I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Even if my dad didn't have a business trip, it wouldn't be a good idea to call him to solve the problem that I was trapped in the hotel.

I was found by my dad to live with my female classmates. Even if the squad leader is not afraid of shadows, I will be misunderstood by my father. When I am arguing, my father will be very puzzled about how to educate me into a playboy.

As for Shuzhe, it is not a good strategy. First, Shu Zhe is definitely not Zhuang Ni’s opponent. Second, he is a guy who is obviously looking forward to sleeping with his sister. It’s time to mess up.

In any case, the squad leader gave Shu Zhe a phone call and told his brother to take the noodle bean stew out of the microwave and eat it hot. In addition, he would "overnight at the classmate's house" and couldn't go back and let him sleep. Close the door and natural gas.

Shu Zhe has neither doubt nor questioning. It seems that he is very happy to be alone at home. I guess that if the squad leader does not return home, he will have a web chat with the coriander stuffed buns. Since Xiaoli broke up with him, he Being a pseudonym is becoming more and more addictive, and gradually the money is no longer the only purpose. Sometimes it is praised by others that he is very beautiful and will be beautiful for a long time.

In fact, Xiao Qin is the best person to save us.

If I call Xiaoqin, it is estimated that she will not only have the ability, but will do her best to save me and the squad leader. Even if I use the power of the black road, I will not hesitate to take down the hotel.

"Ye Lin is actually going to open a house with someone, and it is not with me."

I am afraid that Xiao Qin will cry like this, kick the door open.

Therefore, in order not to cause such a big panic, still do not contact Xiaoqin.

For a while, the squad leader and I were in silence. The sports program on the TV set also became a women's tennis doubles. I don't know if Williams is on the court, or Williams, or I don't know. Others, in short, the sound of "咿" and "呀" that the player sent when he received the ball, it is easy for men to come together.

During this embarrassing period, the squad leader suddenly received a call from Gong Caicai.

"Color, color, are you at home, is Zhuangni doing anything to you?"

The squad leader asked in a row.

"Squad leader... Sorry, I am worried, it is my fault..."

Gong Caicai voice apologized very little.

"No, don't blame you, it's Zhuang Ni forced you."

"Zhuang Ni, she didn't force me..."

"You still defend her until now." The squad leader clenched his fist in anger, and the long hair behind him swelled like a raging wave.

"Zhuang Ni, in the end, has it hurt your body?"

The squad leader slightly slowed down his tone and asked the palace color more euphemistically.

This kind of lily is also like the same **** and heterosexuality. It is divided into light taste and heavy taste. Like me, I don’t have to say that the boys who are blind to A and H are determined to become criminal police like the squad leader, but study the countries in their leisure time. The people in the case have already learned about the various dark sides of the world.

The so-called light lily, sometimes only the friendship of the girls is driven by curiosity, and the parents are hugged, and they touch each other at most, and they are all right.

But the heavy lily is different, it is completely the rhythm of the same-sex marriage in Amsterdam, and I heard that the side of the lily as the "attack", will also wear a "skin sleeve" on the index finger or middle finger, acting as a male partner. The alternative, with the intensity of "red angular triple speed", gives your lover an unforgettable climax experience.

In fact, our online store has sold a lot of this stuff, and I have also sold more important items between the lilies, such as wearable xx, double-headed **** or something... I thought that these things might be used by Zenny. The weak and weak Gongcai Cai, I was awkward.

I thought that Gong Caicai replied to the squad leader: "Zhuang Ni called me, just want to teach me the trick of losing weight..."

"Slimming." The squad leader is in the fog of five miles. "If you don't get fat, and you lose weight, don't go to Zunni to come to the hotel."

"I'm sorry..." Gong Caicai did not know why he apologized again. "My parents used to limit my sweets. But since I had a birthday cake, I can't control myself. I secretly went to the sweet shop during the summer vacation. A lot of snacks to eat...Squad leader, I am not a bad boy."

"Eat... eating sweets is not a big problem." The squad leader comforted Gong Cai Cai. "I sometimes eat a little bit. You get fat because you eat sweets. Can you wear trousers?"

Sitting on the bed and turning the TV volume into silence, I couldn't help but make up for it. I couldn't make the pants of the pants, so I couldn't tie the belt of the pants, but fell awkwardly.

"Squad leader, I... my weight has actually increased, but my waist has not become thick..."

Hey, isn't that a good thing? How much sweets to eat will not get thicker? That is the ant's anti-day skills. How many girls are envious of it? Why do you want to talk about it with trouble?

"The extra meat is growing up...and it’s all over the chest."

Gongcai Cai seems to have made a great deal of determination, and told the squad leader that he was very embarrassed.

"That, that is not very serious." The squad leader did not know how to evaluate the fat distribution system of Gong Caicai.

"Because Zhuang is very thin, I told her about her troubles. I want to know how she kept her weight. As a result, Zhuang told me that she has the secret of losing weight. If I am willing to go out with her, tell me..."

Fat and thin things, sometimes genetically determined, I don't think that the thin Zenny is using weight loss secrets, but her mental darkness, from time to time to give themselves blood, Palace color can not be anyway Draw a gourd.

Of course, the squad leader also thinks so.

"If you want to lose weight, you can say in the phone that you can use the hotel to open a house." The squad leader said, "If there is such a secret, I still want to hear it."

It’s a good accident, the squad leader who has always been considered an impeccable figure, will occasionally worry about his weight. The magazine "Scientific American" says that women always overestimate their weight more than six pounds, while men always Underestimating your weight is more than six pounds, it turns out to be true.

Gong Cai Cai said: "It's true... Zhuang Ni really has the secret... After a few times, I really found it effective..."

"How did she give you weight loss?" The squad leader was also slightly curious.

"It is... the weight loss often mentioned in the weight loss advertisement." Gong Caicai sincerely recommended to the squad leader, "After we took a bath together, I lie on the bed, Zhuang Ni massaged me for the most need." Weight loss chest... chest..."

Your sister's, this is completely a lily act, Zhuang Ni is over the addiction, hand addiction, the following palace color is still confused, I do not know that I was taken advantage of the other party, completely sold. Also help others count the rhythm of money.

Moreover, the two girls are detached, and the picture of the meat sticks to the meat, so that the theater in my brain continues to heat up, and Zhuangni actually realized the dreams of all the boys in the 28th, and smashed the murder on the palace. Thanks to the other party to help them lose weight.

To make matters worse, that kind of thing happened next door, it happened a few hours ago, and my straight line distance was less than fifteen meters.

Nima, I have a nosebleed, not talking about playing, it is the real flow, the white sheets on the double bed are dripping on my nosebleeds, just like the snow plum blossoms.

The squad leader was already mad at the explosion, and the other side of the palace was still stunned:

"When Zenny helped me massage, my chest felt a little hot, and the scorpion was a bit dry. It should be a normal reaction to burn fat. If you want to lose weight, you can let Zhuang Ni help you..."

"I don't need it... Zhuang Ni did that kind of thing to me." The squad leader finally broke out. "You don't want to come out with Zhuang Ni again. You think that weight loss has an effect, not Zhuang's credit, but you. The credit for the roads that come out every time."

"But, but I think that kind of massage is effective." Gong Caicai said, "Although Zhuang said that the hotel has people she knows, I don't charge every time I go, but I always feel that it is not good for others." So I recently tried to massage myself, but the effect is not very good..."

I am going to get a big deal. That is to say, the daily routine of the palace color is to massage the two spheres on the chest in front of the bed. While massage, I hope that they will slim down. What is the limit? The picture, my nosebleeds... the sheets are hanging again.

I don’t want to listen to Zhuang Ni’s words, and I don’t want to have a daily massage for myself. The squad leader hangs up the phone, but she can’t hate it, and she calls Zhanni next door to let Zhuang Ni stop the palace. Shameless deception.

"Yu Caicai's pure heart like white paper, do you have the heart to deceive her? You are not her friend."

The squad leader asked questions.

"Because she is a friend, she can't bear to fall into the hands of men." Zhuang Ni replied lazily. "You are also the squad leader. You are just like me. I understand all the distortions in the world. Why can I still keep it?" From the perspective of this, I am actually a bit jealous of you..."

Zhuang Ni’s rare openness made the squad leader slightly stunned.

"So, this time I am going to give you a lesson." In the blink of an eye, Zhuangni’s tone became cruel again. “Just be a bet between the two of us. I bet that this evening, Ye Lin will be right. You make things that men always like to do. If he can hold back one night, I will give up the idea of ​​the palace color, how."

"This is true." The squad leader suddenly rushed up, and glanced at me with a sharp gaze, as if threatening me not to step beyond the pool.

"I won't lie on this kind of thing." Zhuangni chuckled. "Just when Ye Lin was in his original form, the squad leader should call my cell phone for help in time. I only hope that you realize the ugliness of men." It’s okay, as for your virginity, it’s better to leave it to me...”

How could you give it to you, and give it to the wolf that you wear on your finger? It’s too violent.

No, no, don't misunderstand. I am not saying that my squad leader's virginity is just a matter of fact.

Anyway, this room is also a one-night deposit. If you don’t sleep here and leave for one night, isn’t it a loss?