I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"What, let me wear women's clothes to public places," Shuzhe screamed. "Ye Linge, you are too noisy, how can this be?"

I don't think so. "Why can't you, have you ever worn a women's dress once, and you have been to the women's toilet in the park... you forgot."

"That... it was dark, and I was alone, pretending to be someone else's girlfriend, dining with them, would be dew, and if it was dismantled in public, I would be thrown home."

"Just eat a meal with a group of otaku, how can they tear you through, you have nothing to do with the 'caraway stuffed buns' chat on the Internet during this time, 'pseudo voice' has been practiced, and your throat Especially not obvious, can be equated with no, as for the chest to buy a thick chest pad can be dealt with, as long as you do not take off your pants, no one can see you are a man dressed as a woman."

Shu Zhe hesitated, "Even if I can do it, what good is it for me?"

"You can eat a meal in white." I said exaggeratedly.

"Hey, if you just promise to do this kind of thing for a meal, then that is an idiot."

Shu Zhe lost a chewing gum into his mouth and chewed and said: "Ye Lin Ge, since you promised to help people pull the pimp, it must be rich."

Who is pimping, rumors outside that I murder and set fire to sell ecstasy, I don’t want to wear it on the pimp, which is equivalent to Japan’s “rental girlfriend” business, I am in a hurry. For a brother who plays dota, this is the best policy.

After I severely corrected Shu Zhe’s wrong statement, I told him: “There is money to take, Xiao Ding especially wants to be proud of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will pay 1000 yuan for working. Give you."

When he heard the rewards, Shu Zhe’s eyes lit up and said: “Xiao Li has recently taken a look at imported cosmetics. I really have a tight hand...”

"But Ye Lin, you said Xiao Ding, is it a pet hospital that my sister often goes to, and that little girl who blushes when she sees a girl."

I nod the default.

"That can't be done." Shu Zhe was anxious. "I went to the pet hospital to find my sister several times. Xiao Ding saw me. If he told my sister what to do with men, I couldn't eat it." ""

"In the end is the young boy in the lower grades." I sneered. "Do you think I didn't think about this layer? If this thing is passed to your sister's ear, it's more than you can't eat it, I also have life. Danger, tell you, Xiao Ding and I are in the Internet cafe to eat a bowl of instant noodles, he will never disclose this matter, I promise no trouble."

In fact, Xiao Ding does not know that the "temporary girlfriend" I want to provide to him is a false mother. I just think that Xiao Ding is not a person with a particularly high demand. As long as he can satisfy the desire of others, it is a relationship between men and women.

Shu Zhe asked me the specific time, then muttered: "If you have the money, it doesn't matter if you try it once. After all, I practiced the pseudo-sound for so long. It would be a pity if I just talked with the parsley."

"That's it." I echoed. "When do you need a woman, I will pick it from my online store."

Shuzhe slammed his voice and gave me a "get it" gesture.

"Ye Lin Ge your family's women's clothing, not leopard print is silk, very few can wear it, I have a set of clothes intended to give Xiaoli, I will wear this set that day."

Hey, send your girlfriend's clothes first, do it first, it sounds strange.

"However, other equipment purchased to prevent the fall, you must pay for Ye Linge."

Shu Zhe’s expression is firm.

"Other equipment, what equipment, clothes and wigs are not already there."

Shu Zhe's face is reddish. "I clearly said that you just said that you are stupid, chest pad, chest pad, and things that come into contact with the skin. I will never buy a defective product. Ye Lin Ge, you will wait for reimbursement. ""

In fact, you don't have to do that step. It's so thin like Shu Zhe. Even if the chest is flat, it won't necessarily be suspected. Is it true that Shu Zhe, who loves the face, even dresses up as a pseudonym, but also with other men and women present at the scene. Fighting for the glory, you have to be arrogant.

I used my ambition in a strange place, and I didn’t see you stepping up after the 800-meter long run.

"Ye Lin, how did you live on Sunday?"

With a little leisure, Xiao Qin smiled and talked to me in the language class.

My schedule on Sunday is really not as busy as a junior high school student.

In addition to the time of operating the online store, it was to discuss with Cao Director the next shooting arrangement of "Blood War Jinling".

The second episode of my participation has been broadcast on the Internet. Although the audience did not complain that the heroine was really raped by Jinling, it still created a better popularity than the first episode.

I have to admire the skill of the makeup artist. Because of their fascination, the audience did not find that in the second episode, Jinling changed the actor, and I was saved from being introduced into trouble because of this microfilm.

In the third episode of "Blood War Jinling", in order to catch the eye of the blogger, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script, arrange a Jinling evil and a male lead, and in the stream, the naked side of the bridge, specifically asked me to disagree.

I agree with your sister, let me and the heroine play naked, I might even consider it, let me play with the male lead, what is the trouble, want to please the female audience.

Finally, we took a step back and decided to change this scene to bare upper body.

"There are so many thieves in Dongshan City recently." After discussing this matter, Director Cao complained to me. "I just bought the iphone5s, but I didn't use it hot, I was stolen."

"Who will let you catch the tide to buy apples." I touched the cottage in my trouser pocket, and I felt a sense of superiority. "You buy a domestic mobile phone like me, absolutely no one steals."

Director Cao gave me a pair of hygienic balls. "When the director does not use a foreign brand mobile phone, the actress will think that you are a fake director, but the little thief does not like it. I used the fingerprint unlocking function of iphone5s, one and a half. They will not be able to use my mobile phone."

"Fingerprint unlocked, I heard that it is very easy to crack." I said, "Foreign children can use the gummy bear candy to stick the fingerprint on the screen, your phone may be long ago..."

Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly: "Like high-end people like me, the light fingerprints have not reflected my difference, so I use, the texture on the head of the milk, the thief they should If you are unlucky, let them use all kinds of fingerprints to waste time."

This is the only new thing on Sunday, but when I talked to Xiaoqin about the "milk head", I always felt that it was not appropriate, so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.

"It’s a coincidence that I didn’t go out at home on Sunday.” Xiaoqin said cheerfully. "I painted the things we went to the zoo on Saturday as cartoons. Do you want to have a look?"

Said to hand over the picture book.

How to evaluate it well, if there is no Amir's umbrella to mark, I can't tell which side is the person, which side is the animal.

"What is this, is it a gorilla?" I asked, pointing at a bunch of dark things. "There is no gorilla in the zoo on Saturday."

"Oh, that's Pentax." Xiaoqin replied happily. "I paint it."

Well, the unexpected like a gorilla, with the performance of Xiaoqin, is already an amazing improvement.

"Ye Lin, you stand up and answer the question." The Chinese teacher called me again. He just looked at me and was not pleasing to the eye.

"Page 57." Xiao Qin quietly reminded me below.

I turned to page 57, and I was waiting for Zhang Laotou to ask questions without fear. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked him:

"Review the previous knowledge, you hit the dog in your house, it slams, this is an interjection, or an adverb."

I suddenly stopped my brain and hesitated: "Teacher, this knowledge has never been said before."

Zhang Laotou snorted. "I said that I have talked about it. If you change the question, one of you will see a dog rushing to his own bar. This is a language description or a psychological description."

Hey, Zhang Laotou, how did you do it with the dog today? I can’t answer a question. It’s not very shameful. The squad leader is still watching me.

With a little thought, I replied: "It is a language description for dogs and a psychological description for you."

I thought it was worthwhile, Zhang Laotou sneered: "I asked you, you agree with the dog or agree with you, you want to be the same."

Well, wow, change the law, I am not in the last proposition essay "Contradiction", using ultra-modern writing method to write "I looked at my own eyes, licked my tongue and went to the round square table. Next, with the bald-headed teacher with long hair fluttering, said 'Good morning at noon'.

The bald teacher is not only your old man, you don’t need to retaliate in the classroom.

“All said that ‘Ning is a Taiping dog, not a troubled person’. Many times people are not as good as dogs, so sigh.”

Zhang Laotou actually turned around and faced the blackboard, and he had words.

"Oh." Zhang's head was suddenly thrown a chalk head, and the classroom became very quiet.

Although the squad leader has the specialization of throwing, it is impossible for the squad leader to do things that are so big and irrelevant.

Xiao Qin used a facial tissue to wipe off the chalk dust on his fingers, while pretending to be unconcerned, he smiled:

"Why did Ye Lin always stare at me? If I look at it again, people will be blushing."

You must be blushing when you throw a chalk head to the teacher. Zhang Laotou is just bickering with me, and you can’t break into it.

Zhang Laotou was naturally furious, but in the end he did not find out who was throwing the chalk head, so the whole class was forced to write a review book, and there was no complaint about it.

In the self-study class, Xiao Qin, who wrote a review and wrote very happy, was suddenly called to the corridor by the squad leader.

I am afraid that Xiaoqin’s small movements did not escape the squad’s eyes. Although the squad leader did not publicly point out that Xiaoqin was the real murderer of the teacher with chalk, but afterwards, she should seriously criticize her, let her remember the lesson, and must not commit it again.

After the self-study class, it was a lunch break. The squad leader and Xiao Qin did not come back to the classroom. I guess they might be going to have lunch together, so the conversation between the two is still peaceful.

But when I was in the curved alley behind the snack street, I saw the squad leader falling face down on the floor, and Xiaoqin was holding a stick in her hand, I was shocked.