I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"You asked me to go to the zoo with me, that...is my sister."

Xiao Ding obviously does not believe, "Your sister, I have never heard of you having a sister."

I looked at the ceiling of the toilet with my eyes. "The distant cousin, who recently moved to the neighborhood to go to school, is also normal for the brothers and sisters to come to the zoo."

"No," Xiao Ding wondered. "When I was loading the tiger, I saw the girl holding your arm, and the relatives couldn't do it..."

"That's because she is afraid of being born, especially when I see your nervous tiger, so I am afraid."

"Hey, I always thought that the tiger I loaded would only make people laugh, would it scare some people?"

Finally, I ignited the topic, and I went out from the men’s room with Xiao Ding, but I saw a super-strong man coming over.

It is Pentax, that is to say, Amy and Xiong Yaoyue are still in the park.

Not only did Pentax greet me intimately, but also greeted Xiaoding before entering the toilet.

I glanced, "You two actually know each other."

Can not help but think of the direction of evil, Pentis is the foundation, Xiaoding will be nervous in front of the girls, do they know through the same-sex friend software "accepting the emperor".

Seeing that I was smirking, Xiao Ding said strangely: "What do you think, isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time, you and Shusha are coming back, let me contact you for the dog. Master, that is, he came to pick up the dog, let alone, as a foreigner, Chinese is really fluent."

It turned out that I thought more, because immediately after I and the squad leader were blocked in the dead lane, I forgot this.

When I saw Pentax, Amy wouldn't be too far away. I didn't have time to meet at the entrance of the restaurant and Xiaoqin. I saw Amy picking up the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue lined up and was eager to taste.

"Hey, isn't this a maid?" Amy saw me above the steps. She was proud of her. "Are you secretly protecting this lady, even though it is all-in-one, but your loyalty I remembered." ""

Xiong Yaoyue was also very surprised to see me. She was not only responsible for helping Amy to buy snacks, but also for helping Amy to hold a parasol to resist ultraviolet rays. She reached out and said hello to me: "It’s so good."

Xiao Ding looked in his eyes, and he was surprised. He took me to the side and asked, "Who is this blond little loli?"

I whispered: "This is also my sister..."

"Let me lie to me, why can you know so many girls?" Xiao Ding said angrily. "The former one is your sister. This one is your sister. You think you are a reputation."

I am serious: "This is really my sister."

"Ghosts believe in cockroaches." Xiao Ding put a half of the tiger skin on his body. "The former black hair said that your sister is still skeptical. This blond is obviously a mixed-race child. If you are a brother and sister, You should also have a trace of mixed blood."

It’s ironic, whether Xiaoqin will become my sister is still not sure, but Amy is my true sister, who is obviously open-minded, but Xiao Ding is a joke.

"Men's friends are all geeks." Amy did not lower the volume at all, as if she deliberately let Xiaoding hear it, and talked with Xiong Yaoyue. "I actually walked around in the zoo with fake tiger skin. He hoped that he would Is it a pure M?

Xiao Ding heard this comment and could not help but burst into tears. He pulled me farther and said to me seriously:

"Small leaf, the time we know is not too short. Since you know so many girls, you can help me a lot."

"What's busy." I was wary. "I don't know how to introduce a girlfriend."

Xiao Ding bitterly asked: "Do you remember, I told you before, if you go to play LOL, I will break with you."

I was shocked. Didn't Xiao Ding know that I secretly played LOL during this time? I only occasionally played it occasionally, mainly because I was curious about Amy's desire to form a LOL professional team. When I read the game, I was curious. They are doing push-ups.

I did not expect Xiao Ding to continue: "In fact, recently, our dota party and LOL party launched a large-scale battle in Baidu Post Bar..."

I sighed with a sigh of relief. "You are not swearing every day."

"This time is different. In the past, we were all stunned by the other party's game. The other party's technology is too bad. As a result, the LOL party actually attacked the dota party and said that they can't find a girlfriend when playing dota."

"Hey, isn't there a girlfriend to play LOL?"

"This..." Xiaoding hesitated. "A LOL player whose name is 'Rushing Flows' has uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as a university student ID card. It is not only primary school students who want to prove that playing LOL. But many LOL players have girlfriends. After he opened his head, both sides played games to upload photos, but the photos of LOL party couples were significantly more than the dota party, and some photos of the dota party were debunked and forged, let us lose a lot of people..."

Really, don't pretend that there are no girlfriends. Compared with those who have a girlfriend but want to pretend not to be, you are more sad.

"In the battle, we found that the guy who is constantly flowing is also in Dongshan City. In the spirit of '擒thief first 擒王', I am motivated to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, in case his girlfriend is also faked. We won't win."

"result."

"As a result, he actually agreed very much. He also let the LOL Party and the Dota Party in Dongshan City have three activists, all of whom took their girlfriends to the cafe to meet. There is me, I am in the battle. Bragging said that he has a very beautiful girlfriend, and the result is the date of meeting next week. I haven't found anyone who can accompany me."

Pretending to have a girlfriend is already playing with fire, and actually promised to meet people, this time see how you end up.

Xiao Ding doubles his hand and asks me: "So, you must help me with Xiaoye, introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend, and fool this thing into the past. If you can't do it, not only can you do it, not only The LOL party will be forgotten, and the dota party comrades will accuse me of lying and bragging."

I frowned. "Hey, have you made a mistake? I am a junior high school student. The female friends I know are basically junior high school students. You graduated from college but looking for a junior high school girlfriend. You are a loli control."

Xiao Ding made a "squeaky" gesture to me. "All said that I was pretending to be my girlfriend. I ended up eating a dinner. Who am I still not understanding? I will never move hands and feet on others. Everything is only to prove the superiority of dota."

I think about it, and I don’t think there is any suitable candidate. I quit:

"Although I know a few girls, I am not familiar with that level. I am afraid that I can help you."

Xiao Ding bitterly said: "You don't have two sisters."

It means Xiaoqin and Amy, so that they can't do it for you to pretend to be a girlfriend. I don't feel uncomfortable in my heart, no matter what, Xiaoqin has a fear of men, I want Amy to condescend to do this kind of thing. There is no possibility of even one in a billion.

Seeing that I am thinking, Xiao Ding said: "I won't let people come out for a trip. I will pay 500... No, 1000 yuan of remuneration. I didn't see that I am working in a tiger, trying to make money, just for this. Ah, you must not let me lose face in front of friends and enemies."

It’s very pitiful to see Xiao Ding’s appearance. If he is willing to spend money to hire his own girlfriend, it’s possible for Xiong Yaoyue to promise. After all, it’s free to eat dinner and have money. Why not?

However, it is slow, and Xiong Yaoyue is careless. If she doesn’t have two sentences at the meeting, she will be a pure LOL party. If the two groups are going to debate for the game, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will not join. The other side’s camp, then Xiao Ding failed to go home.

"Sorry, I really don't have the right person." I shrugged and said sorry.

Xiao Ding looked at the expression "You are not very interesting" and looked at me as if to say to himself:

"In this case, you and your two sisters are going to the zoo. I have to say to Shusha in the next day..."

"Hey, don't say it." I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the squad leader that Xiaoqin might become my righteous sister, I don't know why, there is still a psychological existence that is not practical.

Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew that I had caught my weakness. He laughed twice and further threatened:

"Shusha came to the pet hospital for volunteer work in three days. Even if I face the girl who will stutter, I can first tell Zhao Dafu, and then let Zhao Dafu confess to Shusha. How many sisters do you have? Let me explain to Shusha myself."

I really didn't think that I would be caught by Xiao Ding, the otaku who only had NB on dota. For the sake of revenge and mischief, I suddenly thought of a suitable candidate.

"Well, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday, you will wait for the good news."

Listening to me all of a sudden promised so refreshing, Xiao Ding was overjoyed, when someone came to him for the second round of Wu Song playing tiger performance, he let me not forget this, just go to work to earn money.

During this time of talking with Xiao Ding, I waited for me not to come back, came to find my little celery, and Amy and Xiong Yaoyue met a piece, and Pentaxus also came out of the toilet.

"I thought it was who is this, isn't this a violent woman?" Amy shook narrowly at Xiao Qin's white dress. "Do you think that wearing white is a white swan? It seems like a 3K party in my eyes."

"Hey, do you know." Xiong Yaoyue was surprised. He turned his head and asked Pentax. "What is the 3K party? It sounds familiar."

Pentos’s dark face was briefly and solemnly: “It’s a type of person who persecutes us.”

Immediately turned into a smile: "But Miss Xiaoqin is not a 3K party."

My heart said: It is not a 3K party, it is a triad society. In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "three."

Xiaoqin ignored the ridicule of Amy and waved to me: "Ye Lin, here."

Amy embraced her chest with both hands and sneered and asked: "Are you tracking my servant? You don't know if the servant is coming to protect me."

"Hey, Ye Lin is not here to protect you." Xiao Qin spit out his tongue to Amy. "Ye Lin is coming out with me for a date."

Ah, I can't stop it. Xiaoqin said it. Amy looked like she didn't believe it. I looked at me as if I was waiting for a negative statement. Xiong Yaoyue also opened his mouth with surprise, pointing to Xiaoqin and pointing to the finger. I seem to be asking: "You are really dating."