I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Dad and Auntie, while drinking, entered the "Who is more miserable than me" link similar to "China's Good Voice."

Whether it is China or the United States, in this kind of talent show, there is always such an important prelude before singing. Like "who is poor when I was young," and "grandfather died on the eve of the competition", I can’t take it anymore. In a ranking, at least two or three aunts will die. They are suffering from seven or eight incurable diseases. When they are best to perform, they will take a wheelchair and leave the country. They will spit a few mouthfuls of blood, and the effect will be taken out, so that the audience will cry like a urine.

As a result, Dad’s tears complained about his beautiful and painful first love. As a contestant, he did not do it, and immediately shaken his unfortunate experience. In short, he was not deeply involved in the world, and was given the sweet words of his father. Fudged, the result was a non-person, and the divorce ended.

"The man doesn't have a good thing." This is the conclusion of the drunken aunt.

Compared with any aunt, Dad consumes more alcohol and is more drunk. According to the usual mode, once he gets drunk, he will call Ai Shuqiao’s name, then cry and drink, and the wine will become tears. Come.

This is also the case today. He went to the Daning River for three hours and tried to say goodbye to the "ritual" of the past. The effect of Ai Shuqiao's toxins in his body is really great.

Dad, this poor man, was angry when he was looked at.

Originally, Auntie talked about his own feelings and frustrations. He hoped that Dad would comfort himself a few words. As a result, Dad’s miserable virtues, if placed on the draft stage, will not sing, the audience’s sympathy will be affirmed. Already got it.

"What are you crying, male husband, you can afford to put it down, she doesn't want you, what is your use for crying here."

"But...but..." Dad still can't solve this knot.

"Well, you just asked me to marry me. As a result, you still can't forget your ex-wife." Ren Ayi took a coffee table. "You have other women in your heart, who will make a fool to marry you."

It was pointed out by Auntie that the abruptly awakened dad, his lips trembled without talking, while reprimanding himself in his heart was useless, while he felt sorry for Ren Auntie, so he grabbed the beer on the table, one can and one can to the mouth. Pour, swear to drink as much beer as possible.

Then he was drunk on the ground and could not get up.

Auntie understands that Dad is worried about her body and will rush to drink, so that there is not much beer left.

So, Auntie squatted on the carpet, like a dead bear, and slowly finished drinking the remaining cans of beer.

"I can't forget my predecessor", which obviously will reduce the points in the relationship between men and women. Because Dad uses his sincerity and sincerity, he has made this attribute a great achievement. Even if he has forgotten his predecessor after 14 years, he will become the aunt’s mind. The attributes of the points.

The aunt's ex-husband, Xiao Qin's father, Huo Zhenbang, was because he did not change his temperament after marriage, and he was ruined by the aunt, and eventually he was raped in bed, leading to divorce.

Therefore, in the eyes of Auntie, the attribute of "loyalty to love" is beyond the existence of everything else.

Despite this, Ren Ayi did not have a brain to promise Dad's proposal, and Dad was already drunk like a dead pig.

I called my father in the past, and I was also picked up by Auntie.

Auntie, who was also dizzy and uplifted, stayed at the hotel for the night.

But this time it really didn't happen.

Auntie was so drunk that he fell asleep, and Dad was sleeping on the carpet for a night. It was not enough for the bed, but he could not get up.

Auntie, who didn’t go home that night, made Xiaoqin feel a little unusual. Although it’s not the first time for her mother to go home, but always, I have to make a phone call and send a text message stating where I am, what I am doing, that night. But there is no news.

"Ye Lin, are you coming to my house?" Xiaoqin, who was at home alone, sent me a text message.

"Mom doesn't seem to be coming back tonight. I am so scared at home alone, Ye Lin students come to give me courage, two people can sleep together..."

"The weather is so hot, who wants to sleep with you."

I replied this way.

Fortunately, I did not agree with Xiaoqin's request. If I went to Xiaoqin, it wasn't the parents of the two who slept together that night, and the parents' children slept together again.

Su Qiao sat in the living room to watch the talent show, just inserted the advertisement of Fu Yanjie.

I listened to my ears and couldn’t help but be scared.

Next Wednesday's final with the 2nd class is the moment to decide my destiny. I can successfully go to the squad leader's house for dinner, or cry and drink the spleen, just watching my performance on the court.

I am not practical in my heart, I went out in the dark night, I was going to run and do some physical exercises.

Unconsciously ran to the vicinity of the Qingzi Academy, Xiong Yaoyue once "helped people to brush the value of people" in the big square.

Every summer, there is a night market. Although it is not bright enough, it is as bright as white, but it is also a starry star. Looking at the booths on both sides, it is like a galaxy composed of incandescent lamps.

There was a bright color in front of me.

It is a mini skirt.

Red printed mini skirt.

Although it is very short, it does not give people the feeling of being coquettish, but wears a very sunny and energetic color.

The thigh under the mini skirt is wheat-colored.

On one of the legs of the knee, there is also a band-aid.

Therefore, the correct answer is that wearing a mini skirt to go to the night market is Xiong Yaoyue. Although she occasionally wears a school uniform skirt at school, she likes this shy miniskirt. She never wears it. Why do she wear a mini today? Skirt.

Can it be said that there is a date? Since the school grass Shen Shaoyi likes her, other boys can like her as well. If Xiong Yaoyue wears a mini skirt to go to a date, it means at least not to hate each other.

Bastard, who is the other party, and it’s too much to see a boyfriend who doesn’t tell her girlfriend.

No, I accidentally put myself in the girlfriends mode, I am obviously a man.

I kept a distance from Xiong Yaoyue, and I was nervous when I secretly observed it.

In fact, compared to the shorts that Xiong Yaoyue usually wears, the mini skirts are not necessarily shorter.

But skirts and shorts have a fundamental difference.

The wind can pick up the skirt and let the girls go, but they can't do anything about the shorts.

Far behind me, Xiong Yaoyue, is it in the hope of blowing a gust of wind, so I can see the spring of Xiong Yaoyue.

Absolutely not, I should not be so lascivious, I am just wondering why Xiong Yaoyue is so feminine today.

In addition, why didn't even have a little breeze tonight? The wind was strong and cold the day before yesterday, and my legs were twitching.

Xiong Yaoyue stopped at a stall selling clothes, talked with the stall owner for a price, then picked up a pair of shorts and walked into the middle of the simple tent supported by the iron shelf, and looked around with vigilance.

I want to find a place to hide, but it is too late.

"Ye Lin, how come you come, come over and help."

Xiong Yaoyue eagerly waved to me.

I had to pretend to be like her encounter, and slowly walked over, I found out that this clothing booth is mainly for men and women shorts.

"Come to buy clothes." I asked casually, but my eyes were involuntarily staring at Xiong Yaoyue's mini skirt skirt.

"Yeah, buy shorts, my favorite one is worn out by me. If I barely wear it, my underwear and **** will be exposed from the hole."

Despite wearing a tempting miniskirt, Xiong Yaoyue spoke in an informal manner.

"Ye Lin, you are just right, help me block." Xiong Yaoyue said, he raised a leg and tried to wear the store's shorts.

"Hey, don't wear it in the square, there is no dressing room." I hurriedly stopped. Xiong Yaoyue was very easy to walk in the mini skirt. When she lifted her leg, I saw the seductive curvature of her hip and was The tanned line between the tanned wheat color and the original white skin color.

Xiong Yaoyue snorted. "When you come to the night market, you come to the bargain room. Where is the dressing room? I wear a skirt for the test shorts. It is enough to put it on directly. If you wear shorts, don't wear it. I took it off again, and my underwear and **** were all seen by people in the square."

Was it like this, not going to a date, why is there a feeling of peace of mind?

Next, I took up the responsibility, blocking the outside of Xiong Yaoyue with a wide body, and facing her with my back, lest I should evoke my inconsistency.

Xiong Yaoyue quickly put shorts on the inside of the mini skirt. She patted me on the back and let me turn around. I am afraid that in her eyes, my girlfriend would stare at her and try to dress with her eyes. She won't care.

“It’s quite fitting to wear it.” Xiong Yaoyue made several preparatory activities similar to swimming before launching, then suddenly picked up the skirt against me and asked, “You feel so good.”

Ah, ah, don’t scare me, although you put a pair of shorts in the skirt, but this action is still a misunderstanding of 300%. A passing child is immediately blindfolded by his mother, a grandfather’s ear The ground moved over, and they thought you were asking my underwear to look good.

Xiong Yaoyue picks up a denim shorts that fits the style of her sports girl, but I still think she is holding a mini skirt, let me judge the contents of her skirt, there is a feeling of indescribable feeling.

"Try this one again." Seeing me coming over, the stall owner who bought the shorts did not know why he was so enthusiastic. It was not because of my appearance.

This time the stall owner took a pair of shorts with the American flag. Xiong Yaoyue was happy to try it on again. Of course, I was responsible for the task of covering.

"Hey, this one is a bit tight." Xiong Yao said while trying to say, "I really have a big ass."

"There is no such thing, just good." Unconsciously, I repeated the words that Shen Shaoyi had said to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Hey, you are quite comforting." Xiong Yaohe laughed and said, "Boss, give me the one just now."

Saving money to the boss, waiting for the boss to put the shorts into the bag of Xiong Yaoyue, may not wear the mini skirt, feel a little itchy at the waist, so no one is not a lady to scratch her hand.

Standing behind her, I noticed that she was not careful when she wore shorts. The miniskirt behind her was caught under the T-shirt, making her look like a headless fish. what.