I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The first task is to call my mobile phone and tell my dad not to drink from tonight. If he is drunk when he meets with the monitor, everything will be messed up.

After separating from the squad leader, I dialed my father's mobile phone and told him that tomorrow our squad leader would go home to visit, let him wear neatly, not to drink, try to make a good impression on others.

Dad was full of promises, and it seemed that he had heard the "squad leader" as a "head teacher" and did not question this.

Dad didn't ask, I didn't specifically explain that the squad leader was the presence of the class teacher than the class teacher. It was not too bad to greet her with the etiquette of the class teacher.

In the pocket of the cumbersome 50 condoms, when I was resting in the afternoon class, I ran a trip to Yulong Community and delivered the door to Cao.

Just catching up with Cao’s director, only Cao Gonggong is sitting behind a laptop and playing a beautiful girl game.

"I like my brother's big XX..."

On the computer screen, a small loli with a bow tied to her head makes intimate contact with some kind of mosaic-filled object.

I glanced at Cao Gonggong's paper tray on the left side of the notebook, dissatisfied:

"You didn't take sick leave because of diarrhea, how can you still have the strength to play this."

"You don't know the master, the disciple is exploring the scientific truth." Cao Gonggong said in a big way.

"To the H game, you can explore the truth. If you can make scientific discoveries, China is already the world's number one science power."

Cao Gonggong’s hippie smiled and said: “The disciples are not so big and can’t serve the country. They just accidentally saw a top-notch sticker on a forum. Everyone complained about the harm of the control, and then shared the experience and achievements of the shackles.”

I have also seen such a post on the post, full of "the sinister sinful head", "small smuggling for a lifetime", "I haven’t hurt since I quit, I don’t care, I don’t spend the fifth floor. I have to breathe, and my mother no longer has to worry about my studies." Such a speech.

"One of the quits tells me that if you let your stomach get cold and cause abdominal pain, you won't want to worry about it. I just have diarrhea today, I plan to practice it for myself, see what he said, and, as a result, completely Well, my stomach hurts and my intestines are sucked, but I can still manage it."

For such a shameless Cao Gonggong, I have no comment. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told this to be directed to Director Cao. He is a high-risk group of sexually transmitted diseases. Don’t forget to bring ten eight when you go out. One.

"Oh, Master, you care about your father's health so much, my disciples are grateful to me." Cao Gonggong said with exaggeration, "If you don't dismiss the master, some of my H's H game collections can be given to the master. I am so happy."

"Free." I know that the H games in the director's hard drive are mostly of the Loli control type, and also contain many sisters (both sister and loli) works, and Amy's coincidence is quite high, I can I don't want to distort my mind in that direction.

Coming back from the director of Cao, I was catching up with the most painful Zhang Laotou’s language class.

In addition to the brain into the water, Xiaoqin told me that in order to meet my various needs, she as a girlfriend, I have to personally draw H comics to show me.

But I don't expect it at all. Although men are different, but men who can pick up eggs and potatoes should not be born in this world.

Her H-carto, which is oriented to vegetables, can be donated to botanists to see if it is placed in a vegetable greenhouse and will increase production.

"Ye Lin, can't, it's dirty..." Xiao Qin wrote a shy conversation in the mirror grid. It seems that her H comic is using me and her to be the protagonist.

"There are so many..."

Every time she writes a new line, she has to write it out while she is reading it. It is quite embarrassing.

Suddenly I feel that instead of saying that Xiao Qin is painting H comics, it is better to say that she is playing a sound H novel to me. The voice of Xiao Qin is very sweet and sweet. If I am in Japan, maybe she can do seiyuu to make a living.

"No, Ye Lin is really, so fast..."

I was tortured by Xiaoqin and couldn’t listen to her class carefully. She rubbed her elbow.

"Hey, can you not make a sound."

Xiaoqin did not raise his head and wrote while talking to himself:

"Ye Lin’s classmates have done this kind of thing to me, and I still can’t make a sound. It’s too strong for people...”

Write my daily conversations with you into the creation. You can do as much as you like.

As a result, I was whispered by Xiaoqin and I was discovered by Zhang Laotou. He told me to answer the question.

Damn, it’s not good to blame Xiao Qin.

"Ye Lin, you put the part of Mulan's hometown back to me in Mulan."

Fortunately, okay, because I have seen the spoof version of Mulan on the Internet, so the relatives are relatively hard to remember, the spoof version for Mulan to return home, it seems to be written like this:

"Wang Niang heard the woman coming, and she went to Qingchi. She went to Qingchi and came to the southeast branch. The younger brother heard it and snorted."

My relationship with Hua Mulan is very bad. When I got home, my parents and my sister broke off. The only brother who was about to be played with a bad expression was afraid to wait for Mulan’s sister to enter the door.

Of course, I have to pay attention not to make mistakes. If I accidentally read the spoof version of Mulan's hometown, Zhang Laotou should be angry.

"Yang Niang heard the woman coming out, Guo Xiangfu will be; Aunt Wenmei came, when the household is red makeup; the younger brother smells, he sharpens the knife..."

Because I stood up and recited it, I could see Xiaoqin’s ridiculous paintings. I suddenly thought that there was a sentence in the front of Mulan’s remarks, “There is no big brother, Mulan has no long brother.” From this sentence, in fact, Mulan and Xiaoqin still have Similar to it.

Where do you ask for the same picture, is it because Xiaoqin also dressed as a man?

No, no, the reason why Xiaoqin is disguised as a man's clothing is not as noble as Mulan. The reason why Xiaoqin and Mulan are similar is actually very simple. The original text says, "Mulan has no long chest", Mulan and Xiaoqin are both. It’s a poor breast, or how could she have been in the army for 12 years and have not been discovered by her comrades.

I feel secretly funny, I don’t concentrate, and I finally gave Mulan’s resignation wrong.

It is not the back of the spoof version of Mulan, but the "grinding the knife to the pig" to the back of the "grinding knife Huo Huo Xiang Niang".

The whole class suddenly laughed, and Xiong Yaoyue smiled and patted the table.

Xiaoqin also laughed out with a smile, but I was afraid that I would lose face and dare not speak loudly.

The squad leader is still very serious. She may be thinking about what to say to my dad tomorrow's home visit, and it may also indicate that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The squad leader is worried, and there is still The workman laughed.

Zhang Laotou, who was mad at me, commented: "Is this younger brother of Mulan, is it the spies sent by the Huns?"

There was another burst of laughter in the class, and I sat down incomparably.

Really, after I stood up, Xiaoqin Mingming did not take the initiative to talk to me. Why should I think about the phrase "Mulan has no long chest".

After school that day, I called Su Qiao to say that I didn't go home to eat, and then I ate a little at the snack street, and then I left for Li Cunzhuang's house.

I asked the second class of students, Li Cunzhuang did not come to class today, presumably because of the injury suffered by the squad leader last Friday, and has not fully recovered.

It is not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader, I only went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friends", friends are not feeling well, it is a matter of course to visit him.

I bought some fruit. According to the address I remembered last time, I pressed the doorbell of Li Cunzhuang’s house. From the texture of this door, I know that Li Cunzhuang’s family is in good condition.

It was a very burly man who opened the door to me. It should be Li Cunzhuang’s father. Her mother’s face was kind and good, and she came over to me.

"Is it a classmate of Zhuangzi?" His parents also called him a strong child.

"Well, I am a friend of Zhuangzi, let me see him." I tried to hide the fierce breath in my eyes, so as not to let Li Cunzhuang's parents think that his son had misunderstood the ape.

It may be that Li Cunzhuang himself is too ugly. His parents are not too picky about my appearance, but are happy to tell Li Cunzhuang who is recuperating in the bedroom:

"Zhuangzi, there are friends who have come to see you."

I was a bit surprised at the word "又又". I only heard about it. On Saturday, the squad leader had already taken Shu Zhe once, and thanked Li Cunzhuang for his special trip. Although Li Cunzhuang was injured because of the fight, he made a rare offer. Friends, so his parents looked happy and felt that his son was a step closer to the group.

Li Cunzhuang had a bandage on the left and a bandage on the left. He was lying on the bed and he was very happy. He talked with me for more than an hour. Most of them were Shusha who were in danger again. They were the enemy of her. What kind of content.

When I left, Li Cunzhuang’s parents sent me to the door and told me:

"If you have time, come to my house to play."

In their eyes, I can see the ardent hope that my son can have normal friends and normal life.

Speaking of it, rumors from the first twenty-eight, saying that Li Cunzhuang's parents are biological brothers and sisters, this rumor is too vicious, and they are not like they at all, poor parents.

When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching the TV show on the TV. When I saw it, she quickly turned off the TV with the remote control. I was afraid that the sound of the TV would make me feel bad.

"Nothing, you can continue to watch it." I said, "I am not a slave to the ancient Egyptians. You are also a free body. Don't be afraid of me."

Su Qiao looked stunned: "After signing with Tianmu Xingguang, I am not free."

That's also true, but if you do well, I still have the chance to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there.

I checked the eavesdropping recording that night, and did not record the newsletter of Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. Instead, she recorded the actual principal of Tianmu Xingguang, the senior agent Fu Shijian, and called Su Qiao.

Listening to the sound, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, very annoying person.

On the phone, he asked Su Qiao to "accompaniment" a wealthy businessman. The various hints in the language were incomparable. He felt that Fu Shijian was not a broker but a pimp.