I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After lunch in the cafeteria, I went back to the classroom and picked up 50 condoms in a black plastic bag. I was going to go to the director of Cao’s house. I didn’t think about it, but I was intercepted by the police officer in the corridor.

A gray windbreaker, although it is plain clothes, but if I am a criminal, I must see that he is a policeman, and hate hatred is written on his face, and such a hot weather is still wearing a windbreaker, it is really not suspicious. what.

"What is in your hand?" Ma police officer asked.

I shouted: "Do you care?" At the same time, the plastic bag was hidden behind him. Although the condom was not illegal, it was discovered by the police at school. It was quite awkward.

I wanted to bypass the horse police officer from the side and stopped him again.

Can't help but start.

"Hey, you go to school to check my things. Do you have a search warrant? Do you have a warrant of arrest? My friend, but there are people with Weibo, be careful of my Weibo rights, and let your poisonous group of dogs and cats restless."

The so-called "friends with Weibo" refers to Cao Gonggong. He and Cao Director jointly run a Weibo identity. The main purpose is to promote their own micro-movies, but they will also participate in some popular discussions to attract people's attention.

With the popularity of camera phones and the expansion of Weibo's influence, many officials have bought a good watch and dare not wear it. If they buy a good car, they will not dare to open it. The police officer of the horse is also jealous of the microblog of the "people's mouthpiece". Unconsciously frowned.

"I came to the 28th, it is rumored that there is illegal organization in Dongshan City, remote control minors sell ecstasy in disco, KTV..."

"Then don't doubt me." I clarified the suspicion for the first time. "Do you think that with this appearance, can I be a qualified salesman?"

The police officer asked the chin to look at me for a while. "Indeed, when the salesman is not very kind, when the line is a little younger..."

I waved my hand. "That won't be there. I think you want to catch me and go crazy. I have nothing to do."

"Wait." The police officer put his hand in front of me and routinely showed the police card. Then he said, "Although I don't have an arrest warrant, another case can't be separated from you. You need to assist in the investigation. I doubt. You are related to the streaking incident."

Naked... streaking, neither sleepwalking nor drunk, how can I streak this kind of thing with me? It must be framed, shameless, and police officer, I think you are facing drug trafficking. The molecule did not care about the body, but it was also a man. As a result, in order to catch me, even the lower limit of the people’s police was not needed, and the evidence was begun to be fabricated.

The police officer said in a succinct manner: "At two o'clock yesterday afternoon, in an old park in Dongcheng District, two young men took off their clothes and streaking without any warning, which had a very bad impact on society... ”

I poke a horse officer to a dead man. "I have nothing to do with me. Yesterday afternoon, I was in the Qingzi Academy. The son of the head of the Qingzi Academy can testify to me."

The police officer did not argue with me, but took out the phone and let me see the three photos stored on his mobile phone.

In the first photo, a young man showed a white flesh and streaking up.

In the second photo, the other male youth was darker, but also streaking.

The third photo, one white and one black, was subdued by the police and pressed down on the masonry ground, but the expression on his face was like a patriotic youth who participated in the May Fourth Movement.

I turned my gaze to another place.

It’s not that I know these two young people, but that when these two celestialists are streaking, each person holds an inflatable doll in his hand. Isn’t that the “Nancy” that my online shop just sold? I said that no one can harden the ugly inflatable doll, it really is used as a prop for performance art.

The police officer of the horse was very satisfied with my expression.

"It seems that you have admitted that these two inflatable dolls are the ones you sell to them."

"That, then what?" I am not convinced. "We are sellers. We only guarantee that the price is good and the children are not deceived. The customer buys the goods and sends them back for use. We are not responsible and can’t be responsible. Is it someone? The hardware store bought a hammer and went out to kill people. The hardware store owner should also sentence him together."

A series of counter-requests by me, the police officer of the horse, was speechless. He slammed his mobile phone and said:

"I just remind you that the use of inflatable dolls to traffic drugs has also happened in foreign countries. If you knowingly commit crimes and provide props to criminals, the blame is also great."

What is it, obviously it is through the 28th investigation, streaking is not a criminal case, I have to come over and give me a verbal warning, the horse police officer can not see me too comfortable.

It is not seen every day by the plainclothes police to interrogate such things, even for the well-informed 28 middle school students.

But the protagonist is me, they are not surprised by this. After all, in the eyes of most alumni, I have even killed dozens of people.

The courage is small, deliberately slowing down when passing, trying to hear what blood crimes I have committed this time.

If he is courageous, he will stop to look at it for a while, until I smash him with his eyes, and he will run away in vain.

Surprisingly, Gong Caicai saw me being questioned by a plainclothes policeman, and stopped at the footsteps, looking at us against the wall, staring at a pair of curious eyes.

When the police officer spoke of "streaking", she blushed.

When the police officer spoke of the "inflatable doll", she did not respond, as if she did not know what the inflatable doll was.

When I saw the picture on the police officer's mobile phone, Gong Caicai's face was redder.

Since it is so easy to blush, don't stand here and watch the fun, you are the prostitute in the eyes of the teacher's parents. After listening to these contents, you should become a bad boy.

There is such a great **** the chest, but the girl who is innocent and innocent is on the sidelines. The police officer of the horse is also quite awkward. He sees no intelligence from me. He waved his hand. "You can go."

Hey, at least like the TV, say "Thank you for your investigation."

I relaxed my vigilance and just stepped out of the way. Unexpectedly, the police officer of the horse pretended to give way to me, but let the wrong direction, but blocked it in front of me.

More importantly, his left hand, seemingly unintentionally touched my black plastic bag, and what was inside the temptation through the plastic bag.

Holding a bag of condoms, I was afraid of being discovered by the squad leader. It was originally a scared bird. This was scared by the police officer. I was trembled and unconsciously pulled the plastic bag back. The police officer found me guilty. The resort pinched the corner of the plastic bag and refused to let go.

This is good, you are fighting for me, the plastic bag that was not strong, split into two halves from the middle.

Not many more than a full set of 50 condoms, such as the flower of the sky, was thrown to the ceiling, and fell, like the ribbon on the ceremony.

Gong Caicai's standing position is not good, these condoms "ribbons" eventually fell on her head, shoulders, and some hit her face, even the chest.

For the unexpected incident, Gongcai Cai’s subconscious reaction was to prevent her. At first she didn’t realize what happened. She didn’t know that she was “baptized” by a large number of condoms. The square object at the foot, looked at the trademark above, suddenly blushing.

Even the palace color that did not succumb to the world, I also heard the name of Durex from the pervasive TV commercial.

The police officer thought that what I was desperately hiding was ecstasy. The result was that although some condoms were contraindicated for the school, the condoms that were nothing to the anti-drug police could not help but be disappointed.

Gong Caicai, who was kneeling on the ground, found that he had a condom on his head, and he took it down with trepidation. Then, as if it were poisonous, he couldn’t look at it and threw it on the ground.

Although there were not many pedestrians in the corridor during this time, some people saw the embarrassment of Gong Caicai. Some girls who usually sang the palace color were even more ridiculed. The palace color was sour and sobbed.

"woo woo woo woo……"

Like the sorrow of small animals, the sympathy of the male animals was flooded. I and the police officer at the same time said to the palace color: "You don't matter."

I don't know if our questioning makes Gong Caicai feel more wronged, and her crying is even louder.

It was pitiful and ridiculous to be "poured" by the condom, and it was both pitiful and ridiculous. I used good intentions to help the palace color to remove a condom stuck in her hair and stuff it into her pocket.

The police officer of the horse was also embarrassed to help the palace color to remove a condom on her shoulder, but after careful observation, I still suspected that I was using a condom to sell drugs.

"This is just a condom ordered by the customer. I am eager to deliver the goods." I blame the police officer. "This is good, because you are suspicious, causing psychological damage to underage girls, you wait, I am not Let my friend send Weibo and say that you are the captain of the criminal police team and insult the junior high school girls."

For my threat, the police officer of the horse is both wronged and a little bit afraid. Although he has a clear conscience, if he has caused a bad social impact and caused him to be suspended from investigation, he should delay the work of poisoning.

"This classmate, I am really sorry." The police officer apologized to Gong Caicai and worked harder to help her pick the condom.

With the joint efforts of both of us, the condoms on Gong Caicai's body were quickly cleaned up. Only one fish caught in the net sleeped comfortably in the valley formed by the palace's chest, because the location was too sensitive. No one dares to take it.

"No, it doesn't matter." Didn't notice the palace color with a condom on his chest. He responded to the horse police officer's apology. "Yes... I am too delicate, I am standing here to listen to your conversation." Impolite..."

The palace color that stood up from the ground, a condom fell out of the folds of the skirt. If you didn't pay attention to it, the condom fell like it fell out of the skirt, causing my bad thoughts.

"Palace Choi, you... your chest..." I used my fingers to remind the palace color, she found that she had such a discordant thing on her chest, scared like a bug, using her own maximum Forced to fly the condom.

The side effect is that the chest, like the super jelly, is a fully ergonomic way that provokes a wave of shocking horses.

In addition, the squad leader heard the crying of Gong Caicai and walked out of the classroom, and the condom that was rushed by the palace color was flying straight to the squad leader.