I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After the lottery decided the opponent, I thought that the long-awaited school basketball competition was about to begin. I was a little excited. If I could win the grade group championship, the squad leader promised that I could go to the meal for one month.

However, my nominal basketball captain seems to be unseen, and even the team uniform is the last one to send to me.

I took the team uniform with the number "2" from Niu Shili, dissatisfied:

"I don't mean to want No. 23, Jordan is No. 23..."

Niu Shili waved his hand. "The garment factory has no ink for the time being. 3 is not printed. Only 2 is printed. You are not satisfied."

This must be another basketball player who looks at me who is not pleasing to the eye. The yak’s ten force deliberately misprinted me. I have a heart attack and I don’t want to destroy the team’s unity when I am about to play in the next day.

Ok, on the 2nd, on the 2nd, my buddy, I will make 2, and the skill is better than you. Seeing that when Niu Shili was a child, he took a small meal for me, and he didn’t care about him.

I saw that I put the basketball uniform on the black side of the white board into the desk. Xiaoqin asked with a good expression:

"Ye Lin will wear this dress tomorrow and play basketball on the sports field."

"Yes." I said, "How do you know why you are asking, basketball uniforms are not wearing basketball, is it wearing to save the world?"

However, if the divergent thinking is a brainstorming, if there is such a basketball-style superhero, referred to as "Basketball Man", using various basketball techniques to help people to break the storm, it seems to be quite distinctive.

I even think about who is going to star in the live-action movie, Yao Ming.

Of course, considering Yao Ming's height, and other actors he plays with are very difficult to find, it is not good, you can only let Yao Ming evolved behind the basketball man, before the transformation, you can let Guo Jingming starred, so that the audience can stay Under the strong contrast, you can also make a soft advertisement for a certain nutrient solution in the movie.

When I was thinking about it, Isaiah said during the period of Xiaoqin:

"That, Ye Lin, every time you finish the game, the dirty basketball uniform, can you help me clean it?"

The cute girl with big eyes flashed and asked me to be a volunteer laundry worker.

I shouldn't have any dissatisfaction, but I always think that compared with "girlfriend", Xiaoqin is now closer to "Yimei". I don't want to regard "Yimei" as the sister who is obligated to wash clothes for you. Did not agree to Xiao Qin.

Moreover, in a few days, Su Qiao came to my house, and when it was time, the laundry and cooking were all given to her.

During the break between classes, I brought together the team members of the class basketball team. According to my observations over the past few days, I told them the starting lineup for the 6th match tomorrow.

By Niu Shili as the center, I and Pi Zeguang are both big and small forwards, and Yu Chen and Xu Lijun are left-backs.

The reason why I didn't use the double center in the first place is that I need to observe the inside performance of the Niu Shili in the official game. The position of the power forward can be more clear.

And with Fu Yanjie's bet, it is not bad for Niu Shili not to mess with me, don't think he can give me an assist, I still keep a distance with him as well.

Pizhao Guang, who is only good at shooting in the middle of the road, was originally a substitute. His strengths and weaknesses are not obvious. He can replace Sun Yu’s official appearance, mainly due to his own efforts... and Sun Yu’s recent performance is so bad that he is fine. I went to the infirmary to get tired of school doctors, and every day I had a look of kidney deficiency.

Since the starting lineup I proposed is very reasonable, everyone has no objection. It is just that Niu Shili, who wears sports goggles, reminds me of the "good heart" to change the gambling contract.

I remember the content of the bet is: as long as the cow is on the court, then the scores of the other four people except me will be added together. Finally, this total score is used to compare with my personal total score. Which side is higher? Win.

"Use the total score of four people to compare with you. I am afraid that you will not be able to lose your conviction when you arrive, or else we will only compare individual scores..."

"No need." I put a big hand and swollen face and fat. "I play basketball much more than you. If I win you, I am worried that you will lose."

In fact, Niu Shili has such confidence. It is not that he feels that through a month of **** training, basketball technology is more than me, but because he has been working with the players, he is not me, it is difficult to protect them from unity. One heart, in order to let me drink Fu Yan Jie and not pass the ball to me, only to create a scoring opportunity for Niu Shili.

No matter how worried, it is tomorrow.

I saw that Xiong Yaoyue tried the volleyball suit on the white red bar in advance, running and jumping on the sports field, doing various stretching exercises, and I had an expectation for tomorrow.

Volleyball suit is a standard sleeveless vest cool shorts. It is not unusual for Xiong Yaoyue to wear this. Her usual clothing is basically this standard... But the squad leader is also the volleyball team's contestants. I can see the squad leader wearing shorts tomorrow.

The boys in the class seem to have played such a mind, one by one like the Hell's three-headed dog, the ear lobes, and the dripping onto the ground will grow the saliva of the black grass.

I strolled into the shade of the old banyan tree, nervously raised my left hand and looked at the watch.

I didn't expect the arm to be lifted up. The time has not been seen clearly. Xiaoqin's two hands... No, it should be said that the two front paws are lazily placed on my arm.

“喵O(∩_∩)O～”

Xiaoqin squinted at the action of the kitten, and finally put the chin on my arm.

Scared to death, you are coming over the "instant step".

Xiaoqin put a part of his weight on my arm, raised one of his hands, and went to the top of his head to caress the cat's ears that he did not exist.

"Ye Lin’s arms are so comfortable...”

"Hey, this is what is done in the school, when people are seen."

"It doesn't matter.~~~ Ye Lin students just want to tell others, I am your cat, you will do it~~~"

"It’s even more problematic to say that."

I put my arm down and Xiaoqin's pillow disappeared.

"Ye Lin, I am... can only be your underground girlfriend."

A mottled tree shadow sprinkled on her face, making her look like a character in an animated film.

I still don't know how to deal with this relationship, I am deeply angry with my indecisiveness, and the tone of speech can not help but bring a little impatience.

"Is the underground girlfriend still not satisfied? Do you still want to wear a cultural shirt with the words 'I am the girlfriend of Ye Lin'."

Xiaoqin suddenly got a reminder, eyes looking at the direction of the garment processing factory.

I really want to go to custom printing. You ignore the school rules and ignore the "100 intimate contact between boys and girls", which will result in the deduction of the second (3) class to a negative number.

"Oh, such a good shade, it is occupied by both of you."

The big horn, while eating potato chips, moved over to us.

Remember to pretend to be "not my girlfriend" in front of an acquaintance, and I have to automatically take a long distance from me.

"Eat?" The big horn shook her bucket of fun potato chips.

"No need." I waved her hand to reject her kindness. Xiaoqin was unceremoniously took a piece.

Under the old banyan tree, the two girls "squeaked" the sound of potato chips, and I wondered why I thought of the summer humming.

Although it is not yet, as long as the weather is getting hot again, it will appear.

"It’s strange to say it." The mouth of the big horn can’t stop eating. If you don’t talk about gossip for two minutes, you can kill her. “Do you know the main entrance of our school and hang a teacher’s morale report box?”

She said, I really remember that there is such a thing. It seems that Shu Jie’s female class teacher in the first (4) class was reported by a parent because she wore black silk in class. The regulations of female teachers wearing black silk class led to protests by a group of eloquent people headed by Cao Gonggong.

"When I passed the school gate, I found a little loli that looked like Miss Qianjin. I was guarded by two bodyguards wearing black suits. I held a lot of letters in my hands and I was going to the division teacher one by one. The wind is reported inside the box."

Wait, what kind of person you are talking about is a bit familiar.

"Is she a foreigner?"

"Foreigner." The big horn raised his head and thought about it. "The hair is golden, but she wears sunglasses, so she can't see the color of her eyes... Ah, her two bodyguards are foreigners."

Didn't run, it must be Amy no doubt, but why did she go to the 28th, why should she vote in the teacher's teacher's report box, she wants to report who.

"Is she still there?" I asked without much hope.

The big horn poured out the last two pieces of potato chips from the potato chips bucket, and Xiaoqin ate one by one.

"You asked her, I should leave early. When I looked at her through the retractable door, she turned to look at me. I didn't say anything. She was very angry with me, and finally '哼' I led the bodyguard away, and you said it was inexplicable."

No, Amy’s angry object is not a big horn, but a potato chip in your hand. When I think that you are so fat and there is no mother to force you to maintain your body shape, and you can eat full of potato chips, she must be very jealous. .

Since the big horn said that Amy has two bodyguards, it is not particularly impressive. It should not be Pentax, but 004 and 005. Amy is seduce the locust by the potato chips in the big horn. Will you find a way to get rid of 004 ​​and 005, go to the grocery store and buy some junk food to enjoy it.

"Right." After throwing the empty potato chips into the nearby garbage bin, the big horn said, "One of the bodyguards is still holding a huskies. The huskies stand on their feet and the front claws are stretched in our school. Above the door, the posture is really enough. The small security guards in the mail room don’t know where to go..."

The small security guards "gold rush" in the various men's toilets in the teaching building. Although it refers to the money from the "shock tremor" with very low chances, the metaphor of "gold rushing" from the toilet is still super.

In addition, the very second Husky is Obama. In fact, there is no Husky in the world. The most important attribute of Husky is "two."

Then I listened to Xiong Yaoyue. The narrow hole in the back of the playground barbed wire was that there was a kitten (a happy kitten sheltered by the squad leader), but most junior high school students could not pass. The hole, as if someone had come in.