I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Listening to the big horn, Schu said that some of the small jj that was scrapped off, I was reminded: I should run a shop online today.

Although the biology class teacher is a 50-year-old single fat aunt, and legend has a hobby to collect virus bacteria, but the class is not bad, often contact the actual life, to deepen everyone's impression of the lecture content.

The same is true today, she asked the students to try to get their tongues rolled up, and said that this ability is related to heredity, and then let the students see if their nostrils can shrink, and that only 10% of the world’s people Can do this.

I am using a mobile browser to enter the Taobao backstage, but Xiao Qin is using a volume that I can only hear:

"Ye Lin's nostrils can be enlarged. Such a good-colored nostril is only available to Ye Lin."

I tried it a little. Hey, my nostrils can really expand. After Xiaoqin saw it, she couldn’t smile with her mouth open. What a ridiculous thing, there is no scientific evidence to show that the nostril’s ability to zoom What does lasciviousity have to do with it.

However, for me who had just squeezed the poor milk of Xiaoqin last night, and I took off her skirt, I really did not qualify to say that I was not good.

I started to concentrate on operating online stores a little bit.

As I am worried, for the violent express delivery industry in China, it is a bit reluctant to send a balloon that is very good. Although I have placed a lot of buffers in the carton, there are still 2 balloons in the process of transportation. Broken.

Fortunately, these customers who purchase metamorphosis products are more patient, do not directly give bad reviews, but leave a message asking me how to solve.

I strictly abide by the law of my father's integrity management, immediately refunded the money according to the loss, also bought the balloon fireball uncle, at this time on the line, he was lucky, he did not have a few balloons bought.

"Oh, it’s the gas that is blown out from the throat of the red bean sister. After the stirring of her tongue, it is so fragrant and fragrant. The orchid is as elegant as it is. I smell drunk with my heart..."

Desperate to describe, as for the taste of fragrance, the truth is only Shu Zhe love chewing gum only, you buy a box of chewing gum to chew an afternoon, the mouth will still have this taste.

"I am sure, I am very satisfied. The new advice I made about the online store last time can now tell the boss."

I slammed four words: "I want to hear it."

"Well, because balloons are basically disposable items, so when the manufacturers produce, the quality inspection is not too careful. Anyway, a few balloons are broken, and customers will not complain, but the high-priced balloons sold by our perverted goods store, Once you break through the transportation process, you will be complained."

"It is true that there are two broken balloons in this batch."

In order to reduce the chance of breaking, I clearly know that Shu Shuzhe should not blow the air too full, and the result is still a problem.

"How, I didn't make a mistake, so saying that blowing a balloon is not a very good idea..."

"Hey, isn't the balloon telling me, don't blow the balloon, what's blowing."

Uncle Fireball deliberately did not type for two minutes, hanged my appetite, and sent a brief and extremely informative message: "Blow tt."

What, do condoms be used as balloons? In elementary school, boys have done this stupid thing. The condoms hidden under the guise are brought to the school to blow, and they are also given to girls at the same table, so that girls who don’t know the truth follow themselves. Blowing together, of course, was later found in the parents, fireball uncle, this is the good idea you gave me.

"Don't worry, this is the best idea, you listen to me slowly."

"First, condom manufacturers are no better than balloon manufacturers. If the condoms are broken, they will be killed. Therefore, laser detection will be used before leaving the factory. As long as there is not too much air blowing inside, the probability of cracking will be much lower during transportation. For ordinary balloons."

"Second, the photo of the red bean sister blowing the balloon has already made everyone feel very fragrant. I want to move. When I think that the lips of the red bean sister will be in contact with the condom, even if the photo is not suitable for uploading, it is enough for everyone to take a look. ""

"Third, the ordinary balloon, after releasing the gas exhaled by the red bean sister inside, it is useless, but the condom is not the same. After releasing the gas inside the condom, you can also put the condom on the thing it should be placed on... ”

"This is not an ordinary condom. It is a condom that the red bean sister's lips have touched. What is indirect kissing? We are the interface x, the price is doubled for me, at least 100 yuan."

Nima I have served, fireball uncle your ability to metamorphosis is no longer right, I really should hire you to do business consultants in the online store, if you do not blow the balloon to blow tt, I even go to the supermarket to buy balloons Saved.

It’s just that I don’t know clearly. Shuzhe will have any psychological conflicts about blowing tt. I should tell him in advance, or lie to him to let him continue to blow the balloon. When I got to my house, let him blow tt.

In addition, the original "Love Red Lip Balloon" that sells 50 yuan will donate 10 yuan of profits to special education schools. If it is changed to 100 yuan "love red lips tt", it will continue to donate 10 yuan, or should donate If you want to donate 20 yuan, do you still have to talk to Shu Zhefei?

Thinking about this matter, I went to school after I didn’t know it.

I slanted my bag and walked home lazily, and found that Xiao Qin was behind me.

I went left, she also went left, I went to the right, and she went to the right.

Stop and ask her back:

"Where are you going, this is not the direction you are going home."

The thumb of both hands of the celery is inserted inside the shoulder strap of the Hello Kitty bag.

"Where is Ye Lin, where do I go... I am already a student of Ye Lin..."

When she spoke, she tipped her toes, and she was ashamed of a little daughter-in-law.

On the streets where people come and go, although I am not acquainted, I am embarrassed.

"What a stupid thing, yesterday... We didn't make the last step yesterday."

Xiaoqin looked up slightly, his cheeks were red, and the shy eyes glanced up at me, and soon he didn't go to the side.

"Today... I can do the last step today... Ye Lin took me home, and went to other places, happy with Ye Lin..."

My heart is jumping wildly.

When I think of yesterday's things, I can "continue". My blood is like a pot. The beast hidden in my heart, I can't wait to jump out immediately, tearing off the clothes of Xiaoqin, and then pressing her under her body. Enjoy the pure flesh of her.

The bully bullies my hatred for many years, and can be settled in bed by the way. Although it is a little different from the final jihad I imagined, it is you who is under your control. It can be considered a victory for me.

"Ye Lin, be careful."

I was caught in a myth, and I was almost hit by a motorcycle that was driving on the sidewalk. Fortunately, Xiao Qin pulled me away in time.

I am facing the driver's back than a middle finger. If it is not far away, I will not catch up with him. If I have a squad leader, I can do it with Yang. There is no shortage of pebbles in the vicinity.

Xiao Can took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the motorcycle that was flying away.

"There is such a license plate number." Xiaoqin said with a smile, "The people who dare to hurt Ye Lin's classmates, God will definitely punish."

It’s not God, it’s from your punishment, is it to be hands-on, or let the people in the Rose group do it, even though I’m angry at the driver who shaved the yin and yang and dyed the rest of the hair purple. But don't do too much for me. It's even worse if you break the law.

After the interruption of the motorcycle, I felt a little calmer.

At the crucial moment when Auntie is likely to have a father and a child, I can't listen to Xiaoqin's words, and she can do the "final step", so that the aunt can not only be angry, but also irresponsible to Xiaoqin, I Still not sure how to deal with the relationship with Xiaoqin.

Is it a sister or a girlfriend, or a sister and girlfriend, a sister like the devil, it is really not want to wear it on the head.

I made a decision in an instant, although I don’t know if there is such a determination tomorrow, but I can’t bring Xiaoqin back home today. I’m not disturbed by my family. Once I close the security door, I’m absolutely in the brain, maybe in the living room. I pushed Xiaoqin in the room.

"I, my family is not convenient to receive guests today." I said, "Don't follow me, I... I can send you to the subway station and send you home."

Xiaoqin’s face is redder. “Ye, Ye Lin, do you still prefer to be in my bedroom? Although my mother may come back earlier today, as long as we are careful, try not to make a sound, even if Ye Lin My classmates blocked my mouth..."

Don't let me fantasize about the scene of Super H. Let Aunt rest in a bedroom less than 10 meters away, and even walk around in the living room. I only have a door across it, invading her mouth. Daughter, ah, just think about it, you have to stand on the street and set up a tent.

After meditation on the heart of Polo's heart for a hundred times, I looked at the left and right, and took the hand of Xiaoqin and took her to the entrance of the subway station.

Xiaoqin, who was held by me, seemed to be shaking all over the body. In order to keep calm, I tried to treat Xiaoqin with my sister's mentality. Not to mention, it really worked, at least the tent was not supported.

Xiaoqin continued to say to me on the subway: "My bed is very strong and I won't make a noise. Just Ye Lin, don't make any strange noises and be heard by my mother..."

I suddenly remembered that I had to install the bug in my own bedroom before this weekend to listen to the conversation between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao.

Yesterday I went to find Pentax without encountering it, but when I talked about the bug, did Xiao Qin not use it too? She used the rice bowl to sneak up on me for half a month. For example, yesterday, I heard that the covert bug was From the bottom of her home market, a shoemaker's handwriting (the shoemaker I have seen, once took the squad leader's shoes for him to repair).

Regarding the identity of this shoemaker, Xiaoqin also said that the mysterious secrets of the gods seemed to be the former intelligence personnel of the country. Later, what was the country’s unhappy thing, it was “greatly hidden in the city” and went to the vegetable market to be a shoemaker.

It’s hard to have this opportunity today. Do I have to stop by and talk about him, and then buy a bug from him, so I want to support Chinese goods.