I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Zhang Laotou’s essay titled “Da Love Without Borders” requires 800 words. It is estimated that the students wrote about the Wenchuan earthquake, the Yushu earthquake, the Gansu earthquake... In short, there is no love without earthquake, and it’s not “hard”. "Xingbang", if the people of the whole country are not allowed to eat toxic foods, they cannot create healthy nationals with immune and biological weapons.

Holding the empty manuscript, I stood up, and my heart flashed the glorious image of countless heroes.

For example, Cao Zhi, who is a seven-step poem, Zhuge Liang, who is a group of Confucianism, can be said to be a squabble of Tang Bohu, who can vomit blood to the couplet, and to say that he is alive and the "Quaring King" (from Zhou Xingchi's movie "Nine Products" Sesame Officer").

My tough, unyielding mouth smirked and tried not to bow to fate. I am writing an 800-word essay to deal with the language teacher.

I used to say that because my dad is very good at mountain, I am also very good at mountain, my language performance is not good, especially the reason why the composition is always low, because I am forgetting the words, and always run to Java Island. .

"Uh huh, oh." I pretended to cough quietly and lift the manuscript to the height of the chest.

"Love is boundless, it means that love should not have borders. What is the boundary? The border is the national border. I will give you a clear understanding of the borders. The Diaoyu Islands are things in our borders..."

Listening to me can actually pull the heavy Diaoyu Island issue from the slogan of "Big Love Without Borders". Even Zhang Laotou, the students have widened their eyes and waited for what I want to say.

I was watched by everyone's eyes, and I was even more nervous when I played on the spot.

"That, the Diaoyu Islands are things in the borders, and the country advocates 'big love without borders'. I think that the Bible says that not only do you want to love your friends, but also your enemies, so oh, love is the most important. Borders are not important. In order to make the 'light of love' shine in the world, we must not only love people in our own country, but also people in other countries, such as...to love Japanese..."

Xiong Yaoyue blocked the textbook and was stealing a drink. Hearing it here, he slammed it on the Chinese textbook.

The students discussed the confusion.

"Ye Lin is really funny. How can we love the Japanese? It is not to say that even if the aliens attack the earth, let us first join the aliens and let the Japanese go out."

Cao Gonggong solemnly defended me: "You don't understand the good intentions of my master. My master's so-called love for Japanese means that we love Aoi, Mutolan, Yoshizawa, Matsushima, and Kamiya. Ozawa Maria... I love these Japanese people. One day, the People’s Liberation Army landed in Tokyo. I must sign up as a goodwill ambassador to comfort the Japanese little Lolita who was shocked in the war."

"Oh, do you want to let them be 'fertilized'?"

The boy who is next to Cao Gonggong, because of the darkness of the near-ink, has gradually been able to say that the degree of loss is not inferior to that of Cao Gonggong.

Instead, Xiaoqin held his face with his hands and looked at me with adoration, as if I was Lincoln who participated in the presidential debate.

Zhang Laotou tried hard to shoot the desk, let everyone calm down, and then let me go down.

I have to follow the logic just now:

"That, since we have no love from the big love, we should love that we should love the Japanese, then simply give the Diaoyu Islands to them to improve Sino-Japanese relations."

When this statement came out, it was full of surprises. Only Xiaoqin did not respond. I don’t think she cares what I said.

Niu Shili was the first to cast a hateful look on me. I heard that he had an account on the "Iron Forum" and "Strong Country Forum". It was a small angry youth.

Zhang Laotou was dumbfounded. "Ye Lin, I remember that you used to be a fascist. How did you become a traitor today?"

"I, I am not a traitor." I replied, "I just derived the result from the words "Great Love and No Borders", and Teacher Zhang, I said in the composition that I want to kill the Japanese. Teacher, you are not happy. I said this time to peace between China and Japan. Why are you still not happy?"

Zhang Laotou touched his chin and looked around. It seems that he should not only exhort me, but also train all the students present here.

"With regard to international politics, when young people like you are commenting, the more students are calmer, you know."

"We know." The lower classmates took photos of Zhang Laotou's slut, and replied in a word, but not everyone shouted loudly. The squad's lips moved, but there was no opening.

However, Xiong Yaoyue shouted louder than anyone else, as if he was shouting out loud and could win the championship of any game.

"I will be calm," she shouted with a chicken blood and a big gunpowder. Anyone who saw her would feel that she was so excited that she could rush as long as she gave her a kitchen knife. Into the village committee building, hacked a large number of family planning cadres.

"Ye Lin." Zhang Laotou once again locked his gaze back to me. "Are you writing this essay, you are not editing it now."

I have a slap in my legs, and my mouth is hard: "I wrote it, it was just a run problem. I often ran off the question. Teacher Zhang, you don't know."

"Is it." Zhang Laotou pushed the glasses up and pushed it up. "Then you continue to read, let me listen, how far can the 800 words run?"

I am worried about how to compose the rest of the composition. Xiaoqin uses the textbook to cover it and whispers to me:

"It’s better to love your stranger than to love someone..."

I think that her dictation is still reliable, so she deliberately slowed down and repeated Xiaoqin's words.

"It’s better to love your stranger than to love someone..."

"The wife around me..."

"The wife around me...hey."

The students suddenly laughed, and Xiong Yaoyue laughed and knocked on the table, and was criticized by Zhang Laotou.

The squad leader showed that he was very weak to me.

Zhang Laotou coughed twice and mocked me:

"Ah, Ye Lin, you are a good man in the new era. Just now you have to be a traitor. After a while, you will swear to be a man. You have heard the girls in the class. Is there any plan to marry him?"

Xiaoqin raised his half-arm, as if he was eager to say "I, I." But Zhang Laotou did not notice her.

The squad leader seemed to avoid the suspicion and removed his gaze from me.

"Do you have any content below your composition?" Zhang Laotou asked with a gloating attitude.

I am not willing to show weakness, and eagerly said: "Yes, why not."

So I went along Xiaoqin’s "love wife" argument and said, "That, well-known, love your wife is a small love, only know how to love your wife, is not convinced that you want to reincarnate... No, love the realm of no boundaries. ”

The more I say the more chaotic.

"So we not only love our wife, but also love other people's wife..."

The old man who is putting the teacup to his mouth is almost killed by this sentence. The squad leader’s face is also ugly and ugly. Xiaoqin is just mad, and a pair of “I’m not satisfied” Expression.

"I have done it." Zhang Laotou waved his hand and let me sit down. "You don't have to look at me. You don't even write a text. Go home and copy ten copies of your name and hand it to me tomorrow."

I cried, "Don't let me copy my name, let me copy the name of the cow."

Niu Shili turned to me in horror, although Xiong Yaoyue kept me secret, but under the PHS and a rotted woman, I was the basis of the news and I was afraid that I would be interested in him. In this way, the day before I mediate the contradiction between him and Shen Shaoyi, there is a reasonable explanation.

"Why do you want to copy the name of Niu Shili." Zhang Laotou also felt very strange.

I said bitterly, "My 'Lin' has too many strokes, and Niu Shili has a good name for him."

"Yes." Zhang Laotou generously promised that before Niu Shili raised his objection, he said, "As long as Niu Shili promises to write your name when he is punished in the future, you can write his name, simply you both put the name. Change it, how."

I don't say anything. The two boys are writing the other's name on ten sheets of manuscript paper. This behavior has many foundations.

"Teacher..." PHS suddenly raised his hand. "My chest is suddenly very stuffy. Can I take a break in the infirmary?"

After obtaining permission, the big horn said: "I will send her to go." Guangming Zhengda followed the escape class.

Why, PHS is this ill with me and Niu Shili? I just want to spit too much on the strokes of "Lin". Don't put everything on the line.

After class, the squad leader came to visit Xiaoqin. At the end of the day, Xiaoqin suddenly rushed to everyone and the squad leader was quite worried.

Xiaoqin talked very amicably with the squad leader. Yesterday, Xiao Qin, who shouted "You are a woman really annoying", seems to be another person.

“I and Ye Lin waited for a while in the classroom, the weather cleared up, and when I got home, I was completely wet.”

"That... that would be good..." The squad leader was a little hesitant and did not delve into the reasons why Xiaoqin lost his temper.

"Squad leader." Xiaoqin asked with a smile. "On the way to and from school, you don't have to meet someone to trouble you."

The squad leader recalled a little, "I didn't see the few people yesterday... I used to be careful when I was in school today, and I put three tennis **** in the bicycle basket..."

Three tennis balls, the squad leader, you have the confidence to play without a virtual hair, a tennis ball to solve an enemy, one hand to hold the handlebar, the other hand is responsible for throwing flying props, relying on the speed of the bicycle to carry out the mobile war, Rose Sanjie inside There are two people who have great goals, but it is easy to be the target of sniper.

Suddenly thought that no matter whether Xiaoqin will become my sister or my girlfriend, her men should be considered as my men. In this way, "Ye Lin Bang" will not only have five tigers in the penalty department, but also three roses. Jay, the Rose Three is not only a lot more powerful than the five tigers in the Ministry of Punishment, but the degree of ugliness is also unparalleled.

More than once, Shu Zhe disliked me. There are too few people who say that the campus boss has to have twenty or thirty men. This way, when he goes out, he is not prestige. I am not really mixed with black.

And even now, if there is a little punk that mocks me and I have fewer hands, I can put him back, for example, I can say:

"Even if your men are more than my men, but your men can be ugly than my hands."

The five tigers of the Ministry of Punishment, headed by the face of the imperial star, are enough. The Rose Three is even more difficult to exorcise evil spirits and not to be close to people. Just put them in front and you can’t beat them. Die you.