I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The squad leader sighed at the suggestion that Xiaoqin should be a literary committee member and give a report to the second (3) class.

"Xiao Qin, I don't want to hit you, but I have seen the paintings you have drawn on the exercise books. Those paintings are beyond the level of appreciation of normal humans. I think Ye Lin paints better than you... and, The reason why the literary committee is empty is that I hope that Zhuang Ni knows that the class still needs her..."

The words of the squad leader were in love, but Xiao Qin licked his face and cried and ran to me.

She did not rain, she made a super grievance, "I don't want to live anymore".

"Hey~~~~~ The squad leader bullied me. The squad leader said that my painting was ugly. The squad leader also hoped that I would be sick for Zhuangni, so she could come back as a literary committee member."

People are originally literary and art committee members, and when the squad leader said that you want to be sick for Zhuang Ni, if the squad leader is soft, let you take charge of the blackboard report of the second (3) class, our class will become the laughing stock of the whole school. .

During the break, I called the dad at the hotel.

In a nutshell, Su Qiao may have to live at home for half a month. Of course, I did not mention the relationship between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. She only said that she is a friend’s sister and suddenly had difficulties in housing. Buffer here.

“It’s good to be able to help others,” Dad said on the phone. “But how old is the other person, and it’s convenient to live with you.”

"She is 18 years old." I said the age on the Su Qiao ID card. "I won't be thinking about a girl who is 4 years older than me. Dad, you can rest assured..."

"That's not necessarily." Dad deeply doubted, "I am at your age, it is time to like mature women."

Nonsense, you are born to be a sister, I remember a "three-way" in the "three-person trip", but also self-supporting the portrait of the Queen Elizabeth, do not take the standard of your sister control I am on my body.

"Is she a beautiful woman?" Dad asked again.

Although Su Qiao lacks self-confidence, she said that Shu Zhe is several times more beautiful than her own, but she still gets 7.5 points with a score of 10, and although I don’t want to admit it, the women’s Shuzhe squad leader is Up to 9 points exist.

As for the 10 points, among the three-dimensional creatures I have seen, only Amy can get 10 points, but she is a little too old, and she has less smoke and anger, which always gives people a feeling of illusion that cannot be touched. If it is not from the perspective of my brother, but from the perspective of an ordinary male, Amy’s temper is terrible. I have to re-educate her so that she won’t marry in the future, or she will be married after she gets married. Husband came back.

Having said that, some people may be curious about what Xiao Qin’s score is. I refuse to evaluate her. Even if I evaluate it, I should count the chest into the total score. I must make her the last place.

For Dad’s question, whether Su Qiao is a beautiful woman, I replied:

"People are acting as actors. They should be about the same level as the female students who wanted to engage in teacher and student relationships."

"Oh, the average person who is married to such a wife is satisfied..."

That being the case, why didn't you agree to it down in the past, who is my stepmother is stronger than Ai Shuqiao, and that girl student I like very much, how much sugar she gave me before and after.

"Xiao Lin, you live with a beautiful big sister, you can't hold it..."

"Dad, you have less crows, we haven't lived yet."

"Although the temptation of my sister is very difficult to resist..."

I am not a royal sister, I don’t need you to give me a vaccination. I say that you and Auntie are more concerned about me.

"Dad, let the aunt drop the necklace, have you found any clues in the hotel."

"No, your aunt seems to be in a hurry, but there is no clue."

I chatted with my dad again. When the class bell rang, I hung up.

Suddenly remembered, Cao Gonggong said that Director Cao had something to ask me. When I was free, I asked Cao Gonggong what it was, but he told me that the situation is changing. When I have a conclusion, I will tell you not too late.

I always feel that it is not a good thing.

It was cloudy in the afternoon, but it didn't rain. The first physical education class should still participate as usual.

When I came back from dinner, I saw Xiao Cans sleeping on the table. She changed her sportswear and put the sneakers I bought for her under the stool. It seems that I only wait for the bell to ring, and I immediately put on the sport. Shoes go to physical education classes (although just onlookers).

But I found that, next to the sneakers, I put a box of thumbtacks very discordantly, and a large arrow was drawn on the floor with chalk, pointing to the direction of the pushpin, for fear that others would not see it, and specially wrote two large characters. "Pushpin."

At first glance, it’s Xiaoqin’s handwriting, and when I used to mark Croton in the kitchen, it’s like a trip. What are you doing? Are you waiting for the squad leader to harm you? You think that this will provide convenience and the squad leader will Sneak up and smile and put the pin in your sneakers.

Sleeping Xiaoqin heard the footsteps, opened one eye and sneaked a bit, found that it was me, and closed his eyes in disappointment.

"Why is the female No. 2 still not hurting people... She does not come to harm me, how can I marry Ye Lin?"

Xiao Qin muttered.

I patted her head and called her up and asked:

"The squad leader is going to harm you, and what kind of relationship is there with marriage."

Xiaoqin erected his fingers in a serious manner. "According to the logic of the girl cartoon, first of all, the female No. 2 framed the female lord, then the male lord misunderstood the female lord, and the female sneaked in, and launched an offensive against the male lord, but the misunderstanding eventually I was clarified, the truth was clear, and the victim’s female No. 2 was abandoned. The man and the woman were eventually married... Hey, this is a perfect ending.”

I know that she still hasn't finished talking.

"But, but the squad leader is not coming to harm me, how to promote the plot, if the comic story progresses too slowly, it may be shackled by the magazine."

Everything is based on the premise that the squad leader is framing you. This kind of comics that do not exist even in the premise, hurry up and squat, early death and early reincarnation.

I followed her logic and asked: "Chen Qin, have you ever thought that you may not be the heroine?"

"Hey, how is it possible." Xiaoqin's misty eyes could not help but grow up.

I also licked my fingers with her.

"Look, first, you bought a death note and wrote the name of the monitor."

Xiaoqin raised her mouth very seriously and nodded subconsciously.

"Secondly, you are at the squad leader's house, desperately let the squad leader eat the chicken you made and stew the mushroom, and almost broke her up."

Xiaoqin nodded again.

"And, every time you see Gong Caicai, you bully her."

"That doesn't blame me." Xiaoqin argued, "That is the anger of the poor middle peasants to the landlord."

I waved to make Xiao Qin quiet and continue to count her crimes:

"Not to mention yesterday in the language class, you gave Pooh to ... to shame play in public. In short, you think about it carefully. Is there any girl in the comic book, is the woman a bad one?"

Xiao Can’s eyes, while thinking, showed a worried expression.

"But the blame squad leader didn't frame me, and didn't push the story..."

She argued strongly.

"Don't be hard, can you push others to promote the plot?" I shot the table and scared Xiao Qin. "I ask you, what is the biggest feature of the female number two."

"Not the niece, and then the victim." Xiao Qin did not particularly care to answer.

I used my fingers to poke on the table, and I couldn't wait to wake up Xiao Qin.

"According to your definition of the female number two, and your recent behavior, you don't think you are the female number two."

Xiaoqin trembled, then his hands clasped his head, and his face was shocked by the lightning.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, how can this be done, and I will do those things without knowing it. How can I do this?"

"There is nothing to do." I said with gloating, "You simply admit that you are a female number two."

Xiaoqin, who was stunned and anxious, did not go to the physical education class, but when I came back, she had recovered her calmness, and even the corner of her mouth was hung with a smile.

"I won't let the woman's throne be taken away." Xiaoqin announced, "I want to add new attributes to myself."

"Ah." My eyebrows raised the old high.

"The squad leader's attribute is 'Justice Devil'. I hope that she will do bad things. The chances are too small. Since she is not willing to do it, I will play the fearless spirit, sacrifice the ego to achieve me, and I will not be shackled for this comic. Let me do something bad."

Speaking of the sound, in fact, you really like to do bad things, but doing bad things is not a female No. 2 patent, you are willing to do the female number two.

"No, the female lord can't do bad things just the former standard. In recent years, the new comics, the female actor likes mischief is not in the minority, as long as you have a good heart."

What you lack most is a kind heart. You said that you want to add new attributes. Do you want to add a kind heart to yourself? Where do you go to find a kind heart? Do you want to have the heart of the squad leader? Dig it out.

The girl in the bedroom is a horror cartoon. If I have the skills of a senior in the martial arts novels, it is necessary to squander your martial arts in the first time. You use the "prank" to kill the lives.

"Ye Lin, my new attribute is ‘cat’, please remember.”

"What."

"I hate it~~~ Do you want me to repeat it with you in cat language?" Xiaoqin licked his cheeks and made shyness. "喵呜喵呜咪~~~~ You understand."

"Understand your sister, isn't your last attribute a 'manga girl'? How can this attribute become a 'cat'? Can this cross-species attribute be added casually?"

Xiaoqin held his chin and thought it out in a serious way. "All the attributes are mine, new attributes are added, and old attributes can't be given up. From now on, I am a 'comic cat girl'."

"In the end, it’s a girl or a cat, tell me clearly."

Xiaoqin put his hands on the top of his head as an ear, selling Mengdao: "It is both a cat and a girl, and it will draw comics."

I have never seen a cat that will hold a pen. If you are a cat, start with a thumb and then be a cartoonist.

"(gt;^ω^lt;) Ye Lin, Ye Lin, classmate..."

Don't use ten fingers as a beard, make a smiling cat face to me, you can't obliterate the fact that you are doing bad things.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... Ye Lin is wrong when he says this, the cat is different from other creatures, and the cat is privileged."

"privilege."

"Yeah, people who have raised cats know that cats are very bad. They often catch small birds, steal chickens, and bite rabbits. But because cats are synonymous with Meng, so no matter what bad things cats do, they will be forgiven. ""

"Not only that, some people in the qq comic group have said that for these new-generation heroines who like to do bad things, there is a special name called "bad", which is also a very important attribute."

Meng your sister, and do not say the "bad Jiao" in the day, basically are some people holding a hatchet, taking a bath with the blood of a lover or a rival, talking about the familiar, Jin Yong martial arts novels have "bad Jiao" attribute The people, the famous Zhou Yiruo and Li Mozhen, one trained a nine-yellow white bone claw, a whole family who killed the negative heart, Xiaoqin, which one do you want to imitate.

"Oh, Ye Lin, you have to worry about it, I just want to make a little mischief."

I don’t want to sell my own words at the end of the sentence. Who knows if you will raise a hatchet to me one day and say, "Some people just kill you a little bit~"

"Hey, Ye Lin, how are you afraid, don't you like cats?"

"If you have to choose to hate or like it, you should like it, but then what?"

"Oh, let's say that Ye Lin likes cats."

"..."

"That, I am a cat, you know."

After saying this, Xiaoqin's two hands were on the knee like cat claws, and flashed two eyes, as if waiting for me to say something important.

Don't be naive, you think this is A=B, B=C, so the simple logic of A=C, I won't say that because I like cats, you now have cat attributes, so I like you. .

And Amy is a good cat, you are a saber-toothed tiger, a saber-toothed tiger that can kill 100 cats.

"Oh... Ye Lin is very shy and doesn't want to say that he likes me, it doesn't matter, then we will not tell you later~"

Who is shy, you have a "喵" at the end of every sentence, you should be shy.

"Total 哩 (づ ̄3 ̄) づ ...... I am a cat in the future, the new attribute string is ‘manga cat girl’, please advise.”

One or two attributes are not satisfied. Will you add more in the future? What is the attribute string? Do you think that the Meng attribute can be like a beef and mutton and a sesame seed?

"However, it is a bit more troublesome when I have more attributes. When I was a comic girl, I was a teacher of Cress, and when I was a cat, I called ‘Peacher’. I would like to know more about Ye Lin.”

No one likes it, and the main reason why you increase the cat's attributes is to do bad things. If you do something bad, you will be forgiven. What do you want to do bad things.