I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I looked at the watch, 6:30, there is still an hour from Su Qiao, if the action is fast, it should be enough to take photos of Shu Zhe, and then send him away.

Shu Zhe first went to the bathroom to wash his face, washed off my smeared lipstick, and came back to bargain with me.

The more exposed the clothing, the higher the price of Shu Zhe, I only intend to give him a base price of 200 yuan, so I finally chose a very unexposed clothing.

Lace-up chiffon shirt mini skirt, add a pair of white princess shoes, enough to make Shu Zhe up and down feminine.

This set of clothes is the stock in the store. As for when it is entered, what is the specific name, I can't remember it.

However, I personally think that this is a set of clothes with a strong sense of life. Since "Red Bean Sister" is already the signature of the online store, it should be packaged in all directions. You can't blow a balloon and upload a three-point photo. (Shu Zhe also did not wear a three-point type. Capital), it is better to return to the truth, upload a photo of the red bean sister's daily clothing, can make this fictional character more realistic.

It’s strange to say that since I announced that I would like to sell the “red-lip balloon” as a “love balloon” and donate 10 yuan of profits to a special education school, I’m more profitable, using fake mothers to deceive customers’ sense of guilt. It has also weakened a lot. Is it a truth that this and the corrupt officials donated money to the temple?

No, I am better than a corrupt official. At least some of my donations have been aided. Corrupt officials donate money to the temple. It’s just a temple where the wine and meat monks in the temple go to the second milk. The more fake monks, the more secret it is.

Wearing a brown wig, evenly spread the lipstick, even the princess shoes also wear a good Shu Zhe, from the screen behind the 袅袅 Tingting out, completely into the "red bean sister" mode.

Although the lipstick is a cheesy big red, but Shu Zhe's way of painting until now, not only to add a stylish value to himself, but also a lot of flirtatious.

"I sometimes apply lipstick to Xiaoli, which is not difficult."

Shu Zhe said that he changed his position and appreciated himself in the mirror.

You are enough. This set of clothes that I think are more everyday, worn by you, reveals the charm of the demon charm. You and the Japanese TV dramas, the female students who are engaged in aid, the synchronization rate is 400%. It is absolutely forbidden to use black long straight wigs, and it is not allowed to destroy the image of the squad leader in my mind.

Shu Zhe pity himself for a while before sitting on the edge of the bed, picking up a balloon and putting it on his mouth, indicating that I am ready to take pictures.

Although I know Shu Zhe’s male identity, I can’t help but admit that the red bean sister’s temptation to contact the red lips and the balloon, supplemented by slightly naughty eyes and smiles, plus daily and sleek costumes, the final photo effect is Amazing, it is simply too much to say that the witch's spell is attached.

"Not bad." Shu Zhe also came over to appreciate the effect on the camera screen. I suddenly realized that at this time, he was wearing a pair of cobwebs that had just been put on the legs, and the women’s clothing from the inside out made him physically and mentally. Feminine is a lot, even the sound can be a bit confusing.

If you are the first to see such a dress, Shu Zhe, no one can believe that he is a boy, the original neutral voice will not reveal any flaws.

In the fourth grade, when I was on a train to Beijing with my dad, there was a pretty pretty sister on the train. It looked like a college student admitted to Tsinghua University. I looked at her more than 100 kilometers with a childish heart. As a result, as soon as she spoke, my dad and I were shocked.

I wiped this voice... It’s all the man, it’s better than Guan Erye, no throat, no throat, no sound, no sound, no sound, no one will believe that it’s a woman, and it’s a beautiful woman. It’s childhood. I am once again disillusioned with women.

On the other hand, Shu Zhe, his 100% fake, can make all kinds of teenagers have a good impression of women. For such people, I only have two words to describe, enchanting.

Fairy is also OK.

Next, I pressed Shu Zhe twice and tried to pick the best photo (although each one was a national incense level), at this time my phone rang.

Looking at the screen, the caller is Su Qiao, I clicked the answer button, "Hey."

"Well... leaflet, I have already come downstairs to your house, just want to ask, there is no onion, **** and garlic in the kitchen, if not, I will go to the market to buy some..."

"You don't have to." I said, "I didn't have to buy anything with you, but there are meat and vegetables in the refrigerator, but there is one less person who can cook. You come straight up."

Hanging up the phone and looking at Shu Zhe, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and wondering, I felt that something was wrong.

Looked at the watch, Nima is only 7 o'clock now, Su Qiao, you have come in for half an hour in advance, and have already stepped on the unit stairs, this Shuzi, who is wearing a women's dress, should be blocked in my house.

At that time, how can I introduce Shu Zhe to Su Qiao and say that he is my classmate? Su Qiao will definitely misunderstand that Shu Zhe is my girlfriend. When they talk about each other, they will definitely wear it. They are only considered to be Shu Zhe. It’s a couple, it’s enough to make me sick.

In addition, how can I introduce Shu Qiao to Shu Zhe? People are not close to me, and I am going to cook for me. It is easy to think of it. Shuzhe said to her sister after returning home. My bad words, is my reputation in the squad leader not going to fall again?

I had no choice but to make a decision: I must not let Shu Zhe and Su Qiao meet at my house.

So I didn't say anything, I pulled up the hand of Shu Zhe, and went all the way to the foyer. When I opened the security door, I pushed him out.

"Ye Lin Ge, what are you doing." Shu Zhe's lips still have a faint lipstick print, and under the shiny brown hair, a white face is full of horror.

"I suddenly have a guest, you go out to avoid the limelight."

"Wear... wear it like this, Ye Lin, you want to kill me."

"It doesn't matter, I won't be seen by the ticket, and it's too late to change clothes."

Listening to me is extremely certain that his women's women can't be seen, and Shu Zhe seems a little happy.

I stuffed his men's shirt (shirt shorts) into his schoolbag and handed it to him.

"If you move faster, you might be able to get home before your sister returns. When you get home, change your clothes slowly."

"That's how it works." Shu Zhe said with a cry. "If my sister has already waited at home, I am not going to be caught."

"Otherwise, you will find a place to change on the road, yes, you are not saying that you still want to eat fast food, it is better to go to eat fast food and then eat, then use the toilet of the fast food restaurant..."

"People... people don't wear this way to order food."

Obviously, he wants to emphasize his male identity, but he prefers to use a woman's proprietary claim.

"In short, you are going fast, you can go back by taxi, and I will reimburse you for the money."

I pushed Shu Zhe back in the back. He couldn't discuss the tone of his voice. He heard the footsteps coming from the downstairs and gradually sighed with a sigh:

"Ye Lin Ge, you always bully me, and I have never seen you so much."

That's because you are among the people I know, the ones who are poor in character are called those who have never come before, and every time I hit you, I feel that I am doing the best for the heavens. If you don’t change your mind again, maybe I will For the people to kill.

"That... I just called a young woman, Ye Lin brother, you are so anxious to drive me away, is it... is it legendary..."

"The legendary call girl."

Have you seen the call girl taking care of the laundry and cooking, and now their business has expanded to such a mildness.

“The income of the online shop comes over in the hands of Ye Linge every day. Ye Linge is living alone. It is understandable to have this idea...”

Is it easy to understand? You have not claimed to be my little sister several times. My brother-in-law called the call girl to the service at home. You actually said that you can understand.

Shu Zhe, who looks like a cute girl, continues to analyze for me:

"However, Ye Lin brother, you can only do this kind of thing, you can only marry the wife who has not married with your sister, and you must be stunned. If you dare to do this after marriage, you will die and you will die. ”

You don't have to warn me, and if I really married your sister, why don't you go to the call girl, I have already eaten the full man, why should I touch Korean kimchi?

Under the pressure of Shu Zhe, I walked down the stairs in a woman's helpless manner. He would meet with Su Qiao, but as long as they met my place, everything would be fine.

Today's Su Qiao is wearing a small sling top and a tight denim skirt, with a white shoulder. It seems to have been carefully dressed before going out, but it may be because of the long-term insomnia, the eyes look a little tired.

Although I repeatedly stressed that she didn't need to buy something, she took a cup of fruit and came up.

"The girl who just went downstairs..." Su Qiao looked back downstairs, revealing the expression of self-sighing. "It's so beautiful, is she your neighbor?"

I pretended to be stupid: "I don't know, I have never seen it before, maybe it is going wrong."

I let Su Qiao enter the house. She took off her sandals and changed her slippers. I noticed that her toes were covered with red nail polish.

"I am afraid that you will be hungry when you are hungry. If you have an apron, can you borrow it?"

I am embarrassed to refer to the dirty apron that has been hanged on the plastic hook of the kitchen, has not been used for half a month, and has not been cleaned for half a month.

Su Qiao is not picky, directly attached to the apron, picked a few kinds of ingredients from the refrigerator, and then jumped into the kitchen, and raised the hand with a few minutes before the acrobats, she held the plate, leaving A strong performance trace always makes you feel that she will turn the plate on her fingertips at any time.

I sat in the living room and watched the girl who had framed me busy, and when the squad leader did not cook for me, the kind of heart was not going to go.

However, Su Qiao is obviously also a bitter child. In addition to practicing acrobatics, I am afraid that there is no less housework. Seeing her proficiency in using the spatula, she knows that her cooking skills are not temporary.

Such a big three-year-old, surrounded by dirty aprons, the ordinary girl who came and went after the long scorpion, let me produce a sense of return to ordinary.

Since Ai Shuqiao’s abandonment, I have never had a woman’s kitchen in my kitchen. Su Qiao is the first woman to cook in my kitchen. If you don’t know Xiaoqin, you must be embarrassed. Let's go.