I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, I am not mistaken, you stuffed into Xiaoqin's schoolbag, is ... is a girl's underwear."

Gong Caicai asked slyly.

"Yes." I admitted generously. If I asked the squad leader, I had a heart attack.

"In the hands of Ye Lin, how can there be girls' underwear?"

Since I saved the palace color in the event of selling rabbits in the flyover, and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became not particularly afraid of me, and even dared to ask several questions.

"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, it was taken off to me last night. I am just giving it back to her."

Gong Caicai showed three expressions of shattered, fearful expressions, and the homework that had just been received in the hand, all fell on the ground, and I had to help her to pick it up from the ground.

"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why should Xiaoqin take off his underwear, so shy..."

I squinted at the neck. "Because I am lascivious, I especially like to force girls to be shy. I have not said, let you keep a certain distance from me."

"I... I am not afraid of Ye Lin."

Gong Caicai bowed his head and thought about it.

"What,." Even a beetle fell on the head, can be scared to cry the palace color, actually declared not afraid of me, you mean that I am not even as a beetle.

"The book says that you are a bad guy, not a real bad guy..."

"Do not believe anything in the book. When I was in elementary school, I read a book and said that eating sweet potatoes can increase internal strength. As a result, I ate the sweet potato for a week and only diarrhea."

Listening to me talking about my childhood anecdote, Gong Caicai grinned.

"Ye Lin’s classmates will tell jokes. What do you want to do when you are young?"

It’s not a joke. It’s a fact. I need internal force to defeat the little bully. Without the high-ranking people on the side of the road, I will pass on the skill of a child. I have to eat the sweet potato with my own self-reliance.

"Xiao Qin's underwear, Ye Lin students must be accidentally picked up, in order to be afraid of Xiaoqin classmates embarrassed, so secretly return it to her."

Gong Caicai made the most good guess for me.

"Nonsense, even if I can pick up my underwear casually, how do I know it is Xiaoqin? Listen, Xiaoqin was taking a nap at my house yesterday. When I fell asleep, I took off her underwear. of."

"This...this kind of thing..."

"Shameless, I said that my lasciviousness is born with me. You don't have any contact with me except for borrowing homework."

"Ye Lin, you are doing this, the squad leader will be sad..."

Still think that I am a couple with the squad leader, because I was the first to witness the kiss between me and the squad leader, I have always believed this.

"And the feelings of playing with Xiaoqin are not very good... If the color of Ye Lin’s classmates is really unbearable, I..."

You...what do you want to do, you have to play with me instead of Xiaoqin, don’t say anything that makes me subvert the worldview.

"I can lend you two years of "Men's Wear" magazine. If you can use magazines to alleviate lasciviousness..."

"Men's Wear", isn't it a male-oriented magazine that is determined to be China's "Playboy"? I heard that there are photos of actresses in various clothes. Why do you have such magazines? , also two years, if your father ordered, then he should carry his daughter to hide.

"It's...not actually made by Dad, it's my order..."

"Why are you ordering that stuff?"

"Because...because only when I was at home, someone came to sell, I don’t know how to refuse others, I just had to order..."

Strong buy and sell, sell "men's clothing" to junior high school girls, your salesman is too unconcerned.

"In addition, I also booked "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, which were given to my mother..."

You are simply the savior of the salesman. You will not reject the words of others, and you will suffer big losses in the future.

"If Ye Lin needs it..."

Before the words were finished, Xiaoqin slammed the ground and the big horns. They came back and saw that I was talking to Gong Gongcai. She frowned and ran over and slammed the palace plaque.

"Give me back the chest."

Gong Caicai trembled and hurried to her seat, holding her a stack of homework, almost to an unprecedented flat fall.

Xiaoqin muttered: "When you have a big breast, you ran to Ye Lin's classmates here to show off... I work so hard, one day, one day will be bigger than you."

This is not something that can be solved with hard work. I think that in the old courtyard, there is still a child who is trying to become Altman. Even if his wish is fulfilled, your wishes will not be realized.

"Oh, if it is still bigger than me ten years later, I will cut you off..."

Seeing that I was glaring at her, Xiao Qin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:

"Which year did Columbus discover the New World?"

Anyway, it is not the year when you cut off your chest. Do you still want to move... transplant? Only when you exchange your poor milk, can you eliminate the hatred of your heart.

In the history class, I used a mobile phone to run an entire online shop. Recently, the business is not bad, especially the poorly sold inflatable dolls sold out two, which makes my heart very comfortable.

Fireball uncle, coriander stuffed buns, and vigorous sailors, these metamorphosis, will still compete for the original underwear of "Red Bean Sister", especially the coriander stuffed buns, he often finds "Red Bean Sister" chat, is the five fans of Shu Zhe Dao, he sent a message to me and always asked one thing over and over again: How can I let the red bean sister go out with him to open the house.

Uncle Fireball, who is savvy about the perverted supplies market, criticized our online store for the recent shortage of new products. Even the "red lip balloons" that he suggested were not on the shelves. I have to say that I am preparing for it and will not be available for sale. Stay tuned.

During the lunch break, the squad leader said that he did it. He took Xiaoqin and went to the playground for a while. The squad leader changed his sweatpants. But Xiaoqin’s performance was very poor. Ten of them were not received, and later they were loaded. The physical strength will be fainted, the squad leader has to give up, and also bought sports drinks to add salt to the small celery.

Xiao Qin, while drinking the drink that the squad leader gave her, said to herself with a worried look:

"Although let the squad leader take a sip of his own, he still can't guarantee that there is no poison inside. If he dies, he will have to wait a while to see Ye Lin."

Don't let me go after death, waiting for me at Huangquandi, don't remind me of a nightmare scene.

And the squad leader takes a sip first. If you drink it again, isn't it an indirect kiss? But both of them are girls, but it is not hurtful. It would be ridiculous for me to lick Xiaoqin.

In the afternoon, I continued the online store customer service work in the chemistry class. When I was in class, I used too much eyes and couldn't stand it. I had to rest on the table for a while.

"Ye Lin, you play with your mobile phone and you will have bad eyes." Xiaoqin said with concern, "Take me your phone in the next lesson."

"Give it to you." I looked up from my arm. "You should peek at my call history, and the SMS inbox."

"This time won't." Xiaoqin vowed to promise, "You just let me play the game of "Grandfather Granny"."

For a long time, do you want to play, don't let me play mobile phone, do you play it yourself, or have a boy character left on you, I know a little bit why I just yelled at you, because I vaguely felt that I was indirectly kissing with the squad leader. The person is a bully.

I clicked on the icon of "Grandfather Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. It happened that Xiong Yaoyue and another girl were playing around. She saw my phone on the green, and after a careful look, she was surprised:

"You can run this game on your mobile phone, my mobile phone CPU is too small, play a game special card, when will you borrow my mobile phone to play with me."

"I obviously borrowed it first." Xiaoqin protested.

"Oh, sorry." Xiong Yaoyue spit out his tongue. "So I am behind Xiaoqin."

When I turned my eyes, I threw the phone directly to Xiong Yaoyue and said, "You should play first. Xiaoqin’s seat is next to me. There are some opportunities to play in the future."

"No ~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~ I am going to play now." Xiaoqin spoiled.

"Then you call me Winnie the Sister, I will give it to you." Xiong Yaoyue said generously.

"Ye Lin classmates bullied people." Xiaoqin ignored the conditions put forward by Xiong Yaoyue, kneeling on the table, shaking his shoulders and making a big cry.

Xiong Yaoyue softly touched Xiaoqin's hair. "Don't cry, I will give it to you, it's just a game. Don't hurt your classmates."

I waved to Xiong Yaoyue and let her ignore the little celery. "She is crying, don't believe you lick her."

Xiong Yaoyue curiously reached into the armpit of Xiaoqin, and Xiaoqin actually bounced off the table and couldn’t stop laughing.

"Hahahaha, you, hurry, stop,."

"It turns out that you are so embarrassed." Xiong Yaoyue whipped up the gang, "I will enjoy the phone of Ye Lin, and it will be your turn next class."

"Remember to delete Xiao Qin's archive." I have no heart and lungs.

"No problem, I will pay attention to this kind of thing." Xiong Yaoyue estimated that he did not understand clearly, thinking that I said "Don't delete the archive of Xiaoqin."

Xiaoqin once again fell on the table and cried: "The archive was played by me for 5 hours."

I suddenly asked very curiously: "The endless pool mode of Plants vs. Zombies, how much is your record."

Xiao Qin stopped crying and wiped the tears that had just been smashed out of his eyes. "177 rounds, what happened."

In 177 rounds, my record is only 28 rounds. How come you spend so much time playing games, the average girl will not like computer games like you.

"Because I was the last time Ye Lin gave me a computer repair, I installed it for me. Every time I play "Plants vs. Zombies," I can feel the love of Ye Lin to me."

"In addition, in order to commemorate Ye Lin's classmates as a child, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small mushroom on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."

With such a mentally retarded start, I can still play 177 rounds, and why the small mushroom can commemorate me.

"I tried to protect the small mushroom from being eaten by the zombies, but if I was eaten, I had to plant the nuclear mushroom in the original position... Anyway, Ye Lin is growing up now..."

Sure enough, it is still a metaphor for the small mushroom to become a nuclear mushroom. These are not important. Let me tell you the secret of playing 177 rounds.

When the bell rang, I found out that I made a mistake.

This class is a language class, which is a language lesson for Zhang Laotou.

Xiong Yaoyue did not know how to put his mobile phone between his legs. He played with his head down. I was too far away from her and could not verbally warn her.

“Fast.” I said to Xiaoqin, “Send a text message on your mobile phone and send it to my mobile phone. Let Xiong Yao’s class be played again. It’s too late to be discovered by Zhang Laotou.”

Xiao Qin slowly took out his mobile phone and grinned and said, "How do you care about Xiong Ni?"

Who is Xiong Ni, you mixed the names of Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni, your mobile phone input method is too strange, the keyboard is small, I can't use it, quickly send a message to Xiong Yaoyue, tell her to first accept the mobile phone Get up.

"But if Ye Lin’s cell phone rings, isn’t it worse?”

"I am tuned to vibration in the classroom. In short, send text messages and send text messages."

Xiaoqin is grinding in the middle of it. Zhang Laotou came down from the podium. He turned his back with both hands and walked in the direction of Xiong Yaoyue.

Sitting on the right side of Xiong Yaoyue is one of the squad's loyal dogs. He took the arm of Xiong Yaoyue for humanitarianism and let her notice that the language teacher has come.

Xiong Yaoyue was shocked by a cold sweat. At this time, it was too late to shut down the mobile phone. Although the school allowed to carry a mobile phone, if the mobile phone was found during class, it would still be confiscated, so parents could come back.

If it is her own mobile phone, but it is my mobile phone, she feels that because I played the game, I was asked by the parents, it is really not enough for the buddy, so she is extremely urgent, she actually made an extreme Ridiculous decision.

Xiong Yaoyue resolutely put my phone into my underwear.

Although I can't see any details from my point of view, judging from the action of Xiong Yaoyue, it is definitely stuffed into my underwear, because if it is stuffed into sports shorts, as long as the teacher asks her to stand up, the phone will go directly from Slip out in the shorts trousers.

There used to be a third-grade school sister who used a mobile phone to cheat when re-testing. This is how to deal with the male invigilator. In the end, she was safely passed. This is a famous school. Xiong Yaoyue must also be inspired by her sister.

Only by doing so will not be confiscated by the teacher, which is no way.

Not only a loyal dog on the right side, but even the old man who walked to the position three steps away, looked silly.

"Xiong Yaoyue, you stand up." Zhang Laotou refused to give up easily, even if he couldn't let Xiong Yaoyue pull out his mobile phone, he would force her to read a text before letting her sit down.

At the prompt of a loyal dog, Xiong Yao’s tone of voice unnaturally recited Gorky’s Haiyan.

"In the vast sea, the wind is gathering dark clouds..."

Xiaoqin suddenly said to me: "Haha, remind the sports committee to be careful of the teacher's text message, and finally edited it... I will send it out now."

Regardless of my blocking, Xiao Qin slammed the "send" button.