I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Did not live up to the hope of Xiong Yaoyue, during lunch time, the French chef gave us a salmon caviar, French fried foie gras, black truffle fried sea bass, respectively, using caviar, fat foie gras, truffle three top Ingredients.

The salmon caviar is full of granules, like red pearls. The spoon for feeding is made of shells, because the metal spoon will destroy the aroma of caviar; fried foie gras I have just eaten on Wednesday, with the sauce made of liqueur It is really delicious on earth; black truffles are not beautiful in my eyes, but this kind of black mushroom is said to be expensive, almost equivalent to gold.

"What,." Xiong Yaoyue around the napkin, holding a knife in one hand, holding a fork in one hand, eyes are fast and caviar is a color.

"With gold equivalent, then we are not the equivalent of eating gold."

"Don't listen to the man's servant nonsense." Amy, who has enjoyed cola and potato chips, seems to lack interest in the high-end dishes at the table. "Italian white truffles are equal to gold, and French black truffles are at most One tenth of the white truffle."

"That's also a bunker." Xiong Yaoyue said, "I eat 10 grams of this thing, it is equivalent to eating 1 gram of gold."

Amy looked at me with a bad eye:

"Is it true that the male servant is not a white truffle? I heard that the white truffle has a good aphrodisiac effect."

For this joke that does not meet the identity of my sister, I concentrate on eating fried foie gras and ignore her.

Pentax, who stood at the door, suggested that Amydo eat some caviar:

"Miss, caviar can make up the brain, you can eat more, maybe the test scores in the Qingzi Academy..."

"Not allowed to mention my test scores."

Amy took a slap in the table, and Pentaxus looked at the sky and stopped talking.

Xiong Yaoyue seems to hear important information. "How can you make this smart?"

I quickly stuffed a few spoonfuls into my mouth with a shell spoon. I suspect that she was like a ginseng fruit, and she didn’t taste it.

After eating 5 spoons, Xiong Yaoyue stopped and muttered:

"It feels awkward to eat too much, and I don't seem to be smart..."

You don't get smart, I don't know, anyway, you are full of red face, it is stupid enough.

After trying the caviar that made me a smart person, Xiong Yaoyue went to touch the expensive truffles. This time I learned a little smarter (it is the credit of caviar), instead of gorging, I forked one with a fork. Slowly taste in your mouth.

I am different from her. I still like to eat meat compared to the smelly fish eggs and strange mushrooms. So I mainly attacked the foie gras, and even the soup and dessert from the French chef came to the fore. .

Every time I eat at the dinner table, I will subconsciously feel that waiting for a dog under the table, which suddenly reminds me of a problem:

"Hey, Obama."

"In the United States." Xiong Yaoyue replied strangely.

"Not the president, Amy's dog is also called Obama."

"Hey." Xiong Yaoyue lowered his head and exercised his chewing muscles. It seems that she does not like dogs like the squad leader.

"Obama is going to have dental care," Amy replied. "It has been eating in the past, it smells a bit stinky, and it should be back soon."

Speaking of it, when I was young, I heard the word "Truffle" for the first time. I thought it was the dew of the pine tree. Thanks to the father of Bo Wenqiang’s father, I asked him questions. He also told me that until today, I was looking for truffles. The best way, or rely on the sense of the hound, in the oak forests of France and Italy, every day, truffle hunters bring their own hounds, and they are busy running for the price of gold truffles.

Because I was "good as a teacher", I used humans to find truffles with dogs, and told everyone at the dinner table, but Amy should have known it for a long time, so she did not show interest.

Xiong Yaoyue was particularly surprised. She had half a salmon egg in her mouth and said:

"Can you find such a valuable thing with a dog? Is it true that Miss Amy’s dog, who is called Obama, has this ability. If I can lend it to me, I will go to the forest every day to collect truffles. Earn a gold necklace."

Girl, don't dream, picking truffles is a high-tech job, truffle hounds also need special training, like the 2B dog of Obama, even the truffle hair can not be found, at most, urinating everywhere, let other hunters find The truffles are scented with nausea.

Instead, I heard from my father that because the truffles contain substances that make the sows excited, it is the most accurate and efficient to find truffles with sows, but because the sows love truffles more than people, they are not careful, they are more expensive than gold. The truffles are eaten by the sows, so the hunters who use the sows to collect the truffles must learn to eat the pigs. Xiong Yaoyue wants to fight the sows to protect their gold necklaces.

One of the reasons why I have not tried truffles is to suspect that these truffles were hunted by the hunters from the sow's mouth. Maybe the sows have left the rest, and when they think of this, they have no appetite.

However, since Xiong Yaoyue is related to the bear regardless of his real name or nickname (Winnie the Pooh), if you take the truffle as a volunteer, you should not be able to beat the sow in the future. In the European woods, the truffle hunters often watch it. To a girl and a sow who fought for the truffle, and finally the scarred girl stepped on the sow and got valuable truffles.

But because the sow is stunned by you, the day's work will stop here. No matter what you think, you have to go abroad to collect truffles. In the end, you must be unable to make ends meet, and Europeans will accuse you of cruelty to animals. At the time, AFP will issue a general comment on the topic of "Girls who abuse the sows" and then send you back to the country. Soul lovers all over the world will not let you go.

After the hearty lunch, Xiong Yaoyue wiped the caviar in his mouth and fingers crossed to make a prayer.

What kind of sect are you, Christianity likes to pray before dinner, how do you pray after dinner, is it too exciting before eating, and now intend to pray before the meal?

Xiong Yaoyue is like the most devout believer, his eyes are shining, and he is looking forward to the deep and deep void.

"It’s worth the life of the family."

If you eat a luxurious western food, you will have no regrets in life. How easy is it to satisfy you.

Not too long, Obama was led by a bodyguard, triumphantly from the pet grooming salon, the care of the teeth white and shiny, with its smile, set its 2B temperament to be extraordinary.

"It turned out to be a huskies." Xiong Yaoyue greeted Obama to come and play with himself. Obama immediately rushed to the food without any effort, but no way did not let Xiong Yaoyue touch his head.

Sure enough, let me and Amy touch the head, Obama, you only have to stay that way.

After playing with Obama for a while, Amy complained about the **** violent sunshine and brought us both to the 101 room.

"I have to take another shower." Amy, who had just taken a shower in the morning, announced, "Vini, my surf bath is big, do you want to wash it with me."

Xiong Yaoyue, who was invited, was very excited and couldn’t wait to get rid of the school uniform of this Qingzi Academy (Obama is overwhelmed with the ankle of Qiong Yaoyue).

"Ye Lin." Xiong Yaoyue turned his head in tears and said to me, "When I take a shower, you will kill me."

Hey, your request is too strange. After the girl is out of the bath, the man will have a lot of things, but she will never think of killing her.

"Today is too happy... I am worried that I will never encounter such a happy day in the future. In order to let me not live in regrets later, it is better to kill me in my happiest days."

"What are you talking about?" Amy grinned. "Vini, as long as you are loyal to me in the future, there will naturally be a variety of small favors for you, but if you betray me, I will let you kill Pentis." Drop it."

Xiong Yaoyue moved: "I will never betray Miss Amy. I will be a bodyguard for Miss Amy in the future."

"You." Amy was dubious. "Although it is convenient to have a female bodyguard, can you pass a strict bodyguard?"

"No problem." Xiong Yaoyue vowed, "I have confidence in physical matters, and Peng Peng will train me."

Xiong Yaoyue took a step forward, and Obama continued to kneel on the legs of Xiong Yaoyue without any effort. This time it was the turn of the knee.

Amy’s narrow eyes looked over to me.

"Men, you see Vinedo, you never said to be my bodyguard."

But I am actually protecting you, don't let me wear that black suit.

"Let's go."

Ah, I am going to drive me away if I don’t want to be a bodyguard. How ruthless and unrighteous you are.

Amy frowned with dissatisfaction.

"I still want to do something, I let you go out of the room, you don't want to go here, do you want to wash with us?"

"Ye Lin's words don't matter..." Xiong Yao's words were halfway through, and he thought that after some places were inappropriate, he stopped.

So the dog was left in the living room, but my brother was rushed outside.

Amy’s decision is not wrong. If I stay, I will have nothing to do. Second, the two girls will bathe together in the whirlpool. It is inevitable to play and chat, in case they talk about the topic of privacy. For example, "Vini is much better than your body here." I was embarrassed.

I walked to the flower bed outside the VIP building and saw that Pentis was holding a watering can and watering the flowers. Under the care of his volunteer gardener, the flower beds were full of blooming sunflowers, all those who played Plants vs. Zombies. I must have seen a bright light in my heart.

Seeing me alone, Pentax asked me quietly:

"Lin, I am a bit curious, how did you earn the 20,000 yuan that Ms. Ai Shuqiao gave?"

This must not be said, in fact, it is earned by selling my sister's underwear. If you say this to Amy's protector, you will definitely be despised for a long time.

"That...is a trade secret, no comment." I said slyly. "If I told you, you should not do bodyguards and do that kind of business."

Pentis understood very well, "Oh," but I was guilty, but fortunately I didn't ask Amy's face.

At this time, Obama was carrying a white thing in his mouth and came back and forth.

It grabbed my leg with my front paws, hoping to get my attention.

I looked down and Nima was a pair of underwear. You took Amy's underwear to invite you. This time I want to change something. The sunflower seeds will not be eaten until autumn. Do you have patience?

After careful observation, I found that this underwear is not Amy's. Amy rarely has such plain underwear. This pure white underwear is Xiong Yaoyue. When she changed clothes in the car, I passed it. The sight glass has seen it.

Obama, you have to go against the sky. The last time I used Amy’s underwear, I couldn’t change it from eating to eating it. So let’s try it out with someone else’s. Why do you think you can exchange the girl’s underwear with me? what.

I hate to take Xiong Yaoyue's underwear back from Obama's mouth, but it has been smeared with a large saliva.

Peng Peisi, aside, sighed: "Obama's strange problem can't be changed."

I took a look at the poisoned underwear of Xiong Yaoyue, hesitated, and finally made up my mind to throw it into the flower bed.

"Pence, you buried it."

"Good." Pentax promised, "Let's see you again in the fall, if you grow more panties..."

Don't say such unscientific things, even if you use gold as a fertilizer, you can't grow a **** tree.

Peng Peisi, who buried his underwear, didn't talk about it. In order to change my mood, I went outside the VIP building and walked around the outer wall. It could blow the breeze, but it was quite pleasant.

Suddenly I felt an indescribable familiarity.

No, it doesn't make me feel close, but the kind of familiarity that makes me creepy.

Looking forward to this breath, I found a girl who was wearing a small floral dress without wearing a school uniform.

This side face is obviously Xiaoqin, how is she in the Qingzi Academy, she did not even wear the school uniform, how come in.

Although climbing the wall to climb the building is her masterpiece, but at this time, she has no secret sneak into the conscious, and walked in a generous manner, more than the other students of the Qingzi Academy.

Walking alongside her, is a middle-aged man who is over 50 years old, with two white spots, but the spirit is awkward, very majestic, wearing a slate full suit.

I am not mistaken. On the big Sunday, Xiao Qin did not follow Auntie. Instead, a man with an unknown origin appeared in the Qingzi Academy, which is what to do.

The second reason to suspect that this girl is not Xiaoqin is that she does not seem to be mentally disabled. It seems that she is listening carefully to the speech of middle-aged people. From time to time, she quietly nods her head, very lady.

I really admit the wrong person, how do I feel that her side face is much more beautiful than the usual Xiaoqin, is it that all girls who I think are "not Xiaoqin" will get extra points?

The girl who was suspected of Xiaoqin made a movement to bang the bangs. This familiar move made my heart tremble.

Is Xiao Qin deliberately pretending to be a lady in front of this middle-aged person, which makes me feel that there is such a big contrast in peacetime, or that... Xiaoqin, who is usually in front of me, is to please my heart. Desperately played out.

Walking with the middle-aged man, the girl suddenly trembled and suddenly turned her head. Just like the truffle hound found the truffle, the burning gaze cast in my direction.