I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Vini, what are you looking for?"

While picking up the phone and talking to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Want Want and replied to the female customer who consulted the massage.

"I suggest you use a rechargeable battery, the product is good, not my sister, I use this battery..."

Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number of "Clove Grass" to pretend to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it is fake, I can't let the other party think that customer service is a lame, or how many female customers. .

However, for my physical and mental health, I decided to gradually transfer the consulting services of female customers to Shu Zhe, even if he gave him a raise.

Ah, let me know how to tell my dad when I am, I have hired a part-time employee for the online store. It’s not a special fake. My father should doubt my sexual orientation.

"Ye Lin, how are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue on the phone said slightly, "Are you in charge?"

"..."

"If you are in charge, I will wait for 5 minutes and then call it. 5 minutes should be enough."

You are only 5 minutes, your family is 5 minutes, Sparta like my physical bunker, it takes half an hour.

At this time, the female customer asked again: "Like this model, can you put it in the chrysanthemum? I love my wife very much, I don't want to hurt her..."

The trough is originally a lace edge. Since you love your wife very much, don't put this thing into her chrysanthemum. This is a European and American model. You want to hurt your wife.

I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to make chrysanthemums, or your wife should break up with you."

At the same time, I couldn't help but say to myself: "I can't stand my chrysanthemum anyway..."

I thought that this whisper was heard by Xiong Yaoyue.

"Chrysanthemum." Xiong Yaoyue immediately became interested. "I am disrespectful. I forgot that you are gay. I am not disdainful, but I am doing prostate massage. Is it... use cucumber?"

You use cucumbers, your whole family uses cucumbers, I am blocking a weak girl who is lost on the road to Lily, and will not be inserted into her violent chrysanthemum.

"That, Pooh, what the **** are you looking for?"

"There is nothing too important, just want to find you tomorrow, go to Miss Amy to plead guilty."

"Compensation, because you went to the game team last week to qualify for the game, lost the appointment, it is your own fault, why do you want me to apologize with you."

"Just help me, are you not my good buddy?"

Fortunately, Xiong Yaoyue did not use the word "good sister", otherwise I might call her phone immediately.

"Well, there is nothing wrong with accompanying you. I should have gone for a trip." I said, "But Amy is actually very busy. You are sure she has time tomorrow."

"OK, OK, I just called." Xiong Yaoyue said with excitement, "It’s much better to be with you. I am a little nervous when I go to a big family for the first time."

It seems that Xiong Yaoyue still thinks that Amy is a simple daughter, she does not know her identity.

"Right, what should I wear as a guest tomorrow? Is it not polite to wear shorts? Do you want to wear a long dress like a dress? I seem to have a set when I sang in primary school..."

The skirt of the elementary school, do you think you can wear it now? You think you are a Hobbit, and you smashed your face in the volleyball practice on Friday, and posted three band-aids at once. Ah, if you make three more, you will become a little bear with a long beard. Even if you wear the most ladylike style, the band-aid on your face will make you look good.

Suddenly I thought that you wouldn’t even have a score on the wedding day, wearing a wedding dress and a face-to-face band-aid. In that case, friends and relatives must misunderstand the groom’s use of domestic violence. If you don’t pass the door, you will be like this. It’s a public enemy of women, dragging it out. Broken to feed the dog.

"Tomorrow temperature is 34 degrees." I reminded her, "What do you usually wear, what to wear tomorrow, feel free, you know, Amy is mine... my relative's child, I will be her own home. You are treated as a guest at my house."

"Oh, this is a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue suddenly said with a smile. "Then I can eat delicious food if I don't eat breakfast tomorrow."

Just now you said that you are nervous, nervous, but please let go of the restraint, lightly go to battle, go to Amy to eat casually, as long as you do not criticize the French chef's craft, it will kill him.

I thought of the suicide tradition that inherited the French predecessors, and I got the chef from the Japanese puffer fish master. I gave Xiong Yaoyue a vaccination saying:

"I eat it casually..."

"Hey, don't you prepare drinks for you." Xiong Yaoyue's tone was disappointing.

"No, the drink is also casual, only a little, must not say bad things about the French chef, it is best to flatter him a few words, or there will be big events."

“French chef, Miss Amy’s family invited the French to be a chef. I heard that French cuisine is especially delicious. It’s a big lady, it’s so rich.”

"Hey, if you hear me clearly, you must flatter the French chef to cook."

"Do not worry, as long as it is something that others ask me to eat, as long as it is not ugly like a donkey, I will definitely praise it as delicious, otherwise people will not ask me next time."

Ok, you said that it’s like eating it yourself and knowing what it tastes like.

"Right, I heard that Miss Amy lives in the Qingzi Academy. How can I live in such a strange place? The security guard at the door will definitely not let me in. It’s better for me to go to you, then you can find me to take me in. Let's go."

Really, Amy Mingming invited Xiong Yaoyue to go to her own guest, but did not expect how to let the other party come in, and I was the first to go to her to send her a square character book, almost exactly the same.

"No problem, you come to me in the morning, I want to take you over, but you know the address of my home."

"Oh, I didn't know. When I wanted to ask you, your mobile phone was busy again, but I called the squad leader and asked about it."

"Hey, you have to call the squad leader for you."

"Why not, the squad leader has read the student register and knows the address of all the classmates. How can you be as suspicious as the squad leader?"

"The squad leader is suspicious."

"Yeah, I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She didn't want to tell me at first. She didn't want to tell me. She also asked me carefully. 'You don't mean, who broke Ye Lin and his true love, you just follow Who is it, ''

"..."

"The squad leader really vengeance, if it is not my brother's loyalty, thinking about keeping you secret, I can't help but confess directly to the squad leader, telling her that you are gay, and it is a pair with our school's school, Shen Shaoyi."

Don't say this in the trough. I managed to brush back the squad of the squad leader. If the squad leader believes in you and finds that her brother is wearing the women's underwear that I sent, I should doubt that my real goal is Her brother, I may have pushed his brother down many times, and then... still ask, of course, remorsefully pulled the trigger on me.

Hey, it’s snowing next June. Before I breathe, I want to spray the blood in my mouth by three feet. I want to smother the blood. You can see Xiong Yaoyue, your pig teammate, reminds me of the hunter. Befriending the bear, then the bear wants to help the hunter to drive away the flies on his face, and the hunter is killed.

"Hey, because the squad leader is careful, I will counter her and ask: I am going to find Ye Lin with you. I am not going to fall in love with him. You are so sensitive. Do you like Ye Lin?"

"Hey, what did the squad leader answer?" I was quite curious.

"Ha ha ha ha ... of course it is denied, the squad leader is so strict with the self-discipline, how can it violate the school rules, and then if she really likes you to tragedy, you are not interested in girls."

Who is not interested in girls, don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, even in the most determined days of Spartan's heart, I will sneak a look at H Man from entertainment.

"In the end, the squad leader told me the address at the end, but told me that I was not willing to hang up the phone afterwards. It seems that I was waiting for my crimes. I don’t know what happened. I feel a little sorry for the squad leader. I confess that I am planning to find Together, go to your rich, mixed-race cousin’s home..."

"The squad leader thinks of your cousin who looks like a doll. It seems to have moved. I asked her if she wants to come together. She sighed and said that she was not welcome. She wished us a good time and then hung up. ”

Is it because it is not welcomed by Amy? The reason why the squad leader likes Amy is totally different from her favorite of kittens and puppies. Amy is afraid of the squad leader, and the reason why the puppies are afraid of the squad leader is not much worse. You are a very awkward relationship.

In addition, the squad leader actually saw Amy’s pet dog Obama in a brutal and innocent way before seeing Amy. When she learned that the dog belongs to Amy, she might be a little surprised. Will it stretch out two hands, cheeks blushing, screaming "Let me touch", then Amy and Obama are alone, and the squad leader is chasing around.

This time, I will count it first. I will have a chance in the future. I must let Amy and the squad leader have a good relationship. After all, it is the future scorpion.

When I agreed with Xiong Yaoyue to meet in the morning and tomorrow, I hung up the phone.

Next, I thought about it. I didn't bother to interrupt Amy. Instead, I dialed the phone of Pentax. He carried a three-proof military mobile phone in addition to the walkie-talkie, but the main purpose of the recent use was to put on the name. Jack\'d (I read the "Accommodation Emperor") application, try to compete with the base of the city.

Nima, this is the same version of WeChat and Mo Mo, the blood red and red icon I remember, this represents the aftermath of the chrysanthemum, if you see who's on the phone, I will tighten myself Chrysanthemum.

"Peng Ruos." I opened the door and said, "Would you come to my house tomorrow morning?"

"Okay." Pentaxus was overjoyed. "Lin, you heard that I was not going well, I want to comfort me."

"To comfort you a bird's egg, I am letting you pick me up and Pooh, Amy invited us to be a guest in the past, Pooh does not have the school uniform of the Qingzi Academy, I am afraid I can't enter the school gate."

Although Penterius is like an iron tower, his heart is as fine as he is, and he remembers that Pooh was the nickname that Amy gave to Xiong Yaoyue.

"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, is it 7 o'clock, please don't eat breakfast beforehand, we will be responsible for the preparation."

This does not have to worry about, Xiong Yaoyue did not intend to have breakfast.

"In addition, for the convenience of the future, I also took Ms. Pooh to take a set of school uniforms in the Greens Academy. I have seen her once, and the approximate size should still be remembered..."

Have you ever seen it once, and you probably guessed the size of the underwear of Xiong Yaoyue. You are the evil eye of the evil king. Do you still kill the black dragon wave? Why are you so NB people? Through the "take the emperor" to find your "attacks", as soon as you see your king's arrogance, you are immediately scared to the bottom of your mouth, no longer feel the tiger's body shocked.

I suddenly remembered that the last time I was wearing the school uniform of the Qingzi Academy and the Xu Shaoguan, it was very hot. I am afraid it is not only a matter of heavy workload.

"Peng Ruos, I said that the school uniform of the Qingzi Academy is the same as ours in the 28th, and it is divided into summer and autumn."

"That didn't." Pentaxus replied, "The school uniform of Qingzi Academy has only one, but it has a detachable lining. In the particularly cold winter, the lamb lining can be changed..."

Originally...Is it true? I said how do I feel that the school uniform of Qingzi Academy has something more. I used to have the ordinary lining that I used in the Spring and Autumn Period. I didn’t take it down. I am SB. I have to pull out the scorpion.

After discussing with Pentaxes, I decided to find out the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with the invisible zipper.

Nima, this is its complete body, such a good material, blowing under the air conditioner, the ventilation effect is very good, when I used to wear a school uniform to see Amy, I still endured the heat, I think this is for It’s not necessary to go to see the price that my sister must pay. It’s obviously a clear chance to cool down, and I’m completely stupid.

On Sunday morning, I didn't have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing. After I got up, I did 100 push-ups, then I finished washing, sitting in the living room and closing my eyes, and thinking about the true meaning of Yin and Yang, while waiting for the arrival of Xiong Yaoyue.

In a short time, the sound of running upstairs sounded outside the door. It is estimated that the sneakers of the soles have a good cushioning effect, so they will not be particularly noisy.

I don’t have to ask, I know that it’s a vibrant Xiong Yaoyue.