I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Because the class service is just a white t-shirt with some patterns on it, the price only costs 35 yuan. Even a KFC may not be enough, so 45 people in the class voted in favor.

It's about what to write on the t-shirt. Everyone has a lot of opinions and it is difficult to reach an agreement.

"Print a piece of One Piece Luffy holding the pattern of the female emperor." Someone proposed irresponsibly.

"You don't need Luffy, as long as the female emperor is enough." Someone responded.

The squad leader sank behind his desk and said: "What we want to discuss is the class service, and what is the relationship between Luffy and our second (3) class?"

"Everything can't be separated from rubber in life." Someone shouted weakly.

The squad leader knocked on the podium table to make everyone quiet, then turned around, wrote "pattern" on the upper left side of the blackboard, and wrote "text" on the upper right side of the blackboard.

The chalk character is solemn and elegant, as if there is a kind of stability and strength, and everyone gradually calms down.

"Whoever has good advice, raise your hand first, then raise it out loud, don't mess."

"Alternative patterns and texts, I will write on the blackboard, and then everyone will vote to decide, do you understand?"

It may be that I suddenly thought that my main function was to maintain the order of the meeting, so that there was no one who sang a ticket, so I turned my eyes to the palace color that was closest to the desk.

"Color, you come up to help me count the votes."

"I, me?" Gong Caicai has a hard color, as if the squad leader asked her to go to the podium to dance striptease.

"It's you, you are the school committee, and the chalk words are good-looking. It's the best time to count the votes. Exercise yourself, how."

Gong Caicai had to stand up to the left of the squad leader with shame and sorrow, and she was shorter than the squad leader.

"Right, color, if you have any good ideas, even though."

"I... I can't think of any good ideas..." Gong Caicai sounds like a mosquito, "I don't even dare to say it even if I think of it..."

The squad leader sighed. "If anyone in the class is as shy as Gong Caicai, you can pass the paper and we will read your suggestion."

Regarding the pattern, there are a lot of opinions that are not reliable. There are those who say that they have a sponge, and they say that they have a Kung Fu Panda. Others say that they should print a Che Guevara.

Because the hole in the SpongeBob is particularly reminiscent of acne, it has been unanimously resisted by all the girls. Although Kung Fu Panda and Che Guevara have also criticized “nothing new”, the squad leader still regards them as alternative patterns. Written on the blackboard.

Xiaoqin said through the paper strip that a Hello Kitty or a Doraemon should be printed on the class suit. Although there were a lot of support votes among the girls, the boys were strongly opposed, so they had to give up.

The squad leader frowned and looked at the still empty blackboard. "Is there any other suggestion for the pattern, it is best to be related to the second (3) class..."

PHS raised his hand with a weak hand and said: "It is better to draw a star of David and then write a ‘3’ in the middle of the stars.”

"What is the Star of David." The squad leader asked.

"Oh, it’s the six-pointed star, the symbol of Judaism, some curses can be used..."

PHS explained, and looked at me with a malicious look.

Nima must have experimented with me. It’s not enough for Thai heads-up. Now I’m using Jewish spells to curse my testicles.

"The six-pointed star is not bad, at least very symmetrical..." The squad leader said, "That ‘3’ refers to the second (3) class.”

"Yes, so even if you rise to the third day, the class service can continue to use..."

The words of PHS light up the squad leader’s eyes.

Sure enough, is the housewife character of the house, can save the province, a class of clothing for at least two years, so 35 dollars is not white, is it sad, your brother is showing up in front of his girlfriend every day, even if it is 35 dollars It may not be enough for his day's expenses.

"Okay." Cao Gonggong suddenly jumped up and said, "Just use the six-pointed star pattern, this pattern is too powerful."

Everyone is very puzzled waiting for him to go on.

"Hey...you haven't seen the Da Vinci Code." The Da Vinci Code says that the six-pointed star is composed of two upper and lower triangles. The upward triangle represents the man and the downward represents the woman. Our class service is the combination of yin and yang, the meaning of mating between men and women."

"As for the ‘3’ in the middle of the six-pointed star, it means that we have three classes, so we don’t mind 3P...”

"Cao Jinglian, you shut up." The squad leader glanced and scared Cao Gonggong to sit down.

However, the pattern of the six-pointed star was completely destroyed by Cao Gonggong. Next, everyone agreed to keep the word "3" and think about the pattern.

"That's it." Niu Shili said, "Let's use a bigger ‘3’ and then wear a crown on the ‘3’.”

Everyone feels that this attention is not bad. Some people suggest: "Take the crown and wear it, so much playful."

Originally, because the pattern was finally a bit of a brow, the squad leader with a happy face seemed to have blinked his eyes.

At this time, everyone remembered that the squad leader had obsessive-compulsive disorder. It is said that her most hated world attraction is the Leaning Tower of Pisa. If the Leaning Tower of Pisa is dumped one day, the Italians will mourn and mourn, and the squad leader will hang the lantern very sympathetically to celebrate. .

Therefore, if the squad leader wears a uniform wearing a crown, it is definitely a kind of mental torture to the squad leader. It is like letting the squad leader live in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The squad leader will not want to go with his new home.

The squad leader has been reluctant to admit that her obsessive-compulsive disorder is very serious. Her expression is not very natural to discuss with everyone:

"That... isn't it officially wearing a crown? Since we got the crown in the second grade (3) class, we should be stable and local, and always wear it."

I don’t want to let everyone bring the crown to come, but I don’t want to let the second (3) class become her one. If the opinion of wearing the crown is overwhelming, it will cause extreme discomfort. Will respect everyone's opinions, this is not worthy of the attributes of their own justice.

The squad leader is tired, tired, righteous demon, obsessive-compulsive, thrifty, these three attributes fight each other on you, often let you decide that an ordinary thing is going to start a three-way battle, fortunately your brain is running fast, winning and losing Soon there will be a distinction, let you appear in front of people, and be brave and decisive... they will not know, your heart is full of contradictions, often have to make a last resort sacrifice.

Although everyone did not say anything verbally, I knew in my heart that if I used a classsuit with a diagonal crown, the squad leader would one day be forced to become nervous by the class service. So without any hindrance, I agreed to change the crown to wear. It’s gone.

The squad leader took a long sigh of relief and bowed slightly to thank everyone for their understanding.

After deciding on the pattern, it is necessary to decide what text to print on the T-shirt.

It has been proposed to print the horizontal words of "our class", each of which mimics the format of chess pieces.

"These two classes have already been used." The big trumpet objected. "It is not a shame to copy their ideas."

Thin and pale, the representative of the language class who once wrote poetry to the radio station stood up. "Use ‘flying dreams, singing a wish,’ or ‘hand holding hands, heart to heart’.”

"It seems to be good..." Someone in the class said, but some people said it sounded sour.

"It is better to use ‘to be youthful’ directly.”

The English class representative is a girl who is not ridiculous. She raises her hand and stands up and says:

"Cute girls write girls, boys write boys."

"This... I am afraid that others can't tell if they are male or female, so take the initiative to sign it out."

Someone whispered aloud below.

Subsequent proposals are getting more and more outrageous, such as "I can't afford to hurt", "I don't care if I am bothered", "The weather is hot", "The headmaster opens a room to find me"...

At this time, someone passed the note and Gong Caicai opened the note without any precautions:

"Today's classmates, tomorrow's bed..."

Tengdi’s face turned into a red apple. If it’s the squad leader, I’ll definitely read it carefully. I don’t even have to think about it. It’s definitely an anonymous note written by Cao Gonggong. Gong Caicai, my heart must have a sense of accomplishment.

"Cao Jinglian." The squad leader said coldly, "Do you think I can't recognize the words you wrote, the next time you clean up, you will wait to wipe the tiles in the corridor."

"Oh, even if it's a toilet, it's worth it."

Cao Gonggong did not know how to repent and smile.

Xiong Yaoyue suddenly raised his hand and stood up.

"Class, I have something to say."

“Class class.” The squad leader frowned and asked, “What are you calling me?”

"Hey..." Xiong Yaoyiu mischievously scratched the hair behind his head. "Because the squad leader calls me 'Little Bear Cubs', I don't think it's fair, so I think I should give you a nickname, but I will call it later. You are 'class class', or 'small class'."

The squad leader is full of black lines, and he can’t speak without a word. When discussing the class service, you stand up and talk about a completely unrelated topic, and obviously you ask someone to call you a bear, but actually want to give The squad leader took the nickname, and the "class shift" was already very numb, not to mention the "small class". The squad leader’s face was green.

So off-line, you are actually liked by the first handsome guy in the 28th, Shen Shaoyi, no reason.

I want to be a matchmaker for this kind of person, I always feel that the success rate is not high.

Listening to Xiong Yaoyue called the squad leader "small class", some people under the podium couldn't help but screamed.

"Small class... If you call it, I feel that the squad’s majesty is gone..."

"That is, it is better to write ‘we are with small classes’ on the class clothes.”

This extremely shameful nickname made the squad leader blush, and she clenched her lower lip. The ten fingers pressed on the podium table and solemnly announced:

"I didn't agree to give the students a nickname. Therefore, I don't accept this nickname. If someone calls me with this nickname, I won't care about him, and I will regard him as the second (3) class. Shame, in short, you are not allowed to call me that."

"Okay, okay~~" Xiong Yaoyue replied with no spirit. "I can't easily think of two nicknames. I thought you would be happy with the squad leader."

She slammed back and went back with a look of regret.

After this episode, the final text of the class was "that year, we are together", but after writing the class service, there is only the "3" in front of the class.

Although the squad leader made it clear that he did not like his new nickname, there are still some naughty girls, such as big horns, who will stutter up when they call the squad leader, and read them as "classes...long". At this time, the squad leader Always hate itching and take a disregard for those who call themselves.

I couldn't help but think of the squad leader of the elementary school. At that time, she was probably a "small class".

I thought that the squad leader also had short hands and short legs, and the age of voice was very remorse. He could not go to a primary school with the squad leader.