I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"啪".

A huge bang.

I put it in the paper bag and forgot to bring out the bikini thong, which was thrown out by the squad leader and slammed on my face.

The squad leader left the paper bag and school uniform under the tree and turned around without turning back.

"Whoever likes to wear clothes that are not shameful, you can find someone to help you make up the button."

Ah, miserable... I’m blaming Xiaoqin for messing up, I even forgot to bring out such disharmonious things.

I also thought that the squad leader said that the taekwondo hall experience coupon, Barabara said a bunch, let the squad leader mistakenly think that I really want to send thongs to her.

Not only should she be given to her, but she also hopes that she can wear it with her younger brother and will show it to me later.

Potholes, misunderstandings, although this thong is really for your brother, but he will never give me a button.

The reputation of the squad leader has dropped again. Why do I want to brush my reputation? I can't always brush it.

In any case, the bikini thong is a hot potato in the hand, or you have to hand it to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.

The hateful thing is that the break time between classes is coming to an end soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin told me a joke.

"Ye Lin, I recently collected a lot of material for the comics, and there are very funny jokes."

"For example, this is very ridiculous. I will tell you, be careful not to laugh out in class."

Regardless of whether I want to listen or not, I will talk to myself:

“There was a hunter hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear.”

"He raised his gun and fired a shot at the bear, but he didn't hit it, but he was caught by the bear."

Xiaoqin just said a few words, and he couldn’t smile if he could hold his stomach.

"Hahaha, that... the bear said: ‘I will give you two roads, the first road is eaten by me, the second road is to blow me a horn,’”

"The hunter thought: staying in the green hills, not afraid of not burning wood, so I blew the bears..."

Nima did not say, this is a joke, the lush girl said this joke innocently, and the face of Auntie was thrown away by the daughter. You still have no lower limit, and you still have no exercise.

Behind the joke, it is nothing more than saying that the hunter has to change a stronger firepower every time. Every time he is defeated by a bear, he is forced to blow the horn. Finally, the bear asks wonderingly:

"You are hunting, or you are blowing a horn."

After finishing the joke, Xiaoqin laughed straight, and if she didn't use the book to block it, she would be warned by the teacher.

I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiao Qin felt that this joke was so ridiculous.

"Haha... Why didn't Ye Lin's classmates laugh, it was such a funny joke..."

"Where is the smile?"

"Laughter... The point is that the hunter is going to hunt. Why do you bring a horn with you every time? The black bear can talk or not, it is still a music lover... The person who makes the joke is too uncommon. It is."

I rely on it for a long time. You don't understand what the "Blowing the Horn" refers to. I thought that you went to the infirmary every day to learn from Chen Yingran. It is full of yellow information and can teach the children of the two divisions to go to the criminal path. Yes, what do you mainly ask for breast enhancement? Because all the H knowledge is a hearsay, the East sentence is a sentence, but sometimes you will not know the concept that everyone understands.

After class, Xiaoqin told the squad leader again that he had just talked about half of the squad leader and rushed to hold the mouth of Xiaoqin, and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqing.

This kind of creature named Xiaoqin may have existed in order to distract me from doing something wrong. This time, I can't forget to send the thong out.

Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me, collected the thongs while blaming me for delaying and delaying him to make money.

"Less nonsense." I said, "Do not let your sister see this underwear, or we will die."

Shu Zhe said strangely: "Which underwear can't be seen by my sister."

This is not the same, other underwear I can also say that Shuzhe's personal hobby, this t-shirt that has been seen by the squad leader, the squad leader immediately knows that I sent it.

If my sister does not accept **** underwear, she will transfer it to her younger brother. The squad leader will feel that I am a super-perverted one.

The matter of the underwear came to an end, and I remembered the business of blowing a balloon that Fireball did not recommend.

The balloon was bought, and the lipstick was bought. It should be said that everything is ready, only Shuzhe.

So I want Shu Zhe to go to my house to blow the balloon, but how the final income is distributed, I haven't thought about it yet, so I hesitated.

At this time, the big horn passed by us. She laughed and said:

"It’s common to see you both in the near future. Your relationship is very good."

Shu Zhe immediately converted the baby mode before the adult, and he shouted:

"It’s Yu Hongjie, Yu Hongjie seems to have lost weight recently."

The big horn didn't take Shu Zhe's ass, and laughed and walked away.

I thought to myself: You are so intimate in person, and you are not calling the "big horn" in your back.

Because of this episode, plus the jokes that Xiaoqin said before, I would have said: "After school, I will blow a balloon at my house."

The result was incorrectly said: "After school, I will blow my horn to my house."

Shu Zhe’s face immediately showed an extremely shocked, fearful expression, and the chewing gum in his mouth almost didn’t swallow.

"Ye, Ye Lin, what do you say."

The sun in the zenith is so dizzy that I have not found myself wrong.

"Blow the horn, you don't want to make money."

"Just, even give me money..."

"You don't want to, it's really strange..." I raised an eyebrow. "I thought you were used to being my employee."

"Don't you be an employee of Ye Lin... you have to do this for you."

"Is this difficult? Primary school students will."

Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.

"Ye Lin Ge, how do you know that primary school students will be... Is it... you let them blow you."

"I have seen it anyway." I said broadly, "It’s just not blowing for me, they are blowing themselves."

"Blowing play." Even the young Shuzhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times. He pulled his legs and tried to escape. As a result, I held my shoulders. I didn't listen to the words and left. It was quite no to my boss. courtesy.

"Ye Lin brother, let me go, this kind of thing I will not do anyway."

"Why not do it, isn't it easy?"

"It's not easy at all, and it's too abnormal."

"Hey, is this person who is wearing a bikini thong going to school, is it qualified to say the word "perverted"? You listen well, blowing a 50 yuan, it is easy to earn."

"What, only 50 dollars,."

If you blow a balloon, you can earn 50. Shuzhe is still too little.

"Right, you have to apply a lipstick to blow 50 yuan, otherwise it is 20..."

"20, Ye Lin brother, you are too sorry for me."

"In any case, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print to count."

"Leave a lip print on the thing..."

Shu Zhe is trying harder to break free from me. Of course, under the control of Sparta, it is just futile.

"I don't go to your home, I don't do that kind of thing, I don't die."

"Hey, do you have a psychological shadow on my family? In that case, let's find a place in the school where no one is, you can secretly blow me."

"In... at school." Shuzhe looked as if he had just escaped from the sinking Titanic.

Seeing that I couldn't escape my clutches, Shu Zhe's eyes were red, and he clung to his lower lip and looked quite like his sister.

"Ye Lin brother, you spared me... that kind of thing, or let your sister do it for you later..."

I sneered at it. "How could it be, your sister could not agree."

"Well... Generally speaking, it is impossible, so you must first determine your relationship with your sister..."

Hey, why do you want to blow a balloon to determine the relationship? I mean, it is impossible for the squad leader to put on the lipstick and blow the balloon.

"Then I can't mention this kind of thing. Everything is listening to my sister. I have to behave for her everywhere..."

It’s really a hassle to blow a balloon, and it’s still after determining the relationship.

"When your sister thinks you should be rewarded, ask what you want to eat, what you want, and you deliberately pretend to be distressed, waiting for her to come and talk to you..."

The trough is so complicated, is this the way you have dealt with your sister over the years?

"At this time, you are very embarrassed, but also very wronged to say that your buddy's girlfriends are blowing them..."

Ah, talking about my buddies, the school basketball team is the most, is it that their family is made into the human goods business.

"Sisters must be very angry when you listen to you, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself and say that you are perverted. Your friends are also perverted. You must make friends with them in the future."

"Not only to criticize myself, but also to be loyal to my sister, saying that I was fainted for a while, failed to resist the invasion of this fallen society, and I saw that others are like this, I feel unfair... I must emphasize 'fairness' These two words, you are pretending to be a wronged child, with tears, the effect is better."

"In short, although the success rate is not guaranteed to be 100%, as long as the mother's motherhood is aroused, there is still such a possibility..."

There is a possibility. Blowing a balloon is more troublesome than a wife. If it is not unwilling to deceive the customer, I can blow it myself.

"Hey, you said a lot, I am confused, not if you blow, the customer will be dissatisfied."

"Gu...customer," Shuzhe had already reached the limit of his eyes, and he continued to grow up. "I actually let me blow to the customer, and only charge 50."

"I, I will not agree to this kind of thing, ‘Coriander stuffed buns’ said to give me 4000 pieces to let me go to open the house with me, I did not agree.”

Nonsense, what kind of capital do you have with a pseudonym to open a house with someone, and then you should be exposed.

"Ye Lin brother, you are too bad for me... I have told my sister so much of your good words..."

Shu Zhe didn't know why, and he cried.

"Hey, what's wrong with you, blowing a balloon to sell it, is it necessary to be so sad?"

"Blowing the balloon." Shu Zhe raised his tears. "Isn't it a horn?"

"Hey, I just told you to blow the horn."

"This balloon is a real balloon, not a nickname for anything."

"Of course it's a real balloon, a stationery store with a few cents..."

"Ye Lin brother, you are mad at me."

Shu Zhe slammed a punch on my chest and ran away with her lip.

Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but I don't want to do anything today.