I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

So advised and persuaded, Amy barely agreed, let me wear rain-proof silk pants, and rain boots to accompany her for a walk.

Along the second ring road that flows into the river, countless private car drivers and public car drivers are trapped in the stagnant water, while sighing at the meteorological observatory after the event.

Holding a black umbrella from 005, standing on the back deck of the RV, like reviewing Amy of the Tank Group Army, with both hands backing, I am very happy to watch the big traffic jam in the rain in Dongshan City.

"Ha ha ha ha ~~~" Amy said proudly, "The drainage system of the Tian dynasty is really backward. If the US Marine Corps is called, isn't the Dongshan City even able to do it?"

Hit your sister, you really thought that the dog you raised is the president of the United States, and he called it when he called.

And don't think that China and the United States are fighting. You can eat potato chips to watch the excitement. You have the blood of Chinese people. When the US government will treat you differently.

I’m afraid you haven’t learned it in the history books of the United States. I heard from my father that after the “Pearl Harbor Incident”, the United States worried that Japanese Americans would spy on Japan, forcing them to sell their houses and businesses, and then send them all. To the concentration camp, a total of 110,000 Japanese-Americans were filled with ten camps in the concentration camp. Many people were insane or even committed suicide.

If China and the United States really start a war, your situation can only be better. If you are still an artist at that time, the lyrics you sing must be reviewed by the government beforehand, so as to avoid the password information sent to China. When you don't want to come to China anymore, even if the government allows you to come, it will send you to the frontline labor force.

No, no one can discriminate against my sister. The White House and the Pentagon can't do it either. Once China and the United States go to war, I immediately put you under house arrest in China, and then ordered your loli fans in the United States to surrender to our country immediately. People are not useful to the United States.)

Nowadays, it has become the second ring road of the canal. The trapped drivers are scowling, just like watching the western scenery, watching our amphibious motorhomes and leisurely driving.

"The rich people can really force it." A private car owner driving a BMW is far from swearing.

Although the rain was loud, the swearing of that person did not escape Amy's ear.

"Park, give me a turn and then open." Amy conveyed the order to the bodyguards.

Pounds, who was willing to control the steering wheel, drove the RV through the wind and waves, and drew a "U"-shaped arc, which thickened the muddy water on the window glass of the BMW.

After punishing the person who was disrespectful to himself, Amy took the handrail on the deck railing and ordered the RV to re-enter the journey.

I walked to Amy and stood by the railing to enjoy the torrential rain in Dongshan City from a less common angle.

The white waves in front of the deck rolled, and the garbage was drifted from time to time.

There are slippers, plastic pots, plush toys, and even more, a floating inflatable doll.

This is not the store we sell, how to look a bit familiar.

After driving the deepest section of the water, the RV landed again in 8 rounds and opened in the heavy rain where the momentum still did not slow down.

Amy was delighted to see the various flame-extinguishing vehicles on the road and the pedestrians running around.

She gradually picked up the song, and I think that it is a style of light rock.

Of course, the lyrics are all in English. I can't even understand the English conversation, let alone the English song. So I asked the 005 who gave us an umbrella next to me. "What is Amy singing, is it a song on her own album?" ”

Because of being in the Chinese language environment, the Chinese of 005 has been much better recently. He shouted to cover us with a big umbrella and replied:

"It’s not Miss Emily’s own song, it seems to be "onlyhappywhenitrains."

"Ah, what is that." My brow furrowed.

"Well... is the episode of The Vampire Diaries, "I am only happy when it rains."

Listening to the translation of 005, the lyrics of Amy singing are:

I am only happy when it rains~

I am only happy when I am in trouble!

Although I know that you don't appreciate it, I am only happy when it rains~

You know how happy I am when I hear bad news...

Nima, this is a singer, it’s a song of gloating, and it’s super scene in today’s situation. You are riding a amphibious car and a bodyguard to give you an umbrella... Others can be miserable, Didn't you see the KFC's food delivery staff, the motorcycle hit the green belt, who is so embarrassed, so heavy rain is also called takeaway.

However, this may be the first time I have appreciated it, and Amy sang her sweet voice with her sweet voice.

Without accompaniment, no stage, Amy sang this song that was not written for her, immersed in the world of music.

In the style of light rock, Amy's loli sound sings hard to catch the marrow, but it gives off an alternative beauty. When I close my eyes, I feel that the song brings me to a crystal glass. In the world, the zenith is encrusted with water droplets shining with colorful light, falling in sequence with the rhythm, and knocking out the perfect echo on the crystal.

I put my elbows on the railing and looked at my sister's side face like a fairy princess. I suddenly looked at it.

"What are you laughing at?" Amy suddenly stopped singing and turned to me and said, "Are you laughing and I am running?"

I realized that I have a smile on my face.

"I haven't heard the original song, even if you sing and sing, I don't know."

"Then why are you laughing?"

"Listen to what you used to mean. You seem to hate singing. From what I saw, it is not exactly what happened."

"What the **** is going on, make it clear." Amy seems to hate the ambiguous statement, she stares at me with a pair of blue eyes like a cat.

"Just, you are not bad, I think you are very talented to sing, there are many people who like you, not just because they are controlled by Lolita."

My compliment seems to make Amy very useful, but she deliberately twisted her face.

"I don't need a servant to admit me. Don't think that I will be happy when I say this."

After a while, it seems that I have thought of something troubled, and said:

"My mother wrote the song to me. No one is what I like. Once I wrote a song myself. My mother only took two lines and then tore it off. I even said that the lyrics I wrote were naive, you are not I like to let people write naive songs for me."

"I really want to sing what I like, and I don't have to go to the stage to hop, I will hide in a place where no one can see, and sing quietly..."

Hey, your request is a little bit awkward. Speaking of hiding behind the scenes, Yang Peiyi, who gave the real voice to the lip-shaped Lin Miaoke at the 2008 Olympic Games, isn’t it just doing this, has it become a star, but instead Want to be a fake singer behind the star?

On the way to the Central Pedestrian Street, I ate a French breakfast in the RV's restaurant. Although I didn't know the name of the dish, it was fried into golden patties, cute poached eggs, bacon and lettuce. The crepes make my appetite wide open, and when the injury is completely restored, it adds double physical strength.

Amy sat across from me, looking at me with interest and gorging herself. She only ate half a piece of croissant with fruit and never ate it again.

"It's delicious, I haven't eaten it." Amy poked the bread with a fork and asked me.

Although I have already confirmed the craftsmanship of the French chef in my heart, I have to be a hard-working person who has a long-standing food culture.

"It's just normal." I said, "Because I learned ‘who knows Chinese food, the grain is hard,’ when I was in elementary school, I just barely finished eating it.”

Amy didn't seem to believe that she would continue to treat half a croissant as an enemy who was not in the sky.

"You don't poke." I said, "If you waste food, you know that the Korean people are still hungry. You don't eat, I eat for you."

When he finished, he reached out and grabbed half a croissant and threw it directly into his mouth. He chewed it away after a few mouthfuls.

Not to mention, through the taste of a honey, I heard that natural honeycombs are used in the baking process, which is really a luxury thing, and the croissants sold in the supermarket are not in a dimension.

Amy kicked me off the table.

"You servant is really unruly, and no one has said that he will give you half of the bread."

I made a disapproval expression. "If you eat it, you will eat it. I don't think you are dirty."

"I am too dirty." Amy snorted and licked her lips. "This piece of bread that has been sublimated by my lips, you have been staring for a long time, male servant, what is the taste of my saliva, sweet? Anyway."

Sweet your sister, the sweetness is the bee's merits. If your body fluids are sweet, the only result is that you will be eaten by the swarming ants in the middle of the night. The ants love to eat sugar.

"Do not answer yes, don't think that I will let you go without talking." Amy licked her nose. "I ate my toy without permission. What sin you should be."

"Which can take food as a toy..." I muttered. "At most, I am your toy."

Amy immediately jumped excitedly, holding a sharp fork in her right hand and trying to climb over from the table. Her bare knees knocked over a small dessert with white cream.

Nima, this is to murder my brother, the sharp fork is not close to me, others are fainting, I am fainting, don’t climb over, and laugh at the same as the banshee who wants to eat Tang 僧 meat.

Finally, it turned out that the French chef saved my life.

The way he saved me was to rush to the back deck with excitement, waving his arms and shouting in French: "I am not alive, don't stop me, let me die."