I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Hey, is Ye Lin actually going to play a **** show? I can't see it clearly. I can't see it clearly."

The big horn threw the dying Cao Gonggong aside and said it.

You still want to see what is clear. Wu Sheng is half-naked in the movie. If I have seen my positive muscles, I definitely know that it is not mine at first sight. I don't believe that I will take off the exhibition to show you.

And the so-called strong drama, just a spliced ​​montage of the lens, under the dim light, let the audience guess what happened... even if Cao's director is bold, he dare not upload the color love video.

"I actually went to play such a no-frills movie..." said the squad leader.

The voice has not fallen, and the less-fashioned lens has appeared. Just as Jinling’s evil and strong female protagonist and the sister of Futianyuan, his pet dog, the white-eyed wolf comrade, also gave the girls a small cat, It’s inhuman and powerful.

The heart of the dog has a singularity, and it looks like a smile. The synchronization rate is 400%. The squad leader is so angry that it will explode.

"How can you treat that cat..."

“Ha ha ha ha ha ~~~” Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed. “When you wear it, wear it, the dog is obviously a bitch. How can it be a strong cat?”

"It is indeed a bitch." PHS nodded.

The squad’s anger was only slightly relieved.

Why, forgot to act, do you really think that the little cats are raped by white-eyed wolves, or do they think that the girls in Futianyuan have been raped by me?

Isn't that I am Wu Sheng, and the white-eyed wolf is actually a bitch? It’s too unexpected. The animal trainer is so powerful that you can teach the **** to play the male dog, the strong cat, the little cat stays in the white-eyed wolf. Didn’t move, didn’t you move, did you teach it?

In the last ending cast, the words "Jinling evil Wu Sheng ornaments" were played.

"Hey, why not your name." asked the big horn.

Just resurrected, Cao Gonggong, who got up from the ground, said with a dumb voice:

"Wu Sheng is the master, the master is Wu Sheng, that is the name of the artist."

"Good name without a personality." PHS commented.

"Right." Xiong Yaoyue patted the table. "Since taking the stage name, why not do it with a bit of domineering, at least it should be called "Long Aotian"."

Go to your sister's Dragon Aotian, I don't have the tyranny of the king, I don't have arrogance and arrogance, even if you don't fall under my jeans, I dare to call Long Aotian.

At this time, "Blood War Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class, the students said to the people who came back during the lunch break:

"Do you know, Ye Lin went to the movie, it's very interesting."

What do you mean, you mean that the "dogs are strong and busy" in the next episode are very interesting.

"Ye Lin is really a perfect match for the bad guys, so the actors who have appeared in the 28th have village tyrants Liu Hegou, profiteer Xu Weiyang, traitor Wang Fugui, and strong traitor Ye Lin..."

Who is a strong traitor? You said that I can kill people and set fire. Don’t say that I am strong, so I’m rumored that my reputation is stinky than the first three.

No, for my fame, I can’t admit that Jinling’s evil is my performance, (not to mention that I was not acting)

So I cleared my throat and said to everyone who was in a circle:

"Cao Gonggong said that it is not the truth. Wu Sheng is not my stage name. He just looks a little like me. He is a student of the School of Drama."

The big horn and Xiong Yaoyue frowned. "In the end, it’s confusing us."

"Is it really not you?" The squad showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I was able to take the initiative to admit it, my face was slightly relaxed.

Hey, if you know where the squad leader is, I am from you. Is it that you saw the semi-naked Wu Sheng and found that his muscles are not strong? Because at Xiaoqin’s home, you have seen me wearing only a tight vest show. Muscle looks like, so is it not me?

Unexpectedly, the squad leader’s understanding of me was so deep.

So I called all the interested people and told them that the person who made a film with Director Cao was called Wu Sheng, nicknamed "Melancholy", and he was also a celebrity at the Academy of Drama. If you have friends from the Academy of Drama. I can ask for it personally. He and I are just like each other. This "Blood War Jinling" was filmed by Director Cao and he has nothing to do with me.

I gradually believed in my rhetoric classmates and raised objections:

"So, the top trousers and underwear thieves fight, not the movie's promotional activities."

"Sure enough, it is still uneven."

Wait... Wait, I haven't finished yet, I quickly called them back before everyone spread the rumors.

"Although I didn't play Jinling, but...but I have to be his substitute. In the middle of the movie, he turned the bucket and it was my rehearsal."

This is not a lie, because Wu Sheng refused to put a soft advertisement in the movie, a wristband Rolex watch, and Cao did invite me to leave for him.

"Oh, is it? I said that the back is especially like Ye Lin."

Some people like to say that after the event, all said so.

There is a fart back, and there is no movement to turn over the head. Sure enough, ordinary people are creatures that are easily deceived. It is really easy for politicians.

The squad leader is not arrogant: "What is the relationship between the avatar and the video of the top panties?"

I don't change my color: "Of course, it's related. I used it as a substitute. It appeared in the movie's promotional video. Is it strange? It's all about building momentum, right, the guy who fought with me, he's not an underwear thief, and The hero of the **** Jinling, because the pixels are too low, you didn't see it clearly."

Now, only one step can be taken. Xu Shaoguan, I don’t have a strong girlfriend.

"Why use such a shameless video to build momentum." The squad leader could not understand.

"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low." Cao Gonggong took the call.

"So Dad came out with this strategy, let the master and the hero of "Blood War Jinling", the top of the **** to attract attention, for the second and third episodes to pay attention."

"This is a great sacrifice for art. It is full of dedication. You don't want to understand the squad leader."

At this time, the class bell rang, because the lie was much higher than before, the squad leader did not say anything, frowned, and returned to his seat.

After that, it didn’t take long for me to be a substitute for a big villain in a martial arts microfilm, and it was spread throughout the school.

"Why don't you let Ye Lin play the big villain directly?" Someone asked, "Is his face not just for the bad guys to grow up?"

"It is estimated that the level of Ye Lin's culture is too low, and I will not read the lines. I deserve it. This time, when the book is used, it will hate less."

Who can't read the idiots, although I always write white words, but I have strong literacy skills, I would like to thank my old martial arts novels. I went to the third grade and read the "Seven Heroes and Five Senses". "what.

Xiong Yaoyue secretly found me while I was in class, and yelled at me with my elbow, and said to me with a smile:

"Really, no wonder you talk to Shu Zhe. The original underwear thief really has a copy of you."

Hey, aren't you gambling guarantors that I didn't steal underwear to control it? I also sent a poison oath that I can't get married. How can I say this now?

"Oh, anyway, I believe that if you are a homosexual, you will not use the underwear of the girl to control it. If you want to control it, you will also use the underwear of the boy."

"Speaking, you are because your relationship is not understood, so the pressure is too great, those stolen underwear, you are used to wear it yourself, right."

Yes, to your sister, you have come to a strange conclusion. I just wanted to worship you as a brother.

"Don't do this in the future. Actually, it's very common to exchange underwear between good sisters. Since you are my girlfriend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, come to me, you buy it for yourself. Those women's underwear, just lend me."

Don't misunderstand me in the trough, who wants to exchange underwear with you, if you are discovered by the squad leader or Xiaoqin, I will die without a place to die.

Unexpectedly, when Gong Caicai was in the corridor and I happened to meet, she also said to me:

"Ye Lin, you, you are so brave, I admire you, I dare to go to the movies."

"You are not afraid of the camera, I have to go to the photo studio to take photos, I have to stay for a long time..."

"When can I be like you, I am not afraid of anything..."

When she returned from the math teacher's office, she didn't get angry because she was criticized for being too bad. Instead, she took out a book and said that she was bored and bored. She took the math teacher as a model and quietly painted. His portrait painting.

I took the book with an ominous premonition and saw a math teacher who was originally chubby, very responsible, and sly, and, for example, was like this.

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Draw the following:

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The trough is not a person at all. You gave him artificial weight loss, and even if it is my example, the painter is a thousand times ten thousand times better than you. The face you painted is completely a combination of potato and eggplant. Ah, don't bring a vegetable. The math teacher is very bitter to tell you about the usefulness of mathematics in society. Do you repay the family?

In addition, Xiaoqin heard about the rumors that I went to the movie, and also watched the video of "Blood Warring Jinling" and "Heads and Panties, Dedicated to the World", and did not express much surprise.

"The movie "Blood Wars Jinling" does not have Ye Lin's classmates, and there is no back shadow." Xiao Qin said with certainty, "But the top **** are fighting with people, it is indeed Ye Lin's classmates... Who is that underwear? Even if you can't beat the other person, you should at least use your girlfriend... use my underwear."