I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After school, I didn't go home first. Instead, I went to Wal-Mart to buy two big balloons. This should be enough for Shuzhe to blow up for a while.

Coincidentally, when I was in the freshwater area, I met Xiao Ding in the pet hospital. He seemed to be helping her mother buy saury.

Don't look at the girl who can't talk when he meets the girl. In front of me, he is a super-speaker. He first said that Dr. Zhao was careless, patronizing the dog, and the thief who was accidentally mixed in touched the wallet, or came to be a volunteer. What Shakeseye found, or the loss can be big.

It is also said that Shusha’s number of volunteers in the past two days has increased significantly, but the attitude of pets has not improved significantly. A beautiful girl, after school, does not find a male partner to go shopping, preferring to be with sick cats and dogs. It’s really awkward to look at in my heart and feel violent.

To put it bluntly, I finally said the topic that made him excited:

The original national costume of "dota2" is going to be publicly tested.

For me, this rookie who only played dota1, Xiao Ding said that the role of dota2 is more classic, the skills are more NB, how rich the items, even the news broadcast boast that it is a green online game, Zhejiang is calling the national 100 Eighty colleges and more than 200 clubs participate in the e-sports competition. In the future, the national team of dota2 will be selected, and so on.

At the end of the story, as before, the routinely approved "League of Legends" is a primary school game, whoever plays with the hand, if I dare to play "League of Legends", he will not hesitate to break with me.

Lying in the trough, you haven't finished it yet. This has been said once before. Is it better to play a game with the class feelings that are accumulated together? (Looks like this sentence has a language problem)

And who is rare to play "League of Legends", Laozi is playing a real-life version of the campus love game, the goal is to build a big harem.

After breaking up with the heavily addicted Xiao Ding, I swayed back home on the hot road. I was about to open the door with my key. I suddenly found out that there was a small piece of tin foil in my house’s security door.

Nima This is not the one that Pentis once demonstrated. Chinese indigenous products, tin foil open the door, because my home security door is the least secure one-word lock, so the master only needs tin foil to open the door.

Amy didn't live with me. There is no reason for Pentis to give me this hand. It is said that there are others.

My home is a thief.

Unplug the tin foil, open the door and rush into the room, and look at the furnishings in the home at super speed of light.

The TV was not lost (and old and heavy, of course no one stole), the washing machine was not lost (heavier), and Dad’s desktop and the second-hand laptop I used were not lost.

What's more, the cash, passbook, and bank card are not lost in the inner pocket of a cotton coat hidden in the closet.

But there is a lingering sense of violation in the house. It is definitely someone who has come in, but what has been lost.

Is it stolen that is more than 200,000 worth of **** toys, but those goods can be pulled away with a big truck, and then you say a thief steals these things back, how to get rid of it, how to explain to his wife and children.

I quickly walked into the big house where the goods were stacked and found that the box was actually moved.

When I rummaged through the silk-cut underwear in the morning, the boxes were obviously arranged in a "good" shape. Now it is good, and the tip of the word "good" is gone. Ask how big the difference is, like "The Angry Birds" The difference between the start and the end is as big as it is (unless you are too technical, not even my second)

I stood in the middle of the scattered boxes and checked whether there were valuable goods stolen by memory, but I wanted to come and think, because there is not much capital, my family has been doing the low-end market, there is no such thing as 80,000 sold by Jingdong Mall. Eight gold massages are great, (I really don't understand who will buy them)

Even if the thief takes away a pack of suede "Duleis Ice Fire" and "Okamoto Ultra-thin", he can only send it to the thief company's accomplices, let them pay attention to family planning, so that the thief's offspring will surpass the good people's offspring and destroy the ecological balance. what.

There was a box that was not stabilized. At this moment, it suddenly fell down and slammed into the screen that was next to it. (Since Shuzhe came over as a rope mold, I put a screen in the big house.) The screen trembled because The quality is very bad and almost collapsed. My heart is shocked and I thought:

"Is this thief a metamorphosis? In fact, he did not leave behind the screen, ready to jump out suddenly, holding the 'original African wildfire enhanced type' to explode my chrysanthemums."

After a false alarm, I began to carefully analyze the situation at hand.

A million-year-old elementary school student said: "There is only one truth." Then my family was burglary, but almost nothing was lost. What is the reason?

The gaze fell on a few old boxes that had been pressed to the bottom, but now I can see the sky.

Looked at the goods inside, is a Taiwan counterfeit, Japanese brand-name cottage goods, it seems that many years ago, a distributor owed our money, and finally used this to offset the debt.

Although it is said to be sold under the banner of authenticity, it can sell more than 10,000 pieces, but Dad operates in good faith, and it is stated in the online store that this is a high imitation product, and the price is only 1/4 of the genuine one.

Even if there are not so many goods, it will eventually become the slow-moving goods at the bottom of our pressure box.

How have these goods been turned to the surface, are you a perverted thief who saw this item in our online store and couldn’t wait to run it for yourself?

And this is a feminine instrument, the appearance rate in Japan A`V is quite high, even the old and wet have been performing with it, you are still a female thief.

Suddenly remembered, a few days ago, there was an account number that was counted as a suspected virgin. I asked about the situation of this product. At that time, he repeatedly asked me:

"Is this product still in stock, how much is left, I will buy more when it will be shipped."

Because I just took over the online store, he asked me "Which kind of TT is easy for my girlfriend to climax." I introduced him to him for a long time, and at the end he didn't buy his fart.

So I perfuse him and said:

"This goods...may not or may not, if you place an order, I will go to the warehouse to turn over, if not, I will give you a refund immediately."

I thought that there would be no follow-up to this incident. I did not expect that such a ridiculous case suddenly occurred today.

The brain is running fast, and the stomach that has not eaten is so loud.

I must figure out what is suspected to be a virgin, and what is causally related to my family being secretly sneaked into it.

Swear in the name of my grandfather...