I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After the delivery, I suddenly remembered that the original underwear of Shu Zhe fell into the hands of Le Jia (let's call it so much), and could not deliver the fireball uncle on time, and must inform the other party.

Turn on the computer, the other party is just online, I sent a crying expression:

"Pro, very embarrassed, when the model lady was involved in the carcass, accidentally stained the white butterfly panties, because the original underwear can not be washed, so the former work is abandoned, if the pro is willing to wait, I will change a new underwear, and then let The model lady wore it for three days and then sent the goods out the first time."

"If the pro feels that the rights have been damaged, we can also refund the unconditional, please..."

Fireball uncle sent a confusing expression, I guess it means "no relationship."

"Well, the store that is so honest and honest as you are, is not much seen now."

"If an accident happens, don't push it, don't wander. The 3.15 party should take you as a positive national recognition."

Don't say ah, fireball uncle, I am self-confident. In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear sold to you is not worn by the model lady, but the model "Mr." is worn. Besides, the 3.15 party has always been a critic. I can see who I am boasting, even if I praise me, I have no face to stand in front of the people of the whole country, acknowledging that "the store has been operating in Europe and the United States for many years, and the thick and long-name massage is great, bringing happiness to the lonely young women." And the gospel" Ah.

I heard that the model lady is smearing the underwear on the body, and the fireball uncle has exerted his super imagination:

"Is it because the drink is too much, and I don't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, I don't have to change my underwear, just send the underwear directly, I don't care."

No, listen to your tone, you are not "don't care", but "very like", the underwear that is wet by the urine can also evoke sexual interest, the taste is not really heavy.

"What happened to the urine? Most mammals choose to mate by smelling each other's urine. The urine contains precious pheromones."

Uncle Fireball is also plausible.

"I told you that in Japan's metamorphosis store, the girl's urine is a very common commodity, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, a rubbed map of privacy, sister juice..."

I have to do it, let alone, I have to vomit, Fireball Uncle, you like Japan so much, just go back to Japan to live, I will introduce Director Cao back with you.

After the delay in delivery, I was entangled in the order of 12 yuan for the fresh rice, or set aside 15 yuan for the rice, and hesitated, the degree of depression is no less than the emperor tonight. Scorpion.

Suddenly received a message from Amy, there is only one sentence:

"Do you want my underwear?"

Nima is letting my sister discover it. Where did I show it? (I still show it everywhere,) What should I do? What should I do? I have to answer "Yes". If I answer this question, Amy Will you give me the underwear in a big way?

No, I can't admit, I can't let my sister look down. Even if I want to change my underwear with my underwear, I have to secretly steal it, and let the other party give me a sense of accomplishment.

Hey, how is my thinking logic, and the underwear thief is a bit similar, I don't want to communicate with the perverted mind, I am not abnormal, I just don't want to lose face in front of my sister.

So I replied: "Why are you going to make a joke?"

I answered this, but I couldn’t help but think that it would take 40 minutes for Amy to take a bath. I think it’s even cleaner than Shuzhe. If that, even the underwear...

Amy didn't respond to me immediately. After a while, I thought that when Amy had forgotten me, she sent a (→_→) expression.

Do you have deep doubts, do you not trust your brother, and you are an American, what Japanese characters are playing, is it true that the Japan-US alliance has joint security regulations? In that case... quickly return the Diaoyu Islands to us. Ah, bastard.

Although I said that I had to ask the elders to discuss when I was troubled, I called my dad and just asked if he had forgotten to eat. How to steal Amy’s underwear was not discussed with Dad anyway.

In addition, although I learned that I have such a half-sister's sister, my father's feelings for Amy must be very complicated. He can't even hate Ai Shuqiao, I am afraid it may not hate her daughter. However, since my relationship with Amy’s brothers and sisters is not clear, I still don’t want him to meet.

The weather was too hot, my brain was not well cooled, and I forgot that my dad’s hotel room was occupied by Auntie, and still dialed the hotel’s landline.

Auntie angered and picked up the phone: "Who,."

I was scared and almost turned over from the chair, hesitantly said: "That..."

Auntie did not hear me, airway: "There is no male guest in this room, don't ask if you want a young lady, don't miss the lady, don't want the duck."

After talking about the phone, I hung up.

I was regarded as a duck by my aunt, I am very worried that Sang is very worried...

And you **** workers are too unprofessional, and people's hotels are isolated. If you want to call chickens and ducks, you can't get in, and it's because you are chickens and ducks, it's easier to spread bird flu. .

I dialed the correct number of my father again. Dad is eating the specification package provided by the hotel. It is said to be accompanied by Banlangen, which can enhance immunity.

Dad told me that he had been good for the past two days, especially the fat man in the same room, although he was snoring, but it was rare for the two to have a common hobby. When he was bored, he chatted with him.

I ask you two people what they have in common.

As a result, Dad said that the fat man is a color affair forum with a certain s word. One of the small moderators, who once reprinted the father's literary A-score comment, is very admired by his father.

"I didn't expect such a talent in the university professor." The fat man said.

The direction of Nima's praise is completely wrong. When is the university professor admitted to the A-film review, as long as he can write "On Chang Kaishen's contribution to the Chinese revolution," he can go to the History Department of Tsinghua University. Deputy Director.

After the fat man gave Dad a forum internal account, Dad was grateful for the zero. In order to express his gratitude, he also asked the other party to have the existence of HHH. The fat man felt like he was late, saying that he must study hard and reach HHH. The membership requirements will one day be able to become friends with Dad.

HHH in the trough will absorb new members, and the members will roll more and more. You are engaged in pyramid schemes.

That night, Dad and the fat man downloaded the A film, prepared the green plum to drink the wine. The woman’s beauty was good, and the thoughts of the chest were awkward. I thought that it was a bad **** to release the A film, and the two A pieces downloaded, one is the diamond gourd doll. One is the "calcium tablets" of N men who wrestle and make a foundation. Just as they are worried about the calcium tablets, the fat wife enters the house to take personal items and catch them.

"It’s been so many years since I got married, I don’t know if he has this hobby."

The sad wife cried to Ren Ayi.

Later, I heard that it seems that the day before the quarantine was about to end, Dad gave a sin to the fat man who didn’t talk to his wife to explain the misunderstanding. Finally, they let the two of them bury their hatchet and go back to sleep in a house.

However, in this way, Dad has no place to stay.

In the hallway, at midnight, at that time, Auntie was annoyed by his footsteps and finally opened the door to him.

"Don't pretend to be poor, you want to remind me if this is the room you rented."

"No, no... you are arguing that I am going to stroll around..."

"Where to go elsewhere, to preach that I robbed your room."

"No, don't dare..."

"I really don't understand what you dare, come in, see you are also a person with no ambiguity, I will let you stay for one night, but declare in advance, if you dare to move your hands..."

"Do you want to hit hands and kick your feet..." Dad said hello. "You are a Sanda champion. How can I be your opponent?"

According to Dad, he and Auntie lived in the standard room, and the night they were lying on a bed, nothing happened.

hope so.

If something happens, I will be unlucky.

On Monday morning, the clouds are foggy. What is the ghost weather? I almost ran off the ditch on the road to Dongshan Lake. Nima took the cover and repaired it. At least a warning sign was placed next to it.

Look again, it was put, although the red sign was placed, but too much fog did not see it. I quickly changed it to be luminous. If I fell into the sewer, I wouldn’t manage it in the big harem. Ah, let us cry around me, the "big emperor", can you afford the responsibility?

I thought that this kind of weather, the back pain of the father will not come out, the result of the old place to see, the old man actually sitting on the bench, the fairy wind is waiting for me.

I am very devoutly licking out the eggs and handing them over to my father, just like offering a treasure to Da Luo Jinxian.

Father took the eggs, carefully looked at the cracks, and satisfied with the income.

I wondered: "Father, why do I think that bringing an egg to my body is totally unhelpful for my martial arts training."

"No?" The old man made a pretending expression. "Well... I think so too, so there is no basis for writing on the martial arts novels. This is finally confirmed by experiments."

Father, you are looking for me to be happy.

Seeing the dissatisfaction on my face, the old man said to me again: "Small leaves, you think, I am trying to prove that the martial arts novels are scribbled above, let you bring eggs."

"Why then."

"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that it is, and the other part is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can’t make you too comfortable..."

You... you are too bad, no wonder your martial arts friends are the ones who live the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long lives, bad people live for millennia.