I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

It was a middle-aged bald man who was caught in his underwear. It was a bit like the former host of "You Are the One", Le Jia (my aunt liked him). The man shouted and said:

"Hey, I’m going down the underwear during the day, it’s still hot, what is the lady’s thing, is this equivalent to throwing hydrangea? I am a more conservative man, I’m afraid it’s not appropriate.”

His shouts alarmed the security guard, and several (not one) security guards came over to study the mystery of **** underwear with him.

Shuzhe was so scared that he bit the four fingertips of his left hand and shrank his head so that he could not be seen by the people in the lobby.

But for Xiong Yaoyue, who witnessed the whole process with his own eyes, it is too late.

Xiong Yaoyue was shocked all over the body, his face was red and white.

"It turned out to be the case."

She shouted with wide eyes.

What is it, don't be surprised, in the game center, you suddenly said, "Do not quarrel between brothers and sisters," scared me to death, now you analyze what.

Could it be that I was last seen by you wearing black silk underwear and analyzed that I was doing a **** trade with Shu Zhe, and further guessed the truth about "original underwear".

No, impossible, too few clues, with her memory and forgetting, it is impossible to make Conan-like reasoning.

Or, because I have been misunderstanding that I am gay, I guess that I am working with Shu Zhe, and I am still subject to it.

I rely on it. If you dare to say this, I am really anxious with you. In order to express my anger, I might arrest you Mimi in the crowd.

As it turns out, I left to guess what I thought, but I still couldn’t keep up with Xiong Yaoyue’s ideas.

I saw that Xiong Yaoyue was holding Shuzhe’s collar and shouted:

"Original...you are the underwear thief, and you are coming back from your sister's underwear."

Nima girl, you guessed it wrong. Shuzhe took the name of the underwear thief (when stealing his sister's underwear), but it does not meet the conditions of the underwear thief. The strength of the underwear thief is not under me. The most important thing is that Empty hand climbing stairs, Shu Zhe even the walls of our school can not climb, how could it be underwear thieves.

"Moon month, you made a mistake." I explained with a smile.

"No, I can't find a clue. I can't let him go."

Xiong Yaoyue shook Shuzhe hard, hoping to shake the underwear of the girl he hid.

You can see more cartoons, and there are thieves who carry the stolen goods with them.

The voice of Shu Zhe's defense is therefore very ridiculous.

"Moon month sister ~~~~ don't sway~~~~ I am faint _~~~~ I didn't steal underwear~~~~~ are the ones that Ye Lin brother gave me~~~~~"

Lying in the trough, I am not allowed to sell me. I didn’t tell you earlier. If you wear a help, is it your personal hobby?

Xiong Yaoyue moved his skeptical eyes to my direction.

"Ah, you are the underwear thief, no wonder you brought a pair of underwear that day..."

"I am not." I hurriedly denied that "the underwear thief can climb empty-handed, I have a fear of heights, how can I do it?"

Ah, if I accidentally admit it, I am really embarrassed. The man should not admit that he has weaknesses. Any grievances are swallowed in his stomach.

Reminiscent of the tension between me and Amy when I was doing the elevator, Xiong Yaoyue was puzzled.

"That," she turned her head and stared at Shu Zhe. "The underwear thief is still you."

"Moon month sister, I said, I am not." Shu Zhe desperately argued that Xiong Yaoyue could not believe.

At this time Amy leaped to Xiong Yaoyue and poked her back.

"Vini, what are you playing?"

Xiong Yaoyue slammed Amy with her hands and kept her away from Shuzhe.

"Miss Amy, you have to be careful, don't look at this guy in vain, but he specializes in stealing girls' underwear."

Amy looked at Shu Zhe with a scornful gaze and looked at me again.

"It doesn't matter, it's not just him who beats my underwear."

Hey, what does this mean? When you say this, when you look at me, have you found out that I am licking your underwear? How sensitive is the sixth sense, it is my sister...

No, no, now is not a time to be proud. If Amy is stepping up defenses, my hopes of succeeding will be even more embarrassing. I knew that I should not spend money indiscriminately, and honestly earned my income.

At this time, the squad leader finally came over. Amy immediately hid behind Xiong Yaoyue. I and Shu Zhe also stood up from the bench.

"What happened?" the squad asked questioningly.

"No, no." I made a look to Xiong Yaoyue. "We are having fun."

Because the squad leader thought that Henderson Commercial Building was not friendly to OCD patients, so he was anxious to leave here. Those of us who could not find the goal of life swayed behind her leader.

The squad leader and Shu Zhe walked in the first row. I and Xiong Yaoyue walked in the second row. Amy hid behind me and Xiong Yaoyue. From time to time, we monitored the squad leader and sister from the gap between our bodies.

"Oh, the eyes are the window of the soul. It is the most accurate to see people from the eyes."

Amy has a word.

"Although they look alike, the younger brother wearing a wig may be able to confuse the eyes, but the anger in his eyes is completely different."

"Sister is a person who can survive a war. If he is insulted, he will not hesitate to retaliate."

Hey, hello, the person you are talking about is Washa. Don’t let the squad leader go through the war, but you said that Shu Zhe can pretend to be a sister with a wig. It’s really a good eye, and people who may often deal with makeup artists. You can directly make up the appearance of someone wearing a wig.

"Then, do you think your brother can survive the war?" I asked curiously.

"He..." Amy didn't seem very interested. "He's a waste. It's estimated that he will be caught by the enemy for the first time."

Xiong Yaoyue broke into our conversation at this time.

"Don't say anything about war, Shuzhe..." Because she took care of the squad leader, she lowered the volume. "Shu Zhe is an underwear thief, and there are countless girls who suffer."

"Especially the squad leader, I used to wonder, the squad leader is so cautious why the underwear will be stolen. It turned out that the thief is difficult to prevent. Shuzhe is too much. Even the sister's underwear is not let go. He must hang him up and play small jj. Bounce to death."

Although he did not understand what was being said behind, Shu Zhe still had a chill.

I smiled and said: "You think about it in the month. Shuzhe’s power is not in line with the description of the underwear thief. He is so weak, even if he is courageous, he is not able to climb. The balcony of someone else’s house."

Xiong Yaoyue looked serious. "Ye Lin is too big, don't forget, Chang Wei also said that he will not martial arts."

Hey, Chang Wei is not a character in Zhou Xingchi’s movie “Nine Pieces of Sesame Officials”. The son of the Navy’s Admiral is the first to **** the Qin’s family in the movie, and the defeat and the killing of the family’s old and young, thirteen, even the door Dogs are not lost, and subjective malignant Li Tianyi, a dozen or so Chang'an Street, is enough to make the second generation of the later generations worship the slavish existence, the phrase he said in order to get rid of the crime. I don't know how to do martial arts, but I am talking to Lei Zhengfu that "I and Zhao Hongxia are lovers" and Liu Xiaoqing said that "there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment circle", and they are listed as the top three in shameless speeches.

But then again, Xiong Yaoyue’s knowledge is really partial. Although Changwei is very famous among some netizens, not everyone knows it. Can you use a more popular metaphor later?

"I know I know." Amy happily raised her little hand and said, "There are many Chinese messages on Facebook. Once there is a second-generation incident in China, the White House related pages are all petitions. Many posts mention It’s Changwei.”

Nima does not say that the message of the netizen's netizens is petitioning. The Chinese government and the US government do not have subordinate relations. You really think that Obama is the director of the petition office.

"Netizens said that Chang Wei is a true portrayal of the official version of the second generation of the film, because Chang Wei is the son of the President of the Republic of China Chang Kaishen..."

Nima is too outrageous. You are misled by the spoof of netizens. The President of the Republic of China is Chiang Kai-shek. Because of the pronunciation of Cantonese, the name was translated into "ChiangKai-shek" by Yang Daren, and later a professor at Tsinghua University wrote a thesis. When I referred to the foreign language materials, the result was translated into "Chang Kai Shen" in the foreign language materials, and the obvious "export to domestic sales" jokes.

Moreover, President Jiang is the famous "Jin Zhongzheng in the North of the Lin". As a disciple of "Tie Zhong invincible Sun Yat-sen", he is ranked among the top four masters of the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. If Chang Wei is his son, who would believe the sentence? I won't be martial arts."

Xiong Yaoyue and Amy are two confused eggs (although one is because of IQ because of nationality), no matter how I explain it, the topic is getting more and more sloppy, and finally I have the relationship between Shaolin Temple monk and "原力".

When the group walked to the first floor, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly remembered that the most important task was to expose the underwear thief.

So she grabbed a group of waste paper from the broom of the cleaner, aiming at Shuzhe's back:

"Let me try if he will martial arts."

“Hey.” “Hey.”

Shu Zhe looked back in annoyed, Xiong Yaoyue whispered and screamed innocently, and Amy hid behind me and spit out his tongue.

"Sister." Shu Zhe grievously complained to the squad leader, "The mixed-race child threw me with a paper ball."

"It's good," the squad leader advised. "Don't be familiar with children. Anyway, a paper ball can't hurt, is it?"

"But, it seems like this paper group is dirty."

Shu Zhe took out the handkerchief paper and carefully wiped his hair aside.

"Hey, it’s really like it." Xiong Yaoyue hated the earth. "I don't believe that he can always install it without martial arts."

He wouldn’t have martial arts, not only martial arts, but even sports standards are a problem. You have been doing experiments like this, maybe someday really hurt him.