I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I scored a high score of 550 points against the boxing machine.

"Wow." Xiong Yaoyue was shocked by my achievements. "You have eaten Viagra."

Regardless of this, Viagra, don't talk about such a vulgar topic in front of my sister.

After Xiong Yaoyue repeatedly taught Amy the secret of punching, but it did not help Amy to improve the score, and even went from bad to worse, with a score of 9 points.

Xiong Yaoyue thought about it, and immediately took Amy from the back and asked her to use her two feet to pick up the boxing target. The cashier’s lady had closed her eyes because of the tip of Amy’s.

You two girls are crazy to play, but don't forget that Amy is wearing a dress, such a high kick, and then revealing the underwear, today is a bow with a bow, very consistent with the identity of Loli White underwear, don't seduce my idea of ​​wearing underwear, I really want to be a pure brother of the day.

Suddenly I remembered the egg in my trouser pocket. I just used a big waist and I won’t break it.

Just touch it, complete it, in order to prevent it, in addition to a layer of tissue paper outside the egg, can play a certain buffer on the impact of the outside world.

I am sorry for the old man. You only said that I will carry it with me. I didn’t say that I would not let me out of the bread. I didn’t have cotton. I was already very fucked.

Amy took advantage of the ankles and the thrust of the help given by Xiong Yaoyue. After finally getting 101 points, she finally did not play with satisfaction.

"What does ‘Desser’ mean?” Amy asked the Chinese character on the Xia Yaoyue T-shirt.

"This..." Xiong Yaoyue pondered for a while. "This is the dialect of the Northeast, have you seen Zhao Benshan's sketches?"

Amy shook her head blankly.

Xiong Yaoyue cast a look for help from me. Mencius said that "the human problem lies in being a good teacher." I am a very good person, so I jumped over and explained:

"‘得瑟’ is the meaning of showing off and showing off. For example, if a person has more money, he will show off his wealth, or if he looks good, he will be smug... In short, doing things that should not be done is called ‘dasser’.”

Amy dissatisfiedly picked up her mouth and squinted her eyes.

"Men servant, are you satirizing me? When do I show off my wealth, when am I stinking, I don't care what others think of me."

Hey, I didn't say you, I feel that my explanation is more popular than the Xinhua Dictionary. Do I want to persuade Amy to converge in the subconscious?

Xiong Yaoyue stood up and played round: "Do not quarrel between brothers and sisters, and get along with each other."

I was shocked: "You... how did you know that."

Xiong Yaoyue said: "Isn't that she is the child of your relatives? You should be a cousin."

Amy "cut", "Who is a cousin with him, it is obviously a servant who puts gold on his face..."

Wow, I dare to look at me with such contemptuous eyes, Amy, you wait, wait until the day of the truth disclosure, do not have to do anything else, first give me a bow to call a hundred "brothers".

Amy deliberately left me, left me aside, and talked with Xiong Yaoyue.

What is the relationship between Zhao Benshan and South Korea’s “Bird Uncle”? When it comes to the Chinese government and the US government, whoever holds the body of an alien is in his hand.

Talking and talking, Xiong Yaoyue complained that the underwear she had sunk on the balcony the day before was stolen.

"The metamorphosis of Dongshan City is really much. The sister is a sports underwear. There are no patterns on it. It can also be smashed."

"It should be the underwear thief who re-emerged in the rivers and lakes. After a few weeks, he did not see the movement and thought he was dead. It is said that every time he committed a crime, he was wearing a jacket and could climb the building empty-handed... I really don’t understand what the girls’ underwear is, honest. Can't you find a girlfriend?"

When Xiong Yaoyue criticized men's perverted hobbies about women's underwear, Amy didn't know why he was looking at my direction, and his mouth was full of all the strange smiles.

You see what I do, what do you laugh at, do you read the mind like Obama? I am different from underwear thieves. The underwear thief steals underwear for the sake of money, I am for money; he steals his underwear. OK, I can only steal my sister.

In addition, Xiong Yaoyue will never think that the underwear thief is the Taekwondo student who was almost the same as the real PK, the boss of the man named Tang Jiang.

Not only the boss but also the owner of the Taekwondo Hall, the owner of the Xu Shaoguan.

However, I have no conclusive evidence at hand, but some speculations. Unclearly going to the pavilion to arrest people will attract the attention of the police. The police officer is looking forward to provoke me every day.

The guy who said that the underwear thief would not have stolen Amy’s underwear.

No, it shouldn't, Peng Peisi said, Amy's underwear is strictly guarded, and if it is not destroyed, it will be destroyed immediately. So many bodyguards, underwear thieves should have no chance.

But he can't underestimate his obsession. Like his underwear collector, once he looks at his underwear, he will get his underwear at all costs.

Is there a competitor in front of me? The two knights are driving the horses and confronting the vast wilderness, just to win the treasure called underwear.

It’s really irritating. You guys who don’t even have a full name, how dare you add so much trouble to me.

Hey, you wait, I won't lose, even if I gamble as my brother's dignity, my sister's underwear can't fall into the hands of others first...

I heard that Xiong Yaoyue was smashed into the balcony and stole the underwear. Amy asked:

"How can I kill the **** without a gun?"

Xiong Yaoyue can't smile: "Which guns are there, no one in China has a gun."

Amy snorted. "I forgot. You are a dictatorship. It is really pitiful."

Don't just blame others for dictatorship. On the point of gun management, I don't think the United States is better than China. Do you want China to have so many school shootings in the United States?

Speaking of the shooting on campus, I immediately remembered the squad leader. You didn’t say it to Xiong Yaoyue. The Chinese people also have guns. The squad leader’s home is, what is the use of the old shotgun? Is it used to resist the demolitions? Or kill a boyfriend who has a bad heart.

When talking about underwear, Amy proposed to go to the clothing area on the 4th floor and said, "If Pooh looks at which underwear, I will buy it for you."

"Oh." Although I knew that Amy’s family was very rich last time, Xiong Yaoyue was surprised. "No, how can I let the children give me money?"

Amy immediately raised her brow. "Who is a child, I am already an adult. It is because you are very satisfied with playing with me. I have to give you a tip. Do you dare to look down on me?"

"Don't dare, don't dare." Xiong Yaoyue shook his hands with a smile. "I like this person to be cheaper. If you give me a tip, I will give you a dog leg with sincerity."