I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The squad leader pressed the chest and temporarily stopped the snoring. He ordered Shu Zhe to pour some homemade sour plum soup from the refrigerator and gave it to us. The word "tang" was not finished yet, and the cockroach was hit again. It was uncontrollable and a little panicked. It is quite cute.

Shuzhe, who was too lazy to finish the bowl, just reluctantly opened the refrigerator door, poured a cup of sour plum soup to me, and poured a cup to Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin was supposed to pick it up with a smile, but only half of it was drunk. Suddenly, as the dream awake, she dropped the cup and said to herself:

"Not good, Xiao Zhe's sister said that it is also the female No. 2 person. I accept the enemy's drink. I made a big mistake."

The squad leader who kept fighting did not know who was "Xiao Zhe's sister", who was "female number two", but saw Xiaoqin suddenly licking his stomach, the whole person fell over the carpet, first from left to right, then from right He rolled up to the left and shouted in a voice that made people laugh and laugh:

"Poisonous, poisonous,"

Poisonous fart, you didn't see me and drink it too, you are psychological.

Seeing Xiaoqin rolling on the carpet, Shu Zhe trembled to me and whispered:

"Ye Lin Ge, it turns out that your childhood is a brain damage."

You don't need to remind me, hot days, where do you give me a cool break?

After being squandered by Xiaoqin, the squad leader’s snoring was not cured.

The squad leader left us to eat some fruit after the meal. I was worried that Xiaoqin would squander and add to the trouble. He went to work in the name of homework and got up and said goodbye.

"That, there are still questions on the back of the language paper, don't forget to write."

The squad leader said goodbye to a sentence that was in line with the status of the cadre, but I always felt that the focus of the squad leader was not on the "language paper" but on the "you".

Is it more concerned about the whereabouts after we left?

Although the boss's reluctance, Shu Zhe took us to the downstairs instead of my sister, I thought about it, and took out three hundred dollars for him, and he was immediately alive and well.

"This... Ye Lin brother, are you going to give me a bonus?"

"You will be treated as a bonus for you." I said, "But you can't spend this money yourself, buy new sneakers for your sister..."

Shu Zhe suddenly lost interest, "only what bonuses can be used for my sister."

I gave him a chestnut chisel. "You and your sister are not a family. If you are a family, don't talk nonsense. Take this money and bring your sister to buy a pair of new sneakers, but don't say it is the money I gave." It is said that you have come out of your usual pocket money, so your sister can be a little more happy, understand it."

"Cut." Shuzhe glared at the bag on his head, still very disdainful. "Three hundred pieces can't buy good sports shoes, and I have to go out with Xiaoli on Saturday..."

"Then accompany your sister on Sunday." I can't discuss it for him. "Three hundred pieces are not enough for you to put on the first. In general, you must buy a pair of comfortable shoes. It is so difficult to give back your kindness to your sister." ”

Under my various coercion, Shu Zhe finally promised to accompany her sister to the mall, trying to convince her sister to buy a new pair of shoes.

After explaining this to Shu Zhe, I plan to go home directly, let Xiaoqin walk back to the subway station (I slag,), but Xiao Qin overheard our conversation, Shu Zhegang hugged her as soon as she left. My arm:

"I want shoes, Ye Lin actually bought shoes for the squad leader, or in front of my girlfriend... It’s too much, it’s too much, I don’t care, even if it’s being greedy and cheap by Ye Lin. Woman, I have to wear the shoes that Ye Lin students bought for me today, at least one day before the squad leader."

"Where is it one day?" I laughed. "Today is Friday. Shuzhe will take the squad leader to buy shoes on Sunday. It is two days before you wear it today."

"Hey." Xiaoqin's face showed a happy smile. "Ye Lin said so, it seems that he promised to buy shoes for me. Then... Is the money enough? If not enough, I have here..."

The funds are still quite abundant. The big one with a profit of 1,000 yuan for the "caraway stuffed buns" has not yet faded from the body because the main contributor to this business is Shu Zhe, so I don’t think it is I sent a pair of shoes to the squad leader, just want to teach Shu Zhe how to filial sister.

Looking at the medical tape on Xiaoqin's knees, I lamented her IQ and felt that if I didn't leave the girl around, there would always be a concern in the chest. I don't know where she will be and what stupid things are doing. Come.

Why not start by buying a pair of shoes for her? Quality shoes will at least reduce the chance of her falling.

I led her to the subway station and asked:

"I also buy you a pair of sneakers."

Xiaoqin carefully observed me for a while, sure that there was no irony on my face, and she really wanted to buy shoes for her. She covered her mouth and laughed a few times, saying:

"I don't want sneakers. I say that girls run too fast in sneakers. If a boyfriend can't catch up, just buy me a pair of shoes that are not convenient to walk."

What kind of shoes are there? The shoes are used to walk, and the shoes that are not convenient to walk are upside down.

Do you mean, high heels, you are not suitable for high heels at all, and you should do it if you hurt yourself because of high heels.

So I ignored the opposition of Xiao Qin, but she still bought her a pair of sneakers.

After coming out of the street store, Xiaoqin looked at the brand new sneakers in the handbag. It seemed that he had forgotten that he had just asked the clerk to raise the heel, which made the clerk look disappointing. Really got a pair of shoes.

She wiped her eyes with her back and saw that the shoes didn't turn into quicksand, so I happily put the bag in my arms.

"It’s rare that Ye Lin bought me such a good sneaker..." Xiao Qin said uneasyly. "Although I was sick from a small body, I still say hello to the teacher, and I can participate in physical education classes as soon as I can."

Frail and sick, your sister, you should have taken a physical education class, first use your "instant step" to break the record of the hundred meters in the 28th, then throw the shot to the third cosmic speed, break the gravity of the earth to fight with the aliens. Hello, hello.

Early in the morning on Saturday, I went to Dongshan Lake to find a master to practice boxing, but I found out far away that the old man was facing me, holding the bench with both hands, keeping a very special posture and not moving, as if practicing eccentric martial arts.

Is this... the trick of "strengthening" is that the father refuses to teach me the tactics of yin and yang, is this a good opportunity to steal school?