I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Every day is busy, the days are very fast, and in the twinkling of an eye, it is a hopeful Friday, and tomorrow will be a holiday.

After the morning radio operation, Shu Zhe called me to the back of the boiler room and handed the black silk translucent underwear in the storage bag to my hand.

"This thing is really tight." Shu Zhe complained, "maybe it will affect my development, Ye Lin brother, you pay more to the buyers ~"

What is the snoring like, I am not talking to you, I want to develop a lot of sports, you see your sister's genes like you, is not very good development.

And listen to your statement, as long as you have the money to take, even if it affects development, it doesn't matter. What is the use of so much money? Do you want to sit on the pile of money and drink the wife's oral liquid in the future?

When I handed the "white rose" to Shu Zhe, he "snapped".

"It seems that there are quite a lot of metamorphosis. If this continues, will my sister not have to wash my underwear? No, from time to time, I have to deliberately stain the two underwear and throw it out, otherwise my sister will be suspicious..."

Have you decided to wear women's underwear all the time? Do you have to worry about shame and development? If you know that my sister's underwear is worth 20,000 yuan, it will be red eyes, like a mad dog. Go up, then be shot and killed by a dry bodyguard.

I thought he would be picky about the laces. As a result, after he received the three hundred dollars I gave him, he said that he had chewed the chewing gum and went to the bathroom.

Looking at Shu Zhe's thin back and contemptuous gait, I suddenly realized that this kid is not wearing underwear now.

Compared with ordinary underwear, the lace-up underwear is not only very good, but also very good to wear. Shuzhe must feel that this underwear is very convenient, so there is no complaint.

I just hope that there will be no accidents, so that the **** "white rose" slides out of Shuzhe's trouser legs.

I was worried that the lace-up **** would fall off Shu Shu when I was unexpected, but I forgot to put the recycled black silk **** in my bag, but kept it in my trouser pocket.

Cao Gonggong, who listened to the fat head and swollen face, said that the school had to search for prohibited items on a large scale. He had the inside line of the student union, which may be accurate news. I put this thing in my trouser pocket at least.

"How does your face seem to be swollen than yesterday?" I asked.

Cao Gonggong sighed with sorrow: "Don't mention it, the big horn is suspected of buying lychee, and I beat me after school..."

Really deserved, who told you to describe people as dinosaurs, those who played the modified version of the "Red Line in School", rushed to put the big horn with a tolerance of 0, not for other, in order to block customers Ah, I am specifically blocking my perverted hackers who can make people in wheelchairs.

Taking a **** underwear to the blackboard to answer questions, taking a **** underwear to eat in the dining hall, I feel very nervous, like the drug dealers in the Golden Triangle.

It’s so flustered when I’m with you. Shuzhe, you wear this kind of thing to be your good student. What kind of mood is there?

Has it become a transvestite, so wearing it will evoke a different pleasure, I really can't understand the creature of the false mother.

Out of the canteen, I saw that Xiong Yaoyue used a sneaker to squat on the trunk and was putting a bandage on his knee.

"It’s hurt again." I greeted her casually. "How do you do it..."

Xiong Yaoyue looked up and saw that it was me, and my eyes were filled with joy from the heart.

"what……"

"Is Haagen-Dazs, don't repeat it, can I still take you to eat now?"

I heard that I finally had to fulfill the agreement. Xiong Yao month exaggeratedly slammed into front of me and inserted the right hand five fingers into the middle of the short hair that was blown by the wind.

"What the **** is that..."

Are you still embarrassed? I haven't called my real name this week. I won't ask you to change your name to Haagen-Dazs in the future.

There are Haagen-Dazs stores everywhere in Beijing and Shanghai. Dongshan City is a small place. I remembered it for a long time, only to think of it inside the Henderson Commercial Building. I just bought Amy DQ ice cream diagonally opposite. It seems that there is also a Haagen-Dazs. Counter.

Asked that Xiong Yaoyue is willing to take a rest for an hour and a half to go to the Henderson Commercial Building near the subway station. Xiong Yaoyue said that she would like to ask her to eat well, and go with me.

It seems that Xiong Yaoyue and the big horn are a martial art. The writing vat is read as a foodie. The long-standing martial art is only a big horn. It is usually sitting in a place for a long time. Xiong Yaoyue moves at the speed of light and eats all the passing stalls without stopping. And because of the huge amount of exercise, it is not fat.

Probably a one-stop journey, Xiong Yaoyue ran completely at the speed of a hundred meters sprint.

Bear, bear classmates, slow down, wait for me, I just finished eating, running so fiercely, it will be no good to run first, don't think about playing with people anytime, anywhere.

In front of the revolving door of Henderson Building, in order to wait for me, Xiong Yaoyue continued to run high in the ground, and wasted his physical strength. At the same time, the two legs under the shorts were seen by men.

Into the commercial building, I found the counter of Haagen-Dazs on the 6th floor, standing in front of the counter, I felt that the saleswoman of the DQ ice cream shop not far behind, stared at us with almost hateful eyes.

Do you not want customers to buy things from competitors, is it to compete for a total turnover of a commercial building, or to gamble with the other party, even if you don’t use the same expression as a woman, so that maybe Some people think that you are my wife, and Xiong Yaoyue is my little three.

If Xiong Yaoyue is a junior, it must be a very conscience, a small three who will save money for others.

After she found that Haagen-Dazs ice cream had increased dramatically, she actually proposed not to eat this.

"Hey." Xiong Yaoyue was extremely dissatisfied with his finger on the counter, as if the opposite male salesman had the right to modify the price.

"How do the Monte Carlo and the Black Forest" rise from 58 yuan to 64 yuan, and my favorite three-ball cup, actually rose from 56 yuan per share. 65 yuan, you grab the money."

Hey, Xiong Yaoyue, who has a bad memory, remembers the price of ice cream so clearly. It seems that this is a must-have skill for eating goods. No matter how low the talent is, you must force yourself to learn.

The saleswoman said a bit slyly:

"The company adjusts the price, I can't help it. Why don't you think about this ‘Love Sea Boat’? It rose from 68 yuan to 70 yuan, and the increase is not too big...”

Xiong Yaoyue grinned. "There is no love between me and him. What is the matter of eating the boat of love sea?"

Ah, although I know what you are telling the truth, don't be so loud, don't say so many people coming and going in this way, this time everyone thinks that I am a poor spare tire, and the goddess in my heart is out as a wallet. Make it.

Xiong Yao thought for a moment, and turned to me and said:

"Let's not eat Haagen-Dazs, go to the opposite DQ, DQ is cheaper."

DQ's saleswoman immediately revealed the world's most beautiful smile, so that you can't feel that you can buy one or two tons of ice cream, I am sorry for the facial nerve that she used to make this smile.

I am very concerned about credit. Since I have promised to ask Hsiao Yao to eat Haagen-Dazs, other brands are not considered by me.

What's more, the Shufuzhe's blessing, the recent online store profits are amazing, I am more generous at hand, and occasionally generous can still afford.

So I vetoed: "No, don't eat DQ, today I only ask you to eat Haagen-Dazs. Do you like the three-ball cup, the salesman, give me that."

The saleswoman at the DQ counter immediately removed her smile and changed her face into a refrigerator. I think if she knows my birth, she might use a wooden man's nail to go home at night, cursing me by a knife and axe. bitter.

As for it, it’s just buying ice cream from your competitors. Last time I bought you with Amy.

Xiong Yaoyue is embarrassed to take a three-ball cup worth 65 yuan.

"Do you not eat yourself, divide your ball."

I shook my head, and I was worried about the last time I ate ice cream to the nose, and the phrase "divide your ball" sounds a bit strange.

Zhang Dazui, let the smooth ice cream gradually dissolve in the mouth, Xiong Yaoyue reveals a simple and satisfying smile of food, at this distance, I can see the little tiger teeth in her mouth.

"I have eaten other people's things again, and I have to spend the rest of my life."

Although I knew that Xiong Yao’s words were frequent in the moon, this sentence still made me feel awkward.

Saying that you are not eating white, it is because I have not fulfilled the duties of the sports committee. I still let you be responsible for collecting sporting goods for everyone. Only then should you apologize for using ice cream. How can you forget the reason yourself? .

"Although it's quite expensive, it's still a three-ball cup."

Xiong Yaoyue commented, I don’t know what she thought of, suddenly she cried and coughed, and the ice cream mixed with the spit star sprayed me.

I ignored the paper towel and wiped my face. Xiong Yaoyue smiled and said:

"The name of the three-ball cup is so wretched, there is one more ball than me."

This... What a strange smile, and you are harassing yourself in your own sexuality.

Then she moved her eyes to my crotch. "You don't like it, you only have two balls, but it's nothing, hahahahaha."

Who is proud, you not only eat my ice cream, but also sexually harass me, you laughed and it was a sleet, I... I have to find some paper towels soon...

I was confused and went to the pocket of the paper towel, I even took out the black silk underwear sealed in the fresh-keeping bag as a paper towel.

Although I immediately put it back, but Xiong Yaoyue's eyes are sharp and close, and she has clearly seen it.

She squatted for a second or two, suddenly smiled and grabbed my shoulder, took me to the inside of the circular corridor, and sat side by side on the aluminum bench.

After eating the remaining ice cream in three mouths, she laughed and patted my thigh, laughing and saying:

"I don't think... I can't think of it, you are not only gay, but also a singer."