I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In the eyes of Auntie, Dad dialed the phone of Director Cao.

"Old Cao, I am having the same troubles as you. Can you help me think about it?"

Director Cao replied very confidently:

"No problem! Take a piece of paper and remember! The best clinic for treating genital warts is at 47 Tonghu Road..."

"It's not genital warts!" In the face of the aunt's face, Dad was almost self-sufficient. "It's an anti-vice! It's because I was blocked by the anti-vice team!"

The phone snorted. "Ye boss, you are not real enough! You didn't go to the foot washing house last time. You ended up playing wild food outside? I told you that the chicken is also about science... ”

Dad hurriedly interrupted before he spit out more rumors: "Not what you think, I am being shackled! In short, you can help me find a way, that, we are the president of HHH, not the hand. Can you ask him to help me out?"

Director Cao hesitated for a while. "In fact, I was arrested by the anti-vice team a few days ago. The president just took me out. I asked him so quickly. It’s a bit too frequent. The president should think that HHH will be a good meeting. It’s all erotic..."

"Crap! He is the president of this association. Don't you know that he is a **** person under his hand!" The dad who accidentally screamed loudly soon regretted the expression of Auntie's smile. "In short, I am in a very awkward situation. You told the president that if he can save me, I will not forget the grace of his old man!"

Director Cao reluctantly sighed. "Okay, okay, I will trouble the president again, but your previous A`V commentary made the president unsatisfied, and you have to change it later."

“Hey? Where is my comment written badly? Is it too literary?”

"That's not there. The president appreciates your literary talents, but ah, you have used a joke that the Korean people have no food to eat. You should stop using it later."

Although Dad did not understand how the irony of North Korea caused the president to be upset, but the situation was urgent, he promised it.

Half an hour later, the deputy captain of the Anti-Violation Brigade knocked on the door and entered the house. He respectfully and apologized to Dad and Auntie, and took all the responsibilities to his own side. Even the loss suffered by the TV station was promised, the whole piece. Things are so unclear.

Auntie did not show her gratitude to her father.

"Hey, is it a friend who used to look for flowers with you?" Sure enough, men are the same! I knew that I would be rescued by such awkward people. I might as well call the old man to recognize the mistake!"

Once again, Auntie gave my salary to Dad and left the increasingly dark night.

In fact, for me who has an online store bank account, the disposable money is far more than 2,000 yuan, so Dad just sent me a text message, congratulations on my first appearance, I hope I will give myself some good things to celebrate. Then save the 2,000 yuan to the bank account.

So in the end, Auntie insisted on handing over the salary of the minor to the guardian. The result was that he was blocked by the anti-vice team and gave birth to a fire.

It will be Monday soon.

Just after the flag-raising ceremony, I saw that Xiong Yaoyue was like a small landlord with a table doll, and he greeted other girls to her.

Xiong Yaoyue cocked his legs and tapped the edge of the table with a steel ruler. "Hey, hey, dolls are big! The number is limited, first come first served! Any girl who wants to call me a 'husband' can pick a doll. what!"

This time the squad leader went to the weekly meeting, no one cares about her, so she has no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys call the king.

At first, no one was willing to go to the collar, but the big horn that was not afraid of fear was gone. When I reached out, I picked a doll of a naughty monkey.

"This is for me!" The big horn finished and turned and wanted to go. As a result, Xiong Yaoyue held her up.

"Hey! Call my husband, call my husband!" Xiong Yaoyue did not rely on the magnifying speaker.

The big horn slammed his mouth. "I am so fat, do you want it?"

"Why don't you! I am the person who opened the harem, fat and thin! You call my husband! You don't call my husband, don't want to take the monkey!"

"Ghosts want you to be a husband! You don't think I am fat, I still think you are black!"

"What's wrong with black? Black is a sign of health! You don't want to call my husband, let me be a husband!"

"It's more disgusting than the original! I just want to take it, how come!"

"You... you are a woman of thin feelings! It turns out that you are close to me just for this monkey..."

"Who is close to you! What kind of poor things you have been thrown away! Let my hands go! You have a thousand knives!"

"Hey? A thousand knives are also an alias for my husband, well, even if you get away with it! Next!"

After the big horn, there are really girls who are greedy and cheap, go to Xiong Yaoyue to pick up the dolls. Everyone picks up what they have said after sticking to the ears of Xiong Yaoyue. It is estimated that they are really called husband, and Xiong Yaoyue has to go to the harem drama. The emperor is like.

Some boys admire the hatred of Xiong Yaoyue and say sourly:

"If I buy a lot of dolls, will the girls call my husband? If the school committee asks me a husband to kiss me again, I will die without regrets!"

The little Lingtong sitting behind him splashed his cold water. "Don't dream, because the bear is a girl, everyone is willing to call her husband, and even if the palace color does not come to the doll!"

I noticed that the turmoil caused by Xiong Yaoyue also made Gong Caicai look back and forth. It seems that there is a little interest in the dolls on the table. However, with her introverted personality, it is impossible to go to the face of Xiong Yaoyue’s husband in the face of the public. So, until the dolls were split, she just looked at her eyes and did nothing.

Results After the first class, Xiong Yaoyue jumped to the palace color table, took out a "pea shooter" doll from the back, and smiled into the hand of Gong Caicai.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ~~~~~ How can I forget my Queen of the Palace? The widow is not a thin emperor! You don't like plants in the color? Hold it, don't thank you!"

Gong Caicai looked at the pea shooter with a strong color in his hand, showing a less natural smile. "This... I like the plants that won't beat people, and I won't... I won't call your husband." of……"

"It doesn't matter!" Xiong Yaoyue patted the small shoulders of Gong Caicai, and each shot made the other party shorter on the table. "The pea shooter is a zombie and not a human! And even if you and I have no husband and wife, Name, there is already a husband and wife, this small gift you do not have to accept it!"

Gong Caicai whispered: "Who, who has a husband and wife... a couple..." said half of the blushing face and could not continue.

Xiao Qin looked in the whole process, but she did not seem to show more interest than the language textbook in her hand.

"Do you not like dolls?" I am a bit strange.

“Like!” Xiaoqin replied immediately. “All the heroines of the girl comics like dolls! How can I not like it!”

As soon as the words turned, he said, "But I only like the dolls that Ye Lin gave me. I just accept the dolls of others. Isn't it a woman with watery poppies?"

Didn’t you say so serious? And if you accept the dolls as a water-based poplar, then don’t you want to be sent to someone else’s Xiong Yaoyue.

"And, I'm thinking about something more important recently..." Xiaoqin fiddled with the pencil in his hand, showing a fascinating look.

"--I think my attribute is too single."

What? Do you think you are a cartoon character? What attributes do you want? Is the red angular triple speed?

"I, except for the childhood sweethearts of Ye Lin, there are almost no attributes that can make people's eyes..."

who said it? Are you not the twenty-fourth generation heir to killing fists? Is such a strong violent attribute not enough to make people's eyes?

"Recently, I have added a few girls to the qq group. Many people have said that the wind has changed. The former nature of the childhood is now a disadvantage. Now the childhood is used to abandon..."

No matter how the style of the girl comics changes, you and my childhood have never left any good impressions on me! This is good for you.

Xiaoqin said, holding a pink fist, "So, I want to add some more attributes for myself! I don't want my character to continue to be thin!"

You are a thin bird! When you use the blackening state to arrogate others, the move is very powerful!

And is the attribute that increases can be added? Do you want to keep your hair long and stick it to the "black long straight" label like the squad leader? But that would make your character's image weaker! If the characters overlap, it is a big failure of the writer. You don't know!

"While, I will not try to change the appearance of the property, so the risk is too great! I have studied the girl comics for so many years and found a quick way!"

"--That is, a special interest and hobby! Painting is also good music! As long as there is one, there will be an attribute equivalent to white !!"

"So the final result of the consideration, I decided to develop some other hobbies outside Ye Lin!"

Hello, I am also a kind of hobby? Still quit me early, I am harmful to the girl's body!

"哼哼哼~~~" Xiaoqin put his mouth behind the textbook and made a sinister laugh. "Since I have watched this many years of girl comics, with so much experience, it is better for me to become a cartoonist from now on!" ”

Stop dreaming! As far as you can draw people into potatoes and carrots, the distance from the cartoonist is farther than the Earth to Pluto!