I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Xiaoqin’s expression seemed to be smashed by the murderous bee, his face suddenly became pale and exaggeratedly shouted:

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

You have only mutated, just grew up a lot compared to childhood! And the hot water poured for a long time is a little bit swelled. Is this at most 50% of the state of charge? Still not the most ugly time of it!

"Foul! Non-human! Some people will die because of this!!"

Xiaoqin covered his head with his hands and screamed like a collapse of the world view.

"No one will die! You haven't seen the little girl in the world!"

I remember that the squad leader saw my 30% version under the bridge, and did not scream like you?

I also regretted this situation, and quickly pulled out the big shorts from the clothes basket between my legs.

"I, I am doing this just to prove that I am not a small mushroom, no other meaning, are you satisfied with this?"

In any case, it is a nominal male and female friend. Actually, the man is the first to be seen by the light. If you think about it, I am suffering!

As if it was a big blow, Xiaoqin slid down the door to the floor, his eyes drifting, his face blushing like a layer of red paint, his chest violently undulating.

"Too, too unscientific! Actually like the one drawn in the comic..."

Which comic? Did you steal the H-face from your desk? There is no such awkward object in the girl comics?

"Because I have seen many awkward faces of girl comics, I know that comics have a lot of exaggerated elements in the style of painting. I didn't expect to see something in comics today..."

Hey, girl cartoons are not only exaggerated in terms of style, but there are also many places in the logic that can't be said. Why do a few high-skilled people fight for the ugly ducklings? It is as if the protagonist in the YY novel releases the tyrant of the king, and the enemy woman will surrender to the city and take the initiative to climb to the bed to undress as unreasonable! I also want to be the kind of actor! I also want to eat a sweet potato and a ring to save the old man and become a peerless master!

Also don't compare me to Japan H! In some cartoons, the exaggeration of male organs has reached the point where it can kill women. I have not reached that level! It’s just that the image of the little mushroom in your heart is too different, so it’s a psychological shock.

Xiaoqin, sitting on the ground, pressed his hand tightly against the skirt and lowered his head and wondered what he was thinking.

She suddenly fought a cold war, and then the cold war spread across the body, almost resonating with the door around her.

His face was red and white, and he tried to bite his teeth several times, but in the end he did not have enough courage.

She grabbed the wrist of her hand and finally calmed herself down.

"I'm sorry." Xiaoqin said to me with regret, "I was a girlfriend who became Ye Lin's girlfriend for two weeks, twelve hours, 48 ​​minutes and six seconds. I originally intended to give Ye Lin a little blessing... ..."

Xiao Qin stood up and swayed, slightly lifting the school uniform skirt, revealing the white thighs above the knees.

I saw Xiao Qin's two legs tied with a pink tulle ribbon, which was tied into a delicate bow, just like a gift wrap.

Xiaoqin showed a grievance: "I obviously have packed myself..."

Want to give me the body as a gift? If this is a "thin ceremony," what is "thickness"? And I am not really a boyfriend, loss you remember this hypocritical time so clearly!

"But, but..." Xiaoqin, who was clearly defined as "lust" by me, did not dare to look at the half-naked me. "Ye Lin is too much!!"

Eh? It’s you who packs yourself, not that I’m small, and it’s also you who force me to undress myself. How can I get overworked for a long time or me?

"Living, actually not discussing with me, I arbitrarily turned my little mushroom into a big mushroom, and evolved my own mushroom into a nuclear mushroom!!"

Why are all examples of Plants vs. Zombies! Last time I installed this game for you to repair your computer, have you been playing at home? Regardless of whether the small mushroom, the big mushroom and the biliary mushroom are used properly, the nuclear mushroom is definitely not appropriate! That thing will grow on the grass for 3 seconds and it will explode! Do you think that I will burst for no reason? Using this method to prevent zombies is too expensive!

And is this kind of thing negotiable? Why don't you discuss it with me and make your chest grow bigger? If you have a third of the palace color, you will pass!

Xiaoqin quickly put the skirt down and blocked it with his hand in front of him. It seemed like I was worried that I would be mad at the animal. How did I do it? Didn’t I still tease me?

"I, I only prepared the little mushroom, I didn't expect Ye Lin to use my strange fertilizer to boost my mushroom... it became a golden mushroom..."

Nima Jinluo is a fertilizer for crops! Can anyone eat it? And because TV commercials are too ridiculous, Kim Min-la has become a joke of netizens, do you mean that my mushrooms are as ridiculous as Kim Jong-il?

Xiaoqin sighed and showed a sad expression.

“Ying Ran told me that the first time I felt like putting carrots in my nostrils, I tried it and the nose bleed...”

Waste food! How about the kind of carrots! Don't always learn bad knowledge from Chen Yingran!

"In the original memory, Ye Lin had only a small mushroom, and I was fortunate for myself. I didn't expect to become such a terrible mushroom!! Are you really a student of Ye Lin? You are not an alien. Drop it!"

You have been dropped by aliens! I am only from thin to strong, you are a little bully from male to female, you are suspected of being out of the package is bigger!

"Total, in short, my heart is a bit messy, have you let me go this evening?"

Eh? Changed to the tone of the request, I did not intend to do anything to you, you are always burning! Seduce me to the last step, suddenly called a pause!

Xiao Qin tweaked to the tip of her toes, making the general girl shy blush, she asked a little worried:

"I won't fire me from my girlfriend's position because I didn't meet Ye Lin."

Although this is also a good excuse to get rid of Xiaoqin, does it seem that I am super lascivious?

Seeing that my face was cloudy and uncertain, Xiaoqin quickly added:

"If, if you have to do this, you can't be abandoned. Then I will bite my teeth for Ye Lin. If you are a carrot or a big mushroom, please come to me! I will definitely come down without a tear!" If the tears flow out, will it not destroy the interest of Ye Lin?"

Is it so evil in your eyes? While pushing you down, I also ordered you to hold back the pain and not cry?

Xiaoqin stood in front of me and stood upright, seemingly waiting for me to announce her fate.

Huh? I am not in the trap of Xiaoqin again? I was so teasing for so long this evening that I was so hot and smoldering that she would run away without paying any price! Take me as a toy to play? Compared with the era of the bully, just changed the gameplay?

Or is this still competing with me? She bet that I dare not make the final step? So why are you playing with me in an unscrupulous manner? - How can there be such a cheap thing!

I hugged my hands on my chest and made a very arrogant expression.

"Hey, I teased me for a long time. Now I want to go if I pat my ass? Are you bullying?"

"Don't you say that you are a gift? You are not saying that you should serve me well after dinner? I would like to see how your girlfriend is serving a boyfriend! Just as a ceremony to swear allegiance to me! Tonight Don't leave! You have received this gift!"

Xiaoqin's face showed a scared expression, and a finger pointed out to me.

Hey, you only have one finger. How do I know if you agree or disagree? Is it machine language, 1 means yes, 0 means no? If you don't talk, it's the default! See how I pack you today! See if I don’t scare you to cry and cry out! Look at me……

Eh? I seem to have forgotten something... I hugged my hands on my chest. Who was helping me with the big shorts that blocked my life? Will not be exposed in front of Xiaoqin again?

Look down at it: okay, didn't fall, hung up.

It’s the root of the life itself that hung up the big shorts! In the face of the girl, fighting up and killing people!

Don't misunderstand! This is not to admit that you are attractive, everything is the altitude sickness caused by low pressure!

Xiao Qin's face swallowed palely, and her eyes with long lashes closed tightly, shaking her head in desperation, and the tears of fear came out from the corner of her eyes.

"Sorry! Ye Lin is really terrible!!"

Xiaoqin Fei also rushed to the door, and even the slippers did not change the schoolbags. I did not want to change the door before I made any reaction.

This... I also said that I am like a comic book. Are you not "tears running" like cartoon characters?