I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Ah, it hurts, you actually attacked suddenly!"

I pouted and saw that the squad leader finally slid down my hair. The short white wolf was sandwiched between the squad's thumb and index finger and almost transparent in the sun.

After being plagued by obsessive-compulsive disorder, the squad leader calmed down and considered what we saw and misunderstood by Gong Caicai.

"Ye Lin, I will talk to Gongcai Cai about what is going on. You better explain it to her. She is mainly afraid of you..."

I sighed. "She saw me seeing a cat like a mouse. I talked to her with all the hard work. How can I make things clear? She is willing to misunderstand and misunderstand! Anyway, it is just an accident, we are Not afraid of shadows..."

I heard that I described the kisses of the two as "accidents". The squad leader frowned and looked very unhappy. He listened to me and said, "I am not afraid of shadows." She hurriedly removed her hands on the desk and returned to normal. Standing posture.

"In short, you can't leave the palace color like this! You see it too. She misunderstood us and was afraid to be like that. If it is not easy to explain..."

I raised one eyebrow. "What will happen? There are philosophers who have smashed it: the explanation is to cover up, the more explanation the more chaotic, the real warrior does not need to explain!"

The squad leader glanced at me, and the meaning was clearly "Don't fight, listen to me!"

"Miyazumi's courage is very small, let her scare herself so much, maybe it will be dangerous!"

"Danger?" I frowned and thought about it. "Don't she really leave a suicide note, crying and hanging up?"

After listening to this possible squad leader, her face showed a bad expression on her face. She turned and wanted to chase in the direction of the palace color escape.

I noticed that the squad leader’s fingers still licked my white hair and said:

"Throw it on the ground! Have you been holding it for a commemoration?"

The squad leader stunned and later realized that I was referring to the hair. She abruptly denied:

"It’s just that the value is just sweeping the ground, I don’t want to stain the ground!” she said, inadvertently plunging her hair into her sports trouser pocket.

"Like this worthless garbage, I will be responsible for throwing it into the trash!"

Then I was afraid that I didn’t believe it and added: “I will throw in the classification of non-recyclable garbage!”

I don't care, the hair that has left the hair follicle is really the same as the garbage - but this white hair is what you exchanged for the first kiss! The price is totally out of proportion! You have made this hair so worthless, isn’t it also demeaning the value of your first kiss in disguise?

It seems that the squad leader who is aware of this at this time has a feeling of resentment and nowhere to vent.

Did you feel that you lost money at this time? Because I am a cheap squad leader, I will treat me as a hateful object, put this hair in a diary, and then write a whole cursed text to mourn the death of my first kiss. Always remind yourself not to forget to wait for revenge on me?

When I think of the hidden shotgun of the squad leader, I can't help but fight.

If the squad leader knows that this is not my first kiss, I kissed Xiaoqin early and used a tongue kiss. She must feel more worthy for herself.

This... Captain, don't shoot! No, it’s the squad leader, don’t hit me with a shotgun! Although the first kiss is gone, I will use other things to apologize! For example, contribute some intelligence in class decision... Ah, no! My intelligence can reach 9 in any case, even if it is reached, it is also a circle with 9. Then, physical strength? I can move things for you at the sports meeting! what? Is this kind of thing as good as me? At that time, I really can't think of how to compensate you, but if you don't give up, my virgins still keep...

Damn it! What do I want?

I feel blushing for my last thoughts, I should be Sparta! I should not have the desire to mate with women at all! Was it because the kidnapping by Pentaxus yesterday made me feel that my life was threatened, and the male instinct suddenly became wanted to leave behind?

When a man is hanged, the tent will be set up below. Is it necessary to let himself live to sow the seeds of life?

After the squad leader followed the corridor to chase the palace, I still sat in the chair and seriously thought about this serious problem.

From the perspective of eugenics, the children born with Shusha should be taller and smarter than the children born by Xiaoqin? If it is a girl, I am fortunate to inherit Shusha's intelligence and my physical ability, and like Shusha hope to go to the police development, maybe it will be a blue and blue, let the criminals frightened the tyrants!

However, the squad leader's family genetic database implies the pseudo-mother gene. If a boy is born and he is on the road to Shu Zhe, I will only accept the failure as a father of the new generation of false mothers.

I couldn’t help but look forward to the future generations of me and Xiaoqin, but I thought that the two of us were born not at all, but the latest bioengineering humanoid self-propelled weapon improved version. This stuff is a big killer! If it is extremely unfortunate to inherit the character of Xiaoqin who likes to bully people, I will definitely bully other children in kindergarten! I am sure that every day my son (daughter) is sent to the small management office! And he (she) won't make a comeback to hit me?

Hereby declare that the above is purely a matter of no chaos, just like the theoretical physicist YY Higgs boson, please don't think that I have the evil desires of both the squad leader and the little celery to have children. I don't need feelings or need to be dragged by the family. I will say, if I have a girl who inherits my sinister eyes, she should not be married.

In the following language class, I did a classroom test. When I answered the reading analysis questions on the paper, there was a paragraph that was “the Empress Dowager Cixi gave him a death.” I did not pay attention to it and regarded the “give death” as "Kicking to death", so I wrote and analyzed:

"The Empress Dowager Cixi estimates that the body is good, it must be exercised regularly, otherwise it will not have such a good foot."

I couldn't stop it when I wrote it, and later combined with the experience of snoring and snoring, I personally stated the trick of killing people alive.

Of course, this volume was approved by the Chinese teacher. Zhang Laotou also let me go to the podium to perform the correct method of kicking the dead, but this is a postscript, not to mention.

It’s coming soon on Thursday. This is the day that Xiaoqin promised to return Optimus Prime to me, but in the classroom, Xiaoqin has been avoiding this matter and she is stupid.

At noon, I saw the squad leader pulling the palace color to the snack street. She should take her to dinner. I don’t know how the squad leader advised her at the dinner table. Anyway, after returning, Gong Caicai would no longer see me. Seeking for mercy, but still looking at me with very weird eyes.

In the twinkling of an eye, it is also the free time between big classes. Because the State Education Commission has rigidly stipulated the minimum daily exercise standards for middle school students, the school also encourages everyone to move their muscles and sweats at this time.

Boys mainly go around basketball and football, girls do everything, like squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue volleyball practice, like the big horn and PHS, in the shade of the trees to preach the gossip to the believers, more common hit Badminton, kicking scorpion, jumping rubber band... Of course, there is no physical exercise like Xiaoqin, for fear of growing muscles, for fear that I will be sun-tanned by the sun, and I will stare at me behind the window in the classroom.

I was on the way to watching Niu Shili's training. I accidentally bumped into walking, as if I had a palace.

She walked along the wall of the school wall, taking a small step in the dim shadows, her face was lingering, and she bounced nervously every other brow, as if something terrible was blocked. On the way to the future, she was shocked.

It’s better to catch up with it sooner. Since I’ve run into it here, I’m going to listen to the squad leader’s words and explain to the Gongcai Cai what happened in the classroom yesterday!

So I called his name: "Miyazumi, wait a minute!"

Just as I heard the black impermanence come to the soul, the palace color suddenly stood still, but the big summer seemed to be in the cold storage.

"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, you, are you looking for me?"

The statement drawn from the mouth of the palace color is like a faulty repeater.

I shook my head helplessly, put my hands in my pockets, and said to her as slowly as possible:

"Miyazumi, don't be afraid, I won't eat you!"

Gong Caicai nodded like a chicken glutinous rice, "Thank you, thank you!" She actually came to such a sentence.

Thank you for not eating me, so thank you? I really think of myself as a sheep, and treat me as a big gray wolf!