I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Year of the grade group?"

Compared with the invitation I invited him to join the team, my proposed strategy for the second (3) class was even more shocking.

"Ye Lin." Niu Shili still calls my name, as if I don't want to admit that I am a qualified body committee. "We didn't win a game at the first school basketball meeting. Do you remember?"

"Remember!" I replied locally.

"The one we lost the most, the girls started to cheer for the three-pointer in the outside class. You won't forget it?"

"I haven't forgotten it! Isn't it just that people who love to see and spend the three-pointer of the flower, Xiao Shaoyi?"

"This Shen Shaoyi is in class 2, and according to the regulations of the school, Liu Ming, a member of the 2nd class team, can also play. If we want to win the championship of the grade group, we must win 2 classes with two school team members. what!"

Who is Liu Ming? Ah, if you think about it carefully, it’s not the point guard Liu Bad Shui! Niu Shili, why do you not call someone else's nickname? Do you know that this way increases the amount of computation for my brain!

"Niu Shili, why do you have the ambition of others to destroy your prestige?" I laughed. "You don't like to compete with me. Do you have to count more people and less?"

Someone in the team whispered: "It's not that you lost!"

I am not angry, but instead pick up his words:

"Yes, the pull-up is that I lost, but I have not lost to the outside class? Niu Shili, if you really like the competition, the basketball field is wide, we are better with the outside class." what?"

I secretly applauded for my eloquence. Recently, I feel that martial arts have not seen it. The ability of the mouth cannon is higher every day. If I am a comic actor, does this mean that I am passing through or have super powers?

I didn’t expect Niu Shili to have no sense of being a supporting actor. I listened to my speech with the tyranny of the king, not only swearing on the ground, but also holding my hands on my chest and chewing twice in my mouth. Said with anger:

"If the game pulls up, whoever does more than wins, if you play with the same team, how can you lose? How do you win?"

The boys are basically afraid that the world will not be chaotic. I will hear that I and Niu Shili will bet, and each one is very interested, and they have put forward their own valuable opinions:

"Whoever scores more than who wins!"

"No! That's too unfair to the cow brother! How long do you want Ye Lin to play basketball?"

"What do you say?"

"Well... Let's get the first class, even if Ye Lin wins, if you don't have the first, you can win it!"

"Hey! Losing you want this kind of bad idea!"

"Quiet - all quiet!"

In the hot discussion, Cao Gonggong yelled at the yin and yang, and everyone was looking at him.

After becoming the focus of attention, Cao Gonggong smugly caressed his stomach, saying slowly:

"Since my master and Niu Shili want to bet in public, don't make a contribution, please don't hesitate to ask everyone to listen, don't laugh."

"That... because my master has outstanding skills, wise and martial arts, and a talented person (everyone hears a black line here), so it is necessary to take a certain handicap for the cow brother to be fair."

"How do you like this? As long as the Niu Shili is on the court, then the scores of the other four people besides my master are all added together. In the end, I use this total score to compare with my master's personal score. Which side is higher? How about winning?"

Cao Gonggong’s words made everyone nod and felt that it was fair to the cows. Of course, the pressure on me was a bit big: one’s score was compared with four people, when I was Jordan!

Someone asked: "Since it is a bet, what do you have to gamble? What do the losers do?"

I just wanted to say according to the original plan: "The losers asked all the team members to eat Jin Hansi barbecue!" I did not expect Cao Gonggong to take the lead and say:

"Do you still ask? The loser drinks Fu Yanjie!"

Woman... Woman, your mother, Yan Jie! That stuff is for people to drink! I organized the basketball team in order to eat delicious food at the squad leader's house. How can I taste the taste of Fu Yan Jie? God knows that the thing is sour is sweet, bitter is salty!

When I heard the name of "Fu Yan Jie", and this thing was actually linked to the mouth, the majority of boys did not feel a cold war.

"Wow, this bet is really big! How much do you have to lose?"

"Of course it's a bottle! It's not too much to drink, it's a big drink!"

There is also a thin monkey-like monk raising hand report:

"I offer sponsorship! My family has a bottle of Fu Yan Jie that has not been opened yet!"

"Good, that's it! Let's wait for Ye Lin to drink Fu Yan Jie!"

"Fu Yan Jie! Fu Yan Jie! Fu Yan Jie!"

The sounds of the boys’ screams are far-reaching, and the squad leader who is training the ball with Xiong Yaoyue is looking at us and frowning.

The brow of Niu Shili is wrinkled into a mess.

"Ye Lin, are you sure you can score more than four people?"

"No." I told Niu Shili half a truth, "But I always feel that even with such conditions, you may not have the courage to participate."

Niu Shili smiled and said loudly: "What's so great! Join us! I will start training today, and you will be sure!"

Everyone was cheering and cheering. Since I was a sports committee, the atmosphere of the physical education class has not been so enthusiastic: Is it still a high expectation for me to drink Fu Yan Jie?

Xu Lijun, You Chen and Sun Yu also said that they would help the cattle to work hard and train, and do their best to let me drink the women's Yan Jie... No, it is to make a historic breakthrough in the second (3) class.

The three of them added the power of the cows. When they heard the password of free activity, they ran to the bottom of the basketball shelf, as if they were full of energy.

Gu Long’s novel once taught me that if a person loses the courage to live, there are only two forces that can cheer him up, that is, love and hate.

Am I taking full advantage of "hate"? But I really don't understand what I did, so I hate it!

In any case, the five basic players are all assembled, and two more substitutes will be found in the next day. The basketball game can be put on the track normally.

Say that I don't want to relax too much. I have to exercise my skills from time to time. The sword of Damocles is very high hanging over my head.

After returning home that night, I couldn’t attend to dinner. I first took Shu Zhe’s two role-playing costumes on the big bedroom bed to the box, and called the courier to send it away.

For those who open the online store, the bad review is terrible. I dare not offend the perverted customer called "Popular Shipper".

As for the clothes that Shu Zhe passed through did not satisfy his "original" needs, he asked him to judge with his nose. Anyway, I didn't have the courage to even smell it.

In addition to the "blood drop" is still booking me "model lady's underwear", finally several normal customers were attracted by Shu Zhe's photos, bought a few ordinary SM props.

It seems that Director Cao’s suggestion is quite reliable! It’s not a bad idea to hire Shuzhe to be a rope model. If I lose the rhythm and sell the “original underwear” to people like blood drops, can I earn more...

Oops, sure enough, in front of 400% of profits, businessmen dare to trample on all human laws! The blood drop is also a regular customer of the online shop. I still don’t want to hang out, persuade him to give up this boring hobby.

While eating the fish-flavored pork rice on the take-out, while staring at the flashing text on the computer screen, another buyer named "Coriander stuffing buns" found me. This ID is very strange to me, it should be new. .

Coriander stuffing buns: "The model lady is very beautiful, which school is it?"

Me: "Sorry pro, I can't reveal personal privacy drops (spit tongue)"

Coriander stuffing buns: "(Dissatisfied) Lord has money! You tell me the model lady's cell phone number! Or you let her go to the base hotel room 1107 on Saturday morning..."

Eh? Base hotel near Dongshan Studios? Your buyer has regarded our full-time model as a call girl!

Coriander stuffing buns: "(Dissatisfied) let her not be pure, when the models are not sold, tell her, as long as the satisfaction of the Lord, and ultimately her benefits ..."

The more I listen to the more mad - you are taking the owner of my happy Valley fun shop as a pimp!

Like this kind of buyer who does not respect others, I don’t hang you in the pit?

So I sent a smile on my face and replied:

“The model lady is very shy. It’s not realistic to go to the hotel for the first time. However, the pro can book the model lady’s underwear!”

Coriander stuffing buns: "Underwear, what underwear? Small pants?"

Me: "Yes! Pro in the online shop, the little pants, you can specify the model lady to wear on the body, then you can put the pants full of girl body in your hand to play 喔!"

Coriander stuffing buns: "Do you mean... plain underwear? Can I specify? It seems quite fun..."

I went on to flatter: "Yes! Which underwear is worn by the model lady every day by the pro, this is a sense of accomplishment!"

Coriander stuffing buns: "Miss model can not only wear one day, I want her to wear at least three days!"

I am sweating, and now there are more and more people in this society.

Me: "No problem, no problem, even if you want to let the model lady wear a week, it's okay, just adjust it slightly on the price..."

Coriander stuffing buns: "Let me think about it, suddenly something is going on, I will find you again the next day."

He finished the line and went offline.

Hey, it’s just that you’re bragging about it. In fact, the amount of guts is very small. Is it scared away by me?

However, I also squeezed a sweat in my heart. If he really booked the original underwear, would I have to wear the women's underwear to let Shu Zhe wear it for a week, and then send the thing out by courier? Just think about the cold hair straight up!