I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Can't be washed off with alcohol!"

Xiaoqin protects the turtle pattern I painted on her arm, as if it was the baby she had found in the Dragon Palace.

"Ye Lin is so hard to leave a treasure on my arm... I, I want to make it a tattoo! I will carry it all my life!"

Have you ever had a turtle in your life? Isn't Kyle, who has a "痔" on his shoulder, a grade? (Speaking of it, Kyle, you kid, don’t just touch my sister on the set, or you will look good!)

"I don't care! I want Ye Lin to stay with me all my life! This little turtle is the incarnation of Ye Lin! The turtle is Ye Lin, and Ye Lin is the turtle..."

You, you are the turtle! Don't be jealous, okay! And you are my girlfriend (temporary), actually I am a tortoise, your position is slightly subtle! What do you want to do to make me green?

"Just, even if you don't make a tattoo, you have to find a way to print it down. It will be passed down from generation to generation!"

Is it a heirloom routine? Is it a turn to have a little turtle? If future generations ask what the meaning of this heirloom is, how can they tell them? Can it be said that this turtle is our family emblem?

Although I think it is shameful for the Japanese royal family to take the chrysanthemum as a family emblem, it is much better than using a turtle to make a family emblem anyway!

The Chinese emperor Nalong’s family badge can be said to be a dragon and grandson, what about me? Let my descendants say that they are turtles and tortoises?

When the bell rang, I immediately ran to the infirmary to borrow half a bottle of medical alcohol. (Chen Yingran is talking about the harm of a junior high school sister about early love. I seriously suspect that Chen Yingran’s real purpose is to let the girls let the boys Give yourself a look, come back and see, the turtle on Xiaoqin’s arm is missing, and Xiaoqin himself is on the desk and can’t move.

"What happened to you?" I held the alcohol bottle and said, "What about the turtle?"

"Oh... I went to my stomach..." Xiaoqin stretched out half of the tongue into an orange tongue, and said with a painful expression, "Because Ye Lin’s classmates want to kill the little turtle, I simply let it I went to my stomach to take refuge... So the turtle of Ye Lin’s classmates will be integrated with me and will never be separated!”

Can you actually get rid of the handwriting of the marker? Your tongue is barbed! Are you a cat? Think carefully about the kiss with Xiao Qin's tongue... It seems that there is no barb, it is very soft and smooth! How much effort did you spend in order to get rid of the turtle that was drawn with a marker? Your arm is red, you won't be ruining your skin!

"Ye Lin, my stomach hurts..."

Xiao Qin reported to me miserably.

nonsense! You have eaten the ink of the marker to your stomach. Can you have a stomachache? I heard that the ink is lead-containing! Fortunately, I just hooked the outline of the tortoise. If I paint the turtle shell completely, wouldn't you die of lead poisoning?

Xiaoqin, who felt strong abdominal pain, barely squeezed a smile on her face.

"No, it doesn't matter... I can die as the girlfriend of Ye Lin, I don't have much regret... just, I just hope that you can come to see me and the turtle during the Ching Ming Festival..."

Has Nima given the turtle a name? And I went to see you still have the feelings, I went to see the turtle is what kind of! What is the relationship between me and the tortoise!

"... As for the days outside the Ching Ming Festival, I will go to see you with the turtles..."

How come to see me? Noisy, haunted! It’s been too much for your ghost to stay with me. I don’t want to have a hovering turtle on my head!

Speaking of the fact that Xiao Qin’s eyes are closed and his breathing is getting shallower, how to look is the rhythm of the upcoming breath.

Although I think that more than 70% of Xiaoqin may be pretending, I can't afford this risk (such as letting a brain-dead girl and a turtle become my guardian spirit), so I will start ringing regardless of the class bell. Celery picked up from the seat.

"What happened to Xiaoqin?" Seeing Xiaoqin painfully closing his eyes, the squad leader asked in surprise.

"I have a stomachache after eating something that is not clean!" I hurriedly replied, "I am sending her to the infirmary now!"

The squad leader hesitated for a moment. "Or let me send Xiaoqin. The school rules prohibit sending the opposite **** to the infirmary. It will let our class be deducted!"

There is still no time to divide the work! Xiaoqin is now a living person who makes my home uneasy every day. If she becomes a ghost, she must not make me three souls to go out!

So I threw a squad to the squad leader, "Help us to ask the teacher for a vacation!" Then she sang "The unconscious" Xiaoqin out of the classroom door.

After coming to the hallway, I took a little two steps with Xiaoqin, and suddenly felt all kinds of discomfort - a tall person who was a short person was very easy to backache, not to mention Xiaoqin now almost two feet are completely motionless. Let me drag on the ground?

Some people outside the class seem to look at us like jokes.

What catches your eyes! I am on the mobile sick number! Could it be that you thought I was kidnapping her?

One of the most annoying things in my life is to be seen as a joke, and Xiaoqin seems to have completely lost consciousness, as long as I let go, I will fall on the floor. So I gritted my teeth and hugged Xiaoqin.

You didn't guess wrong, just put one hand on her back and one hand on her knee, the legendary "Princess Hold" is also.

Ah, this is more labor-saving! My waist is finally straight! Onlookers of lower animals, this time you should understand that I am moving the sick number!

Eh? Not only did I not understand my behavior of helping the poor, but I came over and clamored for a good one. Instead, I panicked and ran away! I can faintly hear the words "kidnapping", "sleeping pills", and "poor" which make me deeply disturbed!

Is it an illusion? Why do I see Xiao Qin’s mouth screaming like a smile! But as soon as I noticed it, I immediately disappeared and changed into a painful look!

This is the end of the matter. I am holding a small celery with no bones in my arms, and I started a difficult journey in the corridor.

No, holding the little celery itself is not difficult at all. Her weight is not as good as the sandbag I practiced punching. What makes me feel difficult is the astounding and skeptical look of everyone.

Bastard! Can't lose! Give me a big chest and look up and cross the Yalu River! I am only learning Lei Feng to do good things, I don’t have to be shy about it! There is no illegal relationship between me and Xiaoqin that violates the school rules!

The curious classmates and the teacher stared at the road. Although they were afraid of my reputation, they didn't dare to ask or block, but the public exhibition made my face blush to the neck.

My forehead is hot! My heart beats fast! Is it right if I am sick?

When I was down the stairs, I was very careful not to fall down with both of them. Xiaoqin seemed to be unconsciously wrapped around my neck with one hand.

I once again suspected that she was pretending, but her soft body, light breathing, and slight brows were unbearable. In the end, I was half worried, and half of it was self-defeating and took her to the infirmary.

Seeing that I was holding Xiaoqin and knocking open the door, Chen Yingran first glimpsed and then sneered and asked:

"What happened to your young couple? Do you want to use my infirmary as an hour room?"

I am very angry that Xiao Qin is in a coma, she is still making such a joke.

"You are enough for a female hooligan! I am taking a little celery to see a doctor!"

“Seeing a doctor?” Chen Yingran seems to have heard something particularly interesting. “Your face is so red, I thought it was you who couldn’t help it!”

When I put Xiao Qinping on the hospital bed, Xiao Qin seemed to be unwilling to let go of the arm around my neck and resisted a little.

With all sorts of disappointments, she finally realized that the princess's welfare time had ended, and she had to roll from my hands to the bed sadly, and then continued to be a coma.

By this time, I have basically judged that most of the symptoms of Xiaoqin are loaded, but the harm of eating ink is still not enough.

"Abdominal pain? Have you eaten dirty things?" Chen Yingran asked in a half-hearted manner, "What did you eat like this?"

"Eat a turtle... No, it is a lot of ink for a marker! Will lead poisoning?"

"Lead poisoning?" Chen Yingran used the medical record folder as a fan to fan himself, and the translucent waist gown in Bai Dazhao highlighted a very exaggerated line of business.

"How can lead poisoning? You think the human body is too fragile! Not Americans, we have eaten the periodic table of the Chinese 1.3 billion compatriots, and the lead in the stalls sold earlier is higher than this! ”

"Ah? Is it true that you can eat whatever you have with lead?"

"Well... it’s not true. After all, it’s heavy metal. If you are worried, let Xiaoqin drink some milk and neutralize it!”

I reached into my trouser pocket and went to find my wallet. I wanted to see if I could go to the canteen to buy some milk. Unexpectedly, Chen Yingran smiled at me:

"Don't solve the belt! I am not talking about your own 'milk'!"

Who is the belt of the pants! Which of your eyes saw my waistband! Sure enough, in the eyes of impure people, everything in the world will become impure!

When I bought two boxes of milk and returned, I heard a joke inside the door of the infirmary.

"...when you are dead, he believes? He is really simple!"

"I didn't expect Ye Lin's classmates to really hold me, Yingran sister, I seem to have a fever!"

"You are too excited, do you want to sedative? I often give myself a shot after the physical examination of the boys..."

Bastard! Sure enough, I lie to me! I can't wait, I can't wait to stand outside the door and drink the two boxes of milk! If it is not the strawberry taste that I hate the most, I will definitely leave it to you!