I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Dad turned back to me and turned to me:

"Xiaolin, you have to pay attention to safety at home. You know where the cash and bank cards are. Don't starve yourself. If you want to eat, I will ask Director Cao to take care of you..."

What are you doing for him? Anyway, he will only ponder and trick me into making A film! Is it difficult for you to become a star of A and then to speak for adult products at home?

Regardless of the three seven twenty-one, I pushed my father out of the house, and the neighbors passing by thought that there was a family tragedy in our family.

A big aunt said to his own friend: "Is there any news? In a family where a wife died, the little boy learned Japanese ghosts to play pseudonyms. His father discovered that the son of the women’s dress was very similar to the wife who died. One did not hold back. The son gave a strong storm..."

Ma Youshou, who squinted his eyes, sighed: "This is really miserable, it’s too bad! But what happened to the old Ye family? Why are you desperately trying to catch your father? Is there something similar?"

Daxie and Ma You carefully looked at my looks for a second, then came to the conclusion that his father's taste is really heavy!

After ignoring the gossip of Ba Po, and looking at the window outside the dad to take a taxi and drifting away, I am full of chests in the living room to practice a set of military boxing, and then began to check the refrigerator, check the computer Ali Wangwang's message, check the books to be brought to school tomorrow, charge the phone, and prepare for the upcoming month of living alone.

Although it may contain the meaning of escape, but Dad can cheer up, it is more important to me than anything else.

In general, I am an atheist, but whenever I see my father getting drunk, I am heartbroken and don't want to disturb me in the study room, I can't help but silently tell a **** I don't know the name. prayer:

——I hope to have a mother who loves my father, as long as she can love my unrequited dad, even if she doesn't love me, it doesn't matter.

Although I am an atheist, but too old Laojun Guanyin Bodhisattva God God Superman Batman...you who have fulfilled my wish I believe, I am true.

On Monday, sunny Monday, students are reluctant to go to school. The Monday when office workers want to commit suicide is a new day for me. Although I rarely see Dad in the next month, I know. He and I are fighting at the ends of the city.

This thought made me excited.

Xiaoqin didn't buy a yellow-frozen mobile phone with the same model as me. She brought a shell-type flip phone to the school. In addition to the stylish and cute appearance, the digital function was very poor, and the network could not go up.

The first contact in her electronic address book was me, and the name turned out to be a very uncomfortable half sentence "Ye Lin is full of love."

If I write this, once I contact her, the mobile phone screen will display: "Ye Lin students call me with love", "Ye Lin classmates sent a message with love", even if I take the trouble to shield She, the phone will also show "Ye Lin classmates shielded you with love", are you playing this idea?

The **** will give me a normal point! When you are doing this kind of behavior and reeling YY goddess, such as the pet hospital’s Xiao Ding playing the Three Kingdoms 9 , what is the essential difference between the names of the girls who have been secretly in love before landing?

"Hey, what is your mobile number? You should remember this time?"

Regardless of the consideration, Xiaoqin’s mobile phone number must be recorded. As early as the philosopher said: Understanding the enemy is more important than knowing friends.

Obviously, I can call me directly and let me see that the electric display shows that Xiao Qin has put on a cartoon postcard with a mobile phone number in her hands and smiled at me:

"When Ye Lin gave me the number last time, it was written on paper. Of course, I have to write on paper and keep up with Ye Lin!"

Synchronize a bird! I use the torn down draft paper to write it casually! The bad words of the paper are even worse. After Wang Haozhi’s reading, he will be angry and commit suicide! What is your point of synchronization with me? The font of your work, written on a postcard in the shape of a kitten, is full of malicious and cute tune!

"If you don't give up, I hope that Ye Lin can bring this kitten home and adopt it..."

Cat? Where is the cat? It’s just a postcard in the shape of a kitten. Run here to pretend to be an organic life! Do you think that I will treat everything I get from me as a heirloom like you?

If that is the case, my children and grandchildren will definitely check out my relics and comment:

"These evidences show that our once great-grandfather Ye Lin was a very boring person. It was a shame for me to be born as his descendants. It is better to find the lake where Wang Hao’s suicide just happened. One piece has jumped for one hundred!"

For my children and grandchildren not to look for short-sightedness, after entering the number of Xiaoqin into the mobile phone, I immediately dropped the postcard with the lost value to the ground and slammed it on the ground.

"A fool will keep this stuff!"

"呜呜呜~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~, the kitten was trampled to death by Ye Lin!"

Because the cat-shaped postcard was stepped on my feet, Xiaoqin made a tearful cry at the side, but the light thunder did not rain, purely to quarrel my ears.

After I became a sports committee, there was no obvious improvement in the popularity. Therefore, the classmates in the class are still characters. I am doing the daily task of bullying Xiaoqin. The squad leader who originally helped the big horn to explain the math problems was also alarmed.

The sensational news that "Ye Lin's classmates stepped on the dead cat" caused the squad leader to be shocked. At a certain moment, she had a terrible expression on her face that was not enough for her death. After figuring out that Xiaoqin was referring to a cat-shaped postcard. She only took a deep breath.

What the hell! Will you be sentenced to death for stepping on a dead cat? Justice of the Devil Your law is slightly harsh! Is it not only the super-cat-controlled Egyptians who have done this for the cat? Do you want to drive back in history! Because you are connected to cats and dogs, it is a luxury, so people who kill cats and dogs can never become friends with you.

If you can't be friends, you can become a younger brother! Your brother plays a very important role in the criminal gang that steals dogs and sells dogs! If you know this, you will vomit blood directly!

In order not to let the squad leader accuse me of littering the waste paper, I picked up the postcard under my feet and clipped it into the history textbook with the footprints above.

Just sandwich the part of Egyptian history, who makes them like cats?

I wonder if it is to continue the "I am more staying" plan, Xiaoqin took out a postcard, there is a kitten shape and a puppy shape, she wrote her mobile phone number seriously, intends to distribute it to the monitor and the big Speakers those people.

Seeing the postcard of the cat and dog of Xiaoqin, the squad leader’s face was red, and the words of the squadron were screaming:

"That, Xiaoqin, the postcard I wrote to me, can I change it to a puppy?"

In the face of choice, I chose the dog without hesitation! The Egyptians are crying! Compared to a full-time selling cat (now not even caught by a mouse), do you still like a dog who is loyal, can look at the nursing home, and smack the drug?

In order to be able to play the unpredictable natural stay in front of the squad leader, Xiao Qin not only satisfied the requirements of the squad leader, but also gave nearly half of the cat and dog postcards to the squad leader.

“It’s all the souvenirs that my mother got at the martial arts seminar. If you like the class leader, I still have a cockroach at home!”

Accidentally got a lot of cats and dogs (although just postcards), the squad leader has been stunned and forgot how to express his overwhelming gratitude.

I wonder if she remembered that the big horn had repeatedly smacked herself in the name of the innocent newspaper, so she shorted her brain and learned how to watch the big horn from behind, holding the little celery, without warning on the cheek of Xiaoqin. Scented a bit.

"Little Qin, you are so good to me!"

How is the squad leader's kiss worth a few postcards? I have touched the real dog twice before and after (thanks to Obama for his selfless dedication), why not see you tell me!

And Xiao Qin is obviously scared by you! She just pretended to be good to you in order to show that she was very staying! You suddenly kissed her, she was not prepared to be blushing!

After that, the squad leader who calmed down also felt that he was not doing well. However, since both of them were girls, they did not violate the "100 intimate contact between boys and girls", so they did not care too much.

However, the picture of her kissing Xiaoqin was seen in my eyes, making her feel awkward.

Hey, you don't want me to be awkward! If I ran to your side to go to the face of Niu Niu, what do you think?

"The squad leader is too greedy! Not only want to attack Ye Lin, but also want to Raider me?"

When doing eye exercises, Xiaoqin didn't do well, but instead made an angry cry.

"Ye Lin, my face is given to the squad leader, you will not dislike me?"

"..."

"As your girlfriend, I was kissed by another person. I feel that my body is defiled, my heart hurts..."

"..."

"If you want to come and think, you can only ask Ye Lin to take a bite in the same place and disinfect it for me! Please give me the holy saliva of Ye Lin!"

Xiaoqin sent me an invitation very sincerely, pointing to her red cheeks, "Kiss here pro!"

Kiss your sister! That is not just not kissing you, but also indirectly kissing you and the squad leader! I remember that the indirect kissing props are all plastic bottles of green tea and black tea. When I have luxury, I can use live girls as indirect kissing props!

But for a moment, I really want to try it on my own. Isn't that the equivalent of kissing two girls at once? Ah, I am really evil.

I don't know if it has anything to do with the evil thoughts in my heart. In the Chinese class of Zhang Laotou, I and the squad leader were also called to the front of the blackboard to dictate ancient poetry.