I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The film and television city on the outskirts covers an area of ​​more than 1,600 mu. It cost more than one billion yuan. It was borrowed by the mayor of the city, East Norse, and issued a lottery ticket among the citizens to make this magnificent movie city finally pull out. From the ground up, it has become one of the few tourist attractions and stable sources of income that Dongshan City can take.

However, it is a pity that the hard-working mayor still waited until the film and television city was built, because his second wife was forced to dismount in Weibo, so that the successor new mayor had a cheap ready-made. Now, some elderly people in Dongshan City, when they talk about the mayor’s coming, always sigh twice and feel worthless for him:

"What kind of package is the second `milk of the film and television college? If you can bear it, maybe you can have a chores in the center!"

"Yeah, yeah, this new mayor is enjoying the success. The annual economic growth rate of 7.1% is eagerly reported to the top... But I heard that he has a good idea of ​​the relationship between men and women, even if he has a good relationship. Watches are not dare to wear!"

There is also a gossip saying: The incumbent mayor had experience in facing a sinister environment because of his military origin. Therefore, the state is prepared to let him take sins and send him to the African hinterland to grab the diamonds with the anti-government guerrillas. It is true or false.

All in all, this Dongshan Film and Television City, which covers film and television shooting bases and tourist attractions, and has all kinds of nightclubs in hotels and guesthouses, is full of grandeur, drowsiness, wealth, and waste. It is in line with the wishes of domestic and foreign crews.

After coming out of the subway, Xiaoqin took me to the entrance of the film and television shooting base C. I showed my relevant personnel ID to a young guard. After registering my name, I finally succeeded in taking me. Into the base.

Because Dongshan Studios is mainly based on ancient architectural styles, I thought that the filming was absolutely a lot of costume dramas. I didn't expect to walk on the bluestone carved pavement at the foot. More than 90% of the two sides were shooting anti-Japanese dramas.

On the upstairs of a Ming Dynasty-style Tucheng, an Eighth Route Army soldier screamed with a gold wire big ring knife: "Return my river mountain!" More than twenty devils across his face were like a dumpling from the city. He fell down and didn't know if he had sent a turtle qigong or a slap in the palm of his hand.

There is a depressing devil (and I know that he is really Japanese) is being reprimanded by the Chinese director of the big belly: "You are not like a Japanese devil! You have to be a bit more fierce!

I was so dead, this big belly director saw me passing by, and immediately turned to me and ran two steps to me. Because he was too fat, he only sweated after two steps and had to say hello to me.

"Hey! Which actor is you from?" Interested in coming to a young devil? We have a scene of burning and killing..."

I was almost mad at him to vomit blood.

Is it true that my face is so fierce that even China will not accept me and must be exiled to the side of the Japanese devil?

I gritted my teeth and showed my attitude of rejection, but the director was not angry, just shook his head and expressed regret, and more severely reprimanded the Japanese actor:

"I saw no! The expression of the people is the real devil! It fully demonstrates the inferiority of the savage and bloodthirsty of the Yamato ethnicity distorted by militarism! You should learn quickly! Don't be proud of your own Japanese fluency! Say your role is If there are still three episodes, then it’s damn? If your performance is always so tepid, the next job can’t be found!”

I saw a 12-seat electric car every 5 minutes on the inner ring road. I noticed that Xiaoqin deliberately took me on a walk and wanted to stay alone with me for a while.

"That... Ye Lin, can your mobile phone borrow me to look at it? I won't read your text message. I just look at the shape... can I?"

Xiao Cani asked uncomfortably.

I know that Xiaoqin wants to buy the same couple machine with me, but this cottage is not easily available to people on Earth, so I assuredly lend her phone to her.

Xiao Qin found that she wanted to hold this "Yellow Wind" mobile phone, at least her two hands were needed.

And because the screen is too large, the spacing of the virtual buttons is too large, and with the length of the thumb of Xiaoqin, it is impossible to dial normally.

Xiaoqin sighed sadly, and the grievances contained in it were two meters deeper than the Taohuatan water.

"Possibly... Maybe I can't use the same mobile phone with Ye Lin. The internet can't find the same, and my mother bought the mobile phone for me. It's just because Ye Lin didn't, so I don't want to use it alone. And... It seems that I can only use the unopened mobile phone that my mother bought for me before. It’s a pity...”

Actually, I still have the same mobile phone at home, and I want to buy the same with me. You can keep the so-called "synchronization rate" with me everywhere. What benefits can you get?

"Oh! Right, it's better to lose my mobile number to Ye Lin's address book!"

I didn't have time to stop it. Xiaoqin clicked on the address book icon on the mobile phone's desktop. Fortunately, there is only one item in the address book of my address book. The phone number that the squad leader gave me last time has not been able to enter it. It seems that This English workbook falls on the school desk?

Xiao Qin saw my empty address book, could not conceal the excitement of the heart, and immediately began editing his own entries.

I saw that with her clumsy typing technique, there was such a line behind the "contact name": the most dearest wife...

Who is your wife? You hope that every time you call, the "Caller" column shows "The dearest wife call"? You want to carry out a long-term submerged brainwashing attack on me! And why was it very happy when I entered my name, and it was the turn of my face when I entered the phone number! Forgot your phone number? If there is no phone number, can I just dial "the dearest wife" and automatically transfer it to your mobile phone? China Mobile is your home!

I saw Xiaoqin racking his brain for 5 or 6 minutes. He couldn’t think of his mobile phone number. He took my mobile phone from Xiaoqin’s hand and pressed the “Cancel” button in Xiaoqin’s scream. The murder of "the dearest wife" was killed in the cradle.

"Wait until you think of the phone number and say it!" I took my phone back into my trouser pocket. Xiaoqin wanted to hold my arm. I thought that I might be seen by Auntie, and she refused her righteously:

"I saw so many revolutionary martyrs throwing their heads in order to resist the Japanese aggressors. Do you still have the feelings of Qingqing and me, do you care about your children?"

Xiaoqin grievances and screamed, "What is the relationship between the Japanese invaders and the arms of my classmates?" And these crews are not filming martial arts films! I can see them killing Japan every time. Devil!"

And Xiaoqin continued the conversation without nutrition. I finally came to the scene of the "Magic Legend", let me burst into tears, all the way to see, actually only this American film can let me find a little " The feeling of Chinese costume drama.

At about 9 o'clock in the morning, four or fifty people present were filming a scene of the palace. The empty square in front of the temple was completely paved with white marble carved by dragons. It can be seen that it mimicked the Forbidden City in Beijing. Style, full of royal weather.

A pair of masonry warriors with a full body armor are waiting in the middle of a temporary build-up, about half a meter high mud brick wall, with various props in their hands ready to play.

Although in the sun these warriors are golden and the armor is beautiful and luxurious, but anyone can see at a glance that they are just dragons and squadrons. In the play, it is probably the existence of the imperial guards, and it will definitely be easily played by the protagonist or BOSS. Dry over.

The evidence is: The starring hasn't arrived yet. They are like a military posture. They are straight and straight. Even if they fall on the tip of their noses, they don't dare to wave their hands. For fear of getting the director or other people dissatisfied, change them. .

It’s really a dragon actor who doesn’t have human rights. I’ve heard about it before. Although the Americans in the crew of “The Legend of Magic” account for half of the Americans, but because the funders are Americans, most of the actors in China’s actors are Locally hired to play the dragon, and the hard requirement is to pass the English level, because the crew can only use English when communicating.

The twelve gold armored warriors who are standing opposite the set wall, do not have to ask my fellow countrymen? Actually let my compatriots stand under the sun, these American capitalists are really hateful!

I was looking around and looking for where Amy was, but I saw Auntie coming over to me and Xiaoqin.