I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In fact, I am a little cold.

Tracing back to the source, this thing still has to blame Xiao Qin.

After I finished basketball at noon yesterday, I found that Xiao Qin was wearing my sports jacket and slept very sweetly on my desk.

Her soft face, her soft breath, the cheeks that are slightly reddened by happiness, reminds me of the cat that was once raised by my grandparents, and I can’t help but want to shave her with her fingers. Small nose.

But I resisted not doing that. This class was temporarily changed from chemistry to self-study. I just happened to be able to run the online store with my mobile phone.

If you wake up Xiao Qin, I don't want to be clean.

In addition, I remember that she kept snoring at noon. Who knows if she will continue to fight after waking up?

So this sports jacket will lend her a pillow for the time being. Don't misunderstand. I am not because she slept too much and couldn't bear to wake her up, just simply don't want to be disturbed by her.

As a result, I felt a little cold after wearing a black vest because I had a lot of sweat after playing basketball.

But this does not stop me from going to Dongshan Lake every morning to run, and to practice boxing with my father.

Today's weather is not wrong, quite windy and beautiful, the father sits on a bench by the lake, with a large volume of radio next to him.

"...Because the Korean Workers’ Party’s propaganda page was attacked by American hackers, Kim Jong-un said that he would retaliate against South Korea...”

Although the father always carries a radio on weekdays, there are very few such loud voices as they are today.

I shouted at the scorpion to the old man: "Father, the radio is so big, I can't hear you talking!"

The old man pointed to the grove 20 meters away from me. "It doesn't matter if you can't hear clearly, just don't let the person who follows you hear it clearly."

I was taken aback and suddenly looked back. I found a man in a gray trench coat hiding in the shadow of the grove. It was sneaky and I hid as soon as I saw it.

Is this... a private detective? Look at his age of thirty or forty, and keep a moustache like Maori Kogoro in "Detective Conan". He walked quietly. I didn't find it for so long. (It may be that I caught a cold and distracted.) If it is not the reminder of the old man, I don’t know when I will keep track of me!

It is said that most of the private detectives in China are not investigating large sums of milk or looking for debtors. I am not the third of the others. What kind of trouble do you track me?

Is it... was hired by Ai Shuqiao to investigate me? Because although she is biologically mother and child, she does not know anything about her son, so I have to investigate me before launching an attack. Is it to know ourselves and know each other?

A little look down on me! How does this private detective look like someone who will advertise in the newspapers, and their advertisements must be placed under the advertisement of "Old Chinese Medicine for Sexually Transmitted Diseases"? Even if you want to investigate me, you should hire a Conan or Jintian-level detective. This guy who looks like Maori Kogoo doesn't look smart!

"Do you know why he wants to follow you?" The old man spoke in full swing, and even made it clear to me under the influence of the noise of the radio.

I don't want to explain to the father the tragedy that happened in my family, so I lied that it was just an ordinary enemy.

"How come the hatred?" Father asked, not waiting for me to answer and said coldly: "If you have committed a sinister thing, don't think that I can help you - people who have daughters are the most taboo, and martial arts. The minimum standard for people must also be defensive, do you know?"

Father, you really don't trust me! I look so much like a flower thief? If the verification is that I am ruining someone’s daughter, would you clean up the portal for me? Although these days, we do not have the name of mentoring, but it is also a bit of apprenticeship. You doubt me so much, I am so sad, I have to cry and scream...

Oh, although I didn't really cry, but it was really hooligan, I quickly took out the paper towel and licked my nose.

Because the noise of the radio is too loud, I don’t have the darling to breathe, so I can only swear back:

"I didn't do anything about sinfulness! The reason why I hate others is because..." I suddenly remembered that I had just sent 瞎B and Zhao Guangtou to the hospital, and then said: "Because others want to do sinful things, I follow Father, your teaching has stopped them, and they hate to plan to retaliate against me!"

It’s not a lie, but the saying of “keeping the right to sue” is definitely the first time that my father told me today that if he thinks about it, he will be clear that the so-called “obeying the teachings” is completely nonsense.

But I discovered a long time ago that this old man is very unconcerned, especially likes others to hold him. He listened to me saying so many good words, his face showed a happy expression that could not be concealed, while he squatted down the five willows. Long, I nodded slightly as I rushed.

"Good! This is almost the same! Do you have a mobile phone?"

Eh? Father, your thinking jumps slightly faster! Suddenly asked if I have a mobile phone. Is this because I have to reward me for doing what I am doing? However, I already have a very strong yellow wind blame mobile phone. Instead of giving me a spare mobile phone, it is better to teach me the yin and yang in the yin and yang!

After asking if I have a mobile phone, my grandfather said, "Do you have a video recording function on your mobile phone? Wait a minute, you will prepare the video function, and then continue to run around Dongshan Lake, but don't run too fast, don't run too far. Wait until you hear me screaming behind me and immediately turn to the video! Know it!"

Eh? With your hard work, it is easy to take a private detective down. Why are you screaming! And I have to record the process... What medicine is sold in this gourd?

"Don't worry about what medicine I am selling! Let's videotape you and video, what's the cost!" The old man blows his beard and blinks, I have to do what he said.

I began to pretend that after the running, the old man was still screaming at the back: "When you will move your eyes! The lighter will make a bright spot! Study hard, I can have a kung fu inside!"

What kind of effort? The screaming effort? If you want to learn screams, there are some masters in Dad’s hard drive! From the unconstrained European and American "Fakmi" to the Japanese "Yamen Butterfly", whether it is a heavy taste or a small fresh, you can listen to the impression of the tiger. !

Who wants to listen to the 80-year-old man screaming! This taste is second only to the 80-year-old grandmother!

As I ran forward, I looked behind me with the corner of my eye, and I was not at ease with what the Father wanted to do.

Of course, I have not forgotten to hold my yellow-frozen mobile phone. This mobile phone has a one-touch video function. It may be convenient to steal when you design it. There is no sound prompt for the video recording. It seems that the cottage has a cottage. benefit.

I just ran a few steps, and the private detective hiding behind the grove came out. He also mentioned the trousers and pretended to urinate after the woods to ease the suspicions of others.

The old man turned off the radio, sat up on the bench and licked his waist and legs, and started to start... The tenth set of broadcast gymnastics.

Father, you are enough! You are an 80-year-old old man who does 18-year-old teenagers do not do broadcast gymnastics, and the sense of violation is 200%! The private detective has also been shocked by you, and the expression is unnaturally wanting to circumvent you!

I saw that when I was late, when my father did "swimming", suddenly the arm lost its balance, and a squat hit the private detective. The private detective could not escape and was hit hard. On the shoulder, he got back half a step.

At this time, things that did not conform to the laws of physics occurred. The solid body of the old man flew back like a piece of paper in the wind, with the screams of the father killing the chicken:

"Damn!!"

This fake "Oops" is like the singing of a Beijing opera. The old man slammed his back and landed. In the eyes of outsiders, he must have reached the back of his head. He is not dead or disabled, but in my opinion, he finds that the father is fully utilized. With the strength of the muscles, he fell on the concrete floor as if it were on the spring mattress.

I know this. Private detectives don't know. He used to have all his thoughts on me. Suddenly he saw an old man who had to send all the whites in front of himself. He was at a loss, and he didn't have time to react.

The old man lay on the ground and made a serious injury. He screamed and screamed: "--Crashing people! Killing my old bones! Don't leave, take me to the hospital!"

He froze at me and reminded me not to forget the video, while the private detectives were squinting and slanting.

I immediately figured out the plan of the father, and I couldn’t smile.

This is "touching porcelain"! Are you a martial arts master who actually learns the lawless people to touch the porcelain? Also let me record a good evidence card?

However, the private detective looked shocked and I looked very satisfied. I couldn’t help but walked back with my mobile phone and sang a double spring with my father.

I said to the private detective: "Oh, you can put on a big deal!"