I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

My ultra-powerful, super-large, super-horsepower "Yellow Wind" mobile phone is also an ordinary mortal can buy, ordinary mortal can master?

So I am not worried that Xiao Qin can use it as a couple machine with me, and with her little hand, it is impossible to hold the body with one hand.

She asked me my mobile phone number, but I have no reason not to tell her. Anyway, even if I buy a mobile phone card now, I can't use a couple number.

But he can't be cheaper, otherwise she would think that it is a matter of course to enjoy the question and answer treatment here.

So, I said to Xiaoqin who is ready for pen and paper and looks forward to it:

"Learn a dog! Tell me when you learn a dog!"

"Wang, Wang!"

The girl in the flower season did not hesitate to learn the barking, and also picked up a hand and imitated the action of shaving with dog paws on the exercise book.

It’s a shame! Don't you want a human phone number for a phone number? I see the rhubarb of the neighbor's house is more fun than you! It does not eat the bones given by strangers!

However, contempt for contempt, I speak and count, the phone number is still to be given.

When Xiao Qin took over the handwritten phone number, she liked the lottery with joy.

"This will be left as a heirloom..."

I rushed to the past and snatched it, but Xiao Qin dexterously avoided.

"Everyone is learning dog barking!" Xiaoqin hid the phone number behind him, and his eyes were full of grievances.

At this time, some customers sent a message, and I concentrated on answering the other party's questions. I didn't continue playing with Xiaoqin.

It is a customer who is interested in the condom products on the shelf. The ID is very strange. Maybe it is the first time to come to our store.

Although condoms are not worth a few dollars, leaving a good first impression on new customers is the first step to making him a repeat customer.

So I greeted this seemingly virgin customer, and he asked me over and over:

"Which kind of TT is easy for a girlfriend to climax?"

I think the key is not TT, but what is inside TT? However, in business negotiations, exaggerating the effectiveness of their products is their job.

“I recommend the two designs of floating point and thread, which will make your performance in bed be awesome.”

Xiaoqin saw that I was typing fast with my mobile phone, and I was curious what I was doing.

"What are you playing with Ye Lin? Show me how good?"

"not good!"

I talked with the customer about the TT experience, can you see it? Although you probably already know what our family is doing, but the specific rumors when I saw my customer service, it is still a shame!

"Don't look at it! I... I'm doing business! The girl's family will see this kind of thing with a long eye!"

“Why is the business of Ye Lin’s classmates making the girl’s eyes long?”

Xiaoqin slightly tilted his head and asked incomprehensibly.

Suspected virgins also called me a line: "I heard that setting three TTs on jj can extend the time, is it true?"

While avoiding the eyes of Xiao Qin, I returned: "Sets of five TTs are better, the effect is a group, pro ~"

"Is there a special set of mouth X with pineapple flavor? My girlfriend said that she likes pineapple..."

I am sweating: "I am sorry that there is no pineapple, can the peach taste not work? Persuade your girlfriend not to picky eaters..."

Xiao Qin did not know which two words on the mobile phone chat, suddenly said to me:

"I am not picky eaters! As long as Ye Lin bought it for me, let alone pineapple or peach, even if it is bitter, I will eat it!"

Eat your sister! Even the perverted Japanese did not invent the bitter taste of the TT! You always give me trouble, if I can't sell the goods and have nothing to eat, do you have to send me sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots every day to eat? - And your sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots are still equipped with a bug! Now that the battery of the bug is running out, take it back and you can change the battery.

So I squinted my eyes like a buns, threatening Xiaoqin not to look at my mobile phone screen, or else she was expelled from my girlfriend's position.

Xiaoqin only promised to go back and write English homework volumes. Our political classes are generally written in other subjects.

This virgin customer was very embarrassed, I talked to him all the time, and he did not finally decide what to buy.

The next lesson is an information class. Many students took the information textbook directly to the computer classroom in order to grab a good position. Didn't Xiaoqing also pay attention to it.

This customer is too annoying, a total of less than 20 dollars of things actually asked for more than half an hour, no wonder Dad used to be a customer service while releasing A film to relieve boredom.

Suddenly I heard someone moving to the back of me.

From that location, maybe you can see the chat text on my mobile phone?

Subconsciously thought that it was another celestial celestial sorrow, so I said with no anger:

"Who makes you so unruly! I still want to be my girlfriend!"

The people behind me glimpsed, and what they wanted to say was on the lips, and the face was red.

I took a look at the corner of my eye: Nima, this is not the squad leader! You don't go to the computer classroom to take up the position, what are you doing here? Still suspect that I am not messy here?

"No... don't take it seriously, I just admit the wrong person..." I explained hurriedly.

The squad leader was not particularly angry, but when she saw the last two lines of conversation on my mobile phone screen, her face was black.

The last paragraph from the suspected male brother is:

"In fact, my girlfriend has not agreed to go to the house with me. Do you have any good ideas?"

Didn't you have been licking me for half an hour with Nima? Also discussed in various positions and various ways of play? Also ask me what is the solution? You thought I was a love consultant!

I am directly in my heart:

"Tell her sweet words with her, it’s really impossible to make the overlord **** the bow! Pro~"

In order to sell a few TT, I really don’t want to do anything.

These two words on the screen are just in the eyes of the squad leader. It’s not good. If you just take it out of context, you will definitely think that I am introducing the experience of picking up girls to others, and it may still trigger legal experience!

The squad leader's brow picked and picked, and did not say a word. He walked back to his seat and took the information textbook. He walked behind the big army and went to the computer classroom.

In the end, this customer did not buy anything. He only said that when the girlfriend promised him to come again, I would like to continue to sell him Viagra in the store, but he was too quick to cover the underground.

Almost empty in the classroom, I grabbed the information textbook and walked to the computer classroom.

I intend to find a last row of positions as I used to, so I can continue to operate online stores without interruption. But our computer classrooms have a certain shielding effect on mobile phones. The network signal is very bad, I am extremely depressed. I took my phone back into my pocket.

In other words, in addition to the safe black card for me to stop, Ai Shuqiao has not taken any action that I can see, is it because it is in the United States so it is beyond the reach? Still, she has already started to act and I have not found it?

When I think about it, I especially like to play something in my hand. Sometimes I press the cap, sometimes I throw rubber. I didn't have to play in the computer classroom. I saw the small plastic cover in the upper right corner of the computer desk.

Anyone who has used a computer desk knows that the small plastic cover that can be removed has a rubber ring that allows the cable to pass through. The shape is a bit like a chrysanthemum.

I don't know what's wrong with my ribs in my head. I actually took the small plastic cover in my hand and poked it with the index finger of the other hand. At the same time, I stared at the ceiling and made a sneak peek. Too virtual.

When the squad leader who kept order in the classroom came to me, the clear scorpion reminded me to pay attention to the image, but I was immersed in the ocean of thinking and did not react at all.

The squad leader finally couldn’t help but say: "Ye Lin, do you think this is fun?"

I glanced, my fingers were still not on the rubber ring.

"Alright?" I answered absently.

The squad leader took the rubber ring off my finger and slammed it into my skirt pocket, as if I had saved the ignorant girl who was hardened by my overlord.

Because there were several machines in the computer classroom, after some redistribution, I sat in the middle of Cao Gonggong and the squad leader. The big horn, PHS and Xiaoqin sat in front of me.

The classroom teacher left the class assignments for us to do PPT slides. The theme is the daily precautions for bird flu prevention.

The squad leader was doing the teacher's homework seriously. I felt that the pressure around her was very low, so people couldn't speak.

I didn't have the mood and inspiration for PPT at all, so I turned my head to the left to see how Cao Gonggong did it.

Cao Gong public's very conspicuous red letter is written in PPT: If you don't have **** with chickens and ducks, you won't get bird flu.

Properly, there is Cao Gonggong giving me a back, even if I do it worse, it doesn't matter.

I have written dozens of pages in a mess. From the evolution of birds from dinosaurs to the historical reasons why Lu Zhi is a "bird man", it seems that although there is no relationship with bird flu, it will make people feel very powerful. .

I used a picture of a penguin on the last page of the PPT. This is one of the few bird pictures that can be found on the computer.

I returned to the PPT's homepage and felt that I should add a picture to my homepage as a response, but I don't know what to choose. Because the operation of the online shop is a little lack of sleep, the brain lack of oxygen, even the "home" statement suddenly forgot.

So I unfortunately asked Cao Gonggong: "The last page is called the last page. What is the first page called?"

Cao Gonggong looked up: "--first page?"

I didn't respond. Cao Gonggong was joking. He turned to look at the monitor's computer screen and found that under the heading "Avian flu prevention and control measures", a swan was leaping from the water, although it was not like a sick person, but Absolutely better than my penguin.

In order to break the embarrassment, I casually praised: "Squad leader, your first page is doing quite well!"