I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Although I have been psychologically prepared to watch the film review on the Internet, but I really saw it with my own eyes, I realized that there is no lower limit to the film "Tang Bohu War Chu Liuxiang".

Tang Bohu and Chu Liuxiang are both romantic and right? They are surrounded by beautiful women, right? I thought that the reason for their death in this drama is that someone put a green hat on someone, but I was wrong! I am wrong! Wrong childish!

This movie has no heroine at all! This special thing is simply a piece of substrate! In the film, there are actually shots of Tang Bohu and Chu Liuxiang accidentally touching their mouths! It’s a pity that you haven’t seen this film before, it’s a pity!

Shu Zhe showed a strong resentment against this lens: "What kind of bad film did you bring me to see my sister! Men are kissing people, it is not disgusting!"

The squad leader also felt a bit uncomfortable, but this film also saw half of the film. Whether it was out of courtesy or respect for the aunt who served as the martial art, there was no reason to leave.

Shu Zhe closed his mobile phone in his trouser pocket and stood up from his seat. "I went to the bathroom - this movie is too nonsense!"

"Master, the disciple is suddenly urgency, please let me retire for a while!"

Cao Gonggong greeted me with a sigh of relief, and walked out of the movie hall behind Shu Zhe, and the road was still close to Shu Zhe. The most suspicious thing is that he went to the toilet and still glared at the super heavy backpack.

What the hell! What do you want to do? What do you want to do with Shu Zhe in the men's room? If the wig is a wig, the backpack can't be so heavy. It's hard to bring a full set of SM props inside. You are going to put Shu Zhe in the cubicle to burst his chrysanthemums!

However, I really don't want to work hard for Shuzhe's stinky boy, and when it comes to bursting chrysanthemum, hasn't he already been smashed by a school doctor? What if there is another time?

But Xiao Qin suddenly said in my ear: "I, I want to go to the bathroom, accompany me to go well~?"

"Go yourself! Or let the squad leader accompany you. Isn't it all in the school?"

"The school is a school, outside is outside!"

"What's the difference! Besides, I don't want to go to the bathroom, you just go there!"

"How is this! One of the boyfriend's responsibilities is to wait for a girlfriend outside the women's toilet! This is an important etiquette between lovers! I have been looking forward to this day! Go with me~ ~~~~"

Is there so much etiquette in the last toilet? And waiting for you outside the women's toilet, the first time you came to the holiday, I have not done it already! Also surrounded by a lot of girls (including the squad leader), their faces are lost!

Xiaoqin saw that I did not agree, and actually threatened me to say: "If Ye Lin does not accompany me... I will not go! I will wait until Ye Lin wants to go together!"

After the completion, the two small hands were smashed into fists, the legs were tight and together, the back was straight, the expression was persevering, and the posture was to be played for a long time.

Fight your sister forever! Are you trying to be hard? Just now you drank a whole bottle of orange juice! The Department of Physiology and Health has said that women's ureters are shorter than men's, so when it comes to the ability to urinate, women are congenitally deficient – ​​you are not afraid to lie too long to urinate incontinence! You still think it is the heroine of the girl comics! Which heroine has done such a shame in urinary incontinence in public!

Looking at the way Xiaoqin bites his teeth, I can't help but be scared. If you can't hold back, everyone should see N times more than the movie on the screen! There may be unscrupulous people to investigate your identity. At night, I went home and said meagerly: "Because the movie is too bad, the daughter of the martial arts director is mad at the spot!"

In order not to be a witness to this sensational news, I got up in desperation and walked to the toilet with Xiaoqin.

Before I left, I asked the squad leader: "Don't you go to the bathroom?"

In fact, this film is very urinating, especially in the river in the period of the contest, the sound of running water reminds me of the childhood of wearing open pants, even I have some urine.

The squad leader said that she still didn't want to go, and left a person just to help everyone see the pile.

In fact, there is nothing to lose, nothing more than the vats of rice that I bought when I entered the market, and a few bottles of unfinished drinks.

Unlike me, Xiaoqin seems to value these foods very much. Before she left, she said: "Don't let others take the glutinous rice flowers away! If there are too many people to come and grab, even if it's a slap Don't leave them to the rice after eating it!"

The squad leader waved and waved his hand, which means big, please rest assured, no one will come to grab the popcorn.

Seeing the squad leader’s well-informed look, Xiaoqin’s eyes turned and said: “I don’t want to eat it myself, and then lie is taken away by others!”

You are enough! In the eyes of your squad leader, how big is it! Do you think the squad leader is a "planet devourer" who has been with the Avengers? And the fact that a person alone swallows food is something that you can eat like yourself!

The squad leader assured a little bit: "I won't finish it all. If I finish eating, I will buy you a new one, okay?"

"Okay!" After Xiao Qin was guaranteed, he succumbed to the back of the hall.

I suspect that Xiaoqin’s eagerness to go to the toilet is completely pretending, otherwise she would not have the leisure to make so many jokes with the squad leader.

What a shame! If I don't want to pee now, I won't continue to act with you!

On the other hand, the squad leader, the five people who came to watch the movie, all four went to the bathroom. Only the squad leader left the seat and looked at the pile, occasionally went to the paper tube to get a glutinous rice flower, but for a long time, he did not put it in his mouth, but if Thoughtfully watching the movie screen.

If the big horn and the PHS are coming over, then these two aging people, if you come over, the squad leader will not be so lonely?

Suddenly I feel that the squad leader is a kind of admired existence in the class, but her friends are not necessarily very much. Even if the relationship is very close, it is more like the squad leader is taking care of others (such as Gong Caicai). Friendship in the heart of each other.

Although it is dependent, but you can't rely on it? The only way is to make yourself stronger?

This lifestyle is really tired! No wonder Shuzhe does not take his sister as an example.

But what is the solution? The above parents are not around, there is another unconscious brother below, even the class teacher of the second (3) class must rely on Shusha to suppress the students below, like the restless elements like me and Cao Gonggong, and all day long. Give her trouble.

A little bit guilty, if I can help you a little better.

Because the movie was boring and urinating, there were a lot of female spectators who chose to go out to the toilet at this time. The little celery spit out the tongue and stood behind them. I went straight to the men's toilet not far away.

"You get out! I won't do much for you! You are a pervert!"

Shu Zhe walked out of the men's toilet with anger, followed by Cao Gonggong with a face full of pleasing expression.

"Don't be angry! It won't take much time! This is only something you can do, others can't do it!"

"Do not badger me! Otherwise, I called Ye Lin brother to beat you! I have your sister how such a metamorphosis of the students!"

"Don't say that! People are good, you have helped me a lot, I won't treat you badly!"

Cao Gonggong, who is lying in the trough? Do you give up the plan of the overlord's hard bow because of lack of physical strength, but do you want to give Shuzhe money? Do you want to pay for Shu Zhe to wear a wig and dress up as his sister, to satisfy the sinister ideas that you can't reach anyway? Isn't this the "help" that was invented by Little Japan? Your big loss is going to let the boy help you!

Shu Zhe walked very anxiously, his shoulders accidentally hit me, but he smashed his body.

He recognized me as a little sullen expression, and did not let me go to Cao Gonggong, but climbed up the second floor without going back. The second floor of this theater seems to have also set up a bathroom - he is Are you angry with Cao Gonggong on a toilet?

I stopped Cao Gonggong who still wanted to chase and pushed him back into the toilet.

Unlike the overcrowded women's toilet, except for a staff member who looks like a decoration worker, there is no one in the men's toilet. After the decoration worker goes out, only I am with Cao Gonggong.

"What the **** are you doing?" I asked, yelling. "Don't say that you want Shuzhe to be like a sister, and then burst his chrysanthemum!"

Carrying a big backpack, tired like a dog, Cao Gonggong said with a smile: "How is it possible? Although I thought about it, but the body structure of boys and girls is different. If it is to enjoy the pleasure of the heart, let him dress up. The squad leader’s words, I prefer to use my mouth more than the blasting daisy...”

Use your mouth to use your mouth with your mouth! ? Cao Gonggong, you are too lost! Don't remind me of that scene! Because Shu Zhe’s face is especially like the squad leader, can he be completely a squad leader as long as he does not take off his clothes?

Such awkward behavior, in terms of the squad leader’s unspoken, self-respecting and self-loving character, even after a few years, even if it is for her boyfriend, it is difficult to imagine that she will do it?

- So take Shuzhe as a substitute? Because it is possible to make a behavior that the squad leader will not do at all, it doesn't matter even a boy!

Seeing that I was very angry, Cao Gonggong quickly apologized and said that although he thought about that kind of thing, it is quite another matter to discuss with Shu Zhe today. In order to prove himself, he opened the zipper of the backpack and let I saw that the wigs inside were not the same black long straight as the squad leader, but a light brown short hair similar to the bleached dye.

"What do you mean?" I asked. "You want to take Shuzhe as a model. Look at the squad leader's short hair and then dye it."