I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"What are you doing!" I shouted to Xiaoqin, who was kneeling on my desk. "I will go to class immediately! Hurry and give me the place!"

Xiao Qin sadly turned his face away, and the face pressed on the elbow became a cherry red because of a long time of squeezing.

"I am committing suicide! Ye Lin's cruel and ruthless atmosphere remains on this desk, leave me alone, and I will die for a little while."

She pouted and buried her face under her arm.

"Cruel and ruthless? How am I cruel and ruthless?"

"Isn't it?" Xiao Qin's sulking voice came from under the arm. "Take a girlfriend to give his movie ticket to invite other girls. Is this something that people can do?"

"I didn't tell you, don't you mention that you are my girlfriend at school?" I kicked the chair legs under the kick of Xiaoqin's buttocks. "Don't cry! If you want to make another noise, I will put it." You are fired from the position of the secret girlfriend!"

Xiaoqin had no choice but to go back to his seat with a dejected look.

It was not until I heard that I was not dating the squad leader to the cinema, but that I had invited a number of people in total, and she was relieved from the frustration.

"Why, why should you call other people?" Xiaoqin asked inexplicably. "Only we are not good at going to the movies?"

Going to the movies alone with you? Don't be dreaming! When the lights are turned off in the cinema, it’s black, what might it be for me? The manual and manual feet are all light!

Although I think so in my heart, I can't say it verbally. I have to use some high-sounding reasons.

"Well, why do you say that you lost the chance to watch a movie with me alone? The responsibility is still on your own!"

"Hey? Why is it... I am doing something wrong!"

Xiao Qin’s expression is not to be wronged.

I am right: "It seems that you still don't understand the meaning of the word 'secret' in the 'secret girlfriend'!"

Xiaoqin looked at me intently and made a look that was waiting for my preaching.

I shook my head like a donkey on the stage. "Since I decided to be my secret girlfriend, I would like to let the secret of the third party be like the underground party members during the War of Liberation!"

"But, but Amy already knows!"

Xiaoqin has now called Amy’s real name just like me. Anyway, she has never expressed any respect for her star status.

"That... that is an accident!" I argued. "And I don't think Amy will advertise this thing! In short, you give me the truth to keep this secret! If you just tell someone, I will fire." you!"

"Okay..." Xiaoqin wiped his tears and agreed to reluctantly.

So at about 1:30 on Saturday afternoon, I came to the door of the Imperial Theater in the city center, and saw a long time outside the ginkgo tree.

She is dressed in a festive dress, and the appropriate white dress is lined with lace at the neckline and a playful sunhat.

Seeing that I appeared, she showed her welcoming expression when the puppies saw the owner who had left home for a long time.

I couldn't wait to prevent it. I jumped over and hugged my waist. I tried to lift my feet and kissed my neck.

"Hey, Ye Lin and I have a date with me~?"

"What are you doing?" I quickly pushed her away from me. "So many people look at it!"

"What's the relationship! They don't know us anyway!" Xiaoqin snorted and retorted. "In my eyes, they are no different from chicken, duck, fish, and scallops! Is it the girlfriend of Ye Lin?" Things must be kept secret in front of chickens, ducks, fish, and scallops!"

"This..." I couldn’t think of how to object. Xiaoqin saw both men and women in the cinema holding hands, so I hugged my arm like a little girl who was afraid of losing.

"Let's let go! After a while, the students are here!"

"Don't let go!" I waited for 2 hours in the sun, only got 5 minutes to spoil Jiaolin, at least let me spend 5 minutes of happiness!"

2 hours? The agreed time to meet is one to forty. Do you really say that you came over at 11 am? What is the use of you so early! No one can guarantee that I am the first one to come? In case someone else comes first, don't you even have 5 minutes?

Xiaoqin was holding her arm in excitement and greed, and the eyes under the sunhat were so intoxicated. I thought she was a little pitiful.

She saw an uncle selling balloons at the entrance of the cinema. The various Pleasant Goat Wolf balloon clusters, like a tree without weight, grew towards the sky.

"I want a balloon, I want a balloon!" Xiaoqin spoke like a child, "Buy me a balloon!"

In the usual time, the ghost will buy her a balloon, but today she is the provider of the movie tickets, and I waited for so long, so I went to ask the price of the balloon.

The arm that I was holding on one side of Xiaoqin, I was slower to walk.

"Pleasant Goat 15, Gray Wolf 20!"

The uncle who sold the balloon did not answer us patiently.

How do negative characters sell more expensive than positive characters? Why do you have a sly wolf on my face that will cost me a meal!

Uncle looked disdainful: "There are a few children who are watching movies now! Not all of them come to engage in objects? Only children like Pleasant Goats! Gray Wolf is a model of good men in the new century in China! You have never heard of that song. "Married to marry the wolf"!"

It seems to be a good one. The few balloons that appear in the hands of young girls are indeed mostly gray wolf images.

"I, I want a balloon of gray wolf!" Xiaoqin said with courage, and looked at me timidly at the same time, seeing that I was not angry, and changed the tone of coquetry: "I want me to want me ~!! ”

Although I brought my wallet, I usually have the habit of putting some change into my trouser pocket. Now I feel that I can only find that the change is only 15 pieces of crumpled.

I suspect that I have trouble with the wallet, and I asked the uncle to refuse to sell the gray wolf to us cheaper.

Uncle said: "Do not bargain! There are many people at the entrance of the cinema! You don't buy and some people buy it! And I don't want to listen to it when I talk, it's a shame to spend money for my girlfriend! You are so careful to be jealous!"

I am being jealous? I don't know if Xiao Qin is good! When you say that I am slamming, I will show you the trick.

So I pointed to a small blue balloon without any pattern and asked, "How much is this?"

Uncle rolled his eyelids: "5, 5 take away and don't bargain."

I handed Uncle 5 dollars and handed this small, monotonous, seemingly leaky balloon to Xiao Qin.

Xiaoqin pinched the balloon line, and his mouth was very unhappy.

But taking a balloon and taking two steps, she returned to a spring smile.

"In any case, after being a secret girlfriend, Ye Lin bought the first gift for me! I will take it home and collect it like a heirloom!"

Feeding and feeding, isn’t your heirloom too much? And the balloon will be broken no matter how it is treasured! I know that this kind of trick only buys you this kind of balloon. Are you quite satisfied? In this case, how can my "Slag Boyfriend" combat plan be implemented smoothly? It seems that I have to kneel down! Decided! Today, I will find a way to puncture the balloon and let you cry and cry!

I looked at the watch, 1:40, and the squad leader did not come yet. Is there anything wrong with it?

Xiao Qin should also find that these 5 minutes are longer than expected, so I feel that God is standing on my side and is more proud.

She saw a little fat man wearing glasses holding his father's hand and holding a large canopy of marshmallow in his hand.

"I want marshmallows, I want marshmallows!!" Xiaoqin shouted at the marshmallows in the hands of the little fat man, and did not care about his beautiful girlhood.

The little fat man saw a beautiful sister dressed pretty like a thing, actually staring at her own snacks, and she was surrounded by such a fierce wicked person, and she was scared to put the marshmallows straight back. Hiding, and pointing to the alleys not far away, said: "Where... bought over there..."

When I took Xiaoqin to the alley, the little fat man was relieved and relieved.

The same is not the uncle who sells cotton candy, but this uncle is more amiable.

"Young man, buy cotton candy? White is only 5 yuan."

"I want pink, I want pink!" Xiaoqin slammed his feet and said, "Time is coming! I want pink marshmallow!"

The uncle also thought that Xiaoqin said that the film was opening time, and he comforted and said: "If you have time, if you have time, is it pink?"

Because cotton candy can be eaten, the value in my heart is slightly higher than that of a completely useless balloon, and marshmallow can't be left as a family treasure.

So I nodded and let Uncle make a pink marshmallow to Xiao Qin.

It didn't take long for Xiao Qin to happily borrow a large pink marshmallow from the uncle's mobile phone and eat it deliciously.

I took out 5 yuan for Uncle, and the uncle said to me with enthusiasm: "Young man, I am sorry, the price of pink marshmallow is 10 yuan."

"Ah? What is the difference between this and white? Is the color so expensive?"

Uncle is not in a hurry: "The difference is not big, that is, girls generally prefer pink, color is not worth the money, but the mood is priceless!"

Sure enough, there is no business, no traitors! But the uncle smiled and greeted people from beginning to end, it really made people angry with him, and Xiaoqin bites and licks the marshmallows. It seems that he is really in a good mood.

No way, I took out the remaining 10 dollars in the trouser pocket and gave it to the uncle. The uncle said, “Thank you for your patronage.” The corner of his eyes was covered with a sly smile.

Xiaoqin held the balloon with his left hand and cotton candy in his right hand. He found that he couldn't hold me with the third hand, so he leaned against me like a bone, treating me as a wall or something. I watched many times impatiently, blaming the squad leader why they still didn't come.

Until the marshmallow was eaten 3/4 by the small celery, the squad leader was so late with Shuzhe.

The squad leader told me with regret that the big horn and the PHS had something to do, and they could not come over today.

When I spoke to the squad leader, it was Cao Gonggong who squeezed from behind the crowd and climbed over the back of the crowd. The **** bag on his shoulder was very suspicious. I don’t know what was inside.