I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

People who have raised dogs generally know that there is a rather insignificant way of greeting between dogs and dogs, that is, sniffing each other's ass, which is roughly equivalent to the handshake between humans.

As a high-sounding rich man from the United States, Obama first patrolled around the little black dog, very gentleman sniffing the black dog's ass, and then...

Then rushed like a zombie out!

The two strong front paws hold the black dog's waist and stand upright with the hind paws. Then they stand up and the red ones are stunned. They look at the husband and wife!

I don't know if the little black dog is willing or will be scared by the squad leader's gas field. Actually, he only shakes in place, and there is no meaning of resistance.

The squad leader thought at first that the two dogs were playing in a simple joke. They could see them playing in such a close distance. They were very excited and expected. They did not expect them to mate! Moreover, the difference in volume is so disparate, the man’s face is horrible and terrible, and the woman’s trembling and trembling is resigned, and a strong X scene is alive!

I grabbed the dog chain and pulled it back. I pulled it away from the back of the little black dog one second before Obama succeeded. The squad leader also hurriedly held the little black dog in his arms while comforting the frightened little. Poor, looking at Obama, still standing, with a very distrustful look, and dragging him back with a dog chain.

"Good dogs have been taught by you."

Because I didn't achieve the goal, Obama's sorrowful purple, shape and hammer-like, always reminds me of a part of the Soviet flag, the squad leader is not willing to look here, had to face his face when he spoke.

"I said that the character of the dog will be affected by the owner. I can see that it is correct! This puppy has just cured the disease and is so small. How can you bear it..."

The squad leader looked at me hatefully, as if I wanted Obama to be a black dog, but my well-dressed human being.

You are too unreasonable! Cooperating in your eyes, dogs will never make mistakes. If you make a mistake, is the responsibility of the owner? Sure enough, it is a childish idea of ​​a person who has never raised a dog!

Dogs have a lot of bad behavior! If you don't train well, you will be screaming at random. Some puppies will scream in the middle of the night. As for biting the sofa cushion and destroying the furniture, it is a common problem for many big dogs. The dog is not as cute as you think!

And Obama just wants to mate! Don't you apply human logic to a dog? A purebred dog like Obama, who wants to breed with it, may have to collect money! I don't care if the squad leader asks for money, it's not bad!

Besides, since the squad leader thinks that I am like Obama, I saw a woman taking off my pants, why not stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily flower, so close to me, not afraid of being tarnished by your name?

With this in mind, I took Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with Erlang legs, and made an unreasonable expression on the squad leader.

The squad leader did not show weakness. He held the little black dog and sat on the opposite side of the bench. It was more than 10 meters away from me. We didn’t look at anyone who was blocking the gas.

Obama was eating sloppy grass at my feet. I was bored and touched its dog's head. I thought about Xiaoqin and the bugs, and my father's swollen face. Of course, there were hateful squad leaders.

After a little while, the corner of the eye saw the figure swaying. A girl with long hair fluttering stood up from the opposite bench. Hesitantly, I wanted to go to the direction of the pet hospital, but stopped to think. After a while, I changed my direction and walked over to me. I finally sat on the bench I occupied by myself without a word.

But not close to me, but sitting on the side of the bench as far as possible from me, people are falling.

Still don't look at me, just concentrate on the little black dog in my arms.

Near my natural animal pacifier, the little black dog trembled as badly as before. The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, extending a thin white finger and letting the black dog hug with two claws. Make it hard.

Are you taking me as an acid-base neutralizer? For you, can I be worthless except that it will allow you to do some relatives with animals? Look at your posture sitting on the bench! I hate contempt for me, my body is facing the outside of the bench, sitting diagonally at a 45-degree angle. Are you in the school's standard military posture in the middle of the school?

Cut, you hate me, do I like you? You sit diagonally at a 45-degree angle, I won't!

So I moved my **** and sat on the edge of the bench, turning my body to the other side to show the line with the squad leader. In order to show that I and the squad leader are not all the way, my nephew is so full of the Erlang legs, and also swaying the sneakers on the feet, as if playing something invisible.

Since the squad leader sat, the Obama who felt the threat didn't even eat the grass. He looked at the grass blades in his mouth and looked at the dog group not far away. At this time, it saw my feet moving, thinking that I was playing with it, so I jumped up like a cat to catch my feet. Because the sneakers are very thick, it will not break with it, and I will let it catch and play.

The little black dog in the squad leader's arms was not so lively. She saw Obama and I had a good time. I wanted to get involved and it was hard to talk. I had to look at it with my long hair cover and thought that I didn't find it. .

The benches on the square clearly can sit downside four people, but because I and the squad leader both sneaked on one side, the remaining two positions in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere, although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses us here.

Instead, a middle-aged fat man holding a Jingba dog and carrying a cigarette rolled over. As soon as he saw Obama, he was full of praise for its color.

"This dog is quite expensive? Who did you buy from the young man? How much did it cost?"

My heart was arrogant with the squad leader, and he replied indiscriminately: "No money, my relatives sent it."

The squad leader heard it, and the thumb and forefinger of his right hand pinched the skirt, as if he was a relative who did not have a dog.

The middle-aged fat man looked at his chin for a while and asked: "What is the name of this dog?"

"Obama."

I always think that this name is very good. The squad leader should also hear the name of the dog for the first time. She frowned slightly. It seems that if the dog owner is her, she will definitely have a more elegant and popular name, not so vulgar.

However, the middle-aged fat man listened, suddenly awe-inspiring to me, and the tone of his speech was solemn:

"Young man, I didn't expect you to be very patriotic!"

Eh? What is the relationship between giving a dog a name to Obama and patriotism?

"Of course, there is a relationship! You see, US imperialism is rampant in the world, and we have blown up our embassy. You put the name of their president on the dog and call it all day long. This is more deflated! Hey, you said, my Jingba, the name is Junichiro Koizumi!"

I looked at the Jingba with a bitter face, and Jingba also looked back at me with bitter face. It seems that this is a dog's age. Should it be the name that Junichiro Koizumi was taken when he was in office?

There is nothing to praise for this kind of patriotic behavior? At best, it’s just the spirit of Ah Q! Moreover, Amy’s name for the dog is that Obama has no insult. The Americans regard the dog as a member of the family. It is impossible to name the family with someone they hate!

I remember Dad told me that when he was teaching at the university, an American student named his dog Zhou Enlai. As a result, the Chinese students in the dormitory almost beat him. In fact, the international student is very respectful to Zhou Enlai. Ah, his other dog is also called Lincoln!

Perhaps it was the reason why the head of state was the head of state. Obama also became interested in Junichiro Koizumi, so he sniffed his nose behind the ass. After disappointingly discovering that the other was a male dog, he screamed wildly and brutally. Scared Koizumi Junichiro straight to the back of his master's leg.

The middle-aged fat man smiled and said: "It seems that the Japanese Prime Minister still can't afford the US president!" After that, he took Jingba and other puppies to play.

After Xiaojingba left, Obama did not know which kind of evil he had hit. He suddenly ran to the bush behind the green belt, but just ran two steps, the dog chain that I was grasping was over, and I had to turn my face to see me. His teeth are very anxious.

I knew it was going to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and as it passed the guardrail, came under an apple tree behind the bush.

When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but after talking about it, I later found out that I was not leaving. Just taking the dog to convenience, I resumed my original attitude of disregarding me.

But as soon as I left, the little black dog in the squad leader’s arms began to feel restless, not only shivering, but also made a very screaming scream, as if it had been abused, and many of the dog-loving people in the square were Staring at the monitor with a strange look.

The squad leader glanced at me in the woods, sitting on the bench and waiting for my animal to appease the experts back. I watched her wait for a few more minutes, and she should not be able to stand the questioning of the people around me. I sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.

Obama squats under the apple tree, the scorpion is black and smelly, and it hurts my brain, and I don't know what it ate, halfway through it, and constipation appeared.

I couldn't finish it when I saw it. The squad leader waited anxiously on the bench. He put the dog chain on the tree stalk, left Obama to work hard under the tree, and walked back to the bench and sat down. . Anyway, less than 20 steps away, even if there are several trees, Obama can't find it.

"I obviously didn't hurt them, why didn't they like me?"

When I sit back on the bench and let the little black dog calm down again, the squad leader is crying like a self-talk, and seems to be looking forward to my answer.

I shouted: "I haven't hurt anyone yet! I haven't seen anyone who likes me!"

The squad leader turned his face and looked at my eyes, as if I didn't believe that I was harmless.

“You always like to use violence to solve problems, others will of course be afraid of you.”

I don't think so. "Those who saw me for the first time are also afraid of me. How do you explain this?"

The squad leader hesitated. "Why... it may be similar to the animals who hate me. However, as long as you are sincere to others, you will always meet your friends!"

"There will be no such people, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. I can't let everyone like you, so everyone is afraid that you are good too!"

“Class food chain?” The squad looked frowning at me. “What ghost concept are you talking about?”

Not good, I accidentally said this homemade term, I have to quickly transfer the topic.

So I cleared my throat and used the cynical eyes to face the squad's questioning gaze. At the same time, I raised the corner of the sinisterly evilly and smiled and said, "You don't have to worry about it. Anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me. That kind of feeling is particularly enjoyable - then come back. The squad leader, you are not afraid of me when you are there? In your eyes, I am not guilty and sinful, why are you not afraid of this wicked person?"

The squad leader took a deep breath and thought about it later. "Sometimes I will be afraid..."