Unlike other people's homes, my relationship with my father is largely not the father's son, but the other way around.

So I didn't answer Dad's question, but asked:

"Don't you say that you went to director Cao to go there? How about the other party? How come you got this virtue?"

Dad grinned. "Don't mention the director's bastard! He is looking for me. He wants to shoot the A film of the Chinese Amateur Series! The so-called blind date is that he shakes the WeChat! He plans to steal it. Sold to a Japanese company that has worked with before!"

"I didn't expect Dad to be strong enough!" I sarcastically said, "I thought you were lonely for many years, and you came across a woman!"

"Bastard, you are too small to see my dad! I read the A film, how can my eyes look so low!" Dad said, "And the woman that Cao found, I heard that it is only half a year after getting married." Husband! I don't want to destroy other people's marriage happiness!"

Don't be kidding, can be pulled by a few words of director Cao's mouth to the woman who shoots A film, no matter how you think it will not be happy! In the end, you still face the Aoi, the back of the screen every day, the threshold is too high, so the average woman can not see it! In the unlikely event that Director Cao found a beautiful one, Dad, your Chinese amateur series should be listed in Japan, right? Do you want to throw people into the Pacific Ocean?

"Hey~哎呦~ It hurts me!"

During the conversation, Dad’s right face swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his speech was unfavorable.

"That... I am beaten?"

Dad sat down on the couch and asked me pitifully.

I was so angry and funny, and at the same time I felt very fortunate. If Auntie was not the slap in the face of his father, but crushed his father's egg as threatened before, the "Chinese Amateur Series" would never die.

Because the time is not early, I got a bag of ice from the refrigerator, let my father apply cold, and then went out with a bag. As for the troubles about Xiaoqin, let me talk at night.

In the state of lack of sleep and mental paralysis, I still insisted on running to Dongshan Lake and practicing a fist with my father.

When the old man saw my posture, he was so angry that he was so angry that he stopped me.

"Don't practice! If you look young, you will see both blood and blood loss. What happened to you? It was much more than last night!"

Eh? Father, don’t talk too directly! Although everyone is a man, if you say this to me as an elder, even if I am being detained, I will be a little embarrassed!

"Hey, the young people nowadays have to get kidney sickness from a small age. They go to the computer every day when they go home. It takes 4 or 5 hours to sit down. It’s so interesting!"

Eh? Father, you are really advancing with the times. I already know that everyone is facing the computer now! But 4 or 5 hours is too exaggerated, where did you get the data from here!

"Hey, 4 or 5 hours is still long? My grandson is in the university bedroom, and with their comrades, it is a night!"

"..."

"When you are finished, you will exchange experiences with each other and prepare to continue to the Internet cafe the next day!"

"..."

"It was hard to come to see me with him that day. I actually hid in the grass at the door of the house. When I approached, I suddenly jumped out of the scary, and shouted something 'Demacia' in my mouth! I took him directly. The **** went above!"

"..."

"After I asked for a long time, I realized that it was the youngest computer game for young people. It was called '撸 撸 撸'. I heard that the primary school students are playing, and it’s okay for a night. You went there yesterday. Let's go!"

It’s really embarrassing, although LOL (League of Legends) is in China, but because I only played Dota in the Internet cafe with Xiao Ding, I still have the “Dish B” in his mouth, so I have never played LOL across the border. The intention. In addition, Xiao Ding is a **** dota fan. For those who are latecomers like LOL, all kinds of contempt are not eye-catching. If you say that LOL is more fun than data, he can break with you.

After I swear and swear not to play LOL, my father is still full of dissatisfaction, telling me to raise my spirits tomorrow, and if I am still so weak tomorrow, I will kick me into the lake.

Since the old man can kick the grandson to the shit, I am sure that he will practice the promise of kicking me into Dongshan Lake.

I can't swim, so I can have a good rest tonight. Even if there is a neighborhood committee to send warmth, or CCTV to interview you, I won't open the door for them.

Xiao Qin didn't come to class in the morning. I don't know where I was taken by my aunt.

I looked at her empty seat on the right, and I didn't know what it was. Is it worried for her? Still afraid that she will continue to say what makes Auntie misunderstand me?

Fortunately, in the English class of the class teacher, I made up my mind and recovered a little energy.

After the class bell rang, I lifted my face from the numb arm and looked at the position of the podium in front of the line of sight. Cao Gong’s fair discussion with a few male students who were not welcomed by the girls was very popular: How to educate.

A pale boy said: "I must train my son to be an adult! And temperament will play the piano!"

My heart said that it would be elegant to play the piano? Amy will not only play the piano but also play the violin. I think she loves to be a bear child than anyone else.

Another fat boy who used to boring a lighter during class and accidentally smashed himself into a sausage mouth said: "I think the dragon and the phoenix are good! I want to take a stick education for my son! Daughter, be a little princess!"

Cao Gonggong’s face showed a distorted expression of excitement. He smiled and said: “Stupid! The daughter should have a stick and stick education! Hey—”

The big horn just passed by them and commented on these boring people with contempt: "Don't YY! Let's find a girlfriend and talk about it!"

After going to the toilet, I wandered in the hallway with the window wide open, sniffing the moist air after the rain, and suddenly saw the study committee's palace color down, and walked over from me.

It’s just raining today, the weather is cold, so she can put on her tight uniforms, and she doesn’t need to wear a skirt that makes her fearful, so she looks a little happy.

My iron-blooded wolf walked in the hallway with both hands, and the gloomy face clearly showed that the mood was not good. Even the junior high school students tried to walk around the road, so the road in front of me was empty and almost became My dedicated channel.

Gongcai Cai has always dared not go to a crowded place. She saw no one on this passage, and did not think about it and went up. When she found out that the opposite person was me, she had already collided with me.

"Yes, right, right, sorry! I did not intentionally block the road!" Gong Caicai pale face, clumsily to the left side of the corridor to hide.

I said before, I don't like to bully people, especially the crying ghosts like Gong Caicai. Only the weak will bully the weak.

So before the palace color evaded me, I had already made plans to make way, and I stepped to the left side of the corridor.

They are all going to the left. In the eyes of outsiders, it seems that I am deliberately blocking the road of the palace.

I licked my mouth and decided to go to the right again. I thought that Gong Caicai was terrified and went to the right.

Are you looking in the mirror with me? Why copy my movements! There is also a limit to natural staying! You are standing still, don't we both pass!

The last time, I quickly turned to the left. As a result, Gong Caicai felt that she had blocked me twice. This was the rhythm to be killed after school. She was anxious to cry and desperately wanted to avoid me.

Needless to say, I am not dead, and I chose the left side as well.

So the two of us finally hit it.

The words are very short, but the chest is very big, the chest is just hitting my abdominal muscles. I suddenly have the illusion of hitting two volleyballs.

It was really hard, she slammed her head and slammed it, and actually knocked me back half a step.

However, she was even worse, and she stepped back five steps, and then sat down on the ground.

Just sitting on the ground, I shed tears.

"Don't kill me! I don't want to die~~~~~!!"

Who said to kill you! Originally, I still want to help you in the past! You are so afraid of me, if I am in the past, maybe you will directly faint? What have I done to make you feel like I am a murderer!

There is no teacher in the corridor, boys and girls are all face to face, no one dares to go to the palace to color, as if I deliberately bullied her, who dares to help, will be regarded as a provocation by me, and suffered a terrible end.

"Get yourself up!" I said to the palace coloring who was crying. "You are normal or not! We are a society ruled by law, no one wants you to die!"

"Don't want my life~~~呜呜~~~~ I don't want to die~~~~!!" Gong Caicai didn't even hear me clearly, and the crying voice was bigger than before.

Cao Gonggong did not know when he came out from behind me, and enjoyed the crying of Gong Caicai with great interest, and at the same time gave me a thumbs up.

"Master, you are too NB! How do you know the disciples, I like to listen to the screams of girls? I, I quickly recorded this voice!"

When he had no teacher outside, he took out his cell phone from the trouser pocket and stole it.

Before he pressed the recording button, he had a heavy chestnut chisel on his head, and the phone was snatched cleanly.

"Who! Who did it! My students will have someone! How dare you..."

When he saw that the person who grabbed the mobile phone was the squad leader Shusha, he didn’t dare to speak.

The squad leader put the confiscated mobile phone in his pocket and went to the front to go to the palace to make color, and at the same time he looked back at me.

That means "Look at the good things you do!"

Is it my fault? The squad leader is too biased towards girls? This time, I and the palace Cai Cai accidentally bumped together, even if dealt with by traffic accidents, it should be half responsibility for both sides! I am responsible for what I am crying because of Gong Caicai’s crying nose! You are so eccentric again, next time I will hit the girl again, I will not do it, I will sit on the ground and cry! It’s time to see you doing this!

The squad leader comforted the palace color like a mother and a child for a long time. I can vaguely hear the words "He is daring to kill people" and "I will accompany you after school."

Who is timid? The squad leader, you like to be a good person, I don't object, but why do you make me a bad guy every time! That is, Xiaoqin is not around. If Xiaoqin is watching, I will let you see what is "no timid"! I have to be a rude to Xiao Qin, you touch one on the buttocks of Gong Caicai, then laugh and run away!

In the afternoon, Xiaoqin finally carried the bag to the class. I looked down from the back window of the classroom and saw the Auntie’s Hornet sports car driving away from the school gate.

Willing to send my daughter to school with me, misunderstanding has finally been solved?

Xiao Qin’s face was red and told me that her mother took her to the hospital today.

"I... my mother and her female classmate, the doctor of obstetrics and gynaecology, have done a lot of checks for me..."

"They ignored my resistance and tied me to the gynecological treatment chair... they were all seen by them!"

"Good... so shame!!"

Xiaoqin covered his face with both hands and couldn't wait to find a place to sneak in.

"But... it's a bit of a gain..." Xiaoqin calmed down a little and smiled and said to me: "Mom let me bring you something: she won't want you and Ye Shushu's life for the time being..."

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