I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"I rely! How do you come in?" I turned to look at my own security door: the door is intact and there are no signs of explosives being blown up.

Pentax took a silver tin foil from his suit pocket, which was folded into a cigarette and shook in front of me.

"Lin, your home's door lock is a poorly-safe 'word lock' that can be opened with just this tin foil - I learned it on the Chinese video network."

After that, Pentax’s face showed a modest smile of “small end skills, how to hang his teeth”.

Modest your sister! Who boasted you! This is simply a shackle! You a big American citizen ran to a small city in China to sneak a dog, and Lincoln and Washington knew that they would cry too!

While talking, Amy, who was dressed neatly and re-combed the two ponytails, came out of the big house.

Seeing that there were bodyguards in the half room, she was not surprised at all, as if she had already expected this result.

"Since it is here, I will pack my bags!" Amy ordered Pentax. "I will go to the studio early in the morning, and breakfast can only be eaten in the car. It is really annoying!"

Pentaxus repeated it to his men in English, so these black-faced sunglasses with expressionless expressions were busy everywhere.

Amy's underwear coat was thrown into her house. Every time the bodyguards picked up one, they carefully wrapped them in a sterile plastic clip and finally put them in a **** suitcase. The seriousness of the appearance, I do not know, I am afraid to think that it contains weapons of mass destruction.

Amy stood behind the dinner table and held her bare arm with anger, not looking at me with her eyes.

I found that these bodyguards wearing black shoes walked around, and the footsteps were not directly proportional to their height and weight. They couldn’t be heard without listening carefully.

Pentis noticed the doubts on my face and explained to me generously:

"We sprayed a layer of silencing foam on the soles of the shoes. This is a technique from the US military and is very effective in stealth operations."

He said to lift one foot and show me a layer of white glue with a strange texture stuck to the sole.

Is it by this kind of thing to sneak into it silently? The US high-tech version of the snow has no traces of Chinese soil and tin foil, and your special action between China and the West is really bloody!

But does this make no sense at all? If you just don't want to wake us up, you can wait for us to get up and walk in again!

Is it demonstrating to me? Because the monitoring actions of 004 ​​and 005 failed, and you have frustrated your spirits, in order to find your face, you will occupy our home quietly, to show that you have the ability to "decapitate" at any time?

Eat more! I am not Saddam! The only weapons of mass destruction you can find here are Amy's underwear! And Amy is throwing herself up, and I am embarrassed to help her pack it up!

"Lin, Miss Amy's trouble and loss to your home, we will be responsible for compensation, please don't worry."

Pentaxus vowed to assure me.

That's not necessary, although Amy completely took his own outsiders, and the food used was unceremonious. He still left a lot of potato chips in the seams of the sofa, but at best it was the destruction of a bear child, not brought to my home. What substantial damage.

In addition, although the silencer foam makes me very ugly in terms of cockerel and dog thief, it has the other advantage that it can replace the role of the slippers. Otherwise, a dozen bodyguards will step on it, and then I will be busy cleaning the floor.

I have always had poor memory of the faces of Europeans and Americans. Sometimes I feel that they are all the same and can't tell who is who. After carefully watching it for a while, I found that 004 and 005 were also in the list. Their hard-pressed expressions and the way they walked to clamp their legs made me sure that they were both right.

I can't tell who they are 004, who is 005, and just put the code on them.

004 said something in the ear of Peng Peisi in English, 005 went to the big house for a while, suddenly flustered out, holding Amy in the hand to drink the remaining milk cartons.

He shouted sweatyly: "Sex - **** -!!"

I just poured a half cup of boiled water from the thermos, and he suddenly shouted like this, almost squirting the water out of his mouth.

Is this Chinese? It sounds extremely strange, and it is not at the same level as Pentax, and there is a fight with the sound of the wild deer.

But since 004 and 005 were sent to monitor my nightlife with Amy, at least one of them should know Chinese? 005 pointed to the empty milk box shouting "sex", what the meaning is! Is there any evidence on the milk carton that shows what I did with Amy last night? But I am really innocent! I am more awkward than Dou Yu!

I widened my eyes and looked at the carton in the 005. I found out that the carton was painted with an oversized almond and the tip was covered with chocolate. Below is two lines of gold: almond chocolate milk, preferably from the United States. Almonds.

Scared to death, it turned out to be "apricot" of "almonds"! What's the big deal with a broken milk? Mixtures like strawberry milk, peanut milk, and apple milk are commonplace. Don't you have America?

Seeing the almond milk box on the 005 hand, Pentax’s face changed and he snorted: “Oops!”

Amy saw the bodyguards noisy, and impatiently twisted her neck. As soon as she saw the milk box in the hands of 005, she immediately showed a bad expression of a big event and held her stomach with her hand.

"No wonder... I haven’t been comfortable in the morning..."

Amy didn't finish the sentence, and she bent down with her eyes closed and vomited "wow."

There are no solid particles, all white milk inside the stomach.

Coughing while vomiting, the expression was very painful, and the tears were all squeezed out.

"What happened?" I asked. "I never put expired food in my refrigerator. How can I..."

Peng Duisi said with a bitter face: "Miss Ai Mei is allergic to almonds, almond milk, although it is okay when I just drink it, but it will spit out after 5 or 6 hours."

"Wow--"

It was a big mouth, milky white milk poured out from Amy's mouth and splashed on the floor in a radial motion.

In the gap between vomiting, she raised her face slightly, with white liquid hanging from the corner of her mouth, staring at the empty box of almond milk, and me putting the dangerous goods in the refrigerator.

What are you doing with me? How do I know that you Americans are so delicate, they are allergic to peanut allergy, pollen allergy, almond allergy, and you have no long eyes! The Chinese learner of the 005 half-hanger can see that it is almond milk. You guys who are Chinese ten-level and proficient in various online popular languages, even if they don’t look at it, drink it?

What are you thinking about when you take milk from the fridge!

"Cough, cough, cough... The servant is too damn! Without knowing it, he was filled with stomach!"

Do not use the word "be"! After only staying in China for more than a month, have you learned the sentence of "suicide"? Do not make jokes! This time it’s completely stupid, you drink it yourself, and you don’t have a relationship with me!

Seeing Amy gorgeously spit out a large pool of milk, the bodyguards were stunned and looked at each other. Pentos asked, "Is it all milk?"

nonsense! Why do you want to confirm it again? Isn't milk still what?

After a while, Amy gasped and stood up straight. 004 handed a printed tissue, and Amy wiped off the remaining milk on her lips. The whole person collapsed, leaning against the bodyguard behind him. Reluctantly stand firm.

In a few words, Peng Duisi said in English and his men. The bodyguards surrounded Amy in the stars, opened the security door and walked down the stairs. They were catching up with a stall selling early businessman. To go downstairs, he saw so many black mermaids in Hula, and he whispered to himself and said, "Whose is this wife? This is a big show!"

Early on the stall owner thought it was reasonable to pick someone up. I looked down the window and saw that there were 7 or 8 cars parked under the community. Except for Amy’s Batmobile, the rest of the black cars were also luxurious. Although there are not many pedestrians early in the morning, everyone who passes by will look at them more.

When Amy was taken away by them, she did not tell me if she said goodbye, and her mouth was always sulking.

I suddenly remembered a very strange question: How could Xiaoqin not appear?

Even if the effect of the silencer bubble is against the sky, it does not touch the sensitive hearing of Xiaoqin. Then we have said so much, Amy has vomited for half a day, is the scorpion also to be woken up?

With Xiao Qin’s character, will she stay in the house and not come out? These bodyguards are basically more than 30 years old, and they do not meet the conditions of the "fear of men". Since she used "broken egg" on 004 and 005, she has already identified the other party as an enemy, and her enemies in her mind are advancing. Home, she actually did not respond, this is too abnormal!

In the living room, except for me, there were only two hapless pentodes and 004 and 005. Peng Peisi came to me and whispered to me: "The potato chips are only one time. Don’t give the lady any more. ""

I nodded my mind and nodded, looking around for the clues of Xiaoqin. At this time, Pentax took the mop in the corner and wiped the milk that Amy spit on the floor.

In the normal mind, Xiaoqin should still be in my bedroom, but the experience has always told me: You must not speculate on Xiaoqin in the mind of normal people.

I suddenly saw that the window that I was looking down on the downstairs team had a light figure flashing past.

And... have you climbed outside the window? I think that the enemy is so widowed, so I give up the plan to kill from the door of the room, do you want to surprise it? You don't need to do this extra thing at all! What if you fall and fall, what can you do?

004 and 005 are facing the window, so no abnormalities are found at all, but the penetrating eye of the peninsula is more unfavorable.

"Is it Xiaoqing girl? Right? I haven’t allowed anyone to go to Xiaoqing’s girl. How can I say that it’s also a child’s child? It’s not good to tie the relationship.”

With a bang, the kitchen window was opened from the outside, and a black cat fell to the ground with his waist. She was wearing two large feet, wearing a large gray T-shirt and blue sports trousers. Under the long bangs, the angry eyes burned with angry flames.

"You guys!! - Dare to invade my love nest with Ye Lin!!"

When the voice did not fall, it rushed straight like a 100-meter sprint. The two fists held the knuckles whitish and waved desperately behind them.

Like the prior consultation, 004 and 005 blocked the front of Pentax, one extended left hand, one extended right hand, and the synchronization rate was very high.

005 said in a crappy Chinese: "Pig hand! We won't drop with you!"

Which is the set of Xiaoqin? When I ran halfway, my body suddenly lowered and my left hand smashed a punch. It seemed to aim at their crotch.

004, 005 consciously clamped the legs, the face showed a lingering expression.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin changed his strokes in the middle, his body was half-spinned, and he kicked the upper abdomen of 004.

It seems that the strength is not heavy, 004 is easily blocked with his abdominal muscles, which gives her the illusion that Xiaoqin is very good, so he laughs and takes a step and stretches out his wide arms to catch. Xiao Qin.

However, his hand did not even touch the hair of Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin made a slab bridge backwards, and his back was close to the ground. He just escaped the 004 cuddle, the positional relationship between her and 004. It's like lying on the train, letting the train fly past it.

Back against the floor, Xiao Can kicked a kick, the middle of the key, 004 immediately issued a scary scream, mouth spit down to the ground.

005 was shocked, subconsciously want to go to the waist to touch the weapon, but it may be halfway to think of Pentis's warning, a glimpse between God, Xiaoqin from the floor, a squid hit and turned up, according to the 005 squat, a Clean and clean the legs, let 005 lie with 004.

Until then, Xiaoqin only spit out a breath, as the end of this set of broken eggs.

Then she looked up and looked at Pentis's calm, watery eyes, biting her lips nervously.