I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Master, I am currently studying pure literature. I feel that the word “obsessive” has a deep meaning...”

After the end of the language class, during the break between the big classes, Cao Gonggong holds a book that is a high school algebra book. It is not suitable for reading.

I didn't take care of him, standing in front of the front window of the classroom and looking at the lush campus in the distance.

Suddenly I felt someone was calling my name under the floor. Looking down, the squad leader waved at me.

"Ye Lin, will you climb the tree?" The squad looked like he was anxiously looking up.

I have a fear of heights. If I climb a tree, I will steal the peach with the little bully in my childhood. It is not that she is on the tree and I am out there.

"That, I haven't climbed for many years. It's not going to be... The squad leader needs to climb the tree to do this skill." I squatted on the window and answered the squad leader.

"Cat, there is a cat stuck in the top of the tree, and there is no one in the classroom. Who will climb the tree?"

I turned my head and swept my eyes. The first thing I saw was obese Cao Gonggong, obese big horn, frail Zhuang Ni, frail palace color, and Jiang Qian and her three prospective boyfriends.

No, how do these people think that it is not like climbing trees, if Xiong Yaoyue and Xiaoqin are in the classroom.

"Squad leader, don't worry, I will go to the sports warehouse to see if I can borrow ladders and mattresses."

The big horn heard our conversation and came over. "Is there a stupid cat crawling up to the top of the old banyan tree? The squad leader has good eyesight and is always the first to find such an event... I will also help. , Zhuang Ni, you can't come."

"I don't want to climb a tree like a monkey." Zhuangni brows her head. "But I can watch somebody climb a tree like a monkey, and color, let's go."

So I, Big Horn, Zhuang Ni, Gong Caicai came out from the classroom, and I met the five tigers in the criminal department halfway. After hearing the incident, the criminal star volunteered to take the ladder and mattress for us. Several of us first came to the banyan tree and met the squad leader.

"It's Amy's pet, our school cat tyrant."

The big horn went into the worried squad leader under the banyan tree and looked up at the height.

"Not a microphone, it is a smaller cat."

The squad leader pointed out to us that in the autumn leaves of the yellow leaves, we finally saw a small white cat with white flowers.

"It's so pitiful." Gong Caicai suddenly became more worried than the squad leader. "We must find a way to save it, or it will definitely fall if it falls."

"Not necessarily." Among the few people, Zhuang Ni was the most indifferent. "The cat has nine lives. This sentence is not a white one. Their body balance ability is far more than that of human beings. The height of about 10 meters can be jumped directly. Can you land on all fours."

"But this cat is too small." The squad leader's eyes flashed with motherhood light. "We can't take the risk. It rushes out on the branches, obviously it's not coming."

"It doesn't matter." I said, "The five tigers in the penalty department may soon lift the ladder and the mattress..."

Halfway through the words, I suddenly received a call from the criminal star. On the phone, he could not help but swear to me:

"Ye's big brother, it's not good. The door lock of the sports warehouse was broken by the students. The physical education teacher couldn't open it. He was going to contact the locksmith to solve it. It is estimated that the ladder and the ladder will not be available for a while. The mattress is up."

Your sister, who is so owed, what is the fun of the door lock, there are not enough two girlfriends, left hand and right hand, actually have to pay attention to play the door lock.

After hearing this unfortunate news, the squad leader and Gongcai Cai were even more anxious. Zhuang Ni proposed: "Let the big horn lay on the ground and the belly is up, you can not replace the mattress."

The big horn was too late to attack, but the squad leader vetoed it seriously: "The thickness is enough, but it is not big enough..."

"The squad leader, you don't bring this." The big horn is airy. "Zhuang Ni satirizes me. If you follow me with a piece of irony, I will... I will go on a hunger strike."

"Hungry hunger strike." Zhuang Ni smiled and laughed. "From eating six meals a day to eating five meals a day."

The big horn showed the lobster pliers and was looking for Zhuangni to settle accounts, but saw Xiaoqin holding a bottle of yogurt and coming over.

"Hey, everyone is here, is there anything fun in the tree?"

The squad leader excitedly stepped forward and hugged Xiaoqin's shoulder.

"Xiao Qin, only you will climb the tree, can you climb to the top of the tree to save the kitten, please."

Xiaoqin, who suddenly became the focus of everyone’s eyes, blinked. "Oh, people are weak girls. How can they have the savage skills of climbing trees? The squad leader heard where you heard..."

"On Angel Island, I saw you climbing the tree and picking the coconut." The squad leader pointed out seriously.

Xiao Qin was covered with black lines. "That, that is the illusion caused by low pressure..."

"Don't pretend, Xiaoqin." The big speaker stood up to the squad leader again. "Now everyone knows that you are a martial arts master. When you were a child, you are as crazy as a boy. You don't like cats too. If you can save the cat. Everyone will thank you."

"Yeah, don't pretend." Recently, I contacted Xiaoqin quite a lot and said, "You must have climbed a tree like a monkey when you were a child."

"Don't pretend..." Gong Caicai immediately stunned her mouth after saying these three words. She didn't know if she was used to attaching others, or she accidentally said her true opinion about Xiaoqin.

"What do you say." Xiaoqin tilted her head and smiled and walked closer to the palace, but the bottle of yoghurt was pinched in her hands.

"I was wrong, Xiaoqin classmates please forgive me." Gong Caicai clasped his little head and melon helplessly squatted on the ground. "I should not satirize Xiaoqin, I don't know how it happened, then A few words blurted out..."

Probably this sentence is too long, I have to say it.

Under the pleading of the big horn and the squad leader, Xiaoqin Honghong forgave the palace lottery a lot, but still did not promise to climb the tree to the kitten.

"What a joke, you didn't find out that I was wearing a skirt. If I climbed to such a height, I would show my **** like a monkey."

"I know that wearing a skirt is not very elegant." The squad leader said as he looked at the cat on the top of the tree. "But fortunately it is autumn now, there are thick tights under the skirt..."

“It’s easy to say.” Xiaoqin’s hands clasped his chest and sandwiched the yogurt bottle in the middle. It’s quite like the position of Linghu’s sword. “Since there is no danger of going out, why shouldn’t you climb the tree, your future? Volunteer is a criminal policeman. When he was a child, he also studied wild life in the forest area. You should not know nothing about climbing trees."

The squad leader bit his lip and finally bowed his head and admitted: "Yes, I should have climbed the tree..."

"Hey." Xiaoqin, as if he had discovered the current fraudster, reached out to the squad leader. "You obviously climb the tree but you can't help but die. You have to wait for me to climb up and go ugly. The heart is simply too bad."

"How can I not know the squad leader, you will climb the tree." Zhuang is very surprised.

"I, I will climb the tree." The squad leader has a shy color. "I climbed to the top of a small tree to save the cat in the third grade, but the cat was very afraid of me, I broke my clothes. I finally climbed the tree, but it jumped on my own, but fortunately I was not injured, but I was entangled in the branches because my hair was too long, and I couldn’t get it anyway. Finally, I fired the fire brigade to save me..."

"I remembered." The big horn of the same elementary school on the squad leader took the boxing ceremony. "There is really one thing. Everyone also rumors that you climbed the tree and wanted to pick the fruit."

The squad leader certainly did not pick the fruit in the tree, but her face was red like an apple.

"Xiao Qin, my ability to climb trees is really not very good, and it may be wrapped around the hair by the branches... And the ordinary cats and dogs are afraid of me. In case I climbed up, the kitten was scared to jump. What to do down, please, please help me."

The squad leader folded his hands together and prayed to Xiaoqin for help.

"That's okay." Xiaoqin flattened his mouth. "Looking at me is also a part of the cat family. I went to the bedroom to change a pair of sweatpants and came back to climb the tree."

"But..." the squad leader hurriedly said, "Why wouldn't it be too late? In fact, there is no difference between our school uniform pantyhose and leggings, and when you climb the tree, we will be surrounded by trees. Let others close..."

"No," Xiaoqin insisted. "No matter whether it is stockings or pantyhose, the girl can't let other people see the skirt. This is a public occasion. I will definitely see the tree climbed by boys other than Alin, unless The squad leader, you are willing to take off your clothes and streaking on the campus, so that the attention of the boys is attracted to you, and I can take the opportunity to climb the tree and save the cat."

What awkward idea, even if you want to transfer the attention of the boys, do not use the squad leader to pay such a huge price, let Cao Gonggong streaking more cost-effective, even if this dead fat streaking, most students will collectively watch.

"The squad leader couldn't agree." Zhuang was cold and cold. "She didn't even want to do the two mannequins in private, let alone streaking in public."

I suddenly realized that Zhuangni taught Xiaoqin to paint and focus on the woman's body sketch. It seems that an important reason is to find an excuse for the squad leader to undress as a model.

"Not for myself, but to let Xiaoqin improve his painting skills." It is estimated that Zhuang Ni did not use such a big word to persuade the squad leader.

"Naked, streaking is absolutely impossible." The squad leader was anxious like an ant on a hot pot. "That, if you want to climb the tree to save the cat, I will privately... privately give you and Zhuangni once. Mannequins."

Zhuang Ni’s eyes lit up. “This is true.”

In order to keep the kitten's life safe, the squad leader nodded with a bite of his teeth. "As long as you promise, don't draw my face and don't make the painting public. I can try it once..."

Zhuang Ni reached out and pointed to the palace color. If the color is also used as a model, the transaction will be established.

"What, what." Gong Caicai sees himself as a bargaining chip, and soon he will take off his clothes in front of Zhuang Ni and Xiaoqin. He can’t help but feel black and stand up and fall almost.

Xiaoqin whispered. "I am not very looking forward to seeing the naked bodies of her. Zhuang Ni, you are cool, what good is it."

Zhuangni lowered the volume. "I will help you draw a 6-page background in the next issue of "Detective Li Ergou" comics, and even help you draw a few female characters."

Seeing to persuade the squad leader and Gong Caicai to take off their own sketches, Zhuang Ni reveals the cheeky cheeky expression of her cheeks. "Xiao Qin, you help me this time, I will not forget you, hurry up and **** it. The cat will save it."