I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"It’s ridiculous." Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin’s defense. "Even if Marilyn Monroe has extra toes and incandescent bulbs put into the mouth, it is true. Hippo is the second most murderous in the world. Animals are also untenable."

"Mosquitoes are the first to kill animals without controversy, because it can infect malaria. Malaria kills more than one million people every year. For the same reason, tsetse flies that infect African sleeping sickness are the second most murderous animals. The human being killed by this disease is close to 100,000 a year..."

"Hey." Xiaoqin lowered his voice and said to me, "This kind of flies, called the color, can be really ferocious. Actually, it can kill 100,000 people every year. It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. what."

Enough, the "color" of the tsetse fly and the "color" of the palace color are not a word. The scientific name of the tsetse fly is "tiger fly" and the translation of "fly" is a very ugly and very ferocious The blood-sucking flies, and the palace color, have no similarities.

Zhuang then went on to state: "The snake and the scorpion are the third and fourth in the number of killers. They kill 50,000 and 5,000 people each year, and then they can turn to the hippo. The hippo looks docile but easy to be irritated every year. There are no fewer than 3,000 people killed by hippos..."

I have to admit that Zinni’s knowledge is very rich and the data is accurate. Most of the 3,000 people killed by hippos every year are black uncles in Africa. Last year, an unfortunate Chinese female tourist was killed by a hippo in Kenya. It was she who angered the hippo mother when she took pictures of the little hippo.

"There are loopholes." Xiao Qin said, "Malaria and sleeping sickness kill a lot of humans. Isn't there enough people to kill the plague, why not put the mouse in the first place."

The squad leader who didn't like the black mouse frowned slightly, probably the horror scene of the black-sucking rat group in his mind.

Zhuang Ni replied without hesitation: "The main target of the plague is the fleas in mice. Therefore, although the number of plagues killing humans is large, rats and fleas cannot be alone, and they must be removed from the entire rankings. I added the groin to the leaderboard, and the hippo is not ranked second anyway. Your argument is wrong, so Ye Lin must be sentenced to death."

This is where it is, why the hippo won't get the killer runner-up, I will be executed, and the trial court's trial logic is completely broken.

Because the cold knowledge, including the hippo, was told to Xiaoqin before, I said in order to maintain my face: "The argument of the defender is not wrong, but the language is a little bit small, she originally thought It is said that the second most common animal that kills humans directly is the hippo without relying on germs or toxins."

"Yes, yes." Xiaoqin rushed to appease. "I just want to say that because I was nervous, I said something was missing."

Zhuang Ni snorted and reminded us: "According to your rule, the hippo should be the first animal to kill human beings, because the mosquitoes that have transmitted the disease have been eliminated by you. Isn't it?"

"This..." Xiaoqin was speechless, and I threw out the long-prepared argument: "It’s my fault to put mosquitoes in the first place. In fact, killing the first human animal directly is nothing else. It is human beings. Do you want to deny that human beings are a kind of animals?"

"The master said it is good." Cao Gonggong applauded in the audience. "The Jedi counterattack is well-founded and convincing. The master of this debate is the best debater."

"This is not an animal-themed debate." Jiang Qian said, "The court debate should not be concerned about whether the suspect is guilty or not guilty."

Jiang Qian’s three prospective boyfriends are also vocal:

"Yes, the hippo has nothing to do with the case. The defender throws the hippo as an argument to delay the time."

"Yes, even if Ye Lin is robbery, riding a hippo can't prove that he is not guilty."

"In favor, even if Ye Lin himself is a hippo, it is also legally responsible for robbing other people's property."

Xiaoqin seems to have got some revelation, and said to himself: "Because A Lin is very good, the nostrils are getting bigger and bigger, so it is really dangerous to become a hippo..."

Who is the hippo, is it not enough to give me the nickname "野驴"?

Zhuang Ni gently tapped the blackboard eraser that served as the law.

"The defender's sophistry is not established at all. The defendant Ye Lin used the violent coercion method to rob the students outside the 28th for the purpose of illegal possession. The consequences of the minor injury to the victim during the robbery were serious and in line with the Criminal Law. The provisions of the Articles constitute the crime of robbery. Article 263 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China stipulates that if public or private property is robbed by violence, coercion or other means, it shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years and not more than ten years, and shall be fined; , sentenced to more than 10 years imprisonment, life imprisonment or death penalty, and fined or confiscated property: (1) robbery at home; (2) robbery on public transport; (3) robbery of banks or other financial institutions (4) The number of times of robbery or robbery is huge; (5) The robbery causes serious injury and death; (6) The name is Ye Lin..."

Hello, what is the situation in Article 6? Why do I have to be severely sentenced for calling this name? This version of the Criminal Law of the People’s Republic of China is edited by Zhuang Ni.

"No way." Xiaoqin patted the table and interrupted Zhuangni’s verdict. In a day, the protagonist wants to transform into a posture. "I suspect that the deputy presiding judge and the presiding judge are not mentally normal. It is estimated to be from Dongshan. If you escape from a mental hospital, you must pass my test to prove that you are not mentally ill."

"What test." Zhuang looked curiously at Xiaoqin, because Xiaoqin and others recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.

Xiaoqin pointed to the blackboard with his hand. "I suspect that the deputy presiding judge’s brain cognitive area is out of order. She may not be able to distinguish between biological and abiotic differences. Although she just talked a lot about animals, I think She has no real concept about these animals. For example, she only reads the word hippo, but she doesn't even know what a hippo is. If you don't admit this, just draw a hippo on the blackboard. Let's see."

Xiaoqin’s unreasonableness reached a new realm, which led to the following people who knew Zhuang Ni’s smile.

Zhuang Ni's painting skills are very high, but she likes to depict melancholy girls, gothic landscapes and abyssal stars, rarely depicting animals, especially hippos, which are extremely lacking in lily beauty. It’s hard for her to draw a hippo on the blackboard.

However, Zhuangni had to fight against Xiaoqin today. She suddenly got up and took a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped on the platform. She was very masterful and began to draw a realistic hippo on the blackboard.

The number of pens, the top of the hippo and the two small ears that were so cute, jumped out and made the audience look amazed.

"There are still ten minutes." The squad looked at the wall clock above the blackboard and reminded that she also understood that the free-formed mock court drama had completely lost control and could only pray that the farce had ended early.

"Slow, slow." See Zhuang Ni began to draw a hippo, Xiaoqin rushed to jump, "I asked to compete with the deputy judge, I have to go up to draw hippo, if I paint better than the deputy judge, I should judge A Lin is not guilty."

Which country will have such a wonderful sinless defense, if guilty and innocence is determined by the skill of painting, then Da Vinci and Van Gogh’s hooligans are not a rampant existence.

Before waiting for the court to approve Xiaoqin, she jumped onto the podium table and picked up a piece of chalk to start painting a cartoon-style hippo on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she was too eager, the sound of chalk rubbing the blackboard made many students frown. Ears.

Hey, Xiaoqin’s paintings have grown. Although this hippo is childish, it can be seen as an animal, no longer a pure potato and eggplant combination.

But why is this hippo so thin, ill, and the ears are unexpectedly long, and Xiao Qin smothered it twice with the blackboard to shorten the ear to its normal length...

Xiong Yaoyue couldn’t help but vomit: "Is this a hippo? How does it look a bit like a scorpion?"

I rubbed it, it was really a scorpion change, Xiaoqin painted the ear of the scorpion short, then painted the nostrils, and changed a scorpion into a hippo, and when I could not paint, I looked back. I think of me as a sketching model.

In your eyes, I am a real wild animal, and then Hippo is my short-eared, obese version. If there is no table in front of me, I will definitely smash the table.

Under the sneer of the class, Zhuang Ni paused for a moment and looked at Xiao Qin. When she realized that Xiao Qin was in Linyi, the corner of her mouth could not help but pick a curve.

"Look at what." Xiaoqin was dissatisfied with his paintings. He repeatedly used the blackboard to erase and correct it. Her hippocampus with a seven-pointed look has already had a Picasso style.

"Dangdang, when you should be a jingle,"

Just as everyone was looking forward to the absurd trial of the paintings, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and the fluorescent lamps on the ceiling also dropped a lot of dust.

The squad leader responded for the first time: "It is an earthquake. Everyone should protect their heads from turmoil. There is no precedent for a major earthquake in Dongshan City, and it should be passed soon."

As the squad leader said, the earthquake felt completely disappeared after only five or six seconds, but everyone just breathed a sigh of relief. The heavy blackboard that was more than one meter high and three meters long on the desk table was unclear. The sound, then Taishan pressed down like a crown.

I am going to go, it is not fun to be on the blackboard. When my dad lectured at the university, there was a blackboard accidental drop. The female teacher of the lecture was directly on the desk, and the three front teeth were smashed. It’s gone, now Xiaoqin and Zhuang are in the same danger.

My body went to the rescue like a tiger down the mountain, but I knew that it was too late. I was separated from the platform by a desk where the desks were put together. Before I approached, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be smashed into the blackboard.

At the beginning of the millennium, Xiaoqin turned her head and talked to me, and then made a decision that I was afraid of even her own surprise.