I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Ren, Auntie, you are amazing..."

My poor language has no idea what to say.

Auntie was a little surprised: "Do you know me? Where do you know my surname?"

How do you let Auntie actually you don't recognize who I am? You just stopped a passer-by to let him mess up and kick, what is the idea?

"I, I usually like to watch movies and magazines. I have seen your photos in some reports. I know that you are a very powerful finger. Oh, that's it..."

It is a last resort to say that this kind of lie will be dismantled in the future. In short, I am not ready to formally talk to Auntie.

"Oh, you know who I am, then it's easy..."

Auntie took out a can of beer from his pocket and leaned back against the railing and drank it.

Don't drink it! Auntie, are you going to get drunk? And I thought that your pockets are loaded with special items for the Wushu, or flying tiger claws and night clothes, and the results are all beer?

"Kid, do you want to be an extra actor?"

"Eh?"

"I recently took a kungfu drama series with the United States. The extras are not enough. Let's fill it up!"

Is this the "Magic Legend" starring Amy? I don't want to shoot with Amy! And I fake the passers-by to follow the auntie filming, sooner or later will wear the help of the stuffing!

"No, no, no aunt, I still have things, I will go first..."

I said, turned and wanted to run.

"Do you dare!?" Auntie screamed and almost pulled out my heart.

"Why, why do you want me to be an extra actor..."

I asked pitifully.

"No, I am just looking at the Americans. I have to rely on the wire rope to turn over the head, and still charge the big cards in front of the camera... It’s better to take more shots of the extras who will work hard!"

"Yes, but you just said, I am a layman, I won't work hard!"

"Do you always have real material than they are? Look at your running posture, the upper body muscles should be no less exercise, and the shirtless shirt should be pretty good!"

Eh? From the running position, not only can I see where I was hurt, but also how much my muscles are there? In front of the martial arts predecessors, how do I feel that wearing clothes is equal to not wearing them!

"Auntie, you really laugh, I am an extra actor, isn't it a movie?"

"That's right, I just want you to rob the show! Shame and shame, look at those starring talents! They are almost the same age as you. Because of their pampering, it is a little harder and bigger martial arts can't do it. Did you have to modify the action on the spot?"

Although I am very happy to be able to help the aunt, but if I let the scene do 720° and then flip the meditation, this kind of difficult action for human life, I still don't let the Americans see jokes.

"Well, let's aunt, thank you for your kindness... I really don't have a talent for performance. Would you let me go?"

Auntie lifted the beer to her lips and made a sound.

"Who said that you don't have a talent for performance? Ye Lin, you are crazy in front of me, isn't it decent?"

Eh? Did you ever know my identity as a former aunt? Just playing a monkey like me, watching my joke?

This is much worse than I admitted at the beginning! I am hanging in the eyes of my nephew, I don’t know how Ren Ayi will count me.

"Hey, you think, my daughter's brain has been in love for so long, I am a mother, don't you even confirm what you look like now?"

It seems that I have been exposed for a long time, and I don’t know when I have been observing me in secret.

I can't help but bow down. If someone passes by, I will definitely think that this is the elders who are scolding the younger generation.

Auntie sighed.

"Unfortunately, my daughter is with me. When I am in love, my IQ is 0. As a person, I can't help but check my daughter."

I said that I looked up and down again.

"Kid, your face is long and broken!"

For such outspoken comments, I can only smile.

"I used to give you sugar to eat before? I remember when you were very cute when you were a child, your dad didn't give you a Sanlu, you become this virtue?"

How can I answer? I said that I blame your daughter. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and swearing revenge. In the end, I was born with my heart. Did the result become the current fierce?

It is really impossible to say! The bully is not bullying me in front of her mother, and I am not arrogant to Ren Aunt because of the self-respect of the man. At the age of 7 or 7 years old, I could hold back the small report. As a result, I went to middle school now. Instead, I would like to tell the aunts about these things.

No, if you are an aunt, you will be a genetic mutation.

"Hey, your legs are really short."

Eh? How can I talk about what I care most about in person! Auntie, you are too much! I am so hard to believe that my legs are not particularly short, why remind me again!

"Is it with your father? Although your father and son are not low, they are all short legs... Yes, your father has to go back to teach?"

"No, no..."

I replied innocently.

"It's useless! I gave it to my tutor at the earliest time. Then I gave up the teacher completely. What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online shop and sold some things that are not the same?"

It’s not three or four! Those things are placed on the street, and they will all be confiscated by the police on charges of indecent assault!

"Isn't marriage a failure? I can't stand up in a blow. If I don't have a son, I really doubt that he doesn't have a long egg!"

Hey, hello, let auntie, you are under the mouth, although Dad is not in the eyes of me, you should not doubt that he is not a man!

"He is self-satisfied, and his education must be completely defeated! Your father and son are the same waste, I am angry when I look at it!"

"Ren, Auntie, you can, I can, don't marry my dad, he is not easy..."

In desperation, I almost said that Dad is a senior commentator of A film. It is very difficult to write a report every time I read the A film.

"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life and death! He taught the son of such a waste, and it caused me trouble. I didn't face him and he gave me a big face!"

I haven’t said anything about the aunt’s rush.

Slightly breathing, Auntie asked: "Ye Lin, what is your daughter's business plan?"

"This... now we are still young, not when we are in love?"

At this moment, I am grateful to the teaching director for the unchanging official position.

"Let me perfuse me! Now you are still young, what will you do in the future? What are you going to do in the future?"

It seems that today’s aunt will not let me go.

I didn't think about what to do in the future, but I couldn't help but answer it under the gaze of Auntie's blade.

"I will, afterwards... Xiao Cing will not like me as I used to?"

Any aunt looks a sink.

"What is my daughter, my heart is clear. You simply point, say directly that you like her or not!"

"Hey? This..." I was very sad.

"You don't like her? Then you hate her?"

"You can't say that..." I am vague.

"Kid, do you mean that you hate or like my daughter, and you don't know what you are?"

I hurried down the steps. "Well, that's about it..."

With a bang, the empty beer can was pinched by Auntie with one hand.

She looked at my eyes as if the lioness was trying to protect her children, and she was going to be as hard as the coming dog.

"Ye Lin, if I don't care about it, a girl like Xiaoqin, with you, will definitely lose money after a long time... I don't want that kind of thing to happen!"

I nodded my head and later felt that it was wrong and started shaking my head again.

"I don't care how open your young people are. In short, before you go to high school, you can do this at most. I will ask you more than one point!"

Auntie, I have to say that you are a bit too optimistic... In fact, we have not only kissed us, but also kissed the tongue, not only the tongue, but also when you go to take a bath, openly in your home.

"What do you think? You are not satisfied?"

Even Auntie, who drank two cans of beer, had a reddish eye.

"No, I am not dissatisfied...but I am aunt, sometimes Xiaoqin is very scary, I am completely passive! The tree is quiet and the wind is not!"

It’s ridiculous to see how my daughter’s brain is left behind. Perhaps Auntie also imagined that she had been stunned for a long while before she slowly said:

"I am not completely unreasonable. If it is Xiaoqin's fault, I will close one eye and close one eye, but I warn you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's stomach bigger. ......"

Originally, it has been smashed once by Auntie. For the average person, there is no beer space for any compression space. Actually, it makes a loud noise, and in the palm of any aunt, it becomes a metal block smaller than the CPU.

Any aunt like a dark weapon throws a metal block into the trash can, saying in an understatement:

"At the time, your dad's egg is the end of the game."

Eh? Even if I had a nuclear bomb-level tragedy that made Xiaoqin pregnant, what is the punishment for me, what is the relationship with my dad's egg?

"Do you think I don't want to pinch your eggs? But when the time, Xiaoqin will protect you, I have to let your father have been accepted!"