I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Zhuang Ni behind the desk with a model smirk and entered the role with me at the same time.

"Customers, our soap is no problem, the unopened goods will not be returned."

"But there is no opening at all." I pointed at the soap and shouted, too realistic acting was a little scary to the palace.

Zhuang Ni does not change color. "Although there is no Kaifeng in the physics, you have already opened it in spirit."

What is this paradox? You said in a pun, I am not a virgin in spirit. The specific content of the dreams made by Xiao Yin should not be known to outsiders. Even if you know by hacking, there is nothing to be proud of. I am ooxx you hundreds of times on the spiritual level.

"What does this soap have been opened in spirit?" I continued to play the arrogant customer. Xiao Qin looked at it and found it interesting, so I came to join in the fun.

"Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand, just like we are not physically combined, but I feel that we have combined in spirit, I think I am your spiritual wife."

"Less nonsense." I said very fiercely to Xiaoqin. "You are all a group of clerk. If you don't give me this soap, if you don't retire, I won't finish it with you."

"Is it?" Zunni, like the commentator of the zoo, pointed to my position in the palace.

"Customers will enter the violent state of bluffing when they are refused. At this time, they should not be hard-hitting with them. The face should continue to hang with a friendly smirk, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. I will show you a bit……"

"This customer, you find that soap is not easy to use, it is not easy to use when you use it, or when you use it with your friends, it is not easy to use."

Your sister, do you insinuate that I am playing with soap? Of course, I use it when I take a bath.

"Oh, it turns out that you feel that soap is not good when you take a bath." Zhuang nodded with a very understanding of the other person's attitude. "So, this soap has been unpacked and used, since this is the case. , our store can no longer return you, sorry."

The **** actually seduce me into the logic trap, although I said at the outset that I wanted to withdraw the soap because it was not easy to use, but the soap in front of me was not unpacked.

"Listen well." I slightly stabilized my emotions. "I bought it with two pieces of soap. I used the unpacked one to feel uncomfortable, so I have to take it back without breaking it. My request is quite reasonable."

"That..." Zhuang Ni still had a smirk on her face. "When you use the customer, you are alone, or at the same time as your friend."

"Of course I am alone. You have repeatedly asked me if I have a friend."

"Oh." Zhuang Ni brought a slightly regrettable expression. "I am sorry, the store manager stipulates that only the soap that feels uncomfortable when used together with the base friend can be returned. Your situation is not a return condition. We can't help. ""

"What **** shop rules, call out your store manager, I want to talk to him and teach him to be a man."

"What." Xiaoqin changed his face aside. "You have to be a squad."

Because I used too many acting skills when I was a customer, Gongcai Cai had been widening her eyes. During the period, Ai Ai did not dare to interject. At this time, Zhuang Ni pointed out that she pointed to me and said to Gong Caicai:

“Have you learned the trick? If the customer is not convinced by the rules you have compiled, and still arrogantly like a mountain gorilla, then you will throw a more outrageous rule and then push the responsibility to the store manager. The veteran store manager who has decades of experience in animal husbandry will take out a fast-rotating banana and throw it at the mountain gorilla. The gorilla will leave after getting the banana because of the low IQ..."

"Gorilla, banana." Gong Caicai did not understand.

Zhuangi shrugged. "I am referring to coupons. Once I get the coupons that the store manager offers that seem to be concessions, most of the SB customers will leave with satisfaction. You don't like animals, the whole process. Nothing complicated, as long as you don't treat customers as human beings, you can treat them as a kind of arrogant animal. Your request to reject them is to appease animals. The only thing to keep in mind is that you always have a smirk on your face. ."

Gong Caicai shook his head and shook his head. "No, even if it is an animal request, I can't bear to refuse it, or you refuse to return the customer, I will pack it for them."

"Do you sing a red face, I sing a black face." Zhuang Ni dialed the oblique bangs in front of her hand. "There is nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can drink tea by the way."

Because Zhuangni knows that the squad leader is secretly preparing her to celebrate her birthday, her mood is better than usual, and there are more words than usual.

When the big horn cleaned the floor, a large scale weighing heavy goods was found in the corner of the wall, so Xiaoqin, who was checking the price tag next to him, said, "Hey, you stand up, I will see how much you weigh. ”

"No," Xiaoqin quickly refused. "Girls' weight is state secret and cannot be disclosed casually."

The big horn looked up and down the little celery, and Tucao said: "It’s not too light for weight. You know that with the American weight standard, you are all slim and have a female student who lost less than 100 pounds. My classmates suspect that I have been subjected to domestic abuse. The US standard is very good. When China can implement it, it is better to be the standard of the Tang Dynasty..."

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue came over. She saw the big scales. She jumped up and squatted. She stood up on her hips and asked her big horn: "What is the weight of the widow?"

As a result, the measurement method of the large scale was very primitive. There was no intuitive dial. The big horn frowned and studied for a while, but did not understand.

"It’s stupid." Xiong Yaoyue sarcastically said, "Change to stand up, I will give you a reading."

"Get it," said the big horn. "Don't think that I don't know what your brain is. I can't read it. You can't read it."

She said that she stood upright and stood up.

The heads of Xiong Yaoyue and Xiao Qin are close together and study the readings of the scales.

"That, is 500 pounds or 1000 pounds..."

"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"

"500 pounds is the fat pig to be slaughtered." Big horn airway, "I don't see readings as I honestly admit, don't guess."

Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, didn't know when she came to this side. She saw the big horn standing on the scale and frowned and shook her head:

"You, if you want to know the weight of the big horn, it is impossible to rely on the instrument alone. You must find Cao Chong."

Xiong Yaoyue, "Who is Cao Chong."

Xiaoqin grinned and said: "It is the primary school text "Cao Chong called the elephant"."

"You are an elephant, your whole family is an elephant." The big horn jumped from the scales, chasing Zhuang Ni to lick her neck, and finally the squad leader spoke out to stop their choking.

"Don't play, it will start business at 7:30, and the preparation work is done. Although the convenience store business is not hot, but the whole school teachers and students are likely to come here to buy things, we can not give high school (3 ) The class is shameful, you have to come up with the best mental outlook."

"Yes, sir." Xiong Yaoyue took the lead and marched to the squad leader for a military ceremony. Xiaoqin also imitated the action of girlfriends.

Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed at school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping late. They came to the convenience store to buy things very early in the morning. Although the squad leader let us cheer up, I feel that It is not until nine o'clock that someone will enter.

The result was beyond my expectation. At 7:30, I just started to open the business, and I came in from the main entrance of the convenience store. I couldn’t see who Cao Gonggong was.

"Hey,." Cao Gonggong squinted with his hands and smiled and walked in. He said hello to everyone while walking.

"Master, squad leader, and other dear classmates, I heard that you are here to replace the clerk on duty today, especially to see you."

The big horn screamed: "I don't welcome you, just go shopping without buying anything."

Cao Gonggong said: "How can I not buy things? I am planning to buy things so early. You are now a clerk, and you should not be so disrespectful to customers."

"I just don't respect you." The big horns akimbo, "I have the ability to complain to me."

The big horn had no psychological pressure on the staff of the day. Cao Gonggong had no choice but to hang around with her.

Going to a shelf selling cleaning supplies, Cao Gonggong saw Xiong Yaoyue standing nearby, so he pointed to a glove on the shelf and asked: "What kind of material is this glove?"

"Do you have eyes that you don't see yourself?" Xiong Yaoyue turned his eyes to Cao Gonggong and loved to ignore it.

"Squad leader, this attitude can't be done." Cao Gonggong turned to the squad leader and complained, "Vigny she doesn't care about me. Waiting for other customers to come to her, she will do the same, and will discourage our class."

The squad leader thought about this truth, so he said to Xiong Yaoyue: "We should try our best to help customers solve the problem. Now that other customers have not come yet, you will take Cao Jinglian as a customer sample and conduct a field exercise."

With the squad's decree, Cao Gonggong proudly continued to refer to the kind of gloves and asked: "What is this material?"

Xiong Yaoyue took it and looked at the label. "Latex is a latex glove that washes things with cold water in winter and doesn't hurt your hands. You ask what you did, but you haven't seen you doing it."

"What gloves." Cao Gonggong pretends to look like his ears are not working.

"Latex gloves, you haven't even heard of latex gloves." Xiong Yaoyue was impatient.

"Why don't you wear latex gloves to hurt your hands?" Cao Gonggong asked again with a look of thirst.

"Because it is made of latex." Xiong Yaoyue's patience is reaching its limit.

"Latex is very amazing." Cao Gonggong put on a look to be debated with Xiong Yaoyue. "How do you prove to me that your latex is very powerful?"

Cao Gonggong said as he looked at the two hemispheres of Xiong Yaoyue’s chest.

"Go to death, don't I haven't seen a film." Xiong Yaoyue woke up, and an attack aimed at the crotch made Cao Gonggong smashed.

"Latex comes to the latex, you are cheaper than me, and the old lady is not so good."

===The dividing line of the popular leaderboard ===

In Group A, the self-proclaimed Loli control [Tianwang State 飒] voted for a 1,000-vote March ticket to Amy, and Amy was advancing on the road to regain the third place.

In addition, after getting 100 VIPs who were [not afraid of it], Xiaoyin sauce was promoted to Group A (top ten), while Auntie and Optimus Prime fell into Group B, but Optimus Prime was very good. It occupied the first place in Group B and continued the excellent tradition of Group B, which was dominated by non-humans.

In group B, Zhuangni's mother was promoted to the group B and Shusha's mother in the continuous voting of [Chasing Dreams]. This is the rhythm of the mother-in-law.

In Group C, after Zhuang Ni’s mother was promoted to Group B, Cao Gonggong was in the first place.