I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Go to your sister's "Octopus", which is a variant of the tentacle flow in Japanese h cartoons. Even if you make money by shooting a normal movie, you always want to take a film, right?"

"Don't refuse to do so." Director Cao disappointed. "You see how many exciting words in the octopus, such as this paragraph: 'The devil's head, just tell the location of the time bomb, otherwise I will use My tentacles will torture you to survive and not die. These just tentacles, even the wettest and darkest abyss, will bravely advance and never look back."

"Which Nyima wrote the lines, the monster that has long tentacles from ancient times to today is just right, don't say it, I definitely don't play this film. Who do you want to play for? ”

Listening to my strict rejection, Director Cao scratched his ears. "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you. Another similar script I have on hand will not work. This is written by a Japanese friend. The name is " I was turned into a girl by the gods and forced to marry the tentacles..."

Rolling, Nima's script quickly gave me humanity destruction. You simply went to Shuzhe to play this drama.

Director Cao didn't give up, and gave me the script content of "Chinese Heroes' Anti-Japanese King".

"In this film, you have to fight against the violent group of the Japanese rogues, the 'true group'..."

"Whoever took the name, it hasn't been worsened by this. It doesn't matter if it sounds like a weak enemy."

Seeing that I am also very dissatisfied with "Chinese Heroes' Anti-Japanese King", Director Cao is quite wronged.

"Small leaves, this film is the most reasonable. It is more reasonable than those anti-Japanese dramas put on TV. You think about it, I am martial arts, and I am ninja. You see this balance, you I feel that the name of the Zhenxun group is not good. I can change it. I originally thought that the Zhenxun group is like the Warrior Group. It’s a bit wrong..."

After I rejected a lot of scripts, Director Cao took out the things at the bottom of the box.

"Small leaves, I bet you are interested in this script, but I have carefully selected it from more than a hundred scripts, and I think whoever plays this movie will definitely leave a lot of color in the history of Chinese film. One stroke."

I saw the arrogant bombardment of Director Cao, and I took a look at it. I saw seven words on the cover of the script, "The Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi."

Just flipped two pages and saw the lines inside it are like this:

"The mission of the Prime Minister is to save China."

"Quickly think about dealing with Godzilla, the Prime Minister."

"The Prime Minister, the American mutant experiment is out of control, and the Wolverine and the dead waiter have been killed. Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people."

"The Prime Minister, the three-body star has arrived. They invite you to participate in the First Budokai of the Universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use the Starship to destroy the Earth. You have the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world. Please win. ""

"Premier, Prime Minister, you have worked hard for the country for the rest of your life, and finally you have to work hard to drive the Westward Journey. We will inherit your legacy and cultivate a prime minister to give the people a black pot."

Not only the words were written in full, but the ending songs were written.

"The Conditions of the Prime Minister"

Crossroads that have been walked

Still leaving the Marxist-Leninist smoke

And the new China million martyrs

The flesh and blood wall is silently whispering

In the air, the madness of the military road to kill the boxing

Tomorrow's me, tomorrow's country, where will go

Until the last breath of life

I am going to go, this script is spoofing Zhou Enlai, and how the name of Shao Zhiqi is in the shadow of Liu `small odd, this film topic is enough, but how to pass the SARFT review.

"This is indeed a problem." Director Cao sighed. "It's rare that this script was written by an enthusiastic audience, and it is indicated that it only accepts you as the starring actress."

Enthusiastic audience, named me to be the starring, I carefully found the signature on the script with a bad hunch, and found the "small cress teacher" four small characters.

Sure enough, it was written by Xiaoqin. No wonder the script style is so familiar. I know that you have been mourning the desire of me to be a martial artist when I was a child. I am also grateful that you will take time to write a script for me after updating the comics, but this kind of The script does not say that it is made into a movie, even if you draw a comic, it is easy to be harmonious.

I haven't had a chance to cooperate with Director Cao for a long time. I can't bear to see Cao's director returning empty-handed. I recommend it to Director Cao and let Xu Shaoguan, Xu Tianming, come to the "Zhu Yuxia" male No.1.

"He will be willing to play." Director Cao was surprised. "After starring in "The Tattoo Man", his film has risen, and the Octopus is not a particularly popular character..."

Hey, you know who is playing the octopus, who will lose the funky value, then you recommend it to me.

I told Cao that I didn't have to worry. I had my own way to let Xu Tianming take the script of "The Fishman" (I have Xu Tianming's evidence of being a demon person). Director Cao saw me so sure, so cheerfully. left.

"Xu Shaoguan, you have time to be a demon person. It is better to pick up a movie directed by Cao. The male version of "The Fishman" is a bit perverted. I think it is very suitable for you. Then, if you don't pick it up, I can't do it."

There is a handle in my hand, Xu Shaoguan had to agree to my request, but afterwards it seems quite self-satisfied in the process of playing, after all, in the film, there are twelve witch opponents in the film need to "punish".

The shooting of "Zhu Yu Xia" is very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Wenwu School, including Wei Yu, have guest appearances, and even include the albinism monkeys adopted by the fire brigade of Yining District in Cui Songshan. Later, this little monkey was in the chief. The witch's shoulders left a deep impression on the movie audience. Since then, it has become an animal movie star. The appearance fee is higher than one day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only people are not as good as dogs, but often people are not as good as monkeys.

At the opening of the martial arts hall, director Cao made a movie, and Shu Zhe did **** things, I took the time to deal with the fake adult products that were last placed in the school, so as not to have a long night dream.

The massage that once caused the rumors of the girls in Qingzi High School, I threw them into the garbage dump far away from the school.

As for the leaking inflatable baby, the "Seven Fairies", I gave a performance artist who is going to hold the inflatable baby, and it is said that he is determined to compete with the inflatable baby in Beijing. Not enough to get together, and a friend of the rainbow seven-man team streaking.

Afterwards, these performance artists were questioned by the police. The police officers came to me specifically to ask if these people were carrying the inflatable baby when they were streaking.

"I gave it to them, but I don't know what they are going to do."

I put my hands in my trouser pockets and gave the horse police officer a half-sleeping face.

"It's shameful." Probably there is no real evidence. The police officer can only shout to me, "The moral standards of the entire Dongshan City have been lowered by you."

The time-delay wipes were used by me to wipe the dust on the table, which was basically quite good except for the smell of a drug.

The only accident was that I accidentally ate the abnormal spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe had brought back. It was not spicy. As a result, I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a time-lapse wipe, which made my lips numb for an afternoon.

"Bastard stuff." I put Shu Zhe on the bed and squirted out. "You don't eat the spicy chicken wings, you know that I don't eat too spicy things. What do you put back in the bedroom? It is the key to me." ""

"Oh, Ye Lin, it’s not for me to get the photographer back after I packed it. I didn’t ask you to eat it..."

After Shu Zhe appeared in **** movies in several films, the temperament was further developed to women. The voice of his screaming sounded very unsatisfactory.

"Don't dare to talk back."

The 222 bedroom was once again a meaningful day in Shu Zhe’s screams.

Seeing it came to late October, the weather in Dongshan City gradually became cold. Everyone in Qingzi High School added the lining attached to the school uniform. The girls also had black velvet stockings for autumn and winter, although the transparency could not match the stockings. But looking far away is also a beautiful landscape.

Another weekend, as Zhuangni’s birthday (also known as Halloween) is approaching, the squad leader is secretly preparing to celebrate her birthday. At this time, President He Qimei found the squad leader and said:

"Shusha, you used to have a good job at the gardener's cabin. I regret that you didn't continue to work. The staff on the campus convenience store on Sunday had some problems, which caused a clerk to come to work. I remembered that when you were a high school student, you used to help in a convenience store. Can you call a few students you can trust and help the school run a convenience store for one day?"

The squad leader’s resignation from the gardener’s hut was painstaking. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin repeatedly went to the squad leader in the gardener’s cabin on the grounds that he needed to draw a night out comic, although the English conversation environment provided by Xiao Qin also helped the squad leader. But Xiaoqin also made a sound of a pen tip on the paper in the middle of the night. This kind of sound is especially like a mouse grinding a tooth, so that the squad leader can sleep nervously, and he is embarrassed to talk to Xiaoqin.

What's more, there was a little nightmare cartoon drinking a freshly bought refreshing drink. As a result, the drink contained a trace amount of alcohol. After contact with bwk, the small amount of sake that was not good was made easier to drink. Drunk, so after the drunken, Xiaoqin appeared the little bully personality, she was throwing the paintings all over the floor, while screaming the squad leader who was not easy to fall asleep, pinching the shoulders, the squad leader did not agree to use his fist to scare She, another night bully.

Although Xiaoqing wine awkwardly apologized to the squad leader the next day, the squad leader was tired and disliked. She resigned from the part-time job of the gardener's hut. Every night she returned to the girls' bedroom to sleep with the palace color, but let the palace color less. A lot of nightmares.

Another reason why the squad leader resigned from the gardener's hut was because the president of He Qimei raised the scores of the outstanding students in the college entrance examination for the youthful high school. In addition, Shu Zhe had signed the contract with Tianmu Xingguang. I didn't see him in the film, but from time to time, he also got enough pocket money, making that part-time job less important to the squad leader.

"He, President, since the situation needs help, and you trust me so much, then I will be responsible for the convenience store at tomorrow school. I will not only complete the normal business, but also organize all the goods in good order."

President He Qimei thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he couldn't help but drop a cold sweat on his forehead.

===The dividing line of the popular leaderboard ===

Group A, yesterday's biggest variable was [sticky pot unparalleled] voted for Xu Shaoguan main May ticket and 2020 VIP ticket, I really did not expect Xu Shaoguan to become a big monthly ticket, and after getting so many votes, Xu Shao The owner suddenly jumped from the C group to the seventh group A, which is still ahead of the slag, second only to Zhuang Ni.

In addition, [sticky pot unparalleled] also voted for 1000 VIP tickets, trying to make Xiaoqin narrow the gap with the squad leader, but then there were 1055 VIPs and 2 monthly tickets for [Anonymous 14082602044565] voted for the squad leader, plus before [ The last line of loli] voted for the squad leader's January ticket, the squad leader still maintained an advantage, and approached the 80,000 mark.

Group B is relatively stable, Xiao Yin is the first, Obama is the second, and non-humans are killing the Quartet in Group B.

Group C, Zhuangni’s mother received 20 VIPs from Dreamcatcher, still occupying the first place, and the French chef received 10 VIPs from [Fengye League].