I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I feel that Xiaoqin is so active in helping the squad leader practice oral English, and most of them are not well-intentioned.

If you are in the same room as Xiaoqin, it’s just someone else. Pooh is not only the only girlfriend of Xiaoqin, but also an assistant to Xiaoqin’s cartoons (although it’s all super simple), if you let Pooh and the squad leader exchange one If you are in the month, you can improve your speaking level for the squad leader, but there must be a loss for Xiaoqin.

In Xiaoqin’s understanding, the squad leader is the standard “bad girl’s second woman” in the girl comics. Although she has no defense to the squad leader’s request, it is in line with Xiao’s “I am more staying” policy, but doing this to Xiaoqin The sacrifice is too big, and I always feel that Xiao Qin will not be so cheap.

"No, still forget it." The squad leader slammed the retreat. "I was just a whim, because I had planned to implement the 'Indoor English Speaking Practice' program with the color, but the result was that I was too shy to succeed. So... In addition, everyone’s bedroom cabinets have a lot of things to use every day. It’s too much trouble to move in and out, and they will be messed up by others when they are in the place...”

"It doesn't matter." Pooh said with no self-knowledge. "My stuff is very messy. The class leader is willing to pack it for me."

The muscles of the squad leader’s mouth twitched, and the meaning expressed in the eyes was clear: I was afraid that you would mess things up...

"The squad leader doesn't sleep in the bedroom every day." Xiaoqin said at this time, "Because the squad leader took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, it would be wrong to go to the gardener's hut every other time. If so, whenever When the squad leader went to the gardener's hut, I also moved to live with you, so that we can start to enter the happy English speaking time."

The squad leader’s face was hard-faced. “It’s good for me, but it’s very inconvenient for you.”

“Nothing is inconvenient.” Xiaoqin said, “The lights are turned off at 11 o'clock in the bedroom, but many times I only have the inspiration for drawing cartoons at night. The squad leader’s gardener’s cabin has electricity all night, I can just conceive there. Draft comics."

"But staying up late will drag down tomorrow's study..."

"I haven't saved this kind of syllabus. If you don't hurry and become a world-famous teacher of cress, you can only let Ye Lin raise me after high school. It doesn't matter."

The squad leader looked at me and looked at Xiaoqin again. He sighed. "Even if I don't let you come to the gardener's hut, will you stay up all night in the bedroom with a flashlight? If so, come over when you like." I am on duty, but the gardener's cabin is large, but there is only one bed..."

"I know." Xiao Qin nodded. "Isn't it a big double bed? Anyway, everyone is a girl. What do you have to sleep together? I don't have the habit of Cao Cao's dream of killing in my dreams... ..."

Who can guarantee that you are not, will you sit up in the middle of the night to kill the squad leader, so that you can kill the female number two in one fell swoop, right?

The squad leader saw Xiaoqin so active in improving his oral ability, and it was not good to refuse, so Xiaoqin got the right to sleep with the squad leader.

"There is nothing special to sleep with Xiaoqin."

The squad leader asked me specifically after school.

Because the squad leader knew that Xiao Qin had always disguised himself as a male when he was a child, and now he still has some sequelae, so he is a bit worried.

"It shouldn't matter." I can only use one question to answer the squad leader. " Although Xiao Qin's gender cognitive disorder has not fully recovered, he still does not regard himself as a man. You should pay attention to it. Let Xiaoqin drink alcohol."

The squad leader suddenly turned black. She probably remembered that after Xiao Qin was drunk last time, she not only slaps her back, but also slaps her own chest and says, "The only way to have a child is to have milk." ".

"What is going on in this world?" The squad leader said, "Why, in addition to guarding men, I have to guard against women. In addition to guarding Zhuang Ni, I have to guard against Xiaoqin."

"It's okay." I said to the squad leader, "Xiao Qin himself is very careful not to get alcoholic drinks. The last time she accidentally ate the sugar you brought."

Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shaoguan, was a former underwear thief, and that he had a very high probability of being a dew.

The squad leader's attention was immediately transferred.

"What is the actor who played the male No. 2 in "The Tattoo Man", Ye Lin, you have evidence."

I have a handful of both hands. "When he was an underwear thief, I was caught by the current situation. The video of our two fights that was once circulated on the Internet is that I am preventing him from committing crimes. As for whether he is a dew orphan, I am There is no definitive evidence at present, but the probability given by the causal calculation program is 89.25%."

The squad leader lowered his gaze and quietly thought about it. After a while, she raised her head.

"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Wenwu School. This can explain why he will appear in Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school are getting worse. The bigger it is."

"Yes, so I should let Xu Tianming show her feet as soon as possible, so as not to increase the number of victims... You think that we have set a trap for Xu Tianming."

"Is it similar to letting female police officers catch a strong traitor?" the squad leader said, "You mean let me be a bait."

The squad leader is an obvious leader personality and martyr personality. He can sacrifice himself without hesitation for the love and peace of the world. Therefore, her phrase "let me be a bait" has no meaning of dissatisfaction, but instead feels duty-bound.

I shook my head. "According to my intelligence, the exposed demons don't seem to harass the same girl twice. The squad leader's face is very impressive. No matter whether the exposed devil is Xu Tianming, he must have long been Remember you, it’s hard to appear in front of you for the second time."

"So, is it necessary to go to Pooh?"

The squad leader gave the second person.

"Vigny..." I said bitterly. "Vini has no such thing as a lady in all public places. It is very difficult for perverts to select her as a target."

"Little celery."

This is the third person of the squad leader.

Can't help but say that the squad leader's nomination is very scientific. Whether it is herself, Pooh or Xiaoqin, it belongs to the existence of the exposed demon who will not be empty after the enlargement. If it is the banquet, it will be seized. The exposed devil will also leave a huge psychological shadow to Gong Caicai.

"Xiao Qin does not work." After careful consideration, I analyzed with the squad leader, "Xiao Qin has a fear of men. If a man is flustered by her, she has a very high chance of entering the blackening state of the six parents. When we calm down, Xiao Qin is in a hurry. It will definitely let the exposed devil take the opportunity to escape."

The three candidates were vetoed in a row, and the squad leader also made a difficult decision.

In addition to these three people, there are really not many girls in the second (3) class who are suitable for this task.

Zhuangni hates men very much. It is really difficult for her to make this bait. Even if she looks at the squad leader's face to make bait, it is difficult to prevent the exposed devil from being castrated directly.

The big horn is too fat, I am afraid that I can't hook the interest of the exposed devil (if it is a successful version of weight loss, she is another matter).

As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she has the capital to be a bait, but she has never been able to cooperate with our actions without listening to the squad leader’s assignment.

After considering a circle and negating a circle, the squad leader said that he was a little sick and said: "Or else we try to dress up as a man."

My eyes lit up and I thought: The squad leader finally found out your brother's talent, so he laughed and said nothing, waiting for the squad leader to continue.

As a result, the squad leader almost didn't let me vomit blood three liters. She looked at my eyes very seriously and said:

"Ye Lin, I hope that you can sacrifice for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes of the drama club to wear them for you, and then help you make up your makeup and see if you can seduce the exposed devils..."

The squad leader, how dissatisfied you are to the society, can actually come up with such a bad idea, and not to mention my long-lost face, my one-meter-eight man is as strong as a cow, whoever grows up I am like this. You pushed me into the street, I want to hurt everyone’s eyes.

I did not leave any room for the squad leader to reject the proposal.

"Squad leader, the naked man carrying the telescope does not mean that his eyes are not good. You make me a man dressed as a woman not only harms my heart, but also harms the hearts of countless innocent passers-by. It is obvious that the most suitable candidate for men is women. Shu Zhe..."

Listening to me mentioning her brother's name, the squad leader's eyes suddenly stunned, and the tone also brought a little anger.

"I said that I can't help Xiaozhe's women's hobbies. He is too flamboyant and not masculine. I am already very worried. How can I ask him to wear women's clothes?"

I shrugged. "If Shuzhe is not suitable, then we can't find a bait. At least the second (3) class is not good... I have to wait for two days. I asked people who I know. No one wants to be this bait."

"Listen to you, you seem to know a lot of girls outside the school."

The squad leader’s expression was a bit unhappy.

"Not so much~~~" I waved. "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate. I also went to school in Qingzi High School. Now I am in high school. The other one is what I met when I was filming in Dongshan Film Studio. She is now Be the front desk manager at the top of the Imperial Building..."

I contacted He Ling and Su Qiao that night and asked if they had time to help me catch the pervert.

As a result, He Ling said that she joined the tennis club. The club activities were busy, and occasionally helped me to be a bait for one night, but it was impossible for several consecutive nights.

On the other side, Su Qiao was unable to work, and she heard that the exposed devil is a guy who is as strong as me. Every time she commits a crime, she must open her windbreaker to show her body to her girl.

"That, I am afraid that even if the baby can take my leave, I am not suitable to act as a bait. The body of a strong man is still a little too exciting for me. Sorry, can't help you..."

Hey, isn’t Grandma Su used your reverse therapy to cure your problem? It still left some aftereffects.