I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Before returning to school, Zunni must have been splashed with ice water and was stuck in the trachea by ice. So she stayed at home for a few days. Because she asked for sick leave to be normal, the squad leader and others were not suspicious.

However, after Zhuangni came back, she did not immediately find me trouble. Even the threat of revenge in the future is not there. I am very surprised.

Fortunately, when I was rescued by Zhuang at the time, she was in a state of fainting. It didn't seem to remember that I had torn her coat and underwear, otherwise I would never let me go so cheaply.

At this moment, the girls are still discussing, how to deal with the exposed devil or other abnormalities.

Xiong Yaoyue recalled the old man who was met on the bus at the elementary school, and said bluntly: "Bastard, the next time you take the knife with a knife, if he dares to show it, he will cut it with a knife and go home to eat it." !"

Hey! That stuff can't be said to eat and eat! Girl, your **** is going to be lost!

"In short, you can't be afraid of a metamorphosis." Zhuang Ni said to the palace color. "Nail clippers, staplers, pens, and keychains are all good self-defense props. You can safely go to criminals at that time." He said hello. Article 20, paragraph 3 of the Criminal Law stipulates that it is neither defense nor violent crimes committed by murder, murder, robbery, rape, kidnapping and other serious dangers to personal safety, such as defensive acts that cause unlawful infringement of casualties. It is also not necessary to bear criminal responsibility. This is the so-called 'special legitimate defense', and women must make good use of this."

Zhuang Ni said that she used the lingering corner of her eye to smack at me. It seems that she would not hesitate to kill me once she got the chance to "special legitimate defense".

"You can't do it because you can teach color and self-defense!" The big trumpet frowned. "The color can't even kill a bug. How can she expect her to poke the criminals with a pen? I still shouldn't let the color Go out alone!"

"This is also true," Zhuang Ni nodded. "You are fat, and there is some truth in speaking. If you want to get out of the school gate during this time, let me stay with you! I will never let the pervert hurt you!"

"I will kill you first! Tell you that I am fat!" The big horn is furious.

"Thank you, thank you!" Hearing Zhuang Niken to protect himself, Gong Caicai politely bowed to Zhuang Ni, and did not expect Zhuang Ni to be with her, she might have to lie to the hotel. The room went to touch the hug.

“The girls should really pay attention to safety during this time,” the squad leader came over and summed up. “If possible, go out and try to work with three or five people, and have a good look at things.”

"Which is so easy to get together three or five people!" a girl complained. "Sometimes there is an urgent matter, you need a person to go out of school! Not everyone has a boyfriend, you can call him at any time..."

"Emergency can let Xiong Yaoyue go out with you," the squad leader decided. "She has a special situation. She can treat it as a boy and buy her an ice cream to send her..."

"Hey," Xiong Yaoyue was dissatisfied next to him. "Why did you use the squad leader to treat me as a boy! And who said that you can send me an ice cream? I want Haagen-Dazs!"

Zhuang Ni was stunned by the big horn and sneered at the side: "The criminals have given you a Haagen-Dazs, have you gone with them?"

"Crap!" Xiong Yaoyue slammed the table angrily. "I am not a cheap woman!"

The girls discussed it for a long time. At this time, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly took a boxing palm. He was delighted to announce: "Everyone is quiet! I thought of a good way to deal with metamorphosis! This trick can be used even if it is color." Come out!"

Gong Caicai glanced, quickly wide-eyed, quietly listening to Xiong Yaoyue's tricks.

"Hey," after becoming the focus of everyone's attention, Xiong Yaoyue licked the tip of his nose with his index finger, and the little tiger teeth in his mouth smugly appeared. "The devil's devil is not afraid of running." The method can be used to deal with more serious violations! First of all, don't panic, pretend to be obedient..."

"Is it obedient?" Gong Caicai blinked. "I am still good at this..."

"I can't do it in the end!" Xiong Yaoyue continued. "Remember that obedience is just an illusion. When the criminals are blinded by illusions, you will tell him: Don't be rude to me. Actually, I also want to take off your pants first. Is it?"

Gong Caicai suddenly blushes like a tomato. "How can I say this in this way?"

"You can say it if you can't say it!" Xiong Yaoyue raised his tone. "If the criminals get on your pants, then you're done! As soon as he takes his pants off his knees, you will immediately turn and run away! His pants are in the way, and there is absolutely no way to catch up with you!"

After listening to the provocative proposal of Xiong Yaoyue, the girls around them shook their heads.

Zhuang Ni commented: "Maybe you can use this trick, but the color can't be used anyway. She cautiously scammed the criminals when she took off her pants."

"And you are sure that the criminals will not be able to catch up with the trousers under the knees?" The big horn is also followed by the knives. "The color is usually flat on the campus, if the criminals chase after her, she Whether you can take a step is not necessarily - you run fast, you can't use the previous steps, you can just turn around and run, there are few metamorphosis that can catch up with you!"

"That's not necessarily," Xiong Yaoyue grinned. "Ye Lin can catch up with me and deal with metamorphosis with him. I still need to use this trick."

Hello, what is the metamorphosis with me! What do you mean by the metamorphosis of "I am the same as my body?" Don't just reduce the keywords casually!

The break between the big classes was long, and everyone discussed it for a long time, and the class bell did not ring.

I walked a few steps in the middle of the classroom, but found that Cao Gonggong in the front row was concentrating on reading a book titled "Practical Women's Self-defense."

I took the book over and overturned it. I found that the content inside and outside was the same. It was not the h book that sold the dog meat. I felt very puzzled.

"What happened to Cao Gonggong? What do you study about women's self-defense? You are not a woman, and you will not find your eyes if you look at your eyes?"

"Master, you know that one does not know the other!" Cao Gonggong shook his head and shook his head. "As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing each other is not a fight. Although I am not a woman, I can't be a woman in the future, but I can be a **! It is very necessary to study women's self-defense and see what kind of counterattack they may be subjected to..."

I had a chestnut chisel on the head of Cao Gonggong, so that his face and the desk were in close contact.

“Hey? Does Cao Gonggong have the book “Women's Self-defense”? Show me!”

The big horn extended my hand to me, and I handed over the book regardless of Cao Gonggong’s opposition.

"You don't show them to the master," Cao Gonggong said with a heartache. "Let them learn the tricks. For us, it is a way of life!"

"Give your sister!" I sighed. "I want to do ** for this physique? Take the girl over there, you have played a big horn, played Xiong Yaoyue, or played the squad leader. Have you played Zhuang?"

"I can beat the palace color..." Cao Gonggong said to himself in a subtle voice that the girls could not hear.

"Hey, you dare to play the idea of ​​the palace color, Zhuang Ni can turn you into a fat man in minutes!"

Cao Gonggong looked at Zhuang Ni's back, her face showing a scared expression, swallowing swallowing water.

"That, I can still play Shuzhe..."

Cao Gonggong said it again without convincing.

Special Shu Shu is a man! When ** is on your part, I really don't know what to say about you!

But then again, with Shu Zhe's appearance as a false woman, he only needs to wear a neutral dress to walk outside, or there is a real chance that it will be tracked.

During this time of my thoughts, the girls were surrounded and had studied the book "Practical Women's Self-defense" for a long time. I was very interested in the "anti-wolf killing technique" recorded in the book.

Xiong Yaoyue reads the book like a repeater:

"The first step, ** When your hands reach out to you, please be calm and quiet, and brake."

"The second step, ** when you are about to catch you, you must suddenly bow down, knees bent, and tighten the shoulder and neck muscles."

"The third step, at this time ** has already rushed to a close enough distance, please lift your feet hard, straighten your body, and use your head to hit the lower jaw of the **. Because the human skull is the hardest, the lower jaw nerve In a dense patch, this attack can easily cause vertigo and even concussion."

"The fourth step, then grab the opponent's sleeves or arms with both hands, and use your knees to attack the squats, no matter how many times."

"The fifth step, the severe pain will make the bow bend over. At this time, you can grab the hair with your hands and use your knees to keen his face."

"The sixth step, no accident, ** already on the ground is not a threat to you, you can use your shoes to trample on the soft underbelly, using high heels is the best..."

“It seems to be really practical,” commented the big horn. “This set of movements is easy to learn. If everyone learns, then you don’t have to worry about it!”

"I'm afraid it's not that easy?" the squad leader frowned. "One of the main reasons why many women become victims of ** is that they can't keep calm. Once they are confused, good self-defense will not work."

"As long as you practice regularly, you won't panic!" Xiong Yaoyue said loudly, "The teacher doesn't always say, 'It's like an exam, the exam is like a normal time'! If our girls in the second grade (3) class practice this anti-wolf every day, Killing skills, if you really meet **, you won’t be slaughtered!”

The squad leader smiled bitterly. "You said it is easy. How should the girls in our class practice? Do you practice against the air? And this anti-wolf killing technique has an obvious shortcoming. It is assumed that ** is taller than its own body, in case What happened to a short one?"

"Where are so many short ones?" Xiong Yaoyue said, "Whether it was the former underwear thief or the current exposed devil, isn’t it all tall? But the squad leader is right, the girls can’t face the air. Practice, there must be a suitable sparring..."

"Right, let Ye Lin come as a sparring for girls! He is not afraid of playing with thick skin, and he is still very tall. Let him give all the girls a sparring every day before school, so that everyone sees it really ** I won’t be afraid anymore!”

Practice and train your sister! My skin is thick and not thick, but your anti-wolf will kill the chin and hit the chin. You don't need all the girls to round me. Once you come to me, I have to go to see Marx!