I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"A total of 102 yuan, a fraction of 2 yuan for you to erase, thank you for your patronage."

After the salesman finished speaking, he looked at me intently.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with paying me. I don’t want to say anything else. I just owe her thousands of dollars to Xiao Cong’s salary.

However, the salesperson is not able to understand the inside story. If I don't say anything to pay directly, I will sit down and I am the opinion of Xiao Qin's boyfriend.

So I put a stinky face on the sales clerk.

That means: "Look what! I am not this crazy girl, just an ordinary classmate! The money for the bra is going to find her own!"

The sales clerk did not shy away from my eyes, and slammed back, as if to say: "Even 100 dollars are not willing to spend, what girlfriends to pay? Less nonsense to pay quickly! You do not pay more than your girlfriend No face!"

Suddenly I understand a bit, why Shuzhe always feels that money is not enough.

This kind of creature that dares to be a boyfriend is not only a workman, but also a cash machine!

I was hesitating, but I felt someone was licking my thigh with my fingertips.

Who else can I still have? Slightly lowered his head, he saw Xiaoqin pretending to look in another direction. One hand was holding a shopping bag, and the other hand was holding a piece of hard paper folded several times. The paper revealed that the people of the country were incomparable. Dear Chairman Mao.

With the occlusion of the counter, she tried to hand me the paper secretly from the angle that the salesperson could not see at all.

Why are you doing this! Is it worried that I have no money, will it be embarrassing to be stared at by the salesperson? Since you are so worried, it is not good for you to hand over the money directly to the salesperson. Why do you have to pass my hand!

Do you want me to pay for you (even if it is taken from your wallet), even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks that you are my girlfriend, what good is it for you? Do you think it is a vote? Once you have enough people to support you, will you be my girlfriend?

Seeing that I ignored her Chairman Mao, Xiao Qin looked at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, I also held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. The movement somehow reminded me of the squid waving. Ventral fins.

Don't be foolish! I won't be next! I am not willing to spend money for you. What I am worried about is the opinion of others after I spend money for you!

Suddenly, I remembered the black credit card that Amy had given me.

I have never used it for so long, I just forgot him... Let me find it, and it is still in my wallet!

Just use this card! In this case, it is not that I spend money for you, but Amy sent you a copy of the Bible salary!

It’s really cool to say that this card is touched! What metal is it?

I handed the credit card to the sales clerk. She was obviously stunned and looked over and over again several times.

how? Haven't you seen it yet? In this big shopping mall, people come and go, there should be a lot of credit cards.

Xiaoqin saw that I came out with a credit card. I felt a little surprised. Then I played with Chairman Mao for a long time and went back to my pocket.

The expression on my face seemed a little embarrassing, but it was quickly covered by sweet happiness.

Don't misunderstand! Just send you a salary! I don't want to have anything to do with you! Economic relations are not good either!

At this time, the salesperson had already crossed the card on the terminal. She frowned and took out the pen to sign me.

Ah, I am negligent. Although the credit card does not require a password, it is necessary to check the signature. The name I signed is good!

Sign the name of Amy? Or does she use the name of Ai Mier when she runs this card? And, and her signature should be in English!

I still remember that Amy said that this card was helped by her mother. Then, should I actually sign her mother's name? Where can I go to meet her mother!

Doing things is lost! Amy is definitely a pig teammate! What should I do now?

Suddenly remembered, the criminal star told me that the mainland China’s signature on the credit card was very strict. Once he bought the thing, he deliberately signed the “grey wolf” with a pen to pass.

Ok, in this case, I also use a continuous stroke! What content is signed with a pen? Just write adidas! Because there are some sports equipment that is the brand of Adidas, this is one of the few I can remember the English words!

Just planning to act, the phone on the counter rang.

The sales clerk picked up the phone skillfully. "Hello, here is the Flamingo underwear store..."

The person at the other end of the phone did not talk a few words, and the salesperson's face changed.

"I am looking for you." The salesman handed me the microphone in confusion, and I picked it up with doubt.

"Hey?"

There was a low-pitched voice from a middle-aged man in the microphone.

"Please forgive me for taking the liberty to ask: Is your credit card picked up?"

Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Is it because I want to fake the signature, so I called directly to come to the door? its not right! I just think about it in my mind, there is no fait accompli, the feelings of your terminal have the function of a polygraph! Your black technology is too NB too!

"I am the commissioner of American Express for China Affairs. My surname is Wang. You can call me Commissioner Wang. If my guess is wrong, please forgive me. But, according to the conversation I just had with the saleswoman, I am with you. Shouldn’t you come to shopping, isn’t Miss Emily?”

"If you just accidentally picked up this card, please wait 15 minutes, we will send someone to take it back, I hope you can cooperate with our work."

Although he used all the honorific words when he spoke, the plain statement and the natural tone made me very unhappy.

"Hey, why do you say that this card is awkward? If I don't cooperate with you, how can you treat me?"

Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.

"Sir, the credit card you use is not an ordinary credit card. It is a very popular black card that can only be enjoyed by successful people. Some people call it the 'king of the card'. It is not for anyone who wants to do it. It must be done by us. Qualifications are selected and invitations are actively sent out – so we have a comprehensive grasp of the customer's information."

The implication is that he doesn't know me, so I can't be the owner of a credit card.

"Even if Miss Amy, she does not fully satisfy the invitation qualification based on her own strength, she can get the right to use this card, we are considering her mother's factors."

"The conditions are so demanding, and the cardholders enjoy the same treatment. As long as they are in the world, they will enjoy the services of our company. Of course, you must be a legitimate user. ......"

I suddenly realized that the reason why Commissioner Wang told me that there was so much that there was nothing was actually delaying the time.

But because I didn't come here or stole it, I don't have to worry about it. On the contrary, there is still a feeling of excitement.

After waiting for a few dozen strong men to surround me, I found that it is not a pretty comedy effect.

So I am more interested in the value of this credit card than the banker who will come soon.

I grabbed the handset and asked the salesperson who had stayed for a while:

"What is the business of the black card? Have you encountered it before?"

The sales clerk squinted at the dream, and the cold card was still in her hand.

"Really... Is it really a black card? I used to listen to people and never saw it before. Even if it is a Hong Kong movie star, it seems that only Tony Leung has used it..."

She breathed a sigh of relief and re-examined the black card. The focused eyes seemed to be watching the Lord of the Rings.

"This feeling is really cool. I heard that it was made of titanium..."

The sales clerk said in a nightmare admiration.

Suddenly she had a slap in the face. It should be recalled that I might not be the legal owner of this card. Maybe I will be taken away after a while?

"Ye Lin, what's the matter? Is there any trouble?"

Xiaoqin asked me with a slight tilt.

"Nothing, I can get it!"

I replied, then picked up the receiver again.

"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you just made a long delay in doing it!"

Hesitantly on the opposite side, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you have to do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes, please cooperate with you to hand over the black card. I have already informed the Henderson Building Security, if you want to escape now, it will be intercepted."

I swept my body with the corner of my eye, and there were two black-clothed security guards staring at my back.

The jokes are almost the same. It seems that it is time to explain the truth. If I am inexplicably beaten by the crowd for a while, it will not be worth the loss.

So I smiled and told Wang Commissioner that this card was loaned to me by Amy. I don't believe I can call her mobile phone.

Maybe the phone number I mentioned is exactly the same as that recorded in the customer profile. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait a moment and got in touch with Amy on the other phone on the desk.

Although the Commissioner Wang desperately pressed the low volume, I didn't want me to hear the conversation between him and Amy, but Amy didn't cooperate with him at all. The ultra-high-frequency sharp voice kept on, even if I could feel her anger at me. heat.

On the phone, Amy took the Wang Commissioner a **** head.

I can vaguely hear a few words with a high volume:

"Who is the card I am willing to lend to! Who are you doing nothing! I asked my mother to hire a lawyer to sue you!"

"Yes! I lent him! His name? You can't ask yourself. Are you not saying that the customer is supreme? Now he is your customer, you can serve him!"

"Who is he?" Probably a manservant, no, you are my steward! Ah! Damn, I have an urgent matter here, can't talk to you!"

"In short, no matter what he bought, you just want to buy it for me! If you don't have a good service, just wait for the ticket!"

When Wang Commissioner came back to talk to me, I heard that he had licked his lips on the side of the receiver.

"Sorry, sir, can you tell us your name if it is convenient?"

I think that it was not easy for him to be awkward by Amy, and he would not have to marry him any more.

“Thank you, your simple information has been entered into the computer, and we will treat you as a customer with the same right to use Ms. Amy, to provide you with quality service.”

"In order to better enjoy the company's services, I will explain to you a lot: there is no overdraft limit for the black card, you can use it freely within the scope permitted by law, and you can sign your own name when you check the signature. The company's customer service department is located all over the world. If you have a personal problem, you can ask for help and we will do our best to meet your requirements."

After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that he can contact him directly.

Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was careful and lost a lot to me. The security of the mall was quickly called out by the department manager. It seems that the company is quite efficient.

Finally, I finally used the so-called "king of the card" to buy a 100 yuan bra for Xiaoqin.

Is it a bit overkill? When the salesperson returned the card to me, it seemed like he had exhausted all his strength.

The money and goods were two clear, Xiaoqin happily took the shopping bag and went outside the store. For the black card with no overdraft limit and the card to buy the plane, she appeared to be lack of interest, and did not ask where I got it.

Just staring at the shopping bag in my arms, I will blush, smirk and immerse myself in my own world.

When I put the titanium black card into my wallet, I couldn’t help but think: Amy really gave me something that I can’t!

It doesn't matter if such a expensive card is casual. She is not afraid that I know that after I have no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive around the Diaoyu Islands.

Actually, I trust this person who is a good person, but I am a little embarrassed.

Secretly swear, I will not use this card to satisfy my own lusts. Today's behavior is only to pay Xiao Qin, and this card will only be used in matters related to Amy.

It’s not how high I am, but I feel that if I spend money on myself, I will be looked down upon by the American Xiao Nizi as a great man.

I don't know why, especially I don't want to be looked down on by Amy, as if my status in her mind is important.

After walking out of Henderson Building, Xiaoqin smiled and asked if I could send her home. If I would send her home, she would show me the new underwear.