I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I brag about the volley of the yin and yang, and even the planes in the sky can be hit down. Of course, there are many unbelievers onlookers.

"It's too exaggerated, let alone an airplane. Just smashing people's mobile phones five meters away. This is not something that ordinary humans can do. You don't deliberately act to be a man." Two so-called karate and Aikido masters, are you asking for it?"

I haven't figured out how to answer it. Several onlookers of the Zhonghai Wenwu School said:

“Duan Shuiliu and Yue Wenshan’s parents are doing business in Japan all the year round. The family is not short of money and cannot be bought by Ye Lin. However, Ye Linqi’s strange victory is definitely not his own skill. I don’t know. What conspiracy was used..."

It is related to the reputation of Yin and Yang Sanshou. As a spokesperson for the Yin and Yang Sanshou, I must not be silent about this.

"Oh, intrigue, the tricks I use, the tricks I use, you just say it, you can't accept it, just a volley, tell you, Yin Yang Sanshou as the first fighting skill in the universe, all magical The effect is far more than that. The yin and yang are not mysterious. Even if you practice Taijiquan for ten years, it is not as good as practicing the yin and yang of one year."

Listen to me, the students at the Zhonghai Wenwu School are all confused. I just defeated karate and Aikido and what happened to Taijiquan.

Instead, the old man dressed like Zhao Benshan didn’t do it. He coughed and said to me:

"Young man, you beat the Japanese, I support you, but you shouldn't say bad things about our Chinese Taijiquan. My wife and I are practicing Taijiquan every day. After practicing, we feel that the body is very strong, where is Tai Chi? Not as good as your yin and yang."

"I can't match it." The criminal star shouted in line with his dog's leg. "Tai Chi is slow and slow. It was originally for the old lady to practice. How can Ye Ye's yin and yang slap hands be powerful? Yin and Yang can fly to the plane..."

"Don't mention flying the plane." I came face to the penalty star. "You can fly the plane without learning the yin and yang. I said that the yin and yang are stronger than the Tai Chi, referring to their actual combat ability."

The old man dressed like Zhao Benshan is still dissatisfied:

"The ability to combat, who tells you Tai Chi has no practical ability at all, young man, young people are a bit good, but don't be too arrogant, don't talk about anything else, you dare to use your Yin Yang Sanshou and my Tai Chi to pass the trick. As long as we practice and push hands, we know who is strong and who is weak."

I feel very difficult to make a sudden bite out of this process. I promised to compete with him. I have the suspicion of bullying the elderly. I won't win if I win. I don't agree to compete with him and feel guilty.

When I was hesitating, the old man dressed like Zhao Benshan came over to me and walked up and picked up the sleeves of both hands. From the walking position, I judged that he had no martial arts skills and really played with me. Pushing the hand, it is absolutely a touch.

Just when I want to reach out, I intend to take full defensive attitude towards the grandfather. I will not let him push me. I will show the means of yin and yang, but Xiao Yin has sent me an important reminder through smart contact lenses:

[Warning, the other party is a recidivist. If you contact him, there is a 98.77% chance that you will be saved.]

The following shows all the information of the old man.

[Liu Huayi, a veteran old hooligan born in Liucun, was robbed and robbed in prison when he was young. After he was old and full-time, he was exposed to dozens of victims online.]

I am going to go, the earth is really dangerous, fortunately today I wear smart contact lenses.

Just now, Liu Huayi, the old guy, has been talking about supporting my lines. I still have a good impression on him. I didn’t expect him to set a trap here and want to marry me.

As long as the two of our arms touched, and I didn't work hard, he would definitely scream and fall to the ground, and then said that I used the yin and yang to kill him.

Because I heard from my various channels that my sister is a local tyrant, I would like to make a big knock on the right one. Right now, I have lost the two masters of the China Sea today, but I have almost planted it in the hands of this old guy.

After knowing the identity of the other party, I immediately shrank my hand back and took a step back to prevent him from having the chance to meet me.

Who is not good at touching porcelain, and I dare to find the descendants of our yin and yang. Do you not know that my master, the master, developed the "Yin and Yang Sanshou Touching Porcelain"?

"Hey, how do you regret the young man?" Liu Huayi hid the insidious expression behind the smiling face and swayed towards me step by step.

I sneered, and glanced at him like a power, saying: "Enough, don't act, Liu Liuyi, Mr. Liu of the village, you are full-time in all kinds of touches of porcelain, mixed with the wind and water, now stare I am on this fat sheep."

Suddenly I heard that he pointed out his name and residence. Liu Huayi was shocked. He took half of the steps and was fixed by my language.

I despise the meaning and continue to say:

"Now, in the streets and alleys, everyone sees the old people walking around far away. It’s all about the bad guys who are getting older. When you were young, you ganged up with the villagers to rob the postal savings office and smashed the prison for ten years and five months. Later, I didn’t know how to repent, not only stealing the neighbor’s sheep, but also the Zhao widow of the village. Now it’s ten days and a half to do a touch of porcelain. You’re really old-fashioned and eager to be a thousand miles away.”

According to the information on the Liu Huayi case provided by Xiao Yin, I read all his misdeeds, and Liu Huayi trembled and said: "You, how do you know so many things about me, you sent someone to investigate me." ""

I snorted and dismissed: "Like a small generation like you, you can't make me such a big master's special investigation. As long as you spread the yin and yang to the fifth level, you can be like me, the prophet, whether it is good or evil. Causal can be seen from your face."

I just finished blowing this arrogance. Two or three percent of the people in the crowd began to hide. It is estimated that they have some private things that they do not want to be discovered by others. I am afraid that I was accidentally given to the "not a prophet."

"I am going to go, this is already a special function."

A fat man standing in front of the crowd lamented that he was wide-bodied and fat, and there seemed to be nothing to see and do to hide from me.

"Think carefully, in the face of journalists that day, Ye Lin also guessed the names of a lot of reporters. The martial arts of Yin and Yang are really amazing."

"Fantastic fart." Liu Huayi was uncovered and angered. He turned away and separated from the crowd. Everyone did not dare to stop him. He didn't dare to touch him, for fear of being picked up by him.

Liu Huayi ran farther and farther, and the voice gradually drifted away, but the ear was still very clear.

"His yin and yang are definitely deceptive. This is my door, and you fools must be fooled."

At this point, Liu Huayi is really right, but the power of my yin and yang is just to fulfill the will of the old man, not for my own profit, but also completely do not want to harm people.

After performing the volley and punctuating Liu Huayi's scam, this evening's yin and yang slaps are greatly brushing up the fashionable value, and my image spokesperson is also very satisfied.

Among the onlookers, very few people have taken me as a generation of masters.

"People say that the hero has been a teenager since ancient times. It is really like this." A yellow-skinned aunt rushed over to me and caught my hands and excited. "My daughter is 200 pounds. How to lose weight is not successful. I have trained you." Can Yin and Yang Sanshou lose weight successfully?"

My heart: You are so thin, how did you give birth to such a fat daughter, but verbally still try to gently answer: "Not only yin and yang, but as long as you control the amount of food, try to do more exercise, you can definitely lose weight Down, and 200 pounds is not too fat..."

Aunt’s face was dark and smiled bitterly: “It’s actually 200 kilograms...”

The aunt hasn't finished talking about what she wants to say. Then there is a pupil wearing a red scarf asking: "Big brother, I practiced your yin and yang, and the APM value will go up. Is it time for the cousin to bring it? I am playing dota."

I rely on it. I finally saw a dota party among the pupils. Xiao Ding, you rush to run to claim this fresh party member. Otherwise, it will be seduce by the LOL party in minutes.

I gave Xiaoding's post account to the primary school students, so that he had any problem with the dota that he didn't understand. He asked Xiaoding for advice. The primary school students happily took the note with the account and left. After a few steps, I thanked me. Road:

"Big brother is so powerful, everything knows, yin and yang are definitely the first martial arts in the universe. The dota master you recommend to me is the disciple who learns yin and yang from you."

I nodded and nodded to the primary school students. At this time, the situation was a little out of control. Several aunts took the lead, as if I was regarded as a living **** who would be fortune-telling, asking her daughter to lose weight, asking her son to go to Tsinghua, and asking for a way to make a fortune. I hope to hug my grandson as soon as possible.

Among them, there are also many students from the Zhonghai Wenwu School, as well as other sane people:

"Like what, this is completely different from the sale of wild drugs in the rivers and lakes."

"Oh, it is estimated that it will not take long for Ye Lin to create a cult, to teach himself, and then set up two hundred teachers and ladies..."

Who will create a cult, I am already the right guardian of the science of happiness, and the mental illness is the true leader, so don’t say that it is two hundred ladies, even if there are two thousand ladies, I will not be able to.

Under such a chaotic scene, the five tigers of the Criminal Department actually added chaos to me. They did not know when to privately confess the words. At this time, they shouted in unison:

"Yin and Yang Sanshou, the first in the universe, punching Shaolin, kicking Wudang, attacking nothing, fighting invincible, a thousand years of success, unified rivers and lakes."

Just when they still had to say "Xianfu Yongxiang, Shou and Tianqi", I stopped them in time.

The scene at this time was too chaotic. Even the aunts who danced in the square dance began to curiously come together to see if there was a possibility of a stampede accident. I shouted to stop everyone's embarrassment and shoving.

"Don't squeeze, even if Tang Yin is here, you are also squeezed into Tang Tang meat. Just now, no one wants me to perform a volley. I will show you now."

As I said, I looked at the lights that were set around the square.