I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In the class of mathematics class B, I sat with her because I had to return to the palace color English-Chinese dictionary.

The mathematics teacher is a thin old man, who is spirited and old-fashioned. In addition to the algebraic geometry, he occasionally gives us universal philosophies. There are no obvious shortcomings.

After I returned the English-Chinese dictionary to Gongcai Cai, I found out that I forgot to bring the math textbook (the wrong band became physical), so I asked Gong Micai whether she could read the same book with her. Gong Caicai weakly agreed. .

"...Aristotle's wife is a shrew. When he tells his students about philosophy, he is poured down from the upstairs by his wife."

The math teacher was temporarily transferred to a philosophy teacher on the stage. I seized the opportunity to ask Gong Micai:

"What happened to you at noon, whether there was a fall or not, and then you talked with the squad leader."

A series of three questions asked Gong Caicai very nervously. She looked at the math teacher on the podium with guilty conscience and found that the mathematics teacher said that Hegelian materialism was very devoted, and then answered me with a small mosquito voice:

"No, nothing, I just suddenly got confused, now it’s alright..."

Gong Caicai will not lie at all, her eyes are still red.

I thought about it and tried to conceal the existence of bwk and let Gong Caicai believe that he has not deteriorated.

At present, when bwk is not made public, Gong Caicai does not like to talk about gossip, but his mouth is not particularly strict, and it is inevitable that he will not be taken out of the truth.

In contrast, telling the squad leader about the bwk related matters, I feel that it doesn't matter, even I can let the squad leader help me to chase the half bottle bwk that his brother stole.

"Actually," I said to Gongcai Cai. "Innocent white is not necessarily a good state. My dad once taught me that if you don't know what is dirty, then purity is meaningless. The purity of knowing is extremely fragile. You should not listen to Cao Gonggong, the five tigers of the criminal department, or even if Pooh said something impure, he felt that he was also not pure. It was a good comrade to get out of the mud. ”

It seems that I was broken by the mathematics teacher on the podium. He spoke philosophy on it. I also talked about philosophy below. It was like learning, and he got a few true stories.

"But, but..." Gong Caicai's pink fingers clenched the paper pages of the textbook, showing her inner confusion and struggle.

"But I don't just listen to other people's inferior things, and even my own mind suddenly came up with a sloppy idea that I don't understand... I must have been polluted, and it will take a long time to be taken by the police. wrong."

What did the police do for you, do you think it was the Indian police?

"The human brain is a memory that is very unreliable." After telling Gong Gongcai to finish the philosophy, I began to popularize biology knowledge to her. "The human mind is changing rapidly, all of which are discharged in the cerebral cortex after receiving external information. From this point of view, people actually don't have 'own ideas'. You suddenly have a bad idea in your mind and don't care too much. In fact, others will have many bad ideas, but they don't. I care as much as you do."

"For example, let me." I pointed to myself with my thumb. "I also feel envious and hate when I see that the Arabs can marry four wives. I can't wait for myself to be able to marry forty wives in the future..."

As a result, my voice was slightly louder. I was heard by Jiang Qian, who was sitting in the front row. She looked back at me and said, "I really don't care. You think it is Alibaba and the forty thieves."

Jiang Qianyi said that the happy life of my wife and forty friends immediately became a bunch of unshaven men in the base. The palace color was rarely laughed, but immediately felt polite and covered her mouth.

"What's the matter with you." I looked back at Jiang Qian. "How many wives do I have to do with you, you have three boyfriends."

Jiang Qian’s gaze swept away to the three boyfriends who were side by side with him. They said coldly: “They are all my pursuers, and I have not promised to be their girlfriend.”

"The following students don't talk." The mathematics teacher who came to the end of the philosophy said on the podium. "Let's take a look at the sixth question on page 54. You can answer this question..."

At the same time that the big horn was called to the blackboard to answer questions, Gong Caicai gradually accepted my statement about purity and human thought.

"That... Ye Lin’s meaning is that if there is a bad idea in the mind but it is not practiced, it will not be a bad thing, nor will it become a bad boy."

"Yes, that's it." I nodded. "Buddhism treats the elimination of evil thoughts as a kind of practice. In the information society, unless you go to the barren hills to hide seclusion, otherwise you can't have evil thoughts in your heart, as long as you don't pay for evil thoughts. Implementation, then you are still the former, understand?"

Gong Caicai seems to understand the "hmm" and fell into meditation.

My dad has spent nearly 14 years thinking about life since she was abandoned by Ai Shuqiao. She also told me many religious concepts and philosophy of life at the dinner table, which made me a little bit of religion around the world. Know one or two, used to fool the palace color more than enough.

After unlocking the knot of Gong Caicai, the next chemistry class was in the science laboratory. I took the opportunity to spray a lot of bwk aerosol into a long-necked bottle, and then let the big horn, Cao Gonggong, the criminal department, five tigers, etc. Come and smell, they are immune to them quietly.

"The smell of good fragrance, what is this, what kind of chemicals are used to make it."

Afterwards, apart from issuing such questions, everyone did not realize any abnormalities.

I didn't give any orders to them when I was immunized, so as not to cause confusion, so I couldn't know who among them was born immunized. Whoever came into contact with bwk got immunity.

I had dinner with Xiaoqin in the campus restaurant. I found that the bottle of bwk in my pocket was running low and could not be used effectively less than five times.

After telling Xiaoqin that I might need to be immunized by her to be abwk, Xiaoqin looked very happy.

"Maybe let my mother buy me a tablet with higher precision. A good tablet is very important for a cartoonist like me."

While mourning my aunt's wallet in my heart, I plan to go to the principal's building to find Amy, and let Amy immunize against bwk.

Although it is okay to give Amy a vaccine to Dr. Yu, who is not controlled by Lolita, my brother still does not intend to give up this honor and wants to do it himself.

As a result, I rushed to the headmaster's building, but Peng Peisi told Amy that she was taking a shower, and she planned to go to bed after showering.

It seems that last night on Facebook and the Pisces sisters screamed, because the jet lag has been stunned by the night, and today feels weak all day, so go to bed early.

"So, don't bother Amy, I will come again tomorrow."

When the plan was disrupted, I returned to the 222 bedroom early. This is the time when Shu Zhe has not returned. I don’t know where to go.

After I locked my bottle of bwk, I began to search Shuzhe's bed under the bed and outside the cabinet.

Your sister's, so many cosmetics, Xiaoqin and Auntie's cosmetics do not necessarily have more you.

I took out the lid of each liquid-filled cosmetic and smelled it to determine if it contained bwk.

I didn't get anything in the cosmetics, and turned his wardrobe upside down. Every pocket reached out and licked it, but still couldn't find the bwk.

It seems that only the wardrobe that Shu Zhe used to hold the fake mother props is left, but it is locked...

When I was thinking about my chin, Shu Zhe came back with a bottle of sports drink and saw that his bed was very messy. Many of the clothes that were originally in the cupboard were laid out indiscriminately, and I knew that I had made him big. search.

"Ye Lin brother, what are you doing, how can you just flip other people's things?" Shu Zhe said, "I didn't take your bwk, you think it's just your illusion."

"Less." I am quite arrogant. "If you know each other, you will hand over the stolen things, or you will have good fruit to eat later."

Shu Zhe also wanted to argue. I picked up my eyebrows and reached for a shot on the desk. I ordered: "Open the locked wardrobe to me. I want to search if you are hiding things there."

"Hey, Ye Lin brother, don't be too much." Shu Zhe's face is not happy. "The reason why the wardrobe inside is locked, you know the reason, I don't want to..."

"If you don't open the lock, I will open it."

Seeing my appearance is to come true, Shu Zhe no way, had to mutter to find the key, opened the lock of the pseudo-hero special wardrobe.

The reason why I was eager to find bwk from Shu Zhe was because I was thinking of a very important thing when I returned to the 222 bedroom from the principal building.

Even if I confessed to the squad leader's existence of bwk, I can't let the squad leader pursue bwk for Shu Zhe for himself. Otherwise, Shu Zhe is very likely to say that I used bwk for the squad leader and told her to call her brother's bad deeds.

So, I had to look at Shu Zhe with a glare, watching him take out one piece of clothes and wigs from the fake mother's wardrobe, and at the same time tighten the belt in his hand again and again, giving a crisp sound to show the threat.

Not my expectation, there are all kinds of girls' costumes and cosplay props in the fake mother's closet. There are fifteen or six pieces of bra, and they are still unpaved. Shuzhe himself now. In stock.

However, the search was so thorough, there is still no trace of bwk. In order to ban the last possibility, I let Shu Zhe take off my clothes in front of me, and finally I still can't find what I want.

"Ye Lin, now I can put on my clothes."

Shuzhe, who covers the chest and the lower body, respectively, left and right, and asked me in bed.

"Damn." I ignored him and said to myself, "Where is this hidden in the campus? Then a small bottle of things, if buried underground, it’s really hard to find, even can hide In the chrysanthemum..."