I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Overnight, I became a legendary figure alongside the "Tongji Taijiquan Yan Fang", nicknamed a lot, "Rising Star Conqueror", "Leaf Master", "God Stick Ye Lin", etc. The first time I was on a fake, saying that I was defeated by the lion and the performances behind it were all downright scams, which made me feel guilty.

Although I did not deliberately falsify the lion, the lion is down to the anesthesia gun of the zoo staff, not to mention the name of the reporters by smart contact lenses and the big cowhide of the yin and yang.

what else can we do? It is not for the realization of the will of the old man, will take this opportunity to start the popularity of Yin Yang San San!

Although I have no basis for ignoring the atmosphere, the sensible people have been vocal in my voice, but there are also many ignorant people who send e-mails asking me where to go to learn yin and yang, and even ask me directly about my bank account, I can’t wait to pay. Tuition fee.

In the face of this situation, I don't know if I should cry or laugh, and Amy returned to the principal's building to open the backpack, and I found a new situation.

"I wipe this is awkward! Why does Amy have a raccoon in your backpack! You are secretly inside when you are in the chaos of the zoo! Even if you take the ipad out of the bag, Can't be used to pack a crisp face!"

The raccoon, which is about 40 centimeters long, is very fat. It is eating a clean apple that has been handed over by Xiaoqin.

"You are really calm! You have already discovered that Amy is stealing a bear! If you are not doing it, you will steal it two times! When is it? When I was interviewed by reporters? ”

Xiaoqin confessed to me with a shy expression of "I am not so good": "No way, this is also to have a good relationship with Ye Lin’s sister-in-law! This raccoon is very cute and we are very cute. When it was discovered, it was stuck on the fence of the zoo..."

"That doesn't have to take home! You just have to inform the zoo staff!"

"Don't!" Amy said casually. "The raccoon ran to a place so close to me. I definitely liked it! Obama too, Mito is too wild, I decided to raise this raccoon as my new pet! It's called Michael!"

Does this Michael refer to Michael Jackson? Can you name your pet without the name of a celebrity! And the animals in the zoo must have a name! It’s okay that Mi Ba is not swaying on campus every day, but Obama’s heart is so strong, what if it’s not ready to kill the raccoon!

"I don't care! In short, even if you can't be a permanent pet, I have to play it for a few days and then send it back to the zoo!"

In this matter, Xiaoqin and Amy are obviously a kind of mind. She heard that the characteristics of the raccoon are like washing things, so she deliberately took the pears and pomegranates with a little dust on the surface, and she just stood on her feet and stood up. It was washed in front of the basin that was prepared for it.

“It’s fun!” Amy smirked. “The raccoon can be said to be a model of hygiene in animals!”

After experimenting with food, Xiaoqin also found a piece of glasses on the table (maybe a bodyguard who had been here after wiping the sunglasses) and handed it to the raccoon.

I don't know if it is inertia, or because the raccoon has done something similar in the zoo. It knows that the glasses are not food, but they try their best to start with two small claws. Be sure to wash the glasses.

"Ha ha ha ha!" Xiao Qin almost smiled and had a stomachache. "Too cute, too cute! There are animals that know how to wash clothes! If you have five or six raccoons in your house, don't you buy a washing machine?" ”

Make a beautiful dream! The market price of domestic raccoons in China is 15,000 to 18,000! More expensive than the washing machine! If you raise six, it is equivalent to 80,000! 80,000 pets are used to wash clothes, and the efficiency is very low. You think you are a local tyrant!

No, it seems that it is Amy who is not a petal, and Amy is really a local tyrant...

After Pentis and I spent a lot of time to persuade, Amy promised to inform the mobilization to pick up the raccoon at the latest tomorrow, but this does not prevent her from using the raccoon as a prop to tease the squad leader tonight.

"Hey, Katyusha? You learned from the news that we went to the zoo? In fact, not only the servant hit the lion in the zoo, I also packed a raccoon back to play!"

"What? You want me to send it back immediately? How is the same as the death of the servant! This lady will be sent back tomorrow! But the raccoon is so cute, don't you want to come to the principal's building here, personally touch it Hold it? The raccoon will wash the fruit you handed it and eat it! And it will wash clothes!"

"Oh, tempted! But you didn't like the servant's celery to catch the raccoon, so you can't let you play raccoons for free! If you want to play raccoon, give me the maid outfit I made for you. Call me Amy's master, serve me with the servant's ritual, and will allow you to play with the raccoon!"

"Right, let's take a picture of the raccoon washing clothes in the past! The maid celery is very fun to play with the raccoon! The raccoon will be sent back to the zoo tomorrow, and you will never have a chance after you don't come tonight! ”

I didn't hear how the squad leader on the other side of the phone answered, but from Amy's proud expression, Amy finally won.

It seems that the squad leader is going to make a pleading for the raccoon. I went to Amy to play the maid's servant, but the squad leader asked me not to be present and asked me to avoid the boys' bedroom.

Cut, isn't it embarrassing to let me see you wearing a maid costume? In fact, I saw it across the door two years ago!

It happened that Dad and Auntie let me and Xiaoqin go home for dinner, and I was crushed by the fact that we met the lion in the zoo. So I simply avoided going to the home of the Honglou North Street Community. Xiaoqin naturally followed me. together.

On the way when Peng Duisi drove me and Xiaoqin to go home, I called Xiao Ding and said that the raccoon was in our hands, but I didn’t mean to say that my real sister and the righteous sister teamed up and stole, just said Ai There are apples in the backpack of Mi, and the raccoon himself got into it.

"In short, let the raccoon breeder not worry, Amy has a world-renowned dietitian who chooses food for the raccoon and will not feed it. The raccoon will be sent back tomorrow."

Xiao Ding suddenly realized, "The original raccoon ran to you! Because the surveillance system was destroyed by the animal rescuers, there is no surveillance video of this time, we are still worried that this raccoon can't find it!"

Listening to Xiao Ding’s description, the raccoon was preceded by tourists’ back packs. A “raccoon family” ride in Yunnan, which can be in close contact with the raccoon, once had a raccoon being loaded by tourists. I have not been pretending to be a raccoon, but I have been loaded with a penguin. The prisoner is a pupil and a child.

Sure enough, bear children are the source of all evil! I have already used Rip to shoot Rising, you have at least let go of Tencent!

After talking about the raccoon, Xiao Ding told me about some of the strange things about the zoo terrorist attack.

"Ye Lin, do you know, because I was an eyewitness, so I was called by the police to ask questions. I heard in the police station that there were five animal rescue members in the event, but only their branch presidents. And his girlfriend is a staunch fanatic, the other three people did not make up their minds to do such a big thing, but the branch president did not know where to get a kind of aerosol spray that can hypnotize people, make magic like that The three people went to attack the zoo with their own walking dead. The preliminary test results of the police thought that it might be a new type of drug..."

After listening to my heart, I was shocked. How did Xiao Ding say this kind of thing like Ai Shuqiao's extract from the blue butterfly toxin, and then the fish that was stolen from the secret experimental base by Huo Jiangdong! I remember internally calling them to try the bw-p75! Why is it going to the market?

Because I was very worried about it, I asked Xiao Ding to serve as an eyewitness when I entered the police station. I asked him to inquire about this matter. Although Ding did not know why I was so interested, I still agreed to it very simply.

After returning home, Dad was very worried and asked if I was injured when I was confronted with the lion. Any auntie criticized me. She should not use her yin and yang in her family as a special function that does not adjust. I know that I am doing it. Too much fire, I had to spit my tongue and sell it.

"Hey, you can do it yourself," Ren Ayi sighed and said, "In any case, you are the 32nd generation of yin and yang, and my old man’s irresponsible willingness is also for you..."

At 9 o'clock the next morning, after eating breakfast, I sat in front of the computer in the bedroom and wanted to see what my reputation as a "lion hero" on the Internet has become.

As I expected, because I yelled at the yin and yang, I was fiercely denounced by the Chinese martial arts circle. I was screaming up and down, and my e-mail was stuffed with such emails. An example.

However, one of the anonymous emails made me very concerned, because its content is not to disparage the yin and yang, to boast that the martial art of the martial art is stronger, and I did not think about my challenge, but mentioned something that most people would not know:

"Oh, I can't think of you and the little bully become a brother-in-law! I didn't expect that you were so thin and weak, you became a muscular man, and you are a generation of masters. But even you are robbed by Optimus Prime, what is it? Qualification claims to be a martial artist?"

Eh? Look at this tone, is it a small partner to play together in the big yard?