I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After the episode of "Bunny Seeing the World, Human Being Stupid" as the title, I tried to get a very good popularity. Even some people took it and compared it with Wang Nima in "The Big Bang", pointing out that The rabbit may be a special type of actor hidden in the iron shell, otherwise it is impossible to be such a robotic squirting ability.

In order to prove that the rabbit is a real robot, Dr. Yu wears the white coat he usually wears, walks to the camera and opens the abdominal component box of the rabbit in public, letting the audience see the flashing electronic equipment inside, and briefly describes The process of making rabbits by yourself.

There are still a group of viewers who don’t buy it, they shouted on the Internet:

"Which doctor thinks it is a fake expert. We seem to have seen him on the TV commercials of Fu Yan Jie and Jian Wei aircraft. His trick of taking apart the robot is a blind eye. There must be a comic actor in the robot belly."

Despite the constant suspicion, the popularity of the rabbits has soared, and even Deyun has been on the Weibo @逼兔, inviting rabbits to talk to them on the same stage.

Although a small number of people questioned it, but the rabbits that were sought after by more people, the second disease was more serious, and they felt that they were the heroic pioneers who led the machinemates to fight against humanity.

"Stupid humans, admire my personal charm and wifi signal."

I have to say that sometimes human beings are very strange. It is not a good thing to be insulted by others. But there are always people who like to be stunned by beautiful women. If animals can speak, then being shackled by animals will become a unique hobby of some people. .

Because of the robotic identity of the rabbit and the robotic position when commenting on the news, although human beings are jealous of his jealousy, they are very funny. They can't help but applaud and say that they will come again. It is really embarrassing.

Because the name of "The Rabbit Sees the World, Man is Stupid" is too long, the program officially changed its name to "Stupid Human" under the suggestion of a viewer named "Fan Lihua". This is also the mantra of the rabbit, ten minutes. The program will probably appear twenty or thirty times.

Summarizing all the things that happened before September 1st, let us put the time back to the present.

Now I am sitting in the classroom of the second (3) class.

The morning class is over, lunch is also eaten in the campus restaurant, some people will return to the bedroom to rest during the lunch break, but because I don't have the habit of taking a nap, I still stay in the classroom like a junior high school.

There were only a few people sitting in the classroom, and Xiaoqin went back to the bedroom to use the computer because she had to discuss things with her comic editor, Shen En Niu.

The big horn, Zhuang Ni, Xiong Yaoyue and the criminal star each stayed in the classroom because of certain things.

Here we will introduce the seating arrangements for the second (3) class.

There are seven rows and five columns on the desk. I am still sitting on the left row of the window on the left, and on the right is Xiao Qin.

Since the number of students in private schools is not as good as that in public schools, there are only 35 seats in our class, and they are still not full. The three seats on the right side of Xiaoqin are empty.

35 minus 3 is equal to 32, and the second (3) class now has only 32 students in total. This is the number after I entered the school with Xiao Qin.

In the seating arrangement, the big horn and Zenny are in the middle of the classroom, while Xiong Yaoyue and the criminal star are in the front row of me and Xiaoqin.

"Ye Lin's physical work, have you copied it? After copying it, please copy it to me."

Xiong Yaoyue chewed the beef jerky from the penalty star and urged him.

The criminal star looked up and said, "Don't remind me of the moon month sister. You see that I am not copying it. Ye's words are not very recognizable. My eyes must be copied."

Xiong Yaoyue immediately licked his mouth. "Hey, I haven’t told you many times, would you call me a Pooh sister?"

"But..." The singer stared at Zunni in the middle of the classroom. "You also said that if you are present at the same time, it is easy for you to be confusing with your name, so I have to call you. Sister, this is the prestige of the big sister."

"It does make sense..." Xiong Yao nodded and continued to eat her beef.

Since I came to high school in high school, Xiong Yaoyue solemnly announced to them that he was the boss of the criminal department. "I am Ye Lin’s buddy. If you worship him as the boss, you will also worship me as the boss. Do you want to hear my orders?"

The five tigers of the criminal department were not convinced at the beginning. Later, five people followed the wrist of Xiong Yao, and the results were all extinguished by Xiong Yaoyue. So they had to bow down and recognize Xiong Yaoyue as the big sister.

"This is really not normal." The criminal star once whispered to me privately. "Under normal circumstances, when the sister-in-law of the scorpion should be the head of the big sister, why is Ye Da Ge your nephew and the big sister are not alone."

I seriously criticized this: "Let me talk about the triad society. You weak couples think that you can really hack people. Just because you are tied together, you can’t beat Xiong Yaoyue. You recognize her as a big sister. Lose."

Because Xiong Yaoyue belongs to the kind of person who is a mixed-hearted society, it is not because the criminals have become their own younger brother to bully them.

Usually it means that they go back to the homework to find their own copy, or instruct them to help the squad leader to clean up the classroom health, and sometimes teach them fitness methods to improve their weak constitution.

Because Jiang Qian has always regarded Xiong Yaoyue as the accomplice of the squad leader, so Xiong Yaoyue has more of these five younger brothers, so Jiang Qian is very unhappy, only hate his three prospective boyfriends, not enough to have 30 talents (Cao The father-in-law said that he can be the thirty-first.

In this high school (3) class, the air-conditioned cold air is blowing in the classroom, and the temperature is very comfortable.

“Hey, I found a very interesting thing.” The girl sitting in the front row of Zenny said back to Zhuang Ni and the big horn, “June 6, August 8, October 10, 2014 It’s all Friday, it’s so smart, it’s a hundred years.”

Although wearing the school uniform like everyone else, Zhuang Ni, who seems to be covered in shadow, turned a blind eye and said:

“Not only in 2014, in any year, April 4th, June 6th, August 8th, October 10th, December 12th, will be in the same day of the week, such as 2013. Everyday is Thursday, and these days of 2012 are Wednesdays."

"This is the heart algorithm invented by John Conway. The days of April 4th are called Judgment Day in this algorithm. By this method, you can quickly get the day of the week any day of the year. ”

"Hey, such basic common sense doesn't know. It's just as ridiculous as the one on the Internet who doesn't know Lu Xun's surname Zhou."

Zhuang Ni's profound knowledge is very popular for the girls in the front row, but her bitter tone is also very unpleasant.

"This is only common sense for you." The big horn couldn't help but say to Zhuang Ni. "Ordinary people have so much time to remember these strange things."

Zhuang Ni squinted at the big horn and said, "That's because you spend your time eating and fattening. If you put two computer screens in the bedroom like me, the left side is used to practice programming. Used to quickly read news summaries, you can lick something other than fat in your body."

The big horn is furious: "Whoever likes you will fight each other, and how many times do you say that I am very satisfied in the day, see if I am not dying."

Zhuang Ni let the big horn hold her neck and sway back and forth, and there was no ripple in her expression. I don’t know why, she looked at me when she was covered in her neck.

After the last class of the day, there was a light rain. I felt that there was such a fresh air in the outdoor. It was a pity to stay in the dormitory, so I walked alone on campus.

Unconsciously, I went out of the main entrance of Qingzi High School and came to the wide road.

The road was drenched by rain, and there were not many vehicles coming and going, like a soaked black cloth strip, extending in two directions.

I haven't figured out which direction to go, I saw Zhuang Ni back a picture folder, and also the main entrance of Qingzi High School.

Seeing her looks like going to school outside the school, I saw no one around, and jokingly said with her: "Why, you follow me, would you like me to be your sketch model?"

Zhuang Ni immediately turned her face down, revealing the expression of contempt.

"Stop, your long-haired peanuts, only the vegetable flow like Xiaoqin, will like to use you as a model."

Mixed, bastard, although the hair on my head is still very short, but it is not like a long-haired peanut, and peanuts are dried fruits and not vegetables.

In order to show that I was not interested in me, Zhuang was proud to raise her head and cross the road, and went to the street park across the road to find the sketch target.

Damn, because the street park is very green, I originally planned to go there for a walk. This is the first time you have been robbed. Is it because I want to avoid a direction that is different from yours?

Why, the real Sparta does not care about the eyes of others, Lao Tzu also goes to the Street Heart Park, and the Street Heart Park is not your home.

After making up my mind, I followed Zhuang Ni (at least in her opinion) and stepped into (in her view) into the street park.

Zhuang Ni found that I was tracking, and I snorted without paying attention to me. I also snorted that I did not follow her.

When I entered the Street Heart Park, I discovered that there were a lot of people who took a walk after the rain and the air was fresh. Apart from the old lady, it was the most students of the Zhonghai Wenwu School.

For such reasons, the students of Zhonghai Wenwu School especially liked to find the students of Qingzi High School, which led to the street park that is close to both schools, and became the place where they dominated. The students of Qingzi High School are generally very Less dare to get involved.

However, Zhuang Ni is an exception. There are 80% of the paintings she has, as well as utility knives and other dangerous tools. If anyone dares to ignore her, the consequences can be imagined.

Zhuangni wiped the wet bench with a stack of paper towels, sat on it, and began a sketching activity against a marble mermaid statue not far away.

I was hesitant to take action with her, but I saw that there were several students from the Zhonghai Wenwu School who wandered around.